[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

"Aunt Dazai~ You finally woke up, I miss you so much!"

As soon as he entered the palace, Osamu Dazai was hugged by Kamui who had been waiting for a long time, and his whole body hung on Dazai like a koala.

As if a cannonball had hit him, Mr. Dazai was about to vomit blood, but before the old blood gushed out of his throat, Kamui, who had been aware of it for a long time, firmly pressed his chin with one hand.

Brutely forced the old blood back with brute force.

"Auntie, you are really good. I heard that you are a special recruit of the civil service system!! You are so good, Auntie!!"

One mouthful and one aunt called him a relative, and Kamui hung himself on Dazai, he squinted his eyes and praised sincerely.

At this time, Mr. Dazai, because of the pressure on his neck, already exhales more and exhales less, and faintly shows signs of rolling his eyes.

"Auntie, Auntie, I have accumulated a lot of questions that I don't understand. Let's discuss it together."

"Cough...cough...Shenwei, I think, cough, Chuya..."

Those icy blue eyes were full of murderous intent, as long as Dazai dared to say no, he would be strangled on the spot.

"…it is good."

"Oh, I knew my aunt was the best~"

After getting a satisfactory answer, Shenwei made a backflip and landed steadily, with the slender braid behind him flicking, almost dragging him away with brute force, "Then Zhongye, I'll give 'Auntie' first Borrow it~"

It can be said that Jiang Hua taught him to be very polite, and he still remembered to say hello to the original owner of the item.

"...Be careful, don't play him badly."

Ignoring Osamu Dazai's eyes asking for help, Mr. Nakahara ordered after pondering for a moment.

"Of course~"

He had inquired from that iceberg face that Dazai Osamu's special self-healing ability was simply...

The perfect beanbag candidate.

Xi Yi's eyes fell on Jiang Hua who came in right after him, "Sister Jiang Hua..."

"Can't I discuss academic matters with 'Auntie'?"

"Of course you can use Shenwei, you have to know, I'm very happy that you have such an awareness."

The last reinforcements walked away, and she happily took Chuya's hand, "Chuya, your former partner asked me to bring you a letter."

Well, even his spiritual pillar was taken away.

Mr. Dazai silently covered his stomach when he looked at Kamui who was already gearing up and eager to 'discuss' academic issues with him.

This is really a headache.

After finally surviving the wave, after venting the resentment he had been tortured by Dazai before he was born, Shenwei felt that the depression accumulated in his heart was relieved a lot.

He marveled at the fact that the entire side hall seemed to be alive and began to repair itself from the severe blow, mottled and broken pits.

"This is really amazing." Shenwei praised sincerely, "If this technology is applied to my spaceship, Afutu should be very happy."

After all, no matter how ignorant of worldly affairs, the number of scrapped spaceships remained high and repair costs were like a bottomless pit after being repeatedly mentioned by the deputy head of the regiment and placed on the table of the Seventh Division.

As the main force of destruction, to be honest, Shenwei's conscience still aches after being talked about for a long time.

As soon as he entered the palace, Mr. Dazai was greeted with such a surprise door-opening spree, and he didn't want to talk anymore.

However, after finally dragging his still aching body to find his little slug, he hadn't had time to ask for a kiss or a hug.

A bigger surprise hit him again.

Nakaya, who was led in by Jiang Hua, was full of the smell of the man named Osamu Dazai.Stimulated by this smell, Fairy Lingyue sneezed indecently.

"Sister Lingyue, are you alright?"

"It's okay..." Immortal Fairy Lingyue waved her hands in a complicated mood, signaling that she was fine.

Immortal Fairy Lingyue, who has the most sensitive sense of smell, was the first to notice the abnormality, followed by Otsutsuki Kaguya.

The breath of her precious lost brother's Chakra changed slightly, and she was surrounded from the inside out by a disgusting Chakra belonging to another man, silently swearing her sovereignty.

Then there is Ozaki Momiji.

Because it's so obvious.

The monster's super recovery ability makes it very unlikely that Mr. Zhongyuan will experience the phenomenon of backache and leg weakness after the incident in the novel, but...

Even though it was covered with a dark collar, the dense hickey marks and tooth marks on the white neck were revealed from the collar.

However, Zhongye, this silly boy, still looks like he is hiding things very well.

then……

The four women communicated silently with their eyes, about the cruel reality that their well-raised cabbages were taken away by pigs.

Then, "Dazai, let's talk."

"Miss..."

Jiang Hua winked at Shenwei who was watching the play, "Shenwei, don't you fight with Zhongye anymore?"

I have to say that Jiang Hua's words caught the weakness of the two of them at once.

Shenwei, who was ordered by her to study hard and improve every day, hadn't gone out to cause trouble for more than half a month.

The fight with Osamu Dazai just now?

That was just a one-sided massacre, without the slightest technical content, at best it was just a warm-up before the game.

Although there are many monsters in Xiguo, an old and powerful country, but the powerful monsters are either sleeping or resting their lives.

He thinks that he has the divine power of five virtues and four beauties, but he is still a little bit unable to deal with those old men who are holding crutches and whose wrinkled faces can kill flies.

and……

After feeling the aura of the powerful big monster Lingyue Xianji, those people are more or less not enough.

However, Immortal Fairy Lingyue is an elder and even a woman.

Therefore, even knowing that Jiang Hua was setting him up, Shenwei recognized it.

"Come and fight!"

Not giving Chuya a chance to refuse at all, his big umbrella stabbed straight at Chuya's face.

However, Mr. Zhongyuan's patience with cubs is always much better.

If he didn't pay attention, he was already taken to the open space outside the temple by the premeditated Shenwei. You punched him, and I punched him.

"Then Dazai, let's talk."

"Sister Hongye, why don't you send the other party away?"

At this time, Mr. Dazai, who has thoroughly understood the so-called lice are not afraid of the truth, is completely relaxed.

He simply sat cross-legged in the middle of the hall, puzzled, "Don't you guys should have known the relationship between Chuya and me a long time ago? Why are you so surprised?"

"Just having fun and getting married are two different things." Immortal Fairy Lingyue said coolly.

"But didn't sister Otsutsuki witness my wedding with Chuya?"

"??" The three faces were confused.

Otsutsuki Kaguya thought about it carefully, it seems that such a thing really happened in the distant past.

"But that's because I hadn't arrived on Earth at the time."

Mr. Dazai says it doesn't matter, and it turns out that he and Chuya were married 800 years ago.

Then he pointed the gunfire at Jiang Hua, "Don't sister Jiang Hua also know that I and Zhong are also a couple?"

The most direct evidence is that until now, Shenwei has been yelling at him one by one.

"That's because Kamui is still young and ignorant."

Jiang Hua smiled and kicked the pot to Shenwei.

"Sister Lingyue, didn't you already confirm that I belong to Zhongye the first time you saw me?"

"..."

Yes, the opportunity for Mr. Dazai to time travel is that he unintentionally formed a contract with Mr. Nakahara.

Chuya Nakahara, who had just awakened the ancient blood in Yokohama, unintentionally influenced Dazai Osamu, because of an accident, he bound Dazai through blood transmission.

Three kills!

Mr. Dazai clapped his hands happily, "So what are the sisters struggling with?"

"Dazai, you know exactly what we are worried about."

Ozaki Momiji, who is actually the youngest, is the calmest one under Dazai Osamu's questioning.

She calmly looked at Osamu Dazai, who had grown up and grown into a handsome man with outstanding appearance, "General Maffia loves and hates each other, that's how Zhong grew up, and so do you, but you are like a man in the dark." two opposites of each other."

They can coexist and coexist, but no one can predict what will happen after they collide and rub against each other.

And this is what Koye Ozaki is most worried about.

"But sister Hongye, you also know that Maffia will love and hate, and teach us to do our best when we meet what we want and like, and don't leave any room to grab it!"

"Are you threatening me?"

The golden Yasha slowly emerged, and half of the white blade was exposed. As long as Dazai Osamu dared to say another word, the golden Yasha's knife, which made countless enemies fearful, would lie across Dazai Osamu's neck in the next second.

"Of course not." He raised his hands above his head to show that he had no intention of resisting, "I just thought of the boss's education concept for me back then."

"Tsk."

Osamu Dazai thought of something, he smiled complacently, "Besides, didn't Miss Lingyue already know about it from Sesshomaru?"

Regarding Chuya's affectionate confession to him, Mr. Dazai can boast for another 30 years!

"..."

Yes, this is what made the sisters feel sad the most. Not only was the Chinese cabbage next door kicked by the pigs next door, they even jumped into the clear water pool to wash it in vain, and they almost didn’t tie themselves up. a bow.

So?

As if they were in a stalemate, the four of Lingyue Fairy and Immortal Fairy continued to communicate with each other with their eyes. Sure enough, it's better to beat Dazai first.

"Osamu Dazai, if I know that you dare to do something wrong to Chuya, heh."

The last word oh is simply unfinished.

"But you should know that sometimes after meeting a beautiful woman, a man will always be a little bit uncontrollable..." wanted to invite her to die in love together.

Before he could speak, a dagger that Osamu Dazai was very familiar with flew in from the entrance of the hall, and it was inserted straight between his legs.

"I can't help it, what Dazai?"

"No, Chuya, you have to know, this is a man's instinct"

"Well, the instinct of my fist is also to hit your face!"

What a youthful youth.

Seeing Dazai, who had already had a slight concussion under the violent bombardment of Nakahara Nakahara, struggled to get up from the ground, and was dragged back calmly by Mr. Nakahara, and continued a new round of unilateral killing, Koyo Ozaki sighed with emotion. road.

So now the question is...

"Shall we prepare a wedding for them?"