[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

"Mi Jiang, please take a good look at the house~"

Osamu Dazai stood at the entrance and waved his hand. After receiving Candlestick Chee's affirmative answer, he jumped and took the loveless boy out of the room.

Then...they wandered around Akihabara.

Yes, you heard it right, Akihabara...

"Rider, aren't we going to visit the oldest Heroic Spirit, the King of Heroes?"

"correct."

"Then why did you bring me to Akihabara!!"

Osamu Dazai sighed and stopped, "Young man, you have to know that the one you are about to visit is the oldest hero king. Don't the subjects need tribute to meet the king?"

Weber Velvet: "I understand the truth, but why do we have to buy tributes to the king in Akihabara?"

What about sincerity?Get wrapped up in your own bandages?

"Young man, you don't understand. Are there any prototypes of treasures in the King's Treasure of the King of Heroes? What we pay attention to in gift giving is that the gift is light and the affection is heavy."

"Ha ha."

"Oh, young people nowadays are too impetuous." Mr. Dazai was very disappointed, "Don't worry, I understand Jill."

The game CDs he selected are all the best of the best.Two of them are based on the grievances and hatred between Enkidu, a creature created by gods, and the ancient hero king, and the separation of love and hatred.

According to the official forum, all female players vomit blood and like it. It is said that the plot is restored, the characters are beautiful, and you can also decide the final attribute of the hero king Gilgamesh according to your different character options in different levels.

It can be said to be another conscientious recommendation of Akihabara in the [-]th district.

But would he casually tell this kind of thing to an ignorant teenager?

Of course not!

Wei Bo obviously found that when he walked into this store with Rider, the young girls around were exclaiming and whispering, and that... like a spotlight-like gaze, has been locked on both of him.

Is this the legendary sweet burden of walking with a handsome guy?

As for the weak feelings he overheard... Wei Bo smiled stubbornly, and did not want to express his opinion. Today is also a day of exhaustion and nervous breakdown.

Under his urging, Mr. Dazai gave a doting smile. He looked like a boy who couldn’t do anything about it. The light-colored trench coat followed him striding forward with gusts of wind. In this small store, he walked out It feels like a fashion show.

Then let the girls around who thought they were very hidden screamed, and covered their mouths tightly under the restraint of the eyes of their companions, and a firework exploded in their hearts, ah, ah, the lively Chong Ni Gong appeared.

After finally escaping from the Longtan and Tiger's lair, Mr. Dazai stood on the side of the road and waved his hands very naturally.

"Wait, Dazai, what are you doing?"

"Take a taxi."

"...You are a servant of Rider, why do you take a taxi in such a down-to-earth way (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻."

"I don't have any objections, so young man, do you want to ride this snow-white tiger, or do you want to ride the smiling Qingjiang, the old driver of Qiu Mingshan over there?"

"Taxi..." Wei Bo smiled and stood in front of the stopped taxi, "Rider, why don't you get in the taxi?"

Compared with these two, he chose to play.

After getting off the taxi, Weber was blinded when he saw the Gothic church in front of him.

"Rider, don't you want to abstain?"

Any professional magician who was brought to church by his followers in the middle of the Holy Grail War, the first reaction is, you are on strike?

Have you forgotten our original dream?

Oh, scum.

Even Weber couldn't help but think about it, "Rider, if you have any dissatisfaction with me, you can tell me directly, I think our relationship can be salvaged."

Just like a wife who was rejected by her husband and came to the Civil Affairs Bureau, she tried her best to persuade her to stay.

Mr. Dazai didn't really want to talk to the master who was a showman, so he bypassed the weak boy and came to the door of the church.

Thinking of his sudden disappearance at the grand ceremony held by the king, according to the narrow-mindedness of that hero king...

Mr. Dazai was as quiet as a chicken, and racked his brains to recall the flow of the few times when he had an audience with Jin Shining according to the etiquette...

Then he calmly walked to the door of the church and put down the exquisitely packaged gift box. He straightened his back, took a deep breath, and began to praise in a tone that was almost chant, "My brave and loving king, your most loyal priest is here to visit you." .”

"Alas, the social pressure is really too great now, good young people will go crazy when they say they are crazy." The grocery shopping lady passing by sighed and shook her head, "It's a pity for that pretty face~"

"Rider, what are you doing?"

After the big sensation in Akihabara, Weber once again experienced the feeling of being surrounded by stars, but in Akihabara, it was the slightly excited eyes of the cute girls, this time it was the groceries around who cared for the mentally retarded. eyes.

Weber, who was ridiculed by Dazai Osamu as a 0.5 goose, tried his best to organize, but found that it was useless, and suddenly thought that it would be better to end this war like this.

Maybe he was wrong at the beginning, if he hadn't quarreled with Professor Kennedy, he wouldn't have stolen the holy relic, he wouldn't have summoned this Pibi if he hadn't stolen the holy relic, and if he hadn't summoned this Pibi, it would never have been like this This is regarded as a mentally retarded person who defected from the madhouse.

Mr. Dazai is not good at anything, the only thing he is good at is thick-skinned, this kind of small battle, compared to those years when he dared to suddenly leap from Yokohama's landmark building, Hong Kong and Heiju Office Building, which attracted a lot of attention for a lifetime, is really far behind. .

It's completely painless.

"Hmph, don't the miscellaneous cultivators let me get out? Don't you want me to be watched by those foolish people as a monkey?"

The seemingly rebellious Gilgamesh is actually the most soft-hearted towards the friends he regards as friends from the bottom of his heart.The king's heart is extraordinarily open.

Osamu Dazai turned his head proudly, his kite-colored eyes were full of pride, "Young man, look, didn't you find someone?"

Oh, he really didn't want to guess why the heroic spirit of the Tohsaka family, one of the three royal families, would be resident in the church.

Really... he wasn't curious at all.

Soon, Weber Velvet found that he didn't seem to have any chance to be curious, because he was surprised and belatedly discovered that Rider and Archer seemed to be old acquaintances.

Don't ask him why one of them is a mythical spirit and the other is a modern novelist, how did they know each other, because he is also curious, thank you.

Weber is really reluctant to blink his eyes now, it feels like every three seconds is really a story, and he really just wants to say that the expensive circle is really messed up.

The Tai Chi between the two probably started when Dazai Osamu offered his own tribute, and after being ridiculed by the blond king for the taste of the girl's manga-like packaging, he frowned and accepted it.

Then Osamu Dazai seemed to turn on some switch, and his expression changed immediately.

In his cognition, Gilgamesh accepted his gift = he forgave himself for his misbehavior at the ceremony = he can start looking for clues with confidence.

He looked at the priest not far away and said with a smile, "Hey, Archer is your new master? It really fits your bad personality."

The darkness surrounding the seemingly noble and self-disciplined priest made even him feel terrified looking at it.

"To each other, to Dazai, that boy from your family was also tortured by you very badly."

"How could it be? I am as warm as a spring breeze to the young man."

"Heh, miscellaneous cultivator, don't you think that you left such a mess on the king's celebration, and a few gifts can calm the king's anger?"

"Eh..." Mr. Dazai was a little embarrassed, but he was also very helpless. Suddenly traveling through time and space was not what he wanted. Who wouldn't want to see the young man's energetic face every morning when he wakes up, and listen to his kind greetings?

After beautifying Nakaya in memory with three layers of filters, Mr. Dazai missed his slug even more.

"These are not important, Jill, why do you think I was willing to promise Goddess Ningsang to raise you?"

"Oh? Isn't it because of your dirty thoughts about the Mother Goddess?"

"Jill, how can you think like this?" Mr. Dazai was depressed and depressed, "I have expressed my most sincere love and sincerity to thousands of women, and your words are disrespectful to my integrity. .”

A stern look flashed across the scarlet eyes of the blond king, the king's treasure was opened, and countless treasures were ready to go, "Dazai, do you think that the mother god can be compared with those vulgar trash?"

This is a gift proposition, as long as Dazai Osamu's answer dissatisfies the king a little bit, he really doesn't recommend directly splashing blood on the church.

"Hey, hey." Osamu Dazai raised his hands above his head in a gesture of surrender, "How can you think that the goddess Ningsang is compared to those delicate flowers? That goddess is the white moonlight in my heart, the cinnabar mole that I can't get."

He was cast by the goddess with a smile on his face, and he really experienced more than twenty novel ways of dying.

With such a goddess, how could Dazai Osamu never forget it?

"Hmph." This answer finally calmed Gilgamesh's anger because his relatives were offended. He sat back on the sofa, raised his legs gracefully, and forcibly made the black fabric sofa feel like a throne.

"Dazai, you didn't come to me just to apologize to the king, did you?"

"It's still Jill, you understand me." Osamu Dazai took his hand and said sincerely, "You are indeed the wisest king of Uruk."

Rarely, Osamu Dazai, who usually sees the excitement and doesn't think it's a big deal, was a little nervous. He licked his lips, and finally detoured the matter to the topic, "Jill, Chuya..."

"died."

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