[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

Osamu Dazai dared to say that. Naturally, there is a basis for him. As a multi-tasker, he has been diligent and conscientious since he took up the post of God Judge.

Be serious and responsible for work, be friendly and enthusiastic to colleagues, work hard to save money for your wife, and strive to get enough money as a gift to marry a Hong Kong gangster as soon as possible.

But not long ago, there was a little accident in his part-time job trip.

Fortunately, the boss is a state-owned enterprise, and the compensation is very generous.

Not to mention the other boss, he is directly the consciousness of the world, this identity asks you if you are afraid, if you are afraid!

After Mr. Dazai (crossed out) coerced and lured (crossed out) friendly communication, Mr. Dazai successfully got a copy of the sacred relic [Sacred Soil], and was told that one of the key people who got out of the order is the hero of Fuyuki City king.

As if playing a large-scale strategy game, you must have a certain understanding and intimacy with the key characters in the plot before you can trigger the clues.

Fortunately, Osamu Dazai has both.

He looked at the blond king proudly, "I have an excellent psychic [Divine Soil]."

As we all know, Gilgamesh's best friend, the exquisite long-haired boy with ambiguous gender is the God King Anu who asked the Goddess Alulu to create it using the divine soil as the medium.

Of course... there is another important question...

In the myths and stories of many different countries, there are many different kinds of gods who used clay as a medium to create human beings.

To give a simple example, take the florist closest to Neon. He knows that there is a goddess with a snake body and a human head in the florist who created human legends through the medium of clay.

But would Osamu Dazai say this kind of self-defeating?

of course not.

Under the suspicious gaze of the King of Heroes, he smiled and said that it was given to him by Ningsang, the mother of the earth, because of his curiosity.

Anyway, Goddess Ningsang has been blamed for so many years. In this age of desolation, Osamu Dazai has no pressure to shake the blame.

It has to be said that Osamu Dazai's bargaining chip almost fell into Gilgamesh's heart.

This indomitable and lonely king would cry loudly because of his friend's departure, and traveled thousands of miles to find the medicine to bring the dead back to life.

"Okay, Miscellaneous, you win." The blond king opened the King's Treasure, stretched out his hand to pluck it casually, and then threw out a gold brocade bag.

This brocade bag that has never been opened was sent by Zhongye Zhongye when he went to the land of the gods alone, and he handed it to Enkidu the night before, "If you see that Just give him this brocade bag for the dead mackerel."

Enkidu, who was entrusted with a heavy responsibility by his friends, would naturally put this extraordinary brocade bag in the safest place he thought.

And in his mind there could be no safer place than Jill's king's treasure.

In a sense, it was prophesied by Dazai, and as the resonance between the souls of Gilgamesh and Enkidu became stronger, the proud and willful king not only distributed the rights of the entire Uruk to the green-haired creature , and even divided the ownership of his king's treasure in half.

Therefore, Enkidu was able to quietly hide the brocade bag without alarming the owner of the treasure.Until the end of his life, he entrusted this brocade bag and his promise to Chuya of the Central Plains to his king, his only true friend, as if to Gu.

And now this brocade bag has returned to its original owner.

"Then, my lord, please allow your subjects to leave first." Mr. Dazai carefully put the important clues into his pocket and withdrew.

Then, he just walked out of church...

He saw Father Kotomine Kirei who was on the verge of attacking swords, and the daggers he kept by the boy's side just in case.

"RiderQAQ~" The bewildered Weber finally found the backbone. To be honest, he was almost stunned by the priest's destructive power.

"Wow, this is really intense." While speaking, he sent spiritual power to the little short knives who were obviously a little exhausted and began to cry.

I have to say that under certain circumstances, Osamu Dazai is still very reliable. Just this kind of aura that is calm in danger, no matter what happens to him, it is really reassuring.

Webb, who was terrified by the priest's sudden attack, watched the blockbuster without special effects for nearly 10 minutes, from being frightened at the beginning to silently counting the public property damaged in the fierce struggle between the priest and the national treasure knives Value and in case you are not careful...

Five Tigers Retreat, Sayo Zuomonji, Atsuto Shiro, the three-strike Japanese national treasure dagger after being accidentally scratched and touched, and the repair fee and... the worst plan...

Even if he is taken care of by Rider of Golden Rule MAX, in Weber Velvet's heart, he is still the poor kid who has to worry about tuition and living expenses every semester, and has to use this as motivation to keep his grades excellent and win scholarships to complete his studies.

And the long string of zeros behind the bill he estimated made the poor boy from the clock tower want to rush to kneel in front of the three knives, saying that I will fight, I will fight, and the fathers will drink by the side. Just drink tea and do maintenance.

Very malicious, Mr. Dazai didn't intend to tell young Webb that all the sword men he summoned...are actually spirit bodies, and there is no possibility of breaking the sword at all.

"Father Yanfeng, thank you for taking care of my Master, if there is nothing else, I will leave first?"

"Please feel free to let you see such a scene. It's a joke." After receiving the mocking tone of the hero king inside, if he didn't understand that he was being tricked at this time, he would be a fool.

Kotomine Kirei nodded calmly to Osamu Dazai, turned and returned to the church.

Humming an out-of-tuned suicide song, Mr. Dazai returned to the hotel in a very happy mood. His eyes sparkled even more when he saw that the caring Mi Jiang had prepared the meal.

But all of this came to an abrupt end after he opened the exquisite brocade bag.

"This... what is it?"

A baby tooth of a crystal-clear beast?He knew that in the past, those big monsters who had been famous for a long time would habitually collect their naturally fallen teeth to make weapons.

For details, please refer to the famous demon sword iron broken teeth of Xiguo General Inu, which is made of the teeth of Inu General.

But, my little dwarf, even though you are nicknamed the fierce beast of the Western Kingdom, it doesn't mean that you can really develop into a beast! ! !

How can he have fun with this?

It turns out that the most important thing in your heart is not the shameful hat but such a deciduous tooth the size of a grain of rice?

Great for my little guy.