[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

"Chuya, listen to my explanation."

"Well, Dazai, tell me." Mr. Nakahara looked at the man in front of him very calmly, and even took out a cigarette from his windbreaker and lit it, "I'm listening."

"..." Mr. Dazai felt strangely flustered in the face of such a dwarf, and couldn't even come up with an excuse.

The orange-haired youth flicked the cigarette ash on his hand calmly, obviously in this very traditional Japanese style room, but in the middle of the Central Plains wearing a suit and leather shoes, Mr. Dazai even felt that such a long-lost sharp-edged The little guy... so fucking handsome.

Cute, want to day.

Just as this idea came to the fore, a sharp wind came from Osamu Dazai's ears, and then he suffered a heavy blow to his shoulder, and his whole body directly knelt on the ground due to the huge impact.

Zhongyuan Zhong also calmly withdrew his legs, and said contemptuously, "Dazai, I am very angry now."

Without giving the unrepentant man in front of him a chance to speak, Zhong Yuan extinguished the cigarette in his hand, then slowly opened his mouth, "How can I explain it? The sincere life and death between you and Teacher Songyang?"

"Let me guess, Dazai, the so-called sharing life and death is that you asked someone to die in love together?"

"!!!"

It's rare to see the most beloved slave around him look deflated. Mr. Zhong Yuan is in a good mood, and his face really looks like this, "You are really capable, dazai."

That good old man named Yoshida Shoyo has an evil ghost hidden in his body.He was really not afraid of playing with fire, and played himself to death before he found him.

Dazai suddenly laughed.It wasn't the kind of smirk that Yinshi complained about, but the child who found a new toy was full of joy without any impurities, "Chuya, are you jealous?"

The joy in the iris-colored eyes is almost overflowing, his little dwarf is really about to open up~

"Tch, jealous?" Mr. Nakahara sneered, showing a look of caring for mentally handicapped children and looking at the man sitting on the ground, almost amused by Osamu Dazai's idiotic joke, "Could it be that you are here When you arrive in this world, your head will hit the ground first, right? You are my property, as the master, is it wrong for me to question the unruly behavior of my property?"

No matter how rough his nerves were, Osamu Dazai probably discovered the problem. He stood up and got up from the floor, "Chuya, what is your identity now?" Or how old are you now?

The blue eyes were full of contempt, and Mr. Nakahara Nakaya felt that his slave probably smashed his brain when he fell into this world, "I am a heavenly man, and I bought you Dazai from the slave farm. Slave. Why Dazai, don’t you really think that I, the master, didn’t engrave the mark of a slave on you because of my temporary kindness, so you can escape?”

What did you say about your ineffective descendants? Mr. Zhongyuan, as a living fossil among celestial beings, thought about the few scenes where he got along with those boys who claimed to be his descendants...

It seems... this world is just the back garden of heaven and man.

Mr. Dazai, who was dressed in a black kimono, realized that the matter was a bit serious. He really never thought of the two lies he said casually at the beginning.

One, the person he loves is a monster; two, the only way to kill the undead is to find someone who can replace him as an undead.

As for these two lies, why did the two parties take them seriously!

After so many worlds, has his cute little dwarf finally given up his identity as a human being?

There is also Xujiang, whose alias is Yoshida Shoyang... When he thinks of his room full of radish heads, has he already started the kind of general and focused training?

Mr. Dazai, who has various meanings and pitfalls, has no choice but to look at the little man who claims to be a heavenly man step by step at this moment...

Osamu Dazai wanted to say that the future self is really interesting, and he can play master-servant play, which is really great.

"What heaven??!" Three exclamations sounded from outside the door.

Mr. Dazai has been able to accept all this calmly, and very naturally packed up the little dwarf and started to pet cats over and over again. I have to say that the only good thing done by the future self is that the little dwarf does not reject his contact. And very accustomed to choosing the most comfortable angle to lie down in his arms.

Really well done.

But taking advantage of Teacher Songyang's inadvertent return to eavesdrop on the trio, he didn't think so.

No matter how you look at their teacher, Mr. Songyang, he can’t do that old and cunning Dazai Zhizhi. Isn’t it often played in those TV dramas? It's the eight o'clock stall with both children and his wife.

His Songyang teacher is so unguarded towards people, maybe he will be cheated around somewhere!

However, just now, they actually heard the orange-haired man who was suspected to be in the palace reveal his identity as a heavenly being, and declared his sovereignty, saying that the uncle who failed in life was his lost slave on earth?

One of the most essential virtues of human beings is that no matter how serious the internal conflicts are, once a matter of principle is involved, they will temporarily put aside their mutual hatred and unite to the outside world.

There is no doubt that the celestial beings are the greatest enemies of human beings at this moment.

In the past, because of Dazai's special status in Mr. Songyang's heart, the faint hatred that had arisen has been put down for more than half of the inspirational and grateful story about him being bought by the heavens and humans to strive for self-improvement and flee back to the earth.

Ten (shan) cent (chang) body (nao) stick (bu) silver-haired curly boy wiped away the non-existent teardrops in the corner of his eyes and decided to call this sensible middle-aged failed uncle for a while, and then...

"My lord, who gave you the courage to go to the Matsushita Private School to act wildly?" Gintoki said the question with a relaxed expression, but the knife in his hand was slowly unsheathed...

Gui and Gao Shan, headed by him, also moved quietly, blocking all escape exits in the entire house.

"If this master of heaven and man has finished whispering to that good-for-nothing uncle over there, why don't you also talk to us little devils?"

It is said that the children of poor families have already been in charge of the family. When the children of other families were still peeing and playing in the mud, Ah Yin had already seen from the figures of the warriors and adults who passed by their village in a hurry. The army of heaven and man We are about to attack.

At this juncture, if other people find out that there is a celestial being hidden in the Matsushita private school, Teacher Songyang's situation will be very delicate.

Although Teacher Songyang has been telling them that these are things for adults, he has protected the children of the Matsushita private school very well.

But Ah Yin and the others are also working hard to grow into mature and reliable adults where Teacher Songyang can't see.

Mr. Zhongyuan, who finally found his slave who was lost on the earth, was in a particularly good mood at this time, coupled with his tolerance for the cub, he clamored for a few deciduous teeth that were not fully grown. Cubs who defy adults and authority are exceptionally tolerant.

"Is this really good?" Zhong Yuanzhong, who lazily got off his slave, stretched like a leopard waking up, looking straight at the three little ghosts with his blue eyes, "I am Where is the biggest patron of the Matsushita Private School? Speaking of which, the land deed of the Matsushita Private School still has my name written on it."

Gintoki, Gui, Takasugi:! ! !

"No, why do you have the title deed of the earth?"

"Why can't I have some real estate as a person on Earth?"

"Aren't you a celestial being? Hey, I can hear you clearly, Ayin!" Yinshi scratched his hair angrily. I really haven't heard Mr. Songyang mention this about Ayin.

"Human beings who live in the sky are called heavenly beings?" Mr. Zhongyuan was puzzled. He wondered if he had been away from the young people for too long and couldn't keep up with the rhythm.

"..."

After a silence, Osamu Dazai seemed to have thought of something and shouted, "Oh, Chuya, are you spending money indiscriminately again?"

"so?"

"You still gave away another man's house! Chuya, you have changed your mind, she is no longer your sweetheart!" Mr. Dazai was very angry, and the little man in his family finally learned the bad habits of those rich people and gave him a car. Send a house to catch a winner.

Osamu Dazai's unreasonable troubles were subconsciously thrown aside by both sides.

"No, why are you a sponsor?" As an old man who has been with Mr. Songyang since the establishment of the Matsushita Private School, Ah Yin knew that Mr. Songyang would receive a large gold bar every six months as a sponsor for the private school. working capital.

A Yin sincerely thanked the Lord Gold Master who had never appeared before.It is because of the existence of this big benefactor that Ah Yin can say a box of strawberry milk every day.

"Why?" As if hearing some strange speech, Nakahara also evoked a smile, "Of course it's because I have money. Yoshida Shoyo found me, so I gave it to you." But the most important reason is ...Yoshida Matsuyo has a very pretty face.

Dr. Vegapunk is a Frankenstein, but there are still some weird gadgets in his interview that make Mr. Zhongyuan's eyes shine.

Mr. Nakahara, who was unfortunately affected by a certain experiment of Vegapunk during a routine medical examination, came to the earth in an explosion, and met Yoshida Shoyo, who had nothing to do.

Although he was drawn into a strange world because of the explosion in the laboratory, Zhongyuan Zhong was not very flustered. For some unknown reason, Zhongyuan Zhongya always carried a certain amount of rare metals and ores with him.

Every button of his suit is inlaid with nineteen small black diamonds to form a black gem the size of a pebble.

We all know that the ancestors who lived in Mariejoya liked shiny gadgets, and the people below naturally followed suit.

It can be said that Zhongyuan Zhongya's body when he first arrived in another world is a treasure trove of real walking.

For some reason, Nakahara Nakahara, who couldn't leave Marie Gioia often, was also the first reaction when he came to another world. To be honest, it felt very good.

Except... Osamu Dazai, who was also involved in the explosion while visiting Vegapunk's scientific experiment factory with him, is gone.

He is not the character of teaching and educating people. After giving Yoshida Shoyo a large amount of start-up funds to get a general understanding of the world view of the world, he robbed a spaceship and started his own sea of ​​stars.Then the wave came to panic, and after having a good fight with a group of guys who called themselves Yetu, Mr. Zhongyuan would subconsciously go to Chunyu to pick up one or two private jobs in the days when he was short of money, and successfully got rid of relying on selling himself. I lived a life with my gadgets, got a steady salary, and then issued a reward order with a number followed by a series of zeros.

There's a bounty on a black-haired, curly-haired mackerel.

Why do you think Mr. Nakahara Nakaya was able to find a certain mackerel in the first place?

By the induction of love?

Keke, of course, was informed by the good old Mr. Songyang. After all, the teacher is the one who wants to save the wife money for the three brats.

After learning from Mr. Songyang how many zeros there are behind the reward order issued by this Zhongyuan Zhongye...

Gintoki could instantly understand why the uncle named Osamu Dazai was able to say so shamelessly that he was a foster kid.

Ah Yin, he also wanted the kind of drunken life where he didn't have to do anything, and could eat and wait to die soaked in strawberry milk every day!