[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

Foxosuke didn't want to argue with Dazai about the practice of marrying a girl to a widower, so he picked up the letter paper with the girl full of melancholy, jumped onto the table, and signaled Dazai to open it.

"Master Dazai, Mrs. Nobuko seems to be very unhappy." Foxanosuke sighed leisurely. Even though he is the wife of a daimyo, the number of women around Daimyo of Lei Zhiguo has not decreased, but has been increasing year by year.

After opening the envelope and reading the letter at a glance, Osamu Dazai curled his lips, "Xiaoqi, go to the Land of Thunder to meet Nobuko in person for me."

"What happened, Dazai-sama?"

"After all, this is the child I watched grow up. I can't watch her fall into the fire pit." Osamu Dazai closed the letter, lit it with a candle, and threw it into the brazier.

Honosuke looked at the gentle-faced God Judge, and felt an inexplicable chill all over his body. Its slender fur exploded. He arched his body and asked cautiously, "What are you going to do?"

"Oh, it's too much. I'm a weak scholar who can't lift it with my hands or shoulders."

Facing Fox's rude accusation Dazai Osamu was not angry, he replied patiently, "Ask Nobuko, do you want to spend a lifetime in the back house, or want to be like the former Central Plains Emperor Wu."

"!!" Fox's fury really exploded, its round cat eyes widened, "Are you crazy, Mr. Dazai?"

The first duty of a god judge to enter other worlds is not to interfere with history!

"According to the records, the current daimyo of the Kingdom of Thunder should live to the end of his life."

"Of course." Dazai Osamu said indifferently as he calmed Foxosuke, "Death peacefully in sleep is also a part of dying, isn't it?"

"You are crazy, so the world consciousness will find us!" Foxosuke, who was too scared to pay attention to the honorific words, hugged his big fluffy tail, "Your current body is already considered a critical value. I'm sorry to bother you."

So, Lord God Judge, I beg you to calm down, I really want to live until the end of my life and go to bed.

However, it is obvious that Osamu Dazai does not intend to be considerate of Foxnosuke.

He asked back, "Xiao Qi, do you know why I stayed in the Land of Fire for more than 100 years?"

"Isn't it because you ran to the moon and tried to release the goddess Uno, you were discovered by the world consciousness, you chased from the moon to the earth, and you escaped by hiding by the daimyo's side under serious injuries?"

It remembers that when No. [-] suddenly lost contact with the Time Government, the last scene sent back was that Foxanosuke's fragile paper body could not withstand the oppression of the world consciousness, and it was wiped out after just one encounter.

Osamu Dazai, who fell from the moon, also became a god by accident.

And because of the anger from the world consciousness, the Government of Time's monitoring equipment related to the different world also tore apart the government's barrier after countless time and space. Just that little bit of power caused the Government of Time to suffer heavy damage.

Most of the most important instruments were also scrapped at that time.

They lost contact with Osamu Dazai for a while.

What makes the Government of Time even more disturbing is that until this time, they faintly discovered that the timeline they estimated from the very beginning was wrong.

The Government of Time once thought that Dazai Osamu fell into another world during the Warring States Period, but from his familiar conversation with the Uno Goddess when he unraveled the seal of her, they were surprised——

The man named Osamu Dazai hides deeper than they imagined.Their monitoring of Osamu Dazai lacked at least a hundred years.

Therefore, when No. 200 was sent to Dazai by the Shizhi government, one of his primary tasks was to monitor Dazai's every move and prevent the tragedy of [-] years ago.

Whether it is Osamu Dazai, a precious special talent, or the expensive monitoring equipment, the Toki no Government has the ability to lose it again.

Their request to Osamu Dazai no longer asks him to do anything to protect history, but only asks him to wait quietly for the space-time tunnel to be repaired.

Let the world go, it's just a child.

"No, Xiaoqi." Mr. Dazai refused righteously, "I let this world go, who will let me go?"

"What does this have to do with that adult!"

"Of course the relationship is big~" But it was obvious that Dazai didn't intend to mention it to Foxanosuke.

"I will not send this sentence!"

"Are you sure?" Osamu Dazai smiled, his iris-colored eyes were like a bottomless abyss, dark and deep without seeing the sun, "Don't Xiaoqi wonder what happened 200 years ago?"

Danger!

The beast's instinct made Foxunosuke feel uneasy, it restrained its instinct to turn around and run away, or rather, after the malice locked it——

Can't escape!Just turn around and you'll be killed!

"Why... why?"

"Hmm..." Mr. Dazai pressed his index finger against his chin, trying to recall what happened a hundred years ago, "Because Little Six discovered a secret that shouldn't be discovered."

In other words, since No. [-] came to him, Mr. Dazai knew that the Government of Time was observing and monitoring him through those blue eyes that he could not refuse.

Mr. Dazai hates the feeling of being monitored at any time, but he also needs the help of the time government.

Until No. [-] told him that in this world, it was too difficult to find information about Zhong Ye, he ended No. [-]'s life with a smile.

And shirk everything to the oppression of the world consciousness.

Then there was the second and third until the appearance of number six.Mr. Dazai finally thought of a solution once and for all.

He found a way to the moon in a desert.

Everything after that was in his plan. Although some of his little secrets were exposed, he knew from Xiao Qi's daily activities that his battle plan would never be wrong.

The big bang that happened 200 years ago really caused heavy losses to the government of the time, so much so that it has more than enough energy to monitor him.

"Xiao Qi, if you don't want to, I won't mind the arrival of number eight."

"You can't do this!" Shikigami who only rely on spiritual power, they also fear the coming of death.

For the government of the time, the most important resource will always be the god judges. On this basis, whether it is the sword Fusangshen or Fox Nosuke who is responsible for teaching the god judges the initial work, it can be mass-produced. insignificant existence.

What's more, No. [-] knows that the man named Osamu Dazai is backed by an existence that the government of time has to be courteous to.

After a long time, Foxosuke slowly bent down to show his sincerity, "I know about Mr. Dazai."

"That's right, Xiaoqi is really an obedient and sensible boy~"

Foxosuke resisted asking about the consequences of not being an obedient and good boy. He let Osamu Dazai write the reply letter and put it in an envelope, and tied it to him. body, disappeared into the vast night.

The next morning, Kakashi, who rarely made golden fried tofu, did not see the snow-white fox psychic beast on the dining table.

A trace of puzzlement flashed in his eyes, "Dazai, where is Foxnosuke?"

"Young man, you have to know that spring is here, and it's time for everything to recover..."

"speak English."

"Foxosuke does his part for the reproduction of the race."

"..."

After a strange silence, Kakashi put the breakfast on the table with one hand and one foot, "Yes, is it?"

It turns out that Foxnosuke looks like a small one, but he is already X mature.

It's really a fox that can't be judged by its appearance.

"Kakashi."

"Ok?"

"You held your chopsticks upside down."

The boy just woke up like a dream, and quickly turned his chopsticks upside down. If it wasn't for the mask, he would have harvested a bright red Kakashi at this time.

"Nah... long-winded!"

After arriving at the school, Osamu Dazai sent Kakashi away, and then laid a barrier casually, and said to the empty space, "Come out."

A black shadow slowly appeared from the empty space, "After 200 years, you finally appeared."

The person who spoke was Heijue.

After Foxnosuke flew out of Konoha last night, Hei Ze, who had been monitoring Konoha's every move, naturally discovered this vision.

Many years ago, he reached an invisible agreement with someone to be by his side, that is, when the snow-white fox is not around, that is when this man comes to him for something.

In this way, Hei Ze, who has a top-notch lurking ability, came to the hinterland of Konoha, the Ninjutsu Academy, without disturbing anyone, and showed up in a big way.

He said, "What are you looking for me this time?"

"Of course it is for the long-cherished wish that we have worked hard for hundreds of years."

"Do you have a solution?"

"of course."

He absolutely obeys any plan of Dazai Osamu, because he was created by his mother with the last strength when the goddess Otsutsuki Kaguya was sealed on the moon, and the only thing he was told was two things.

[-]. Do everything possible to bring the goddess of Mao back to the world.

[-]. A man named Osamu Dazai can be trusted unconditionally.

So, he asked, "What do you want me to do?"

"Secretly help the daimyo's wife in the land of thunder to kill daimyo."

In just a split second, Heijue understood what this man was thinking, "You want to provoke the third ninja war?"

"Correct."

"Why?" According to Heijue's plan, he will have to wait decades before he can revive his mother. He can't understand Dazai's purpose of provoking the third ninja war at this time.

"Oh Heijue-kun, of course you have to be quiet when you do bad things~" Osamu Dazai answered very logically.