[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

For the first time, Mr. Dazai, who was regarded as a model of doting on children, had mixed feelings.

However, what is more complicated than Osamu Dazai's mood is that he actually ran away quietly, and he heard all Jiraiya with his first-class hearing.

He is not an inexperienced child like Kakashi, Dazai Osamu's explanation is completely an excuse for someone who has experienced it.

Suddenly, he felt that this man was quite pitiful.

Tsunade is at least alive and well, unlike Dazai, this love is destined not to be spoken.

It's so cruel.

Zilai also felt that even his intimacy paradise could create a pure love column for this love affair that ended without a cause.

No, no, better be nice to Dazai.

Although in reality this love is doomed to end without a problem, but at least he can give them an unforgettable first night in his pen.

Wait...how does it work between men and men?

Jiraiya, whose thoughts suddenly became dangerous, touched his clean chin and smiled wretchedly. When the time came, he would give a copy of his own book to this poor man.

Ugh……

He sighed and walked in front of Osamu Dazai, and patted his shoulder heavily, "Dazai, such a dead person."

"What are you talking about, Zilaiye-san?" There is always a sense of ignorance that I go out to buy instant noodles by myself, and the drama I am following jumps from five episodes of No.20 to one hundred episodes.

"It's okay Kakashi has already left, Dazai, you can cry if you want."

Jiraiya patted himself on the shoulder, indicating that his generous shoulders could be lent to him temporarily.

"I think there may be some misunderstanding, Jiraiya-san?" The disgust on Osamu Dazai's face was palpable, if this was the beautiful and generous Miss Tsunade, Dazai would just obey without saying a word.

But if you change to Zilai, who is 1.8 meters tall...

I'm sorry, "Jiraiya-san, even if you have a crush on me, I can't agree to you, because I already have my own heart."

Jiraiya, "You brat, when did I say I have a crush on you?"

Osamu Dazai smiled, a look of helplessness if you said no.

then……

"Jiraiya, I never thought you would have a crush on Dazai?" A familiar voice sounded from behind him.

Jiraiya turned around stiffly, and it turned out to be Tsunade who turned back to look for him.

What should I do if I was misunderstood by the goddess I have admired for many years that I like men?Wait online, hurry up!

Looking at Jiraiya who was standing there dumbfounded by Shihua, Mr. Dazai's anger finally came out. His marriage partner is indeed such a powerful and understanding young lady like Tsunade-chan."

"I won't allow it!"

Tsunade seems to have always liked the weak-looking type like Dazai Osamu!He never agreed, because he knew that Osamu Dazai liked Sakumo Hatake.

However, Jiraiya's excited speech was naturally misunderstood by Tsunade.

Tsunade's light golden eyes flashed across Ran, and she withdrew from the war with understanding, "Don't worry, Ziraiya, I don't like Dazai."

Before waiting for Zilai to breathe a sigh of relief, she suddenly made a gesture of cheering with one hand, and whispered to cheer for her friends, "It's okay, Zilai also has a will, and things can be done. Come on, I am optimistic about you and Dazai."

"..."

Forget it, why was he so troublesome in the first place?

Kakashi, who followed Namakaze Minato to go out on a mission, didn't know that his momentary emotion would lead to so many follow-ups.

Jilai, who was replenished at the supply station, also left in a hurry with his troops that night, heading north to deal with the turmoil.

After Jiraiya conveyed the news of Kazunobu's intervention, Namikaze Minato also got information, and Iwanoshi's recent state seems to be too quiet.

Combined with Jiraiya's information, Golden Flash boldly deduces that maybe the Kingdom of Wind and the Kingdom of Rock seem to have formed an alliance without their knowledge.

If this is the case, the attack of Kazakhstan may be just a cover, their real purpose is to cover the movements of Iwanin!

And the purpose of Yan Ren's move may be to throw all his eggs in one basket.

Unlike the Land of Fire, which has superior geographical conditions, the villages of Iwanin are not suitable for the growth of crops, which means that their insufficient food supplies are comparable to those of the two countries of Thunder and Fire.

Through intelligence analysis, Kanna Biqiao Analysis is the most important supply line point of Yan Ren.

At the same time, the rock ninjas who had been silent for a long time suddenly attacked, causing heavy casualties to the wooden chair ninjas on the border of the country of fire.

In order to destroy the Kannabi Bridge and rescue his seriously injured companion Namikaze Minato, he had to decide to divide the army into two groups. He found Osamu Dazai silently and made unreasonable demands.

"Dazai, I know that your health is not good, but I still hope you can come forward. At this time, the only person I can ask is you."

"Oh, Minato, are you trying to say that I'm the happiest of all?"

The tone of reproach and joke made Namikaze Minato's heavy heart relax a little. In Osamu Dazai's usual tone, the blond young man smiled heartily, "Haha, you discovered this all, Dazai Dazai."

"Okay, okay, I have come to the front line, of course I have made up my mind."

"Please Dazai."

"I also wish Bo Feng Sang Wu Yun prosperity."

After the two said goodbye, they went their separate ways with their respective tasks.

Of course, before setting off, Osamu Dazai gave Kakashi a gift he had prepared a long time ago—a sharp dagger Ranto Shiro (of course a replica of the Toki Government) to celebrate the child's success in being admitted to Shinobi.

And Lin also sent out the gift she carefully prepared along with it.

However, what the four of them never expected was that the Kannabi Bridge, which was supposed to be short of guards, would have three jounin!

Although Osamu Dazai threw out the ninjutsu scroll in time and summoned the three-strike dagger, the true strength of the dagger could not be fully displayed in the open space.

But at this time, Dazai Osamu's already pale face was even more bloodless, like a blank sheet of paper.

He bit his lips tightly, felt a fishy sweetness coming from the tip of his tongue, and took a deep breath, "You three are not allowed to look back from now on, run up and run away with all your might!"

"but!"

"No but!" Osamu Dazai slowly took out the fourth scroll from his arms, threw it into the sky, quickly sealed it, and shouted, "Kakashi, take them and run!"

Reason told Kakashi that it was the best way to escape and preserve his strength at this time, but his legs seemed to be rooted on the ground, unable to move.

"Run!"

He saw the Odachi who was responsible for teaching him to attack from the front in the previous courses. The tall and handsome magic sword - Taro Tachi came out of the scroll, and silently waved the Odachi in his hand to resist the enemy's attack.

And the blood from Dazai's mouth, whose face was as white as paper, hasn't stopped since Taro Tachi was summoned.

The adult who has always been out of tune is extremely reliable at this time.

Kakashi suddenly calmed down, as if he was naturally cold-hearted, regardless of Obito's struggle, he directly knocked the struggling young man unconscious with his hand blade, and carried him on his shoulders, "Lin, let's go. "

"…Um."

In the end, he took a deep look at Dazai who was struggling to stay where he was, and the two fled quickly.

After confirming that the little ghosts had left, Mr. Dazai finally breathed a sigh of relief.

The three Iwakuni shinobi teased Osamu Dazai like a cat catching a mouse. They laughed and said, "Why, are you proud that the student escaped?"

"Well. After all, I promised my friend, otherwise I will be very distressed."

"Haha, what a good teacher who sacrifices himself for others. I wonder if you have thought about your last words before your death?"

"Your actions are really touching. If your students don't leave, maybe they can enjoy the moment of their teacher's desperate and beautiful death?"

One of the jonin licked his bloody sharp knife with his slender tongue deep inside, and his shrill voice was like a blower blowing air.

Although Taro Tachi's attack is fierce, his movement is relatively slow. He is better at opening and closing attacks, and the most indispensable thing for an excellent ninja is agility.

It's a one-sided battle.

Osamu Dazai smiled and shook his head. He stood up and took out a plain white handkerchief to wipe off the blood from the corner of his mouth.

"Oh, but there are some things that cannot be seen by the students below~"

A cold and dark aura came from this man, carrying endless destruction and madness, Dazai Zhi slowly raised his head, revealing his unfathomable eyes, "You should know it, even if it is an intimate couple Everyone has their own little secret~"

Danger!

How is this man different!

Obviously, the blood in the mouth is still spitting out mouthful after mouthful, but the instinct of the body is saying danger, and the body retreats at the first reaction!

You must never fight this man!

But, it's too late.

"—Secret technique 【Touken Ranbu】"

In an instant, countless scrolls appeared on the heads of the three jounin, and bursts of long or short knives were thrown down instantly.

Can't resist.

What made the three of them even more desperate was that the chakra in their bodies seemed to have disappeared completely.

No, more precisely it never existed.

"You bastard, what have you done!!" The teeth of one of the three jounin twisted and struggled out of the sword array.

Counting his sword heavily, he held his last breath and climbed up to Osamu Dazai, intending to ask for an explanation.

"Oh, have you been found out?" Osamu Dazai was surprised when he was mechanically supported by Yaken Toshiro to rest under the big tree, "I thought you wouldn't find out until you died~"

He squatted down, and shot suddenly, the slender wrist that broke in a single snap exploded with amazing strength, his teeth couldn't be freed at all, and he could only watch the man's jawbone shatter with a light pinch.

The poisonous needle in his mouth fell to the ground crisply like this.

"Oh, oh, it's really dangerous." Osamu Dazai picked up the blue poisonous needle and looked it over carefully, "You guys are so bad, you even want to assassinate someone, you are really a bunch of bad guys."

While complaining, he smiled and picked up the poisonous needle that had sealed his throat with blood, and gently scratched the skin of his teeth.

Under his horrified gaze, pustules appeared all over his body, and finally turned into a puddle of blood.

Osamu Dazai covered his mouth and nose impatiently, his fragile respiratory tract suddenly inhaled the stench, his stomach twitched faintly, and his feet unconsciously moved a little further away from the pool of blood.

Mr. Dazai, who didn't want to see a lot of broken limbs, said impatiently, "Oh, you guys, you have done too much."

Yaken Toshiro: "??"

"Forget it, you won't understand even if you say it."

"Set fire to this place, Yaken."

"Yes, Dazai-sama." The exquisite puppet will always perfectly execute the master's orders.