[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

This sharp question instantly caused the two masters and slaves who were fighting each other to remain silent until they arrived at the nearest shopping mall.

Silence, silence is Fuyuki tonight.

Fortunately, the two-dimensional culture of the Neon Country is very developed. Although I feel novel about Zhongya Zhongya's outfit that is different from ordinary people, but...

He has a good face, maybe it is a certain coser?Really handsome!Many girls have already stopped shopping with their companions, took out their mobile phones and started taking pictures.

Zhongyuan Zhong didn't bother with the master and servant who were in a complicated mood. While the two were still secretly competing, they walked into a very familiar shop calmly, walked into a pile of finished clothes with ease, and changed their clothes. dressing room.

After Chuya Nakahara walked out of the fitting room, Dazai, who had been waiting for a long time, sneered after seeing the familiar outfit of the little dwarf, "How on earth did you find such a shameful hat from such a high-end store, Chuya. "

Mr. Zhongyuan, who has been immune to this level of attack to a level of innocence, is very indifferent and ignores the words of a provocative man. He looks at himself in the mirror in a black windbreaker and sheepskin gloves, always like a dream fantasy.

However, Dazai Osamu did not intend to let such a dwarf go. He suddenly thought of something, and said to Weber who was beside him casually, "Young man, do you know why I work so hard?"

"..."

"Because, Chuya is really a prodigal, and the pair of lambskin gloves in his hands are the latest product of GU this year." Concealed, he compared a sum to Weber who was attracted by his topic, Slowly said, "U.S. dollars."

Weber swallowed, no wonder all TVs have been emphasizing rational star chasing. For the same style of idols, I can only say that I love _(:з」∠)_.

"Hey Dazai, did you make a mistake?" Who among the port mafia didn't know that all the salaries and bonuses of Dazai's cadres were all used to subsidize the various expenses he often committed suicide on a whim.

For the time being, medical expenses can be counted as work-related injuries against conscience, but salvage expenses, venue maintenance expenses, and even public relations expenses after the media has been alarmed several times...

These are not small sums.

It can be said that he is a famous poor ghost among the five cadres.

Regarding Dazai’s words that he made money to support his family, Mr. Nakahara was noncommittal, “If I remember correctly, you seem to have said that you switched jobs to Butei, right?” There is no black channel for money, working from nine to five every day, etc. How much money can a dead Dazai have?

After being ridiculed by Nakaya, Osamu Dazai didn't feel annoyed at all. He slowly stood up from the sofa, walked up to the little man and said condescendingly, "Are you rich now, Nakaya?"

Mr. Zhongyuan was stunned. It can be said that apart from the initial period, since he came to the port mafia, Zhongya, as a precious gravitational power user, has never worried about money.

But now a very embarrassing problem has arisen. When he thought it was troublesome and promised the goddess Ningsang to fall into a deep sleep and not disturb her original destiny, he disliked the cumbersome things like gold and gems, and deliberately chose the simplest sacrificial robe.

That is to say, the only valuable thing in the Central Plains is probably the gold thread on the sacrificial robe that he kicked aside as garbage...

The idol was suddenly in a dilemma. As a fan, Weber was the first to tell Mr. Zhongyuan that it was all right, you can buy whatever you want, and I will pay for it.

But... Thinking of the price of the pair of lambskin gloves that Rider just told him... Waver couldn't help but hesitate.

"Heh, Dazai, didn't you say you wanted to support me?" Nakahara Nakahara told himself that form was better than man for such a manly man, and he raised his eyebrows to signal the man in front of him to take practical action.

"Of course, Chuya." After carefully looking at the little man, Osamu Dazai searched for a black Choker from the decorative shelf beside him and lowered his head to put it on Chuya Nakahara. It belongs to my family~”

Amid Zhongyuan Zhongye's rebuttal, he secretly showed a provocative smile at Weber. After successfully absorbing all the hatred points, he took out his black card and smiled at the shopping guide lady beside him, "Can I swipe the card?"

"Of course, please here."

The eight professional teeth on the face of the shopping guide lady on the side can no longer be maintained, this... what is the situation?Is she working too long?Why can all the high-quality men nowadays come out in the street without any surprises in the public?Three... love triangle?

After finally surviving the Qixi Festival of dog food, I didn't expect the shopping guide lady who was stuffed with a big mouthful of dog food here.

With a smile on his face, MMP in his heart.

It was a very chic experience to swipe the card to pick up the goods and leave. After Osamu Dazai came back, his eyes were shining, "How is it that Chuya is not happy to be taken care of by me~"

"Tch." The orange-haired young man sneered inexplicably, "Dazai, if I'm not mistaken, the black card you just had is my secondary card, right?"

It was hard for him to ignore this card number.

"This one……"

"That is to say, you are holding my card and talking about wanting to keep me?"

"Little dwarf, you already gave me this card!" So what's wrong with him using his youth money to support the down-and-out benefactor?He is a man who has been blessed by Fukuzawa Yukichi.

The shopping guide lady at the side was stunned by this magical development. To be honest, she always thought it was a story about the domineering president and his daughter Pepper.

Never thought that the little pepper was the real money owner, tsk tsk... the city can play.

The shopping guide lady who watched the three of them walk out of the store silently wished in her heart to the black-haired boy who was kicked out, come on, there will be a good man to love you.

After walking out of the shopping mall, night gradually shrouded the sky over Fuyuki.

"Has Rider gone back?" Weber yawned slightly. He had experienced too much today, and his eyes were almost closed.

"Young man, what are you talking about!" Dazai-san was heartbroken, "Did you forget that tonight is the finale of the Holy Grail War?"

Weber: "..."

To be honest, he really forgot, and, "Rider, you still remember?" is simply one of the top ten impossible events.

"Master, what misunderstanding do you have about me?" Osamu Dazai covered his face. After all, he is also a person who wants to make money to support his family. Gaia was the first to blow up the government.

After the three of them arrived at the mountain range of Liudong Temple, Saber had already started fighting with Archer.

Without the Conqueror as Rider in the original book to consume Gilgamesh's magic power, Saber tried his best, but the defeat has gradually emerged.

This is not acceptable.Mr. Dazai scratched his head in confusion. The final result of this period of history given by the government of time is that Knight King Saber became the winner of the Fourth Holy Grail War, and under the order of Emiya Kiritsugu Command Seal, he fought against the army. The Sword of the Noble Phantasm Contract shattered the Holy Grail that was about to be formed with one blow, causing the black mud to tilt.

"That's not okay. I've already said that I'm a good man who wants to make money to support his family. Although I'm a little sorry for Jill, but..." muttering to himself, Osamu Dazai quickly formed a few symbols with his right hand, "boom~"

As the words of a joke fell, Gilgamesh was caught by the heels of the vines spreading out of the forest unsuspectingly. When the King's Noble Phantasm fell and cut the vines with lightning speed, the vines themselves The self-explosive device is activated.

The unsuspecting Hero King was spattered with green juice by the trap maker very viciously.

"Dazai rule you miscellaneous cultivator!"

The offended King of Heroes uttered a rage, and the king's treasure flew around as if he didn't want money, and was blocked by countless vines, blowing up into a green flower.

Weber was stunned, "Rider, don't you know magic?"

He grabbed the man's collar and shook it, "What the hell is going on!!"

"Young man, be careful, I have a family." He snatched the neckline from Weber's hand, "It's just a small use of spiritual power."

"What about the preparation time? What about the media?"

"Did you forget that the first thing we came to this morning was Liudong Temple?"

Weber was stunned. What kind of calculation ability is this? This man can start the layout without him, the master, knowing it.

It was as if this man knew from the very beginning that Archer and Saber had abandoned the jungle and chose this place to start the war.

"Of course, Saber is a beauty who follows chivalry, and is good at frontal assault and conspiracy, and Jill will show mercy out of respect for interesting opponents..."

While the two were talking, Nakahara Nakaya, who had been observing the movement around him, stretched out his hand and picked up Weber, who had no idea what was going on. And the thrown treasure.

"Wow, it's so risky, the Jill family is seriously praising you."

"Oh, is that Dazai? Then the crime of disturbing the king's interest and embarrassing the king, are you already mentally prepared enough?"

The treasure of the king is fully opened and ready to go.

"Wait Jill, you should know that I'm a brain guy?"

"Then how about Dazai?"

Dazai Osamu's scalp tingled when he saw the inexhaustible number of precious treasures in front of him.

He pushed Zhong Ye out who was eating melons and watching the show, "He wants to fight you!"

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

"Zhong also admit it, this is the world's top-ranking strongman. If you miss it, you may never meet such a strong man in your life. Would you be willing?"

The extremely provocative words won the two of them together.

At the critical moment when Chuya Nakahara was hesitating, Osamu Dazai whispered in his ear, "This is the final clearance boss, Chuya. Think about Miss Hongye who is still waiting for you to go back in Yokohama..."

He exhaled maliciously into the delicate and delicate cochlea.

The orange-haired young man's ears were reddened by this almost sexual movement, but the instigator pushed away ahead of time this time with great foresight, allowing his fist to be emptied.

However, Nakahara Chuya's heart was moved by Osamu Dazai's last words.

Just like many times in the past when confronting the enemy, Osamu Dazai waved Webber at Nakahara Nakaya and walked away from the scene, "Promise me Chuya, come back with me to eat a bowl of red bean rice after everything is over."

Nakahara Chuya: Huh?