[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

After more than an hour, Yamaguchi came back with a heavy face.

"I kept you waiting for a long time, Dazai-sama."

"It's okay, it's okay." He waved his hands very eloquently, "May I ask if you have discussed it with the executive?"

"Yes."

In the more than half an hour of debate with his colleagues, there was only one central theme, as a new super rookie who can no longer be new.Even though Osamu Dazai was tricked by the time government a little bit when he entered the job, but immediately afterward, they had special requirements for his special situation, and did not force him to go out every day and forge knives as required by other Honmaru, and even Even the daily salary is higher than other aunts.

Although it was the time government that took most of the responsibility for his single-handed encounter with the envoy who was not allowed to return to Honmaru after narrowly escaped death.But because of this, the amount of compensation they made is also quite generous.

What's more, the aunt's reason for asking for five times the compensation is so nonsense, why did the pet slug get lost because of the mistake of the time government?

For these compensations, a slug.It is not a problem if you buy the slugs in the entire aquatic product market.The head of the finance department must fight for reason, shouting heart-piercingly, it is impossible, absolutely impossible to give one more point!

"Shibata-kun, you are actually contemporary Hakata, right?" This preoccupied sense of sight, "Also, you can't buy pet slugs in the fish market, so you have to buy them in pet stores."

"Is this the point? Is it the point whether slugs count as aquatic products?" Shibata looked at the debt collectors in the emergency department, and was really angry. The only solution you can think of when dealing with urgent problems is Throw it with money (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻.

That's right, why should they think too much about problems that can be solved by throwing money at them? They just want to be simple and pure people.

Shibata Taiga: Oh, next.

"Just say whether to approve or not." After talking for so long, Shankou's anger also came up. You must know that the little ancestor on the other side of the room is still waiting.

"No approval. The door is over there." With a finger, he went out and turned left, giving him a mellow thank you.

Just when the largest conflict ever occurred in the Department of Finance and Emergency Planning, the big boss came through a video connection and summoned the ministers of various departments for an emergency meeting.

For that aunt's request, no matter what he asks, he will agree to everything!But, that aunt must agree to one condition!

"The compensation issue you raised, our side agrees." The big boss recalled the last few words in Yamaguchi's ear before the meeting ended, "But as you can see, the time-space black hole of the non-existent messenger and the retrograde army has spread To various parallel worlds. So far, you are the only god judge we know who can travel through time and space.” Therefore, in order to prevent the world from being destroyed, in order to protect the peace of the world, and implement love and real evil, the young man became a cute And the charming savior, boy boy.

Dazai. Ruthless. Zhi: "Oh, I'm sorry I refused."

He tilted his head very troubled, "Didn't I tell you that I used to be a gangster?" Or is it the role of a super villain, letting a mafia protect the world?

Ha ha.

Yamaguchi Ono:! ! ! "Aren't you a member of the Armed Detective Department, known as justice?" Your company really recruits talents in an eclectic manner.

"It's still not as good as you guys." Osamu Dazai praised sincerely. Their president will also hold a harsh entrance test, unlike some unscrupulous groups that treat helpless teenagers who fall from the sky not mainly to appease, but to hope He became a monkey boy.

Ono Yamaguchi: Knee pain.

However, he is professional. "Sir, do you remember the mermaid problem I told you about last time?" When he was almost caught in an endless loop, Yamaguchi, a good employee who has been dealing with intractable diseases for 30 years, decisively put the problem aside and started new topic.

Osamu Dazai, who had been laughing all the time, restrained his almost frivolous smile when he heard the word he was most concerned about, with a solemn expression, "What did you find?"

"Your ability to travel through time and space can basically be confirmed to be the innate skill of that unknown mermaid." Yamaguchi said the conclusions reached by the technicians after continuous searching through the brain, and took this opportunity to observe the young man. The look of the judge.

"So?" Osamu Dazai had already found out this kind of thing through his own efforts during the last time travel.

"Although the time-space turbulence around you was chaotic before, it has always maintained a delicate balance. Although this balance is fragile, it is very stable." After all, not all creatures can awaken the one-billionth space-time ability.

"Well, then what?"

"You will suddenly fall into the space-time gap, probably because of that mermaid, because you are the dependent of that mermaid, so maybe you can't resist the call of that mermaid, and it is irreversible."

Simply put, it is the relationship between mother and child.Osamu Dazai is the son, and the mermaid is the mother. When the mother summons the son, this state is irreversible.

"The idea is bold, but it's impossible." Osamu Dazai smiled and waved his hands, calmly pointing out the only bug in this deduction, "My system can purify all supernatural abilities."

[Disqualification in the World] is the only supernatural ability that cannot be controlled by himself even after Fukuzawa Yukichi, the president of the Armed Detective Agency, recognizes him as a companion. Because of its unique exclusivity, Osamu Dazai cannot control this ability through his own will ability.

"But, what if this attribute is the origin of the world?" The iron law that the world set when it created the mermaid creature, "You can't treat it as pseudoscience just because you haven't heard of it before."

Yamaguchi speaks earnestly, and deep in his heart he even vaguely hopes to see the scene where his aunt, an aspiring young man, reshape the three views, but the result is so disappointing that he considers the possibility that this aunt is actually a smile paralyzed.

However, even if no one cooperates, in order to be worthy of Fukuzawa Yukichi, who is credited into his bank account by the government of the time, the outstanding employees will sing the oboe on their own knees.

This is his last stubbornness.

"You play a lot."

"Thank you for the compliment." Brokenly, he directly took these words as a compliment.

After a while of gags, the atmosphere finally became a lot lighter. Yamaguchi loosened his neckline and looked at the judge who was already bored and began to play with the huge sapphire collar button on his neckline, "You don't look like you can bring What about this collar button guy?"

I don't know what this aunt is thinking. Although he didn't look carefully, Yamaguchi is sure that the sapphire collar button is a limited edition collector's edition of the X family.

Probably this aunt's outfit couldn't compare to the original price of this gemstone, let alone it has been processed by a master.

"Haha, because... only the blue color of this collar button is the most like the undulating sea."

"You really don't look like a sports boy." Looking at Dazai's pale complexion.

"But, I love the blue ocean."

"Oh, we hope you can accept the side job we sent you. You can earn extra money while traveling in different worlds and become the savior. You can also see the true face of the mermaid through this method." What a good idea to kill three birds with one stone Woolen cloth!

Turning the topic bluntly, Yamaguchi reassured again.

"If you are dissatisfied with the salary, in the future we can still install the new knife..."

"Okay, I promise."

Delivery to your door as soon as possible...

Yamaguchi: It wasn't that you agreed so quickly, I was a little caught off guard.