[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

At this moment, Mr. Dazai felt that he was probably really old, otherwise why would he have auditory hallucinations?

"Wait, Uchiha-san, what did you just say?"

Or what do you mean by this sentence?Mr. Dazai felt that he needed a class representative to draw the key points.

Uchiha Madara didn't think this kind of thing was a secret, although Dazai Osamu's attitude towards this sentence was very subtle, he didn't think much about it, and said openly, "Back then Senjuzhuma ran to Uchiha's house alone. Clan land, on behalf of Senshou and our Uchiha clan, a truce."

Osamu Dazai nodded, he also knew about this, after all, that night, Mr. Dazai hid in the cherry blossom tree of Uchiha's house to watch the show.

I have to say that the old woman in the Uchiha family made matcha desserts. Mr. Dazai must give her 32 likes, not afraid of the kind she is proud of!

"We had a fight." Skipping the process, Uchiha Madara skipped directly to the result, "Senju Hashirama convinced me, and he asked me to give him 50 years, from the creation of the two races of Senju and Uchiha Villages living in harmony begin."

Moderately expressed surprise, this is not acting because Osamu Dazai really doesn't know from this point.Although he really wanted to watch a play, the moonlight that night was really good. Looking from the canopy of the cherry trees, he even found a clear stream, which looked like a veiled stream under the moonlight. Like a little girl, with a trace of simplicity and beauty, she is independent from the world and attracts the eyes of those who are destined.

Then, Mr. Dazai resolutely gave up the boring surveillance activities, and happily jumped to the stream with which he was very close.

So Uchiha Madara said these follow-ups, he really didn't know _(:з」∠)_.

And for the first time, Mr. Dazai felt a trace of regret. If he had known that after watching this drama, he would go to that predestined stream to commit suicide.

"But that man! What did he do!!" This is the point that made Uchiha Madara the most angry, "Even if Quanna died, I never thought of destroying Konoha when I left Konoha."

"Then?" Mr. Dazai couldn't bear to blink his eyes during this wave of mental journey.

"Not to mention the Uchiha family and Konoha's estrangement again, even his Senju family...heh." Such a large family has only gone through a few generations, and it has withered to a tragic end with only one person left.I don't know if Senshou Hashirama returned to Konoha, and seeing the current tragedy of the Senshou clan, would he feel worthless for the sacrifices he had made in order to create Konoha, and even broke with him.

With a cold snort, Uchiha Madara stopped talking. He found that his mood fluctuated too much today, and he told Dazai Osamu too many secrets.

Mr. Dazai, however, was a little unfinished. He slammed his mouth, but he still asked his biggest question, "That Bansan, I can understand everything else, but why are you angry because of the withering of the Senshou family?"

These are all euphemisms. To be precise, Uchiha Madara doesn’t care more about the separation between the Uchiha family and Konoha’s high-level officials. The death of his only younger brother Quan Na and his familiar faces gradually disappeared in the world. Let Uchiha Madara's sense of belonging to the family gradually fade away.

To paraphrase an old Chinese saying, Uchiha Madara's attitude towards his descendants at this time is probably that children and grandchildren have their own blessings.

However, it is different when talking about the current status of the Thousand Hands Clan.

The tone, tone, and micro-expressions can be casually given to a senior high school student who is about to take the college entrance examination, and he can casually write an analysis and reading comprehension of [-] words based on the environment and psychology.

"So, where are you angry with Qianshou Zhujian?"

This is a good question.

Mr. Dazai, who accidentally pokes the unknown thought of a red-eyed rabbit ancestor, is almost destroyed humanely by Madara, who turned into a rage.

Before Uchiha Madara started, Osamu Dazai asked a question, "Aren't you curious why Konoha hibernates after Senjubashima's reincarnation?"

"How did I get the cell fluid between your brother and Thousand Hands?"

I have to say that these questions...

Uchiha Madara would damn well want to know.

He silently stared at Osamu Dazai, took back the fan in his hand, "Speak."

"Shimura Danzo."

A familiar name slowly spit out from Osamu Dazai's mouth.

"He resurrected Senju Hashirama, but for some reason, Senju Hashirama was a failure for him."

Osamu Dazai raised his head and looked at Uchiha Madara calmly, "You should know the reason, right?"

Uchiha Madara breathed shortly, of course he knew the reason. For this kind of ant, Senju Hashirama, who exists as the god of the ninja world, even if it is just reincarnation of dirt will bring huge psychological pressure to the caster.

Not to mention, after the reincarnation of the dirty soil, Senshou Zhuma retained his mind.

It means out of control.

For people like Shimura Danzo, the most unbearable thing is an uncontrollable ticking time bomb.

"So, what is he going to do?"

Osamu Dazai smiled half-smile, "Shouldn't you have guessed it?"

In the eyes of Senshou Hashima, perhaps it was the Kunai that Tomona stabbed at Quanna back then that caused him and Madara to fall apart, and finally went against each other.

This is Senjujuma's heart disease.

"Do you think that after Shimura Danzō reincarnated Quanna and Togama, immediately wiped their minds, and repeated the tragedy of the year in front of Senju Bashima, what is the chance of Senju Bashima going crazy?"

"Wait until the moment when he has a mental breakdown~boom~" With an exaggerated onomatopoeia, Dazai Osamu simulated the sound of fireworks exploding, "A perfect puppet that preserved the original body's greatest strength was born~"

Madara Uchiha exploded completely!

The matter of Quan Nai is not only Senshou Zhujian's heart knot, but also his heart demon!

But now, how dare anyone dare to disturb Quan Nai's long sleep, just to achieve his goal of discord!

After 400 years, Senju Hashirama, as the god of the ninja world, will be calculated by others!

Everything challenged Uchiha Madara's fragile nerves.

It also challenges the last conscience of Foxnosuke who has been hiding in Osamu Dazai's arms.

Looking at the aunt who ran away after throwing the bomb, Foxosuke finally poked his head out after getting away from the dangerous existence, "Master Dazai, is it really okay for you to do this?"

Aren't you the one who tried to reincarnate Uchiha Quanna and Senju Tobi to reenact the tragedy of 400 years ago?

How long has it been since you dumped a black cauldron to Danzo, who didn't even know how to reincarnate in dirty soil? Are you really a real man?

"Of course!" Osamu Dazai didn't feel that he had done anything wrong, "Think about it carefully Xiaoqi, I got all the cell fluids from Danzo's secret base, right?"

"Correct."

"I also dug out that incomplete book of Dirty Reincarnation from Danzo's small warehouse, right?"

"…right."

"Before I found Orochimaru, did Danzo have been secretly colluding with Orochimaru?"

"……Correct."

"That's it!" Mr. Dazai announced to solve the case, "How do you know that Danzo would not do what I said without my intervention?"

A mosquito coil circled around Fox's almond eyes, and he felt dizzy that this logic was correct.

嗏

"That's not right, Dazai-sama, the most critical technique of reincarnation in the dirt is not right!"

Foxosuke clearly remembered that because the volume of the forbidden technique was too broken, and due to the experimental nature of Senshoubeijian, he always liked to grab a piece of white paper and start recording, so the forbidden technique of reincarnation was actually originally Under the corner of the group collector's table, it is regarded as a backing board.

"If it weren't for you, Danzo would not have discovered the forbidden technique of reincarnation!"

And using this as an argument, Foxnosuke summoned the virtual light screen and began to click. After a long series of dazzling data came into view, it nodded affirmatively, "Yes, according to the original development law of history, the reincarnation of the dirty soil If you want to appear, you have to wait until the Fourth World War at least!"

And the first person to use Dirty Soil Reincarnation is also not the scapegoat Danzo, but a small boss called Medicine Master Dou.

"oh, I see."

"That's right, that's right." Foxnosuke nodded vigorously. He was excited that he finally found out the loophole in Osamu Dazai's logic, and flicked his big fluffy tail with the joy of his master.

"Then Xiaoqi is going to report the password?"

The dangerous atmosphere gradually approached, although Osamu Dazai's tone did not change, but it was humiliated lying in Osamu Dazai's warm embrace and felt the slightest bit of cold and biting danger.

"Does Xiaoqi want to expose my flawed lies and let Uchiha Madara shoot me through the heart?"

"No... I... How could I betray you, Lord Judge?" Foxosuke crawled in Dazai Osamu's arms, and turned over carefully, revealing his pink belly and the softest down. The key was placed in the hands of Osamu Dazai to show his sincerity.

"This is really great!" A cheerful tone sounded on Fox's head, "But Xiaoqi, it's very indecent for a boy to expose his organs on all fours."

Fox's help: "..."

It will do this, because of whom! !

"Do you know Xiaoqi?"

"Yes, Dazai-sama, you are right."

Foxnosuke dexterously jumped out of Dazai Osamu's arms, his fluffy tail shrugged, and he followed at his feet in aggrieved manner.Watching helplessly as the God Judge called out the five cubs from the five tigers' home from the scroll, he hugged him left and right, feeling very unhappy.

Blue skinny shiitake mushrooms.I always feel that my status in the palace is not guaranteed.