The love question bank system forced me to tease the actor

After Tang Xiao kicked his own father out of the live broadcast room, he went live live in a panic.I even forgot the last fan blessing.

The phone kept vibrating on the table, making him upset. He didn't want to watch it or listen to it, so he simply turned it off.

Everything that happened just now is still active in his mind, he is even embarrassed to look directly at Lu Cheng, as if those dark blue eyes have a hovering magnetic force, just looking at each other can easily pull him into that intimate moment with warmth .

"I still have something to do, so I'll go back first." Lu Cheng was also a little unnatural, got up and straightened his clothes and said.

Tang Xiao stood up, and suddenly remembered that Jin Miao hadn't bought their Japanese food back yet.

One is for himself, and the other is for Lu Cheng.

"Well, when Jin Miao comes back later, I'll ask her to bring you dinner." Tang Xiao glanced at his watch and said.

"Okay, thank you."

While the two were talking, there was a knock on the door suddenly.

The voice was hurried and powerful, as if carrying some kind of unfriendly emotion.

Tang Xiao went around the coffee table to open the door, and couldn't help muttering, Jin Miao is a girl anyway, how come she knocked on the door with the rhythm of a rock boy.

When the door opened, he looked at the people outside and couldn't help but froze.It's not Jin Miao, it's Wu Tong.

The boy had a bit of murderous look on his face, but also a bit of grievance.

"Wu Tong, why are you here... What's the matter?" Tang Xiao put his arm on the door frame, and had no intention of letting anyone in.

"My heart is broken." When Wu Tong saw his angelic face, the murderous look in his eyes instantly faded, and all the hostility in his body fell to the ground, "Brother Xiao, this is why you refused to eat with me." The reason. You and Movie Emperor Lu...you..." He curled his lips, his beautiful big eyes were covered with mist, and his voice was covered in a layer of grievance.

Tang Xiao was physically and mentally exhausted, his brain was throbbing, he didn't want to and didn't know how to explain it to him.

In fact, I can't explain it.He knew that Wu Tong had a crush on him, but he also made it clear that the two of them had nothing to do with each other. However, this little fox was quite persistent, pestering him to death, and just wouldn't give up.

Lu Cheng also walked to the door at this time, two people were in the room, one was outside the room, the three men just stood there staring at each other, outlining a weird and unsuitable style of painting.

Wu Tong's eyes scanned the two of them twice, realizing his disadvantage in the three-person formation, he stared and said dissatisfiedly: "Why are you two inside and I'm outside? I don't want it, and I don't." to go in."

Tang Xiao was speechless for a while, before he could open his mouth, he heard Lu Cheng say: "Why do you come in when you say so?"

He was startled and thought he was hallucinating.Lu Cheng has always been aloof, and he rarely talks to others, let alone getting entangled in such naive issues.

Why did you suddenly lose your mind at this moment?

Not only lowering intelligence, but also reducing dimensionality.

Wu Tong was stunned and a little dumbfounded.But soon calmed down, and looked at the man without flinching.

"Why do you make the decision for Brother Xiao? Even if you just rubbed around, it doesn't mean anything. The college roommates still rub each other and shoot fast P."

Lu Cheng: "..."

Tang Xiao: "..."

He found that the kid couldn't live without swearing.

He and Lu Cheng were just fighting with eyelashes, how could it be compared with something so obscene as "wiping the gun"?

"I'll go in, I'll go in. Don't let anyone stop me." Wu Tong stuck his neck willfully, and bent down to slip under Tang Xiao's arm while talking.

Tang Xiao had no choice but to look at Lu Cheng with complicated emotions, then turned around and closed the door.

Wu Tong walked to the living room, glanced at the live broadcast equipment that had not been taken away in the future, with a Qiong Yao-style heartbroken expression on his face.

He wiped the corners of his eyes, turned around, looked at Lu Cheng hostilely, and then turned his gaze back: "Brother Xiao, you must eat hard bones? Why don't you eat tender meat in front of you?"

Tang Xiao had another headache. He knew that Wu Tong was still mistaking him for being gay, and that he had "high ambitions" to engage in a cosmic super-A steel straight.

He really wanted to hang a sign around his neck that said: I am a straight man, I don't want to be gay, and I don't intend to be a movie king.

"Wu Tong, I've explained this topic clearly before, so there's really no need to discuss it anymore. Besides, you're a tender meat, but it's not for me. I'm really not..."

Before he could say the words "homosexuality", Wu Tong slammed into Tang Xiao's arms and entangled his body like an octopus: "I don't want to listen, I don't want to listen. How do you know it's not suitable if you haven't tried it with me?" .If it's a model problem, I can adjust it. Brother Xiao, I really like you, what do you want me to do to understand my heart..."

Tang Xiao: "..."

Lu Cheng really couldn't see it.

"Hard Bones" is standing next to me, do you really think I'm dead? !

With a sullen face, he strode forward and dragged the boy off Tang Xiao like last time: "If you want to talk, say it well. Don't overdo it."

Tang Xiao scratched his neck and took a few breaths, feeling like he was about to have a heart attack.

Wu Tong broke away from Lu Cheng's hand and glared: "I'm pursuing my relationship openly and honestly, it's none of your business! You said I was overstepping, you just hugged and hugged, kissed and rubbed in the live broadcast room, and my father-in-law I was shocked, whether this is overstepping, you are a typical double standard."

Lu Cheng: "..."

Tang Xiao: "..."

Who hugged and hugged, kissed and rubbed?

They just had a fight of eyelashes, how can you describe how hungry and thirsty they are?

He suddenly felt that his ears were dirty.

There is no desire to communicate further.

Tang Xiao wiped his face and said seriously: "Wu Tong, let me tell you again, Brother Lu and I are friends, not the one you think."

Wu Tong pouted, still not satisfied: "Then tonight in the live broadcast room, you..."

"It's just business." Tang Xiao interrupted him and said in a deep voice.

The moment the words came out, the corner of his eyes unconsciously turned towards Lu Cheng's direction, maybe it was an illusion, he felt that the man's eyes turned cold at that moment.

Wu Tong was still muttering non-stop, Tang Xiao didn't think about it, just about to open the door to see off the guests, suddenly Jin Miao's voice came from outside the door.

"Brother Xiao, it's me. Are you there?"

Tang Xiao responded, and walked around the small tea table to open the door.

Jin Miao appeared outside the door with a chill in her body, and her glasses were covered with a layer of white mist.Can't see her eyes clearly.

"Brother Xiao, I'm sorry, I'm late. There are too many people buying couple packages tonight, so I waited an hour to get them."

Jin Miao's voice was not low, even if he was standing outside the door and speaking, every word and every sentence hit the eardrums of the three men clearly.

The words "Couple Package" were even more abrupt. Tang Xiao rubbed his ears, suspecting that he heard it wrong: "What couple package?"

"Ah." Jin Miao raised his eyebrows, and lifted the exquisite packaging box in his hand to the man's eyes, "Brother Xiao, are you starving? It's the couple's set meal for you and Mr. Lu."

Tang Xiao stared at the heart-shaped packing box with pink bubbles, as if a gust of wind had blown through his head.

Girl, what kind of fun are you having?

Couple packages, what are these and what? !

Before he could recover, he heard Wu Tong roar in the room like he was vomiting blood: "I don't study much, so you can't lie to me like that!!! Big pig's hoof, you broke my heart!!! "

At 10 o'clock in the evening, after Tang Xiao finished washing, he leaned against the bed and turned on the phone.To escape the indiscriminate bombing just now, we must face the problems left over from history.

What should come will always come, and it cannot be avoided.Such as Hot Search, or his father.

Sure enough, as soon as I turned it on, I received more than forty missed call reminders, more than half of which were from his father.

Tang Xiao thought about it, and he didn't really want to rush to get scolded, so he temporarily blacklisted his father, and synchronized his phone and WeChat.

I haven't turned it on for more than two hours, and WeChat has exploded. From top to bottom, it is "one zhang red", and N people line up to send him messages, just like New Year's greetings.

It seems that "Eyelash Fight" opened tonight, and the two directly "fighted" into the trending search.

Also came out on top.

Tang Xiao swiped his fingers a few times, lazily opened the manager's WeChat.Tian Yang sent him more than a dozen messages and several voice calls.

To sum it up, it's all about what they are trending on tonight.

Tian Yang was like a repeater, and he repeatedly emphasized several times: "Fancy business" in the future must be communicated in advance, and it must not be like this time.Although the heat exploded this time, the negative impact was not small.Many black fans ridiculed the two for selling corruption.

The agent also specifically mentioned Tang Xingquan. He said that Mr. Tang was very angry, and he cursed all night, saying that his son was too big to stay, and he raised an unfilial son.

Tang Xiao smiled and replied directly to the agent:

[I blocked my dad for the time being, if there is anything wrong, please tell Brother Tian to pass the message.Those who scold me don't need to pass it on, sorry. 】

Afterwards, he quit WeChat and clicked on Weibo.Although he has no interest in the hot search, he doesn't want to reminisce about this "fancy" business.

But after hearing what the agent said just now, I still couldn't help but went in.

Read negative reviews and find black fans.

Randomly clicked on an entertainment big V, and when the screenshot of the two people's live broadcast hit his pupils, Tang Xiao's eyes lit up instantly.

This...is him and Lu Cheng?

This business is too - foul.

In the picture, Lu Cheng's body is leaning forward, his shoulders and back are straight, his palm is clasped behind Tang Xiao's neck, his fingers are slender and fair, and he looks heaven-defyingly good-looking.The two faced each other face to face, leaning face to face in an extremely ambiguous posture.

I couldn't feel it during the live broadcast, but watching it now, it didn't look like they were fighting eyelashes at all, but it looked like they were booing.

Tang Xiao also found that the corners of his lips were raised upwards.

Like you're-enjoying?

Enjoy this suspected "fight" with pink bubbles?

And inexplicably beat himself up!

Tang Xiao held the phone in his hand, his mind was full of wild ideas, and his thoughts turned to the highway intersection.Turning and turning, he suddenly stopped the car——

Damn, what is he thinking, is there bacteria in his head?

If you agree to read negative reviews, why are you "doing nothing"?

Tang Xiao patted the back of his head, pulled back his thoughts, and clicked on the comment section.

Among the tens of thousands of comments, he ignored countless rainbow farts and powdered sugar, and went directly to Heizi.

[I started selling rot even before I went to Lucheng, who said "I'm homophobic and hate selling rot".Just ask the film king if your face hurts now. 】

[Fuck, this is the first time I know that the cold and cold male god likes this.slipped away. 】

[Flow is king, you don't have to have integrity.Goodbye, you two. 】

[Actor Lu is worried about the bleak evening scene?In order to survive, he did not hesitate to smash the steel straight man's design with one punch. 】

[I can't accept selling rot, off powder, off powder. 】

Tang Xiao read more than a dozen of them, and his brows became more and more tense. He quit Weibo and clicked on the agent's WeChat again.

He had just typed up a line of words and was about to send it out, but he suddenly remembered something, so he decisively deleted the message he was about to send, and poked his good friend Liang Zhe instead.

He found that Liang Zhe had sent him several WeChat messages before, but they were buried in a pile of unread messages, so he didn't pay attention.

Tang Xiao swiped his finger up and saw that Liang Zhe first sent a few screenshots, all of which were taken from the backstage of Banana Live.

【Liang Zhe: Xiaoxiao, let me tell you.The account where I pretended to be miserly was being targeted.Fuck it, thousands of people suddenly added me as friends, saying they want to see if I'm a fictitious monster.There are a few people who asked me to live broadcast the eye surgery tomorrow.Fuck him, uncle, these are some bullshit bullshit. 】

Tang Xiao covered his mouth and snickered, and directly sent a voice message to Liang Zhe.

[I've wronged you, it's miserable.It doesn't matter, the number will not be picked up. 】

Liang Zhe replied quickly——

[No big deal.Trumpet only. 】

Only then did Tang Xiao feel relieved. After thinking for a while, he pressed the voice button again and said:

【A Zhe, do me a favor again, Brother Lu and I have been on the hot search, and some bad remarks have been made, mainly aimed at him.It is estimated that tomorrow the media will seize on it and make a big fuss. 】

【My manager's side is not easy to operate, you help me keep an eye on it, and if there is any malicious hacking against Lu Cheng, delete it.money is not a problem. 】

After waiting for 2 minutes, Liang Zhe replied——

[Fuck?Xiaoxiao, you want to help Lucheng control the review? ! 】

Followed by another one.

[Fuck!You actually called him Brother Lu! ! ! 】

Tang Xiao froze for a moment, then listened to what he had just posted again, it was true, he hadn't noticed it before.

Just as he was about to speak, another message popped up on Liang Zhe's WeChat.

【Master Xiao, that... we two are good friends who grew up touching our butts, right? 】

[Tang Xiao: Get lost.That's called growing up naked.Is your Chinese taught by the old guard at the school? 】

[Liang Zhe: Hey, it's all the same.Anyway, we can be honest with each other, right? 】

[Tang Xiao: Speak directly, don't be greasy. 】

【Liang Zhe: Then I'll ask directly.After working as a babysitter all night, I found out that you and that Lu guy really seem to have two legs. 】

【Tang Xiao:...】

Just say that your language skills are not very good, and you have contributed an extra leg out of thin air, right? !

[Tang Xiao: This question is completely useless to answer. I am straightforward, but he is homophobic. We both have legs that are obediently staying at home. 】

【Liang Zhe: Right now, I'm still obediently staying in front of my own house, but there will always be times when I want to visit the other party's house. 】

【Tang Xiao:...】

You rascal, what stream of consciousness are you playing with me?

[Liang Zhe: And now the Internet is full of hype.It is said that you are TOP-level national CPs, and you are also TOP-level people who let themselves go, and are hardcore. 】

[Tang Xiao: Those who are clear will clear themselves, and the straight man has a clear conscience.Whatever they say, it's business anyway.That's all. 】

Liang Zhe was silent for a long time without speaking, and Tang Xiao didn't send another word.Just as I was about to turn off the phone and prepare for a rest, the screen suddenly turned on again.

This time, a good friend reprinted a novel for him, and the source is "Banmei Fanwen in the Celebrity Circle".

【Liang Zhe: Master Xiao, take a look.The fast danmei writer wrote the story of the two of you in one night.The live broadcast room was restored, and the heart attack and eyelash fight were all included.I also made up my mind to drive the night train. 】

Tang Xiao blinked, and clicked into the fan fiction called "Brother Lu, come and fight with me".

Tsk, what the hell is the heart pounding.

He pursed his lips, held the phone in his arms, read it from beginning to end, and then backed out red-faced.

[Tang Xiao: Damn.Why am I 0 and Lucheng 1.Which sand sculpture author wrote it, fork it out. 】

[Tang Xiao: So what, is there a version with the master on it? 】

Liang Zhe:? ? ?

This straight guy, please stay tuned, isn't your focus a bit off? !