[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

For the busy Mr. Zhongyuan, half a month passed in the blink of an eye.

Unlike Shenhuang who was running around like a headless fly in the vast universe, the moment he landed on the spaceship, the Central Plains Central Committee directly gave the order to reach the planet Anxiety.

"This... Brother Zhongyuan..."

"Brother, can you call these two?" He choked back a man who was trying to get closer to each other with full of sex.

"Then what uncle..."

Zhongyuan Zhong also twitched his forehead, as expected he had no way to deal with such a very familiar person.

It can be said that I am very tired.

Not refusing is tantamount to acquiescing. This kind of robber logic made Xinghai Fangzhu emboldened to judge others by himself. Shenhuang felt that if he had a sister who was as beautiful as a flower in his family, he would only come home two days after going out to find that his house was full of water. The Chinese cabbage was arched by an unknown wild boar.

Even he doesn't want to see that wild boar.

"Oh? You still know that you are a wild boar?" Zhongyuan Zhongye's slightly hoarse voice came from the command room coolly, "It seems that you are hopeless if you have this self-knowledge."

This level of sarcasm was nothing to Shenhuang. He laughed and asked persistently, "Brother-in-law, why are we still in trouble here?"

"Go get my sister Jiang Hua's dowry."

"Oh, the dowry..." The Xinghai Fangzhu, who had a very long reflection arc, waited for a full minute before he realized, "What? Marry...the dowry?"

No, after he took away the most dazzling delicate flower of Anan, only those restless big snakes remained in the whole Anan.

Wait... Orochi?

"Brother-in-law, if you said that the dowry is a big snake, I don't think there is any need, because Jiang Hua has already surrendered the one that I am clamoring for..."

'Boom'!The sharp fist brushed past Xinghai Fangzhu's ear, and slammed heavily on the iron wall behind him, "You can shut up about dirty jokes."

Good brother-in-law, no problem brother-in-law.

Speaking of the dowry, Zhong Yuan suddenly thought of a very serious question, "Shen Huang, what about the dowry you prepared to marry my sister?"

"..."

A strange silence quietly spread among the spaceships, Zhong Yuan raised his eyebrows, and said noncommittally, "No way, are you just an empty-handed white sheep?"

"Well, brother-in-law, haven't I already handed in all the passbooks at home?"

"Hehe, you can shut up." Why didn't he buy the "Wolf Defense Manual" and give it to Sister Jianghua?

After Central Plains Zhongye came to another world for the first time, he was like a hamster storing winter grain, buying, buying, and burying all the way.Wherever he goes, there will be a small treasury that he has quietly built.

If it weren't for Jiang Hua's 'strange disease', he himself would have forgotten the jade bead that he buried without knowing its use when he arrived in Anxi at the beginning of the year.

Zhong Yuanzhong didn't know what that jade bead was for, but he kept it close to him as long as he remembered it, and even he was able to escape from death several times, all because of the god's jade bead .Occasionally, he could feel a childish voice in a daze, screaming for hunger.

And after coming to the depths of the earth veins in panic, the jade bead burst out for the first time, which was similar to delicious, this kind of consciousness, jumped into the depths of the earth veins, and settled down.

Sister Jiang Hua's symptoms started after she left Anan, which made Zhongyuan Zhong also think of that weird jade bead for the first time.

After walking through patches of deserts that were exposed to the sun and exposed to the sun, Zhongyuan Zhong also took the road with ease and walked around a group of big snakes basking in the sun with ease, and came to the last forest in peace.

With a bang sound, a handful of iron catalpa quilts were still in front of the dazed Shenhuang, and Zhong Yuanzhong sneered, "Don't you want me to remind you before digging?"

"Oh, ok, is this where the digging starts?"

After getting an affirmative answer, the hard-working old scalper began to plow the land diligently, no, it started digging.

As for Zhongye?

Master Xinghaifang is not that stupid yet, if you don't earn your impression points honestly at this time, you are really waiting for the brat to file a complaint after he returns.

Shenhuang, whose IQ was online in time, showed off his muscular muscles to Zhongyuan Zhongye, and said caringly, brother-in-law, you haven't been back to your hometown for a long time, why don't you go shopping first?

He is very good at physical work like digging the ground!

"Oh? Really?" Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at Shenhuang with a smile that was not a smile. He looked at the man in front of him for the first time and encouraged him, "Then you can do your best brother-in-law."

When he heard the word "brother-in-law" from Nakahara Zhongya, Xinghai Fangzhu suddenly felt that all hardships have been rewarded, isn't it just digging the ground?If he can get the approval of Jiang Hua's mother's family, he can dig through Anan!

Then, the strongest Yetu in the universe, the man dedicated to saving the world—Xinghai Fangzhu, he dug the ground for three full days.

From the east to the west, and from the west to the south.

In the end, he panted heavily and asked breathlessly, "Uncle Chuya, are we going to dig a trench for tunnel warfare?"

"That's not the case, but you have to dig quickly, otherwise it will run away again!" Is it his fault that the jade has become a spirit?How did he know that the jade was like a child, lingering in anxiety and not wanting to leave, every time he wanted to dig it out, it just burrowed into it, running so fast.

Under Xinghai Fangzhu's suspicious eyes, Mr. Zhongyuan became angry and asked, "Do you think I'm the kind of person who avenges private revenge?"

"..."

After a while of flying around, Zhong Yuan still caught the suspected jade stone. At the moment he took the jade in his hand, Zhong Yuan Zhong also swore that he heard a small hiccup !

"Zhongye, I have been digging for so many days just for these plastic beads?" Xinghai Fangzhu felt that he had been deceived, "Where is the dowry?"

"I moved to the spaceship while you were digging." If he hadn't been able to control gravity, it would be difficult to get a box full of jewelry and gold at once.

Shenhuang looked at the box full of jewelry that was said to have been thrown in the underground warehouse, and looked at the plastic beads that he found after digging for three days and three nights. He thought that brother-in-law, you are still seeking revenge.

Mr. Zhongyuan refused to return to this question, and steadily started the spaceship to return to Luoyang.

Just when Mr. Dazai finished the whole Laoyang, he was bored and read the eight o'clock file over and over again three times. He even wrote seven plans for the plan to destroy the world, and then he was cut by the candlestick in the room to see such an anti-social item. , A psychological lecture was held to correct my aunt's distorted thoughts.

When Mr. Dazai almost grew mushrooms in the corner at last, he finally waited for his little man back.

Just as he got off the spaceship, a light brown streak swept from a distance like a gust of wind, entwining the petite black figure that came down from the spaceship with all four limbs.

"Chuya, you are finally back."

"Let go of me quickly, this is a big public!" Mr. Zhong Yuan is a conservative old man, this kind of presumptuous behavior... He thought with red ears that the little slave is really getting more and more presumptuous, this is a big public It's really indecent.But, there is no way, who told the ancestors to spoil him.

"No~" Like a koala, Osamu Dazai coquettishly, "Nakaya left without saying a word, leaving him alone in this unfamiliar place, he is angry , you have to be coaxed to be happy╭(╯^╰)╮."

Osamu Dazai has already discovered it. Although he doesn't know the specific reason, it seems that the future Zhong also dotes on him a little bit more?

As long as he acted like a baby to some of his seemingly rude demands, Chuya would often surrender first. This trick can be said to have been tried and tested in recent experiments.

The owner of Xinghaifang, who is obviously married and will be a father in two months, felt that his mouth was full of dog food when he got off the spaceship and saw the scene in front of him.

But at the next moment, Shenhuang suddenly realized what a good opportunity this is!God knows that he has been back in Luoyang for so long, except for sleeping time at night, he has not been able to have a good word with his family!

The younger brother is really a weapon of mass destruction.

But now, the biggest light bulb is entangled... After silently praising the best teammate in his heart, Shenhuang ran home. He is the legendary winner in life with a wife and children!

Go to his dog food, I won't eat it, thank you!

Dazai, who didn't notice the other person's departure, looked at the little dwarf's embarrassed face, and secretly laughed in his heart. Then, something cold was stuffed into his mouth.

The tip of his tongue was lightly touched, and the sweetness with the aroma of oranges exploded in his mouth. Osamu Dazai widened his iris-colored eyes, full of astonishment, what the hell is this unfolding?

Why does this familiar routine always remind him of how a lost old man in Honmaru treats the distressed knives of the Kuritaguchi family like this.

Thinking about it this way, the domineering president Chong Niwen, who used to be so sweet as to explode, was torn apart in a matter of minutes and turned into a generous and honest grandpa doting on older mentally handicapped children and grandchildren.

and so……

What did my future self do so that Chuya could develop in the direction of his weird grandfather doting on his only grandson for his various acts of coquettishness?

What kind of charming pink bubbles do not exist at this moment, really do not exist.