[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

How to deal with disobedient bear children?

Mr. Dazai's "rich" teaching experience told him that at this time, of course he can do it, so there will be absolutely no beeping.

In his opinion, Kakashi's so-called heart knot is nothing more than a brat's mediocrity.

"Kakashi, your father is Konoha's hero, what do you look like now?"

"He's not a hero!" Kakashi was like a gun barrel that exploded at one point, with spikes all over his body, "He's just a coward who dare not face reality!"

"A coward who committed suicide and couldn't even get on Konoha's hero boundary marker!"

Mr. Dazai chuckled, to be reasonable, after getting along with a group of intriguing old foxes for a long time, it is really a little unaccustomed and novelty to face a cub like Kakashi who is bluffing?

"Well, maybe your father didn't tell you that I have a bad temper." As soon as the tone fell, Osamu Dazai exerted a slight force on his calf, and kicked him to the ground before Kakashi could react, "Seriously , I still prefer stick education when it comes to teaching children.”

Follow Kakashi's side to read as Anbu ninja who supervises writing protection:! !Longevity, Sandaime, this is the first day of domestic violence! !

Without giving Kakashi a chance to get up from the ground, Osamu Dazai stepped on him directly, bent over in an extremely insulting posture, his kite-colored eyes narrowed slightly, "Kakashi, show such a look to your elders!" That's not what a good boy should do~"

"You bastard!"

"Shh."

Osamu Dazai put his hand to his lips with a serene expression, just like a nobleman enjoying the beauty of early cherry blossoms under the service of his servants.But he crushed hard on the soles of his feet, and Kakashi's screaming expression instantly distorted, and the suffocating feeling of oppressed internal organs made him curl up in pain.Tell the child to be quiet.

"Cough." Coughed twice, "Kakashi, your voice is too harsh."

He felt his eardrums were about to burst.

"Master Dazai, your ears are bleeding!!"

But in fact, this is not an illusion of Osamu Dazai. Under Foxosuke's high-pitched voice, Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand to cover his ears belatedly. After feeling the stickiness under his hand, he frowned, "Xiaoqi, you are too noisy."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! " tightly covered his slender mouth, dare not speak again.

Not only Kakashi was dumbfounded, but even Anbu, who thought he was well-informed, was dumbfounded.

They had only heard that Osamu Dazai's health was poor, but they didn't expect it to be so bad that his eardrums would burst if he raised his voice.

It's amazing.

Under the slightly flustered eyes of the child, Osamu Dazai casually flicked the blood from his palm, and caring about this small injury, he picked up the white tooth knife and threw it beside Kakashi, "Since you said you committed suicide Father is a coward, if you dare to commit suicide like him, how about I admit that you are better than him?"

Kakashi was stunned, he was trembling like an angry little beast, he wanted to yell, but his peripheral vision was sweeping over Dazai Osamu's bleeding earlobe, like an inflated balloon being caught by a sharp needle Piercing, the whole body was vented, "I didn't destroy the mission, why did I commit suicide?"

"Tsk." Tsk tongue lightly, Mr. Dazai never thought that Kakashi would be able to go around the bend under such rage.

Kakashi: I always feel that this man's expression is a bit regretful, maybe it's not my illusion, right?

Osamu Dazai curled his lips, lifted his foot off Kakashi, and motioned him to follow.Foxosuke, who was held in Dazai's arms, tilted his head, staring closely at the blood bead beside Dazai's earlobe, always feeling that something was wrong.

"Xiaoqi, you can drink."

"!!"

"Is it really possible, Dazai-sama?" Dazai Osamu's blood full of spiritual power is a great tonic for shikigami like Foxnosuke.

After getting an affirmative answer, Foxnosuke took a sip carefully, and was very self-aware and stopped drinking too much. With its ability, it would be nice to be able to absorb the energy in that small drop of blood. The government sent No. [-] here.

Even so, after it swallowed the blood, the whole fox became dizzy, as if drunk, with two blushes on its face.

This seemingly ordinary hut was actually enchanted by Osamu Dazai early in the morning, so after the two shadows followed silently, they started to circle around in a weird way.

But in the blink of an eye, the two had disappeared.

At this time, the shadows naturally reacted.Because of his carelessness, he would even lose a doctor who is powerless!

The two didn't care about other things, and immediately went to the third generation to plead guilty.

The third generation is not surprised after hearing this, after all, he is a young master from Daming City, it is impossible that Daming will not give him some means to save his life.

He suppressed the anxiety and guilt in his heart, and calmly canceled the mission.

No matter how aggressive Dazai's methods are, at least he won't harm Kakashi, right?

probably.

Yes, Mr. Dazai will not harm the only flesh and blood left by his friend, but he can cheat.

At the cost of a drop of blood, he reached a consensus with Fox Nosuke (crossed out) on the way here (crossed out).

After successfully throwing off Anbu, he took Kakashi to the depths of the woods and motioned Kakashi to pick up the White Fang Sword.

The iris-colored eyes are like a lover's kiss, delicate and lingering, "Kakashi, pick up the sword and compete with me."

"Huh?" It was obvious that the leap was too large, so that Kakashi couldn't react for a while.

Dazai Osamu explained patiently, "The person you despise is Konoha's Shirato, my old friend Hatake Sakumo, let me see if your strength has reached his height, and you can take it for granted that Say Hatake Sakumo is a coward."

As soon as Osamu Dazai finished speaking, Kakashi was keenly aware of the faint killing intent coming from behind him. He had no time to refute Osamu Dazai's words. His excellent fighting talent allowed him to instantly raise the white tooth sword and make a correct judgment.

The white-haired and freckled boy who appeared at unknown time attacked him with a short knife.

If his blocking time was one second later, the sharp short knife in the young man's hand would have pierced straight into his heart!

Even if he missed a hit, the white-haired boy would not bother to fight, he dodged and hid in the woods, looking for an opening, and attacked again.

Just being on guard had already exhausted Kakashi, and with the exhaustion of his physical strength, more and more places were injured on his body.

"Hey, Xiao Qi, are you sure it's okay to let Tui Jiang come?"

"Of course, Dazai-sama, what is projected below is only the strength of the five tigers retreating at about level 40, which is perfect for teaching!" It is professional in this respect!

"I see." Hearing what it said, Dazai felt relieved.

At the moment when the two of them communicated, the winner was already divided.

Even if Kakashi has an excellent combat talent, it is a pity that in the deep forest, the world of short knives has always been.

At the moment when Kakashi was exhausted, the Five Tigers seized the opportunity and knocked Kakashi's right hand in the seal position with one hand, and stabbed Kakashi's throat straight with the short knife.

he will die!Kakashi felt the biting murderous aura on the blade of the dagger, and came to this conclusion calmly.

But the strange thing is that after accepting this fact, he didn't have any fear deep in his heart, but was surprisingly calm.

Then he heard his titular guardian, Osamu Dazai clap his hands, "Hey, call it a day."

Immediately, the dagger that was originally lying across his neck was retracted, and the young man called Tui by Dazai immediately turned into a scroll, which was carefully picked up by Osamu Dazai, rolled up and put into his arms.

But Kakashi didn't have any energy to think about these anymore.

He had never been so close to death, and at the last moment of death, Kakashi thought of his father.

It turns out that this is all the burden of the man known as Konoha's White Fang.

Every mission is a life-and-death fight.

It was just a failure of a mission, and the villagers easily erased all his deeds and added the greatest malice.

His father had endured so much blame alone in a place he didn't know.The blame was so heavy that it crushed Konoha Baiya's straight spine, and made him finally choose to give up everything and die in humiliation.

Tears rolled silently down Kakashi's face.

Osamu Dazai thoughtfully passed a square scarf over his face, "Look at Kakashi, this is a human being."

"They look up to the strong, but they are jealous of the strong. In the end, they are swallowed by jealousy. As long as they catch a little flaw in the strong, they will do their best to destroy the strong."

"Kakashi, become an existence beyond your father, and don't be afraid of any gossip."

"I don't make any comments on your father's affairs, but there is one thing you must know. Everything your father does is for you."

Kakashi finally couldn't help it, and finally rushed into Dazai's arms, hugged Dazai with a wow, and burst into tears.

then……

Crying so hard that the red-eyed Kakashi dragged his titular guardian home with the help of Fox.

Yes, you read that right, it was Kakashi who dragged Dazai home.

Because, the moment Kakashi threw himself into Dazai Osamu's arms, the huge impact had already caused Dazai Osamu's fragile internal organs to bleed profusely. After spitting out a mouthful of blood, Dazai Osamu passed out under Kakashi's panicked eyes.

Foxnosuke on the side:! !

It finally remembered what it forgot!According to the experience summed up by the predecessors, because he is rejected by the consciousness of this world, it is not bad for the Lord God Judge to be physically weak, but every 60 years there will be a big outbreak, and the whole person will be weak to the extreme, becoming that kind of Porcelain dolls that shatter when touched.

Kakashi, who was forcibly touched, experienced the initial panic, and took him to the medical department with difficulty under the command of Honosuke.

Looking at the red light in the emergency room, Kakashi began to doubt for the first time, as far as Dazai's physical fitness, can he really survive until he grows up safely?

Facts have proved that Kakashi's worries are a bit unnecessary.

Because during the rescue process, Osamu Dazai woke up.

Ignoring the shocked gazes of the doctors and the noisy dissuasion, he unplugged all the instruments on his body, looked at the marks on his body that were about to be cut with a gloomy face, ignored the exclamation of the medical staff, He got up from the operating table, casually put on a white coat, and came out of the emergency room.

Out.

coming.

The.

A large group of crying doctors followed behind.

"Master Dazai, don't be self-willed, okay? If you are sick, you must be treated."

"So I should lie on the operating table and let you cut and experiment?"

Dazai's rhetorical question made the doctors feel a little guilty and dared not speak. To be reasonable, who wouldn't want to study this special condition.

Everyone is a doctor, what's wrong with a little research spirit?

"Not much, I just think this is the deepest time Konoha-doctor Ninja has been hacked." Saying that, he pulled Kakashi and strode away from the medical department.

I don't want to look back at the regretful expressions of the group of doctors and ninjas.

If I had known that I wouldn't wait for everyone, I should have done it first!What a chance!It just disappeared.