[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

According to the agreement, the Chidori pirate ship stopped on a remote and dilapidated planet, "Yo, Chuya is going to Luoyang again this time?"

"..." Uncle, who are you, why are you so familiar?

The big man with full beard and beard was stunned for a moment, very sad, "No way, you will not forget me, right?"

Mr. Zhongyuan is a little cautious. This person is getting old, and his memory is not good. It is easy to forget many things, "So...you are?"

Are we familiar?

Familiar, but not familiar?The person who was regarded as a familiar one was the head of the second division of Chidori Pirates, who had reached the age of retirement, and was waiting for the birth of the leader's cub to give way and go home for the elderly.

The big guy with the beard belongs to the Silver Wolf clan, and the males of that clan are notoriously strict with their wives. Not long ago, the guy from the head of the Second Division clamored for tuna, a specialty of the earth, so he ran to The earth has come to buy in a big way.

"The spaceship you drove away is mine."

"!!" This is the suffering master.

"Wow, Zhongye is robbing, tsk tsk... It really is a remnant of the barbaric era."

"Shut the fuck up for me." A punch missed, but managed to shut up a man who had been chattering.

Scratching his head in embarrassment, Zhong Yuanzhong immediately took out a check and asked, "How much is that spaceship?"

There is a kind of momentum that the local rich are not short of money.

"puff…"

The head of the Second Division was also a little embarrassed, he just wanted to have a chat, didn't everyone say that it is better to have one more friend than one more enemy when you are away from home?

"That's not necessary. In the end, didn't you send your spaceship back to Chidori?" Although the process of sending it back was very tortuous, and probably lost four or five of Chidori's capable officers, the strong have such a temper .

Because the leader is Yetu, the head of the second division still has some understanding of Anan's affairs, and he doesn't mind gossiping with people while waiting for the spaceship to land, for example, "Speaking of it, you Do you know Master Xinghaifang?"

Mr. Dazai obviously felt the little dwarf's expression tense, so... the key word is 'Xingfangzhu'?

"Master Xinghaifang?" Osamu Dazai blinked, interested, "What do you know?"

As for the top powerhouse... the head of the second division will not feel slighted because he is a human being on earth. Youdao is a hero who is sad for a beauty. Maybe he will need to use his wife's diplomacy at some point.

Now that someone is cheering him on, he can continue on his own terms, "The master of Xinghaifang is the savior with the title of the strongest universe, but youdao is a hero who is sad for a beauty. That big man recently heard that he asked for a house Meijiao Niang looks like she's not thinking about going anywhere."

"Speaking of which, when the grand banquet was held, I went to celebrate with the leader. She is really a beauty..."

Nakahara Chuya's teeth kept chattering when he got off the spaceship. Candlestick was a little worried and frowned, but he didn't say anything in the end.

But... this planet is really desolate, it seems to be a place of punishment forgotten by the gods.

The gloomy weather, the dark clouds, and the barren land, it's hard to imagine that Mr. Nakahara would be associated with this kind of place that looks like a slum at first glance.

"Candlestick cut."

"Yes, Lord Zhongyuan."

"Is the gift ready?"

Smiling, he took out the food box in his hand and nodded, "Of course, Lord Zhongyuan."

It's so strange, the little dwarf is so nervous that it's unbelievable.Osamu Dazai blinked and came to a conclusion, and in the next second, "Chuya, Chuya, look at this umbrella, it's so cool, it can also be used as a spearman!"

I almost put it on my face to buy one, buy one.

"My little brother, you really have a good eye. Don't tell me, this kind of multi-functional umbrella is the characteristic of our night rabbit family! I'm not boasting, my family makes umbrellas from generation to generation, the quality is amazing!" Pat Chest, the shop owner proudly raised his chest.

Osamu Dazai was already so excited that he couldn't help himself, he took a big red umbrella and leaned in front of him, blinking hard to be cute, "Chuya, Chuya~"

"Dazai, don't you think that the umbrella in your hand and Miss Momiji..."

Halfway through speaking, Zhong Yuanzhong also frowned, what was he talking about just now?Who is Miss Hongye?Why did he see a person wearing a red umbrella with twelve furisou in his mind when he saw that big red umbrella?

Who is that?

Instinctively looked at Dazai Osamu, with a fierce look in his eyes, "Who is Big Sister Hongye?"

(cross out) is my future mother-in-law (cross out), "Chuya, you don't even know who it is, how would I know?"

"Really don't know?" He looked at the man suspiciously, "Dazai, you should know the price of lying to me, right?"

"Of course."

Because of Osamu Dazai's swearing guarantee, Nakahara Chuya thought that his memory area was messed up, so he put it down and didn't mention it, but subconsciously forgot Dazai Osamu's instinct to seek thrills and excitement.

According to the map, under the leadership of Chuya Zhongyuan, a group of three people came to a small two-story western-style building.

Just this environment has already made Zhongyuan Zhongye frowned subconsciously, and stepped forward to knock on the door with his brows furrowed.

"Here we come." After a burst of ping-pong, the orange-red long-haired beauty in a white cheongsam inlaid with gold braided her hair, smiling and looking at her 'brother' whom she hadn't seen for many years.

He said with a bad temper, "Oh, Zhongye, I haven't seen you for so many years, why haven't you grown up yet?" After gesticulating with his hands, Jiang Hua came to a conclusion with a smile,

The old ancestor had passed the age when he was young, energetic and ignorant, and he would explode because of his height. He frowned, "Jiang Hua, don't think that this will make me stop asking about your marriage."

"Come on in first, these two are the friends you traveled to the earth to find?" Lan Tong was full of curiosity, which one is the little slave that Zhongye has been thinking about? "But Zhongye, how long has it been since we saw each other, why don't you call me sister?"

It's sad anyway.

Mr. Dazai was stunned. To be honest, if it wasn’t for the little dwarf who grew up with him, just looking at the lady’s hair and eyes, this...isn’t the little dwarf’s sister?

If you think about it this way, compared to Zhongya who is in an important position in the port mafia and lives a precarious life, such a gentle and virtuous beauty is more in his mind.

What Osamu Dazai fears most is losing.That's why I subconsciously distanced myself from everyone before I got it.

His kite-colored eyes lit up, and he asked briskly, "Beautiful lady, is your name Jiang Hua? What a nice name~ Would you like to die in love with me?"

Jiang Hua: Huh?

There are thousands of ways to be approached by people, and this is the first one that is so novel. I didn’t control the strength well, and the solid wood armrest was crushed into powder by Jiang Hua, “What were you talking about just now?”

"No, nothing."

"Oh."

Xiaoxiao pulled the corner of Candlestick Cut's clothes, and signaled him to hurry up to save the scene, "Hi Ma'am, I'm putting down Candlestick Cut, it's not respectful at all."

The exquisite food box was handed out, and after feeling its heavy weight, Jiang Hua explained with a smile, "I'm really sorry, the house has been in disrepair for a long time, and many things have rotted."

To put it simply, it is all the fault of the escalator and has nothing to do with me.

No lady would be proud of being able to crush iron wood, which is said to be harder than steel, with her bare hands.Even if the woman is from the strongest race in the universe, Yetu, it won't work.

This is a matter of principle.

Although the three men present did not understand the principle, their intuition from fighting on the battlefield made them instinctively avoid this dangerous topic.

The dilapidated and yellowed walls showed traces of renovation, plain wooden tables with plain bottles, scattered small flowers, and warm-colored fabric sofas.

Although the whole house is dilapidated, it is not difficult to see the intentions of the owner.

"Speaking of which, the other owner of this house seems to be absent?"

In the cozy hut, there is obviously a man who is quite informal in his life. Osamu Dazai is a little curious, the legendary master of Xinghaifang.

Jiang Hua rolled his eyes indecently, "You mean God? That guy will probably come back this afternoon."

As if he mentioned something bad, Jiang Hua obviously didn't want to mention it more, and greeted with a smile, "You are welcome, eat more."

emmmmm... Looking at the bowl that is not so much a bowl as a wooden barrel, the candlestick clicked its tongue in embarrassment, this is really not handsome.

"Darling, I'm back~" An angry shout came from outside the door, and the master of Xinghaifang came in through the door carelessly, throwing the unknown beast that smelled of decay on the ground, "Look, I caught it for you!" There is a grunt beast! After eating it, our brat will be alive and kicking!"

Mr. Dazai subconsciously moved away from the lump of unknown objects that could not be seen as creatures, covered his nose with his hands, and looked at this powerful man who was said to be the number one in the universe.

What an indescribable masculinity.

Jiang Hua's forehead burst out with wells, "How many times have I told you! The corpse of this beast will be taken care of outside before I take it home! Do you know that the floor is difficult to take care of? !!"

After the words fell, a frying pan was thrown straight at the man.

Known as the strongest Xinghaifang master in the universe k.o.

Rubbing his bulging forehead, Xinghai Fangzhu who came out of the bathroom finally cleaned himself up and wiped his thick black long hair. Finally, he realized that there seemed to be an extra person at home. people.

And...Looking incredulously at the Zhongyuan Zhongya, who was looking worried, he said nervously, "Jiang Hua, our cubs are already this big?"

Yaoshou, did he go through the space-time tunnel to the future world?Why did he only confirm that the cub, which had been in Ma Ma's stomach for two months, had grown up before he went out?

"My child, you have to believe that I really didn't mean not to go back for so many years, everything is the fault of the torrent of time and space!!"