[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

Dim lights, peaceful atmosphere, and the low-pitched voice of the bass singing love language slowly flowing out of the record player.

The power brought by the two beautiful men sitting together is far more than the simple one plus one equals two. Even if they sit in an inconspicuous corner, their outstanding appearance makes Nakahara Chuya and Sesshomaru the focus of everyone's attention.

The girls who were a few tables away, thought they were cryptic but extremely straightforward, and their kind smiles made the atmosphere between the two of them a bit more ambiguous in the calm.

Sesshomaru, who was sitting opposite Mr. Nakahara, had already faded away from his immature face, even though his expression remained unchanged from the beginning to the end.

But those phoenix eyes, which resembled Ling Yueji, were full of a starry sky when they looked at the elder sitting opposite him.

Except that there is no old-fashioned kneeling on one knee and the ring hidden in the cake dessert as a surprise, everything is the same as the human love guide piled up in the Sesshomaru dormitory like Ling Yueji throws garbage.

It is said that the routine with a success rate of 100% ended without a problem at the very beginning.

When I got back, I burned the waste paper.

After secretly making a decision in his heart, Sesshomaru asked the question in his heart, "Why?"

"In terms of age and seniority, Chuya, you should know that monsters don't pay much attention to these things."

This is probably the longest sentence that Sesshomaru has uttered in this world.

"I know." Mr. Zhongyuan always has a tenderness for the cubs he watched growing up. The former is like the worrying Akutagawa, and the latter is like the seemingly mature and calm Sesshomaru.

"But, Sesshomaru, you missed the most important point."

"You mean that man?"

Because of the anger of his family being kidnapped, Sesshomaru is still unwilling to call out the name of that despicable human being to this day.

"Master Zhongyuan, you heard the evil opinion that you and Lord Sesshomaru are just taking what you need. After a while, Lord Lingyueji puts this matter aside and finds something new and interesting, you and Lord Sesshomaru will break up again. sure."

Evil views cleverly began to change concepts secretly.

He moved out of the mountain of Lingyueji, and positioned everything on Bolingyueji's happiness.

"That human being will understand you, my lord."

"But, I don't want him to be considerate."

Funny poking at the evil view as if the sky was falling, Mr. Zhongyuan withdrew his fingers, pretending that he was not the one who made such a naive move just now, and calmly raised the cup, his cold blue eyes burst out Firmly, "Dazai has been waiting for me for a thousand years."

A faint sigh.The man who drew a clear boundary between himself and this world because he was afraid of losing, saw his departure with his own eyes in the last world, wandering around the world like a lonely soul, until the last madness .

"He will be the guest of honor of Xiguo."

This is the promise given by the Lord of the Western Kingdom.

but……

Mr. Zhongyuan stood up slowly, he stretched out his hand, and when the pair of golden eyes revealed a look of astonishment, he rubbed the soft silver hair fiercely.

"That's an overbearing declaration, Sesshomaru."

A teasing voice came from above Sesshomaru's head, "But, I like him."

I don't want that person to understand, I don't want that person to wait alone again, the essence is just because Nakahara also likes Osamu Dazai.

The answer that Sesshomaru keeps asking Nakahara Chuya is that simple.

"Dazai, you've been eavesdropping for a long time, haven't you come out yet?"

"Oh, Chuya, I really didn't expect to hear your confession to me, little dwarf."

Mr. Dazai, who didn't know when he started eavesdropping, walked out generously, and admitted that he was eavesdropping just now, and sat down opposite Sesshomaru in a grand manner.

In a winning pose.

What a naive provocation.

Mr. Zhongyuan covered his face silently.

"Did you really overhear?" Mr. Zhongyuan raised his eyebrows, and his tone was full of sarcasm.

Osamu Dazai's behavior after waking up can be said to be too obedient.

"That's because I'm worried that Miss Huiye will sue." He defended softly.

Mr. Nakahara was noncommittal, "Oh? Really Dazai?"

"Of course!"

Mr. Dazai answered decisively with his eyes clear and his whole body upright.

"Ha ha."

He really believed in Osamu Dazai's evil.

Ever since Dazai woke up, he has been on the verge of conflict and danger.

While constantly flattering Mr. Zhongyuan and Mr. Zhongyuan's sisters, he also kept making some things to test the edge of his patience.

"Aren't you tired, Dazai?"

"Ah, Chuya, what are you talking about?" He tilted his head innocently, and Mr. Dazai tilted his head blankly.

"It's not an accident that Hasebe will show up, right?"

Even though Osamu Dazai explained that there was a problem with the summoning array, I don't know why the candlestick that should have appeared did not appear, but...

"The brochure of the Government of Time is your fault, right?"

"Chuya, how could I do those things!" Mr. Dazai said that he is not the kind of villain who uses power for personal gain!How could he tarnish the glorious image of the Government of Time!

But... "Dazai, I'm the kind of person who uses power for personal gain."

"what?"

Because of his sensitive multiple identities and super high force value, since his existence was discovered, Mr. Zhongyuan has always been the target of the Government of Time.

Or rather, trying to hug the golden thighs.

No one will know why Nakahara Chuya, as a great demon, has a good relationship with the miko of the Higurashi Shrine family, the contemporary Shinto leader.

Moreover, the Higurashi Miko...is also the direct provider of various large and small enchantment spells of the Government of Time.

Therefore, after inadvertently discovering the existence of Mr. Nakahara, who is vaguely respected by the contemporary maidens of the Higurashi family, the government of time faced the difficulties and actively developed. Finally, due to its powerful force and super high status, it finally brought this untouchable The little ancestor was enshrined as a big Buddha.

"I've seen the latest issue of the time government brochure."

Mr. Zhongyuan reminded lightly.

"I didn't expect Chuya to like me so much!" Suddenly a big hug, Osamu Dazai clapped his hands with excitement.

The ecstasy of being inexplicably sheltered and accommodated swept Osamu Dazai's whole body. His eyes were shining brightly on Mr. Nakahara, who looked slightly awkward and looked away.

"Shut up, Dazai." Sensing the gradually solidified gaze from around, Mr. Nakahara growled angrily, "Is this the point?"

"Of course!"

For Mr. Dazai who is in love with his upper body at this time, is there anything more important than the awkward little man finally admitting his new life?

"..."

Mr. Nakahara, who didn't want to talk too much with Dazai, got up straight away, and after nodding to Sesshomaru, he took out his wallet to pay the bill, ignoring the fact that behind him he got a cheap and good-looking Dazai who was like a little wife.

Before leaving, Mr. Dazai turned around abruptly, showed a provocative smile at Sesshomaru who was sitting there, and silently declared his sovereignty.

"Dazai, are you still leaving?" Mr. Zhongyuan, who had finished paying the bill, waited for a while for the footsteps behind him, turned and urged impatiently.

"Hi~ wait for me Chuya~"

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It can be said that it is the essence of drama.

He only vents his evil views of seeing everything in his eyes.

"Sesshomaru-sama, look at that human being!" The human-headed stick kept moving, showing the anger of evil views, "Why are you still standing here, hurry up and catch up."

"Shut up, evil view."

After drinking the last sip of coffee, he politely declined the red-cheeked waiter's request for a refill. He slowly got up and strode out of the coffee shop.

Sesshomaru walked forward in silence, when suddenly a system-customized phone ringtone rang.

"Hey, my lord, yes, I saw Zhong Ye."

"No, he declined."

Not knowing what Ling Yueji said on the other side of the phone, Sesshomaru frowned, and after a while, he reached out and rubbed the corners of his eyes to relieve his irritability, "No, he left with Dazai."

Ling Yueji's mocking sound came from the other end of the phone, Sesshomaru half-closed his eyes, ignored the unfinished words on the other end, and hung up the phone resolutely.

"Sesshomaru-sama, you..."

"Gone with evil views."

"Master Sesshomaru, wait for your wrong view!" Looking at Sesshomaru who didn't stop at all, to be considerate of an old man like him, the evil view hurriedly jumped on Sesshomaru's shoulders and hitched a ride .

Although it is a routine, the fact that Sesshomaru was forced to marry by Ling Yueji is really not an excuse made by the evil view. Sesshoumaru is not planning to return to the Western Kingdom in a short time.

"Your Excellency Ling Yueji will be unhappy."

"..."

After imagining that when he returned to the West Country at this time, he would not only face close various blind dates, but also the ridicule from his mother. After a moment of silence, Sesshomaru gave an ambiguous answer, "When the time comes, I will naturally go back."

When Chuya returns to the West Country, Mother's attention will probably be diverted.

Sesshomaru thought casually.And secretly put Dazai Osamu on the agenda in his heart.

As if thinking of something, Sesshomaru took out his mobile phone, quickly edited the text message with his fingers, and revealed the news of Dazai Osamu's return to a man with orange hair who was deeply involved in the sea of ​​questions.

After hearing the prompt that the text message was successfully sent, and the gnashing of teeth that could be felt through the screen, Sesshomaru's mood gradually cleared up. He put his phone back in his trouser pocket and continued to wander carelessly in the bustling street.

"Then where are you going now?"

His cold eyes swept over the evil views calmly, ignoring the noisy voices in his ears, he swept his golden eyes, silently combined the map that existed in the depths of his memory with the present, and walked towards the familiar shrine with ease.

Evil view: ...

He knows it!He knows it!Higurashi Shrine again! !

Sesshomaru-sama, please wake up, Inuyasha and Kagome even have children, and you, a cheap uncle, won't get any good results if you get involved.

"Wicked view, shut up!"

No need to think about it, Sesshomaru can guess what is going on in Xiejian's mind.

"That child's ability is much stronger than that half-demon."

Rarely opened his mouth to explain one more sentence.

"Alas? Children??"

After being stunned by the evil view for a second, he was even more heartbroken, "Master Sesshomaru, even the half-demon Inuyasha has a child, why don't you even have a love partner!! You must know that General Inuyasha was at your age... "

With a crackling sound, Sesshomaru, who could not bear the noise pollution, stepped on it indifferently.

The whole world is quiet.