The love question bank system forced me to tease the actor

Back in his room, Tang Xiao sat down and flipped through Lu Cheng's notes like studying martial arts secrets.The words that jumped into his eyes were flowing and flowing, with Lu Cheng's aura, he felt as if he was covered with the holy light of the actor, and his ascension was just around the corner.

It was 4 o'clock in a blink of an eye.Tang Xiao stretched, put down his pen, and had the illusion that he was preparing for the college entrance examination.

Turning to the end of the notebook inadvertently, he suddenly noticed that a small sika deer was drawn at the bottom of the page.

The lines are simple and smooth, it should also be made by Lu Cheng.

He looked at it for a while, frowned, then tore off a piece of pink post-it note, folded a small deer, and painted a few spots on it with a pen.

After folding, he put the little pink deer in the palm of his hand, took a photo with his mobile phone, and sent it to Lu Cheng through WeChat.

[Lu Cheng:? 】

[Tang Xiao: Guess what this is? 】

[Lu Cheng: Cow? 】

【Tang Xiao: I'll go, I really admire you.Anyway, I am also at the origami level of the second grade of elementary school. This is a deer, a sika deer. 】

[Lu Cheng: Oh. 】

Tang Xiao stared at the "oh", feeling speechless for a while, he had never seen such a hardcore chat terminator.

It can end people until they don't want to talk at all, and they are willing to be dumb.

After 2 minutes, the chat terminator replied again.

【Lu Cheng: Got it.My surname is Lu, which is a homonym for deer, so you folded a sika deer. 】

Tang Xiao: "..."

The reflex arc of your old man flew to the Tyrannosaurus rex just now?

Besides, this explanation is too down-to-earth, it seems to force a handful of dry soil into people's mouths.

He didn't reply anymore, he swiped his finger, and read these few messages from the beginning again.Although it was a little clumsy, but upon closer inspection, it seemed quite cute. Tang Xiao curled his lips, and the smile in his eyes gradually spread.

Then the phone vibrated again——

[Lu Cheng: So what do you mean by holding the deer in your palm? 】

Tang Xiao:?

Do you have a generation gap in IQ with me, or are you just talking awkwardly, looking for something to talk about?

Take a picture, if you don’t let it go, where else can you put it in your heart.

He lowered his eyes and thought for a while, then replied with a slightly sinister tone——

[Tang Xiao: Don't let go, I'll crush it under my ass. 】

Lu Cheng: ...

In the evening, Wu Tong came to harass him again, saying that he would force Tang Xiao to accept the wind and pass through the world of two people by the way, but Tang Xiao firmly refused.

In order to symbolically appease Wu Xiaohu's wounded heart, he reluctantly agreed, and when Wu Tong was finished, he would be the host for dinner.

After a while, Jin Miao came over and asked what meal to order.Tang Xiao mentioned the name of an online celebrity Japanese grocery store.Just as the assistant was about to leave, he suddenly stopped him, hesitated for two seconds and said, "Knock on the door of room 1111 and ask Teacher Lu if he wants to eat."

Jin Miao was stunned for a moment: "Okay, brother Xiao. That...should I buy two single sets, or just buy a couple set?"

After observing for a period of time, she felt that there seemed to be many little secrets between her brother Xiao and Yingdi Lu.

Very suspicious marks have been left at some iconic locations.

For example, the restroom of the hot pot restaurant, the small hotel in Sun Village, or even the dressing room...

She has sufficient evidence to suspect that these two straight men seem to be running farther and farther on the broad road of socialist brotherhood.

Tang Xiao didn't know Jin Miao's thoughts at all, and looked at her suspiciously with raised eyebrows: "What do you mean, what kind of problem is this?"

Jin Miao understood immediately when she heard it, and hurriedly raised her hand to say "ok".

"Then what, I understand, Brother Xiao, don't worry." After saying that, he closed the door and left quickly.

Tang Xiao flickered his eyelashes, and continued to be dazed, feeling that the little girl was so weird.

Just as he was thinking, the system sound suddenly resounded loudly in his mind, pulling him back from his thoughts in an instant.

"I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming with a love question!"

Tang Xiao was so frightened that he thought he had been pierced by some kind of sand sculpture.

"Are you on drugs?" He rubbed his temples and asked angrily.

"I took you and Lu Cheng's aphrodisiac." The system said meanly.

Tang Xiao gulped down a mouthful of water, coughed until his cheeks flushed, and his alveoli overflowed.

The system ignored him, and continued to say hilariously: "Seeing the two of you joining hands and taking another revolutionary step on the road to foundation, I am proud!"

Tang Xiao: "..."

Fuck the base.

He seriously suspected that the brain of the system was messed up by the chicken.

Not in the mood to flirt with it, he pinched his eyebrows and asked in a muffled voice, "What's the love problem this time?"

The system cheerfully said: "This is a practical exercise, the host please listen to the questions. Tonight, invite Lu Cheng to live broadcast on the Banana platform, complete the interactive tasks, and increase the coolness value of the fans."

Tang Xiao frowned and blinked.

He is no stranger to live broadcasting. As an artist, live broadcasting is a very normal thing.

But he was not sure about inviting Lu Cheng to join him.Although the two can be regarded as friends at present, it is a well-known fact that the high-cold actor rejects selling corrupt business.

What's more, the wonderful and mysterious thing of coolness requires them to improve through CP interaction.

If you taste it carefully, you will be able to faintly taste the breath of "skimming the ball".

Tang Xiao squeezed his fingertips, and asked vigilantly, "What interaction did you complete?"

The system laughed aloud twice: "The eyelashes are fighting."

Tang Xiao froze, unable to react for a while.

Lash fights?how to spell?

Want him and Lu Cheng to each pull off an eyelash, hold it in their hands, and fight with bayonets?

IQ is too low!

Mental hospital patients don't play like that.

The system read his thoughts, and burst out laughing again: "Host, I am really anxious for you, each pulling an eyelash to fight? Where is the coolness? Fans will think that two idols are possessed, Late night practice."

"Damn! Then how do you say to fight?" Tang Xiao rolled his eyes and said angrily, "It's impossible for us two big men to lean close to each other and really use our eyelashes..." Before saying a word After finishing, he shut up all of a sudden, his lips numb for a while.

Suddenly, I remembered a certain variety show I had seen, and the guests had opened the "Eyelash Fight" on the spot.

That scene was quite explosive, and it caused the audience to scream, which was quite satisfying.

After the show was over, the two made their CP debut directly, and later they were really together.

Thinking of this, Tang Xiao didn't dare to go any further. He closed his eyes, and a chill of fear crept up his spine.

"Tell me, I'm wrong, please..."

"Saoao~Rui. You are right, baby!" The system grinned.

Tang Xiao froze in place, as if he couldn't think anymore.I just felt like I had been slapped in the face, and my head was empty, but it made a rattling sound.

Eyelashes fighting.

He and Lu Cheng.

And show it shamelessly in front of a large number of netizens!

Gan!

After this fight, I guess I'll go to the funeral right away.

He roared violently, stretched his arms and fell on the bed with the word "big": "You blow me up, I lie flat..."

The author has something to say: I have an exam tomorrow, so stop for a day.sorry sorry.