[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

It had been a long time since Osamu Dazai had slept so soundly.

Then, very rarely, he had a dream, and unexpectedly, his mind was so clear that he knew it was a dream for a split second.

He was walking on a small road in the country, carrying river crabs that were relatively rare to the countryside, thinking about how to explain to Zhongya when he went back later why he spent all the money on buying miso natto to buy crabs.

That little guy in Chuya would probably explode with rage.

At this time, a hot and social wet kiss is needed. Of course, we must pay attention to avoiding Kaguya Otsutsuki, another big sister in Nakaya.

For the exuberant elder sister Yuan of the little dwarf...

What can he do?He is also desperate.

and then?

Then, he saw something that drove him into despair, a despair that lasted in his heart for hundreds of years.

In the morning, Chuya, who was still full of anger and threatened him to kill him if he bought the wrong seasoning, forcibly turned on [Dirty] in order to protect Kaguya. When the world consciousness found the intruder, he turned it on and forcibly erased it.

At the last moment of disappearance, she even gave Kaguya Hime all the power she got from the sacred tree.

He subconsciously stretched out his hand, reaching for the sky in vain, but only caught a cloud of air.

His little slug disappeared in front of him.

"Osamu Dazai?" Orochimaru, who came back from the secret base, accidentally saw a man whose name had been engraved on the memorial tablet dozing off on a tree branch. His long, golden pupils flashed a hint of interest. It was so interesting.

Dazai woke up the moment Orochimaru gradually approached.

He stretched out his hand to block the glare of the afternoon sun, and murmured, "It turned out to be just a dream."

"It's amazing, why did the man who was supposed to be dead suddenly appear outside Konoha Village?" Orochimaru stopped in his tracks, raised his head and asked with interest.

"Hey." Osamu Dazai got up and jumped off the branch. He patted the sawdust on his body, "Because I'm waiting for you, Oshemaru-kun~"

"wait for me?"

"Yeah." Osamu Dazai nodded desperately, "That's right, I'm waiting for you~"

"Heh." Orochimaru let out a sneer of unknown meaning, "Can I understand that your behavior is defecting from Konoha?"

"Oh, oh, it's an exaggeration." Osamu Dazai waved his hand, "I just left Konoha temporarily."

"Besides, if you really want to talk about defection, isn't Orochimaru-san, who was subjected to human experiments by Konoha, more qualified for this title than me?"

When Osamu Dazai finished speaking, a white afterimage flashed from the depths of the forest, wrapping around him tightly.

"Woo." The internal organs were oppressed, and the oxygen in the lungs was forced out. Osamu Dazai struggled a bit, but was entangled even tighter by the white python.

"I think you'd better be honest, Dazai." Orochimaru stared at the man with gloomy eyes. So far, he has no plans to leave Konoha.After Osamu Dazai said this, Orochimaru's first reaction was to kill this man!

Only the dead keep secrets.

"No way, Orochimaru-kun." The dizziness caused by lack of oxygen made Osamu Dazai blushed, he tried to grab something, but he couldn't grab anything except the slippery and cold snake scales of the white python, "cough cough, Do you think I won't make some preparations when I come here today?"

"What do you mean?"

"As long as I don't go back to a specific place today and meet a specific person, the next day, about the ulterior experiment in an unknown cave... Cough cough!" Orochi suddenly exerted force, and Osamu Dazai raised his head with difficulty, Sure enough, the murderous intent in Orochimaru's eyes became even worse, "The next day, this secret will spread throughout Konoha~cough, cough."

"Are you threatening me?"

"No, I just want to create an opportunity to have an equal dialogue with Orochimaru-san."

"Ah."

Feeling the looseness of the big snake behind him, after a gesture from Dashemaru, the white python loosened the restraint on Osamu Dazai, and slammed back behind Dashemaru.

"What do you want to say to me?"

Osamu Dazai rubbed his bruised arm, his kite-colored eyes flashed a gloomy look, he stared at Orochimaru intently, and asked, "Oshemaru-san, do you think human life is too fragile?"

"So what, birth, old age, sickness and death are human nature." Under the calm appearance, there were little ripples in Dashewan's peaceful heart because of these words.

Osamu Dazai seemed to have expected the lack of cooperation of Orochimaru, and he continued on his own, "I, I have always felt that life is too fragile. Just a common cold can take away a person." Don’t you think that compared to the eternal universe, human life is too short?”

Osamu Dazai lowered his eyelids like a free-spirited bard, his tone filled with indescribable regret and bewilderment.

"So?" Orochimaru felt that he could reluctantly listen to this rare speech.

"Oshemaru-san, have you ever heard of reincarnation from the dirt?"

"what is that?"

"That's a forbidden technique developed by the second generation of Senshou Tomona, which blurs the boundary between life and death."

Osamu Dazai took out an old scroll from his arms, and lowered his voice, like a spider that has been preparing for a long time, calmly looking at its prey that has been entangled by the spider silk unknowingly , issued a final blow, "Does Orochimaru-san not want to obtain eternal life? As long as there is this forbidden technique, human beings will have endless life~ Even if the body is destroyed, as long as the spirit and chakra are still there, You can abandon Shen Ke's dilapidated old body and gain a new life!"

— Eternal life!

The golden animal pupils shrank slightly, and Orochimaru had to admit that he was moved.

He took a short breath, "How can you be sure that I won't choose to kill you after I get this information, and take the scroll and study it by myself?"

As long as he has this scroll, even if Konoha discovers that he is conducting ninja experiments, Orochimaru is confident that he can come out with his whole body.

The murderous intent in the golden pupil reappeared.

In any case, the man named Osamu Dazai is like a time bomb that may explode at any time. This kind of unstable factor should be eliminated in advance!

Although there was no wind, the leaves in the woods were rustling. In the silence, the sound of falling leaves being crushed was infinitely amplified.

Something is coming.

As if not aware of Orochimaru's undisguised murderous intentions, Dazai Osamu still had that confident look, "Oshemaru-san, do you want to make a bet?"

"bet?"

"Yes, let's bet on whether I can walk out of this grove alive today."

"Oh, boring."

"Well." Mr. Dazai pressed his hands in the void, "Aren't you wondering where my confidence is?"

"and……"

Before he finished speaking, he was forcefully interrupted by the curly-haired man in front of him, "Or another way of asking, Orochimaru-san has never been curious about how my body, which is fractured and blood vessels burst when someone touches it lightly, can hold up. so far?"

He knew it, Konoha's black gambling house had a plan about when Dazai would die.

I heard that after so many years, the odds have risen to a rather scary level.

By the way, before leaving Konoha, Mr. Dazai, who made a fortune, quietly suppressed it during the Third World War.

Ben, who raised children for so many years, came back with interest at the moment of his 'death'.

Okay, this is too much.

For a scientific researcher with the spirit of scientific dedication and research, I have to say that Osamu Dazai's question scratched his itch.

However, just this is not enough to dispel Orochimaru's killing intent, "As for the secrets of your body, I think that after I kill you, I can also get the answer from the body."

Rubbing his forehead in distress, even Dazai felt a little troublesome for this kind of person who played cards out of common sense, "Aren't you afraid that because of my death, that super healing ability will disappear?"

"Don't Orochimaru-san wonder why I'm still so weak even though all the physical examinations are correct?"

"why?"

"Because of my blood."

"Blood?"

"A body that is too fragile can't bear the domineering and powerful power derived from my blood. The mismatch between the two will naturally start to collapse from the inside after one exceeds the other's capacity."

In a few breaths, the wound that was originally deeply visible to the bone healed quickly by itself, as if everything just now was just his illusion.But the smell of blood that has not dissipated between the nose and the blood beads hanging from Osamu Dazai's dagger all indicate that——

What happened just now was not an illusion.

"It's like a saturated cloth bag, but the rice in it keeps increasing. In the end, it can only cause the cloth bag to fall apart with a bang when it reaches a critical point."

"My lover died for this reason." Osamu Dazai paused, "Or this is the reason why our clan was exterminated."

"So you want to prepare a strong body for your future?" Orochimaru roughly understood.

"No, I want to bring back my lover who has been waiting in Santuchuan for many years from the hands of the damn god." Dazai Osamu's kite-colored eyes were soft, as if he saw hope, and there was a bright starlight shining inside. .

"For this purpose, Orochimaru-kun." He turned to look at the gloomy Orochimaru, "No matter how much blood you want from me, or human experiments, I can accept it."

He had had enough of a world without dwarfs.