[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

Weber Velvet found that ever since the Servent he summoned showed him a big baby, this Holy Grail War in his heart had completely lost its solemnity, the sense of ceremony that either you die or I live.

What?Don't understand the conversion relationship between magic power and spiritual power?

It doesn't matter, let's make a set of three hundred basic spiritual power first.

Not sure about the flow of time and space?

It doesn't matter, it's time to start writing this exercise in the overview of space and time.

In Osamu Dazai's almost cramming-style education, Weber almost forgot that he actually came to participate in the tense and exciting Holy Grail War.

It is better to brush the questions, it is better to brush the questions.

The Holy Grail War is not as good as brushing the questions.

until……

"Youth~" Osamu Dazai was wearing a plaid shirt, a black vest, a light-colored windbreaker, and the iconic blue bow tie. He walked in the room flooded by takeaway boxes, various reference books, and straw paper. teenager scraped out from a pile of trash.

Then... "You haven't showered for a few days!" Disgusted.jpg

"You still have the nerve to say, rider!" What any scientific researcher hates the most is that his thinking is interrupted, not to mention, this man is still very unconscious not to think that he will become like this, and who is responsible for it? Give!

After all, Dazai asked for help from others, and Dazai, who was a little bit guilty, touched his nose in embarrassment, emmm... He apologized very insincerely, and then, he carried the boy Weber with only 0.5 geese in combat power, and threw him into the bathroom.

"Wash it well boy, there will be a grand banquet tonight!" The gorgeous voice is full of joy, "As my Master, no matter what, this is too dirty."

In the almost terrified expression of the young man, he walked into the bathroom as if he was strolling in a garden, and packed up the pile of clothes and pants that faintly exuded the male hormones unique to single men, commonly known as sweat.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what are you doing here!" Weber felt that before the start of the Holy Grail War, compared to the danger of his life, the most important thing now was his precarious chastity issue.

Without using his brain, Dazai could guess what was going on in the boy Weber's head, and looked up and down jokingly, like a girl who was about to be violated, just covering his own three-point boy.

Calmly withdrawing his gaze, Osamu Dazai continued to talk about packing the garbage on the ground, "Don't worry, Master, I'm not interested in white chicken."

He is a man who will take a bite of the clear, brightly colored, top-notch Kobe beef as his lifelong pursuit.

Although...the Kobe beef of his dreams...is spicy.

But, dreams are always there, what if they come true?

Webber Velvet can assure you that he was disgusted by Rider just now, "Don't underestimate the figure of a techie, bastard!"

Even if he tries hard, he can see the faint four-pack abs!

"But... boy, take a closer look at your body that is quickly corroded by takeaway food and lacks exercise..."

Four pack abs? tan90°.

Subconsciously, Weber patted his stomach, and instead of the vaguely hard muscles in his memory, he was replaced by a soft belly...

Although the young man is now in a youthful and positive appearance, even if there is some slight fat, it will not appear. In terms of appearance, at most it will appear rounder.

But...these still couldn't save the young Weber's crumbling heart.

"Also, my dear Master, since you are worried about your virginity, why are you in front of a straight man..." After a slight pause, Dazai rarely kindly searched for a relatively less so Hurtful words... "Scratching one's head?"

Weber: This is the idiom (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ you gave me after thinking about it for a minute.

"Go, the door is there, go out, turn right!"

Get out of my fairy castle.

Get out of my green prairie.

Osamu Dazai, who considers himself a very caring follower, expressed that he can understand the broken heart of the young man at this moment. After putting down the new clothes for the young man, he decided to leave the space for the young man himself.

"Young man, it's okay, I know I'm very attractive, you will fall in love with me uncontrollably...it's normal, but...sorry, I already have..." Someone I like.

Before he finished speaking, a soap box was vigorously thrown from the bathroom. If it weren't for Osamu Dazai's instincts trained for many years, it might have been smashed.

"Rider, one more word, you don't want the calculation result of the formula!"

And then... the whole world fell silent.

The young man who had been suppressed to death felt as if he had discovered some terrible weapon of mass destruction.

After tidying up his whole body, Weber finally had time to ask what they were doing when they came out at night.

At this time, Osamu Dazai was like a child who discovered a new toy, and he happily shared the information he got, "Since six o'clock in the evening, my little dagger gate told me that the Servent, who is suspected of being a spearman, consciously distributed Passed through the entire Fuyuki City with magical power, leading other Servants to come out and stand with him!"

"What does that have to do with us?" You are a long-range mage, please don't be too tempted to fight with melee fighters!

The picture was so beautiful that he dared not look at it.

"No, no, how can I do such rude things as fighting." Osamu Dazai warned his Master very seriously, "I am a precious brain worker! Do you know that?"

"Then why are you so excited, Rider?"

After hugging the golden thigh, for the first time, the young Weber experienced the kind of experiment, without worrying about the material problem, without having to shop around hard, and haggling with the boss for a price.

If you want to buy, buy the best!

In the past, many magical experiments that had to be shelved due to lack of funds were no longer a problem with the support of Osamu Dazai's Golden Ratio EX.

So... if there is nothing else, he will go back to do the experiment.

Tech nerds are so practical.

It was the first time to be treated as a golden thigh, so I felt very strange, so that there were a few Dazai flying in the early stage.

After waking up, I always feel that my Master has lost the motivation to fight, and has become a salted fish trying to turn over and fail.

"This is impossible, boy, our goal is the sea of ​​stars!"

"Speak the key."

Xiao Xiao yawned, and he hadn't closed his eyes for two full days before he was pulled out from a pile of garbage by Osamu Dazai.

"Oh, the Saber team just met Lancer who was fishing in Fuyuki City, and they are ready to fight."

"So, we are going to collect first-hand information now?" Weber immediately realized that if Dazai hadn't reminded him, he would have forgotten that he was here to see the Holy Grail War.

If you think about it that way, Rider is pretty reliable.

"No!" Osamu Dazai looked serious, "We are here to watch the excitement!"

Weber: Pretend he didn't say that sentence just now.

"How do we get there?" The very pragmatic young man asked the most critical question. After all, according to the location that Rider pointed out just now, one of them is on the east side and the other is on the west side. It can be said that they are completely opposite to the entire Fuyuki City.

"If you take a taxi, it is very likely that the magician's world will be exposed to ordinary people, which violates the clock tower's principle of avoiding the world."

Regardless of Rider's original intentions, it is undeniable that knowing yourself and the enemy is the key to winning every battle.

When considering how to appear, he has learned to subconsciously exclude the riding ability of his Rider.

But... there are some things, if you don't think about them, you can pretend that they didn't happen.

Just like...

A Rider who claims to be an old driver of Qiu Mingshan has mysterious riding confidence.

When the boy Wei Bo ruled out all the means of transportation he could think of and fell into distress, "There is still me, boy!"

! ! !Weber sat upright, "No, no, no, Rider, as the strongest servant in this Holy Grail War, if you want to maintain your own strength, how could you expose our strength so early?"

So, my ball, hurry up and get rid of this terrible idea.

"It's okay~" Mr. Guanhu said that his cheating skills are unfathomable, and if this little problem can't be overcome, he would still say that you can lie down and win with a young man.

"It's rare to be able to bring out the polarized Tui Jiang, how can it be done without riding a big tiger once!"

"tiger?"

No no, the most shocking thing now is not that my Rider is riding a white tiger, but!Aren't you the Caster who claimed to be Rider?

Why in just a few days, even the ride is equipped for you (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻.

It also prevents ordinary players like them from playing the game friendly.

"That... that, I... I'm called Wuhu Tui, I'm sorry to interrupt your conversation with Lord God Judge... But... Dumb is very obedient, no... QAQ that can't bite people"

Suddenly, a crying boy's voice successfully interrupted Weber's complaints.

I saw a white-haired and freckled military uniform boy timidly appearing in front of him, with a small crying voice, trying to defend his aunt, "The big tiger is very useful... so please don't dislike it QAQ~"

"No, you...don't cry."

It can be roughly guessed that this freckled boy is the ability of Rider's Noble Phantasm [Touken Ranbu], but... this does not mean that he can look like an underage boy and cry in front of him.

And...he didn't dislike the majestic tiger, he disliked the driver himself!

and many more……

If he heard correctly just now... When this young man introduced himself just now, he claimed to be back from the Five Tigers? ?

Looking at the short knife hanging on the freckled boy's waist...

Weber Velvet silently took out his mobile phone, Qiandu Qianke asked what crime he would be convicted of stealing national treasures in Japan.

Goodbye to this vexatious world.