[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

For the first time after being hit by his mentor, the young Webber didn't feel depressed because...

As soon as he saw Rider, he seemed to think of the sound of raindrops falling on the green grass.

The kind-hearted young man is still thinking about how to organize his words to comfort Mr. Dazai who is about to be pried into a corner.

It's a pity that after racking his brains to organize some comforting words and successfully uttered them, the boy seemed to have achieved the opposite effect.

He should continue to brush the formula silently.

Weber is not stupid. On the contrary, he has only been passed down for three generations. His mother and grandmother are only half-baked magicians. He is a genius in himself to be admitted to Harvard Massachusetts, which is one of the magicians.

Even if his EQ was a little lower, but after so much time, it was enough for him to react.

Combined with the formula that Rider asked to calculate for the first time, combined with the tone of that Archer today, it must be linked to that Mr. Beast.

In this case... he still calculates silently, and the technical nerd can use the data to speak.

There are thousands of ways to express your relationship, why must you challenge your language organization ability┑(￣Д￣)┍.

On that night, after the six Heroic Spirits of the Holy Grail War gathered and appeared, the entire Fuyuki City seemed to have fallen into the calm before the storm, showing a peaceful atmosphere.

Dazai, who was suspected of being rich, but in fact Archer's words that disturbed his mind, put all the knives on holiday and gave them enough current currency to let them relax and play boldly. .

The young Webb was lucky enough to see a nice young man with aspirations, who slowly, slowly collapsed into a piece of cat cake and then degenerated into a piece of dried salted fish full of mushrooms that could not take care of himself.

During this period, after the last Servant and its master in the Holy Grail War created appalling massacres, they strongly declared their existence.

Its cruel atrocities and its disregard of the magician's principle of avoiding the world, large-scale use of magic in front of ordinary people made the church angry.

For this reason, the Church even offered additional Command Seals as a reward, announcing the suspension of the Holy Grail War, and all Servants gave priority to killing Casters who did not follow the rules.

Seeing Dazai, whose head was full of mushrooms that could be taken out to make soup, whether it was to relax or what, as the master, Weber Velvet felt that it was necessary to drag this salted fish out to bask in the sun.

"But boy, I really don't have any motivation at all..." Dazai said softly and coquettishly that the wound deep in his heart was too deep.

"Does that mean you still have to kiss, hug, and love me to be normal?" Weber complained expressionlessly.

"Young man, let me tell you, your thoughts are really dangerous!" Osamu Dazai stood up, standing up from the soft bed, with a girlish chest.It is said that ten rotten countries and nine bases are still a natural bend. Mr. Dazai feels that he is really a shivering little lamb now.

The other party doesn't want to talk to you and throws a corgi at you.

"Rider, both you and I need that precious Command Seal."

It is said that the quality is not enough, and the quantity is enough.

For example, if Dazai's magic power is a 5000MA battery, then Weber, as a Master, is just an ultra-mini power bank with less than 500MA.

This also caused Osamu Dazai to be in a state of insufficient power for a long time. The most direct manifestation is that Osamu Dazai was plugged into the treasure [Touken Ranbu] with Honmaru as the basic frame by Gayase.

Under normal circumstances, it exists as an inherent barrier, but it is possible to use the short knife and the fighting knife to release the six-vibration knife essence at the same time, as a great force.

So far, Osamu Dazai has released the three-strike dagger at most in the battle. If there is more, it will easily lead to insufficient battery. Either he forcibly shuts down the phone, or... Dazai enters the forced mana replenishment because of his lack of magic power.

To be honest...why does this world set the most effective way of replenishing magic to be an exchange between the slave and the master?

Dazai. The old driver of Akinayama. Zhi said, if another mana power is lower than XX and enters the state of forced mana replenishment, tsk... wouldn't it be eighteen bans...

But... Whether it's Gaia or the second street lamp king's tone, it shows that the little dwarf is in this world...

So here comes the question, if the little dwarf suddenly enters the state of compulsive mana replenishment, should he take the picture first, take the picture first, or take the picture first?

Weber didn't know that his Servant's brain holes could be connected so big. Anyway, for him, this happened to be a good opportunity to improve their strength.

Not to mention that the rider has been excitedly imagining the scene of a little green on his head, so it can only be said... the city can play.

In the case of insufficient magic power, the master can use the command spell on the back of the hand, just like fast charging, to quickly replenish the magic power for his heroic spirit.

Osamu Dazai understands the truth, but on such a hot day, it is because the WiFi in the hotel is not working or the air conditioner is not working well. Why did they use the magic formula left in the river to trace it to the abandoned cave for thousands of miles.

When Weber was about to step into the magic workshop that had obviously been set up as the Caster group, Osamu Dazai stopped the reckless young man, "Young man, don't you intend to just ask the two of you to go in like this?" ?”

"Is there something wrong, Rider?"

Osamu Dazai was a little embarrassed, "Haven't you forgotten that I only have about 1.5 geese in combat besides the cute little knives?"

Gently reminding the hot-blooded teenager a terrible fact, what can 1.5 geese and 0.5 geese do?

Was it skinned and bled to make two roast geese, one for Caster and one for its master?

Weber: ...um...the only short knives that can move freely outside, their combat ability has plummeted in broad daylight, not to mention, because there is nothing to do, Dazai expressed his hope at Yakuken that the gifts purchased in this world can be sent back first Honmaru, agreed.

In other words, at this time, unless all the treasures are opened, the dimension is connected to the Honmaru through Gaia, and a bunch of swords are released, the Taiwai...

Osamu Dazai doesn't have any Noble Phantasm that can be called offensive ability.

Either adding its own attributes or adding group attacks, it is a complete support.

So... "We need to find a violent output first."

"Are you kidding Rider! It's all here, where can we find (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!"

"Yes." Smiling lightly stroked Weber's irritable dog's head, and then raised a smile of innocence to the extreme, "The beautiful little sister Saber over there~ Would you like to go to the forest with us to fight against the dragon? ?”

As a rare auxiliary heroic spirit, Mr. Dazai said that his perception is MAX.

The player Osamu Dazai invites the player Saber to form a team together.

Player Saber accepts the team invitation.

Congratulations to the players who have successfully formed a team and reached the minimum number of people required to enter the instance.

When he just walked into the mine, Osamu Dazai was still in the mood to tease the explosive-haired Webber, or forcibly flirted with the frosty Scottish girl.

But the further the three of them walked in, the stronger the smell of blood became.

As an ordinary person, Weber just felt that it was noon, and outside the mine, he would still feel parched due to the heat waves.

But now... Wei Bo only felt gusts of cold wind, like knives, blowing into his bones one after another.

Then...he was suddenly hit by a ball of cloth.

Confused, he looked at Rider who was walking in the front, wearing only a light-colored shirt and a dark-colored vest, and his iconic camel-colored windbreaker was gone.

Weber:? ?But subconsciously hugged the coat that still had a trace of the owner's body temperature.

This is really the sun coming out from the west.But... "What, isn't this pretty reliable Rider."

"Young man, put on your coat."

Because of its extremely high magic resistance, the clothes and jewelry it wears all year round unconsciously have a certain magic resistance.

To Waver, this was a gust of biting cold wind, but to Osamu Dazai and Saber who depended on the existence of the magic circuit, this wind was obviously the trace of magic power left after some kind of large-scale forbidden magic.

That's why Dazai took off his jacket and threw it to the 0.5 goose Master.

"What, Rider, you should gently put your coat on Saber at this time." So, if you don't pay attention to the lonely life, who pays attention to the lonely life?

"Please don't worry about it." The great King of Great Britain, the heroic noble girl waved her hand, "My anti-magic power is more than enough to deal with this little residual magic power."

Osamu Dazai: "Pfft."

When Weber faced the girl who gave a serious explanation but unconsciously launched a skill to taunt, he once again experienced the long-lost feeling of embarrassment.

What to say?

As expected of Saber who solemnly rejected Osamu Dazai's promise to die in love for the first time, instead of just slapping her with a big ear photon, she is really an unusual beauty.

As early as when he was eating melons and watching dramas, Osamu Dazai had almost figured out Saber's character.

There is no doubt that this beautiful maiden has a noble character to match his gorgeous appearance.That's why he acquiesced to the girl's stalking along the way, so that in the end he kindly invited them to form a team to fight the mini-boss.

And very reassuring and bold to let Saber be responsible for the end along the way, to protect the real war scum of his own family.

And the brief laughter ended when Osamu Dazai stopped suddenly.

"Rider, why did you stop suddenly? It's very dangerous!" Weber, who was a little dazed and didn't pay much attention to the surrounding road conditions, became unsteady because of Dazai's sudden brake, and directly bumped into it, touching the red tip of his nose Complain, and try to get around this obstacle.

Before he could react, he was grabbed by Osamu Dazai, and after smelling a faint disinfectant in his nose, Weber's world fell into darkness, "Young man, I think it's better not to watch this scene. "

Even Osamu Dazai, who grew up in the dark, absorbed the barren and dark soil, and grew up with bloody violence and turmoil, has the strongest rejection of the human tragedy in front of him.

"This really... scared me." After the previous gorgeous and lively tone was flattened, there was the deepest darkness and the storm hidden in the darkness.

Even Dazai Osamu is like this, not to mention the ideal king who has always been upright and symbolizes all virtues.

"Caster!" Artoria Pendragon looked at the little lives that passed away on the ruined walls. They were the hopes that these soldiers fought desperately on the battlefield and defended to the death!

After breaking free from the hand that covered his eyes, what Weber Velvet saw was either severed limbs or ruins, or a dying child with blank eyes and mental breakdown...

"vomit……"

He couldn't hold it back, and crawled out the door with both feet on the ground, spitting out.

"Rider, no matter what, we must capture Caster and his Master who caused this tragedy on earth."

Perhaps at the beginning, Weber Velvet still retained the idea of ​​farming the rare equipment dropped by the mini-boss, so he walked up and closed the eyes of a child who was dying.

"Are you serious?"

"Yes."

"Even if all the secrets of my Noble Phantasm are exposed because of this, your mind will still not change?"

Osamu Dazai raised a question again, and after receiving an affirmative answer, he smiled, "Then, the result must be as you wish."

Although Saber didn't know why the rider group would give up the chance to solo the boss and choose to form a team with her, but...

For the King of Knights who practiced chivalry all his life, the actions of the Caster team have exceeded the bottom line of this noble girl.

"Rider, if you need my help, please tell me." In order to find the magic workshop of Caster's group, Saber followed along under the orders of her real master Emiya Kiritsugu.

Along the way, he was able to avoid all the traps without any risk, thanks to Rider's super perception of magic power.

The King of Knights, who suddenly felt like eating rice, said sincerely.

"Oh, I feel relieved with your words."

Saber:? ?

"I'm not good at fighting at all~ If I insist on categorizing them, I'm a complete intellectual." Dazai revealed the biggest secret of the biggest Rider team with an innocent face.

Saber: Huh?The Heroic Spirit who took the role of Rider told me that he is not good at frontal anal, is he a complete brain school?

Didn't I see a fake Holy Grail War?

Ignoring the Scottish girl's shock, Dazai was really happy, "Don't worry, there will definitely be beautiful girls who can use them."

Regarding Rider's overly positive words, Saber held a noncommittal attitude, saying that you are happy, anyway...

Protecting one is also protecting, protecting two is also protecting.Subconsciously looking at Rider's body, which was too thin for a fighter, Saber asked the question in his heart, "What do you need me for?"

Osamu Dazai shook his head like Dumbledore, "When the time comes, you will know."

There was such a big commotion at the door, Caster was naturally a bit behind, after he rushed to the door full of anger...

Seeing the blond girl walking against the light with anger, she burst into tears, "Oh ~ Joan of Arc, are you finally willing to come back to my side? My saint~"

Dazai and the young Webber, who were counted by the side, rushed straight to Saber, as if they wanted to put out their passion and sincerity in front of the blond girl.

"Did the gods finally hear my prayer, Joan? You finally... finally returned to my side again... Ah, Lord, I praise you..."

Caster was Marshal Gilles de Rais, who accompanied Joan of Arc during her lifetime and accompanied her in all directions, has fallen into madness.

Ignoring Caster, who was almost insane, the blond girl pulled out the holy sword and pointed it at the opponent's heart, "Caster, let's fight!"

"Oh Joan, did you lose your memory with me? Oh, that damn god..." I was still happy a second ago, but after being treated by the girl with an indifferent expression, before Saber could say more, He had already found a reason for her, "Oh Jeanne, it's okay, I'll rescue you from the prison of the goddamn god soon... and then..." Caster suddenly burst out as if thinking of something There was a strange laugh...

Saber: MDZZ.

Dazai. Know everything. Zhi: Look, I said Miss Saber, you will definitely be able to play the biggest role.

This wave of boss hatred is worth absorbing...

Gee.

"Rider, you must have thought of this scene when you asked Saber to come in together, right?"

As the only one who saw the truth, Weber pointed it out from the perspective of a bystander.

"Young man, the reason why we invited Saber to join is because you said that the combat power is not enough." Shrugged innocently, "I just followed your instructions, Master."

As the incarnation of manipulating people's hearts, Osamu Dazai will never say what he wants from his own mouth, but use the surrounding environment, other people's actions, and other people's mouths to propose it, and then it will be realized.

"Why would Caster chasing Saber and calling Joan of Arc madly?"

"Because... young man, look..."

Dazai investigated when the knives reacted abnormally when Caster and Saber met for the first time. At this moment, he handed out his mobile phone and snapped out two pictures...

"You get it."

"Hmm..." Looking at the two girls who were almost carved out of the same mold, Weber nodded with difficulty.

"Then what are we doing now?" It's impossible to really eat melons and wave flags to cheer.

"Of course I took advantage of his illness to kill him."

As soon as the words were finished, when Caster was obsessed with catching Saber with all his beard and tail, a sharp blade flashed past.

"Um... If it hurts, please tell me..." The timid voice suddenly appeared, and finally found the right time to stab the kidney in one fell swoop.