[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

"Dazai/Chuya I think I need an explanation!" X2

Mr. Nakahara frowned, his eyes were cloudy, after a moment of silence, he pulled him to the courtyard, and growled in a low voice, "Dazai, didn't I ask you to help me take care of Kaguya-san?"

Is this how you take care of it?

"Chuya, you have the nerve to say it!" Osamu Dazai accused, as if he had been working hard in the countryside for many years to raise a child who was waiting to be fed alone, and then suddenly heard that his official was in high school, and he was married to Meijiao Niang's poor wife.

His expression was unspeakable resentment.

It's a pity that Mr. Zhongyuan didn't get his anger point.

He blinked blankly, his slender and curly eyelashes cast a shadow like a small fan, "Is there anything wrong?"

For Zhongyuan Zhongya, who grew up in the port mafia, those who are begging for life at the edge of a knife like them, their wealth and life will be taken away by God.

If in the past, he was a loner, it would be fine, but once he had any concerns, he would definitely entrust his relatives to the person he trusted the most when something happened, protect them, and live a healthy and happy life.

So, to a certain extent, the very natural Chuya is really beyond the standard.

Mr. Dazai understood what he didn't say, his ears were reddish, he covered his face, "Chuya, you are really too foul!"

The voice came out from between the fingers, with slight distortion, but even Zhongyuan Zhong could hear it clearly.

"What does it mean?"

He's very serious, isn't he!

"Let's not talk about this in advance, you have me in Chuya, can't I satisfy you in Zhongye?" **'s gaze scanned him from beginning to end, making Mr. Zhongyuan mistakenly think that he is actually * * stood up in front of him.

"You guy, please restrain yourself a little bit." With a little awkwardness, he lowered the brim of his hat to cover his flushed cheeks, "If Big Sister Hongye sees it..."

Hastily interrupted Nakahara Chuya's words, "See it when you see it!"

"Chuya is mine in the first place, and he has done such an unreasonable thing to me!"

As he spoke, he raised his head in disbelief, "Could it be that Chuya, don't you want to admit it?"

"you……"

"Is Zhong Ye better? It's time to eat."

A voice from the kitchen interrupted Chuya Nakahara, "Come here right away."

Mr. Nakahara glanced at an incongruous mackerel, "Dazai will give you one last chance, can you tell me what you did to Kaguya-san."

Although it is a bit natural, Nakahara also has an intuition that even Dazai Osamu would be terrified to a certain extent. After such a long time, he finally connected Dazai Osamu's something wrong in the morning with Kaguya-san's words. Together.

"It's really nothing~." Mr. Dazai didn't change his face, he swore to the sky, "That's Miss Kaguya, what can I do to her?"

Facing the ultimate boss who can destroy a world in minutes, Mr. Dazai smiled and said that the gap between the two is like the strength of the Milky Way, what can he do ┑(￣Д￣)┍.

"yes……"

"Yeah." Osamu Dazai, seeing the drama, nodded harder, "Of course that's the case."

"Ah."

Osamu Dazai definitely has something to hide from him.

Normally he wouldn't talk so much.

Ignoring the man who was doing Tai Chi with him, Mr. Nakahara put his hands in his pockets, strode out of the courtyard and returned to the corridor, he ran directly to the other party, "Miss Kaguya, that guy Dazai didn't do anything to apologize to you Bar?"

Mr. Dazai, who thought that the conversation just now was very safe, may have forgotten the inhuman existence of Chuya and his group of sisters because he returned to the familiar world lit by the technology tree.

That is to say, Otsuki Kaguya heard clearly what they thought was a very quiet conversation just now.

But of course the cold Uno Goddess would not say that she was eavesdropping, she sat here upright, and just listened with her ears turned sideways.

"Dazai, he really didn't do anything." Facing his lost brother, Kaguya Otsutsuki felt happy from the bottom of his heart. The passage of time and the continuous reproduction and development of human beings have made the goddess of Uzumaki feel happy. The heart really calmed down.

She stretched out her white hand and gently stroked Zhongyuan Zhongye's well-knit, dry and warm hand, and shook her head.

"Look at Chuya, I'll just say that I didn't do anything~" Mr. Dazai, who started to be good-looking after taking advantage of it, raised his eyebrows in embarrassment.

"It's just a pity for that child." Otsutsuki Kaguya unconsciously caressed his flat abdomen, his expression was soft, a trace of maternal brilliance appeared on his cold face, and then he frowned in pain, "Under that situation, Dazai would throw Leave me and that child, I don't blame him."

Looking straight at the trembling Osamu Dazai with his deep white eyes, Kaguya Otsuki tried hard to recall the Otsuki drama he was chasing in the present world some time ago.

"Although that child...but he is a wrong existence, so." She raised her head and regained her calm look, "I don't blame you, Dazai, it was wrong from the beginning (my ideal)."

Consciously hiding the key words in brackets, she walked gracefully to the inner room, "Oh, I'll go see if anyone needs my help."

"Too! Slaughter! Rule!!"

Emotionally told Mr. Zhongyuan to trust his lover, but intellectually...

Sorry, he can't do it.

Because judging from Dazai's feat of dating three beautiful ladies at the same time in the past without overturning the car, he even took his salary card and ran to open a room or something.

What's more, compared to a person like Dazai whose credibility is infinitely negative, Kaguya-san is more trustworthy no matter how you look at it!

"Chuya, at least you have more trust in me!" Osamu Dazai tried to struggle while avoiding the oncoming fist.

Fortunately, after hearing Osamu Dazai's words, Mr. Nakahara stopped attacking, "You didn't abandon that child, and you didn't abandon Miss Kaguya at the last moment?"

"..."

Sorry, he really did _(:з」∠)_.

"Heh, what else is there to say, Dazai, die!!" Wanting to sit and enjoy the blessings of everyone?

I'm not afraid that I don't have that life to enjoy!

His cool eyes swept across the groin, and Mr. Dazai clamped his legs instantly. He always felt that his crotch was chilly, and he tried to back away, "It's really not what you think if it doesn't happen."

"You will regret it if you do this. This is your lifetime sexual blessing."

"It's okay, Dazai." Nakahara Chuya returned to calm after being extremely angry, and his tone was sincere, "I can also make you sexually happy."

"Do not--!!!"

Even if his self-healing ability is super strong, he is not willing to try this kind of capital punishment.

Although from Dazai's performance, Nakahara has already believed his words with hidden secrets, but no matter what happens, there is definitely nothing wrong with beating Dazai first.

Difficult to keep his fragile little brother, Mr. Dazai, whose muscles and bones are sore, deliberately slowed down the healing speed, hoping to increase his emotional points for a while.

However, now another difficult problem was placed in front of the four of them.

In order to experience the joy of family reunion, Ozaki Momiji bought a lot of ingredients to make a sukiyaki meal.

but……

Whether it's her or the golden Yasha, for the kitchen or something...

Looking at Kaguya Otsutsuki for help, the cold Uno Goddess said that she could not eat any food in the past.

Therefore, when the meal was approaching, a large pile of vegetables and meat was placed in every corner of the kitchen.

"Oh, just leave this kind of thing to me!"

As if he had found a life-saving straw, Osamu Dazai patted his chest with a bruised nose and swollen face to assure him.

"Really?" Untied the apron resolutely, Ozaki Koyo tucked the apron, as if throwing a hot potato, "Then I will trouble you Dazai."

As for Dazai Osamu, there is a bruise on the left and a little black on the right?

Heh, as the boss of the port mafia's punishment team, even Osamu Dazai's initial method of examining prisoners was enlightened by her.

That kid in Zhongye was just getting a little violent, and when it really came time to strike, he should have kept his hand.

An inexplicable worry surged into the heart of the golden Yaksha. It seemed that finding a comfortable and secure companion for Chuya had to be on the agenda.

As for Osamu Dazai's favor?

Huh, it doesn't exist.

Unlike Miss Hongye who left with confidence and boldness, he didn’t understand the famous dark dishes from Osamu Dazai that were deeply in his memory. They obviously looked like ordinary dishes on the outside, no, they were more ordinary. Why are those dishes with even better dishes in restaurants so powerful.

In other words, Osamu Dazai has been using ordinary vegetables and meat from the beginning to the end, how could he make such a superb product?

Thinking of the time when he vomited and diarrhea was the only time he ate the top-quality dish from Osamu Dazai, Mr. Nakahara couldn’t help but feel a little nervous. He held back Dazai who was eager to try, "Dazai, can you cook?"

"No." He admitted cleanly, "But I will try my best!"

No, I don't think you need to try so hard, really.

Mr. Zhongyuan silently covered his stomach, feeling a little uncomfortable.

"I'm just kidding, Nachuya~" Looking at the shorty's reflex-like physiological reaction in a funny way, Mr. Dazai cut the connection point between Honmaru and the present world, "The decision is up to you, Candlestick Cut Beast!"

Although I don't know how to cook, I have rice sauce~

"Lord, have you finally summoned me to accompany you in this world?" Dazai was held tightly with a dry and warm hand, "Don't worry, whether it's murder or arson, I will never let you down entrusted!"

Even if he has been obsessed with making troubles all the time, and has never stopped like Dazai, he dare not turn his head to see the face of his little dwarf at this moment.

"Chuya, you listen to my explanation."

What a pale and weak beginning.

"host?"

However, the main character on the side is still angering his sense of existence!

Yaki Hasebe, who hadn't received a response from the judge for a long time, gradually became depressed, "I'm overstepping the rules, please punish me, but please don't drive me away, let me assist you By my side, as long as there is still one breath left, I can do whatever you want me to do."

The tall, brown-haired man in military uniform knelt down slowly, his high head surrendered to the ground, and Hasebe quietly waited for the final judgment of the judge.

Mr. Dazai: "..."

I beg you sharp knives, don't make any more trouble, okay?

It seems that the whole world's tolerance for a man named Osamu Dazai has been exhausted in the last world. Mr. Dazai, who has always been God's darling, seems to have been abandoned by the whole world this time.

He heard the sound of the kitchen door being slammed open, "Did something happen to Dazai? I heard a stranger talking..."

Koye Ozaki, who pushed the door and entered, saw the humble brown-haired strange man kneeling at Osamu Dazai's feet at first sight.

For a moment, the maternal instinct made her subconsciously cover her child's eyes, "Chuya, don't watch this kind of dirty and obscene play!"

Mr. Dazai, who was classified as dirty and obscene social garbage, could only hold his blood in his heart and watched his little slug being dragged away by the worrying sister Momiji out of the kitchen.

Koyo Ozaki even kindly closed the kitchen door again, and winked at Dazai encouragingly, "Dazai, if the boss knows your interest, he will be very pleased."

His only disciple is better than blue in bed matters.

Ozaki Koye dared to bet that the boss would wipe his nose with tears in his eyes, full of relief that the cub he raised has reached this age.