[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

Weber Velvet has been a little irritable recently.

As a student at the Clock Tower, he was despised by his classmates because his family had only three generations of magicians. In a class, he confronted his mentor Kenneth Elmeloy Archibald in public. back.

In a moment of rage, he stole the teacher's holy relic.And after the existence of the Holy Grail War, with the holy relic, he summoned the heroic spirit alone, hoping to prove himself by winning the final victory in the Holy Grail War.

"Ahhh. Sure enough, Professor Kenneth's holy relic shouldn't have been stolen in the first place!!!"

Looking at his rapidly shrinking wallet, Weber's heart was bleeding.

This heroic spirit named Osamu Dazai was still a reliable big brother when they first met, why... after they got off the plane...

Everything changes.

Forget about the latest PS4 game console, limited release games...

Why, you, an antique-level Heroic Spirit, are more proficient in online shopping than a young man in his prime.

Also, why is Japan this place!Even canned crab meat will have a customized version.

He didn't know the difference between this kind of canned food that cost forty dollars a box and the ones on the market.

"Of course there is a big difference, boy." After taking a mouthful of twenty dollars into his stomach, Osamu Dazai wiped his mouth in satisfaction, and educated him earnestly, "This kind of canned food is expensive because of its freshness preservation method, no matter how long you store it, After you open it, the first bite you take... will feel like there is a domineering blue crab clamoring for your taste."

Do you really think that raising a Heroic Spirit costs nothing?Although, Mr. Dazai is a poor guy, but still, he has the card of the almighty little dwarf.

Why should he wrong himself when he swipes someone else's card?

In addition, later, Dazai airborne Honmaru, I have to say, although the swordsmen were very upset at the beginning, but...

No matter how bad the situation is, they still have one good thing... that is, the food is really good.

There are only recipes that you can't think of, and there are no meals that he can't cook with candlesticks.

When I think of the glory of the past, and look at the days when even eating canned food, I have to be scolded, alas...

The all-purpose dwarf black card and the candlestick are really gems.

Weber Velvet: ...I'm sorry, I have no money and can't cook, I'm really sorry (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻.

"If I remember correctly, Heroic Spirits don't need to eat, right? Ride." Leaving aside the messy metaphors Osamu Dazai made, the domineering blue crab?Are you really not afraid that this crab will suddenly swing its big pincers and grab your tongue in one bite?

Faced with Master's increasingly unfriendly eyes, Osamu Dazai felt inexplicably wronged, "Of course, under normal circumstances, if your magic power is sufficient, Master, I don't need to use food to restore magic."

Osamu Dazai smiled, "But... your magical power, IMHO..."

"Ah, I know, I know."

In the end, only Weber was responsible for this responsibility.

He was just a theoretical player, and he only knew a little bit about the Holy Grail War from Professor Kenneth's handbook. The moment he summoned Dazai, all the magic power in his body was exhausted.

Even so, in the subsequent understanding, Osamu Dazai kindly told him that it should be due to his own immortal attribute that requires a lot of magic power, if he hadn't controlled it at the moment of being descended, maybe...

Their group is going to be a funny duo who left the battle early because the master couldn't provide enough magic power when the heroic spirit came into the world.

Even though Osamu Dazai has subconsciously controlled his need for the master's magic power, the bruises on Weber's eyes have not dissipated until now, and with the rapid shrinkage of his wallet, there is a tendency to expand.

It's really like... a frail scholar who was sucked away by a vixen in Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio.

Dazai. Fox Spirit. Zhi: "It's good that you know."

"Rider, let's discuss it." Although he knew that life was more important than money, but if Dazai let Dazai eat like this, they would really have to sleep on the street, "Your food expenses..."

"reject!"

Without hesitation, he broke the extravagant hope of his master. His worth, Mr. Osamu Dazai, is very expensive, okay?

Weber looked at the willful and righteous Servant, and silently swallowed a mouthful of old blood. Sure enough... the Holy Grail War or something, it's actually a krypton gold game.

As a completely new magic family that is only the third generation in his generation, and a poor boy who has exhausted his family's wealth in order to study at the Clock Tower, Weber's usual life is not rich.

What's more, magic experiments are expensive, okay?

At this time, Weber suddenly rejoiced that his ancestors did not make a fortune with gem magic.

If it was Professor Kenneth, he must have been processing magic workshops around his house.

How could he be like himself, living in the cheapest single room in Fuyuki, and worry about tomorrow's accommodation fee, as well as the high food expenses of his own heroic spirit.

There was an eerie silence in the house.

But... Wei Bo quickly cheered up, "Rider, why do you want to participate in the Holy Grail War? What is your wish?"

The Holy Grail is said to be a universal machine that can fulfill all wishes. The chosen Master and Svrvant must have a wish deep in their hearts to respond to the Holy Grail's call.

However, after he knew Rider's real name, he looked up all the information about the heroic spirit Osamu Dazai, and then he had a bold idea...

Could it be... He heard that because of his own legendary color, the novelist who devoted his whole life to perfect suicide, because he killed many young women... the guilt in his heart...

"Emmm..." Dazai had a headache, "Although I don't know who you are talking about, it is absolutely impossible for me to thank you." So, I beg you to stop your bottomless imagination.

"Then what is your wish?"

Dazai: ...my wish?Wish is world peace!

He just reached an agreement with Gaia, the world consciousness, that no matter what means, the Holy Grail must be born at the end, so that the polluted black mud can appear at that moment, and then... the world consciousness will purify it. , started the first takeaway business of the Green Mackerel Savior Project.

Unsuspectingly being brought up by Gaia, Honmaru was accompanied by a summoning word with its own bgm in a dazed look.

After being stuffed with secular knowledge about parallel worlds and common sense about the Holy Grail War.

Ding, hello ordinary player Weber Velvet, your (crossed out) green mackerel takeaway (crossed out) heroic spirit to reach the destination, please sign for it.

No matter how stupid and sweet Wei Bo is, he wouldn't believe this nonsense reason.

So... Osamu Dazai played his old profession and started talking nonsense in a serious manner.

"My Master."

"Yes!" Seeing Rider's serious expression for the first time, Weber became inexplicably nervous. He straightened his bent waist. Hearing that the Japanese pay the most attention to etiquette, he swallowed nervously and looked around. After not realizing that there was too much disrespect around him, he was finally able to formally Dazai those iris-colored eyes.

Ignoring the series of actions that Weber thought he was doing very covertly, "What I'm going to tell you next is just a personal guess."

"Yes."

Wei Bo felt that the atmosphere in the room was becoming more and more solidified, and he regretted that he had brought up this topic so rashly, but... the arrow had to be fired, he no longer had the courage to call Rider, who suddenly had an aura of [-] meters, to stop. down.

"It's not so much that I was chosen because of the desire in my heart, it's better to say that the Holy Grail chose me."

Webb: ? ?

"I myself am a heroic spirit that doesn't exist in this time and space." So quickly break up the affectionate person in your head to me.

"Wait. What do you mean you don't belong to this time and space??" He was so surprised that Weber broke his voice slightly.

Somewhat impatiently, he blocked his ears with his fingers. Osamu Dazai felt that this was not good after Yingling spoke. His ears were too sensitive.

As a result, the eardrums are a little sore now.

Looking at the Master who was suspected to have been played badly, he was indeed a young man. He had too little experience, so he couldn't hold his breath.

"It seems that Hawking's dimension theory exists." He kindly reminded, "I, Dazai Osamu, have all the memories of the heroic spirit you mentioned, but there are completely two people."

Focus again, "For some reason, I have the attribute of immortality. In the original world, even if the head is separated, as long as there is enough time, it is definitely not death. It has touched the taboo ability of the beauty goddess Izanah. .”

"Enen..." After a brief blow, Weber, who is an academic talent, became interested in this special case. These are all the key points, test points, and where else can he take care of? The notebook began to calculate rapidly, even when Dazai stopped, he urged him to continue with dissatisfied eyes.

Osamu Dazai: ...

Forget it, what does he care about with a child.

It's as if Chuya Chuya's power exceeded the highest value that the first world could bear, in order to protect the balance of the interface, the world consciousness forcibly compressed it back to its infancy state.

Osamu Dazai was summoned at this time as a heroic spirit. If the person present was not Weber, who was half full of water for the Holy Grail War, but Kenneth, the original owner of the holy relic, the majestic magic power would definitely be able to get out of that too abnormal In the magic value, a problem was found.

Fortunately, Dazai and Nakaya have the most crucial difference, that is, when he came to Xingyue's world, he greeted the world consciousness in advance.

That is to say, through a small back door.

But... He didn't intend to say these things, and there would be a lot of explanations to explain, and it would be really troublesome, "I haven't died yet in another world."

"Alas." Protruding from the ocean of knowledge, Weber argued, "This is impossible. The prerequisite for becoming a Heroic Spirit is that the hero is dead."

Weber: I don't read much, don't be a donkey.jpg

"That's why I said that the Holy Grail in this Holy Grail War chose me." Amusedly healed the black hair of the young man who was later honored as the Lord of El-Melloi, and was slightly healed by the soft hair Dazai explained kindly.

"This war, the Holy Grail... After three defeats, I can't wait to be born."