[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

No one knew where the corpse that really belonged to Yoshida Shoyo went. When Yinshi mentioned this issue, Yoshida Shoyang smiled and rubbed the silver hair of his growing disciple just like he did many years ago.

"What, Yinsang, I have grown up, Mr. Songyang, you use this trick whenever you encounter a question that you don't want to answer, won't your conscience hurt?"

"Of course not, Gintoki." Yoshida Matsuyo looked at his disciple and replied, "Gintoki, it's okay. If you want to cry, you can cry. The teacher didn't mean to blame you."

In the few days after Songyang's resurrection, he was keenly aware of Yinshi's avoidance of him, and finally on this day, he spoke his heart to his disciples.

"The teacher is very glad that you made the most correct judgment at that time."

With Gintoki's expression on the verge of crying, the man with long light brown hair comforted softly, "Teacher is proud of you for being able to stand up for Gintoki who stood up to protect Gui and Jinsuke under such circumstances."

"What?" The young man called White Yasha who was feared by the heavenly people on the battlefield finally lowered his head under the soft comfort of the teacher, and said in a low voice, "It's really a foul, Mr. Songyang."

"Okay, Gui and Jin Zhu come in together, the teacher has something to tell you."

"Chuya, can it be said that all bosses with brown hair are a common setting in every world?" Mr. Dazai, who saw this scene in the corridor, expressed his feelings.

"what?"

Suddenly interested, Osamu Dazai propped himself up and gave an example, "Think about it, Captain Aizen in the world of souls has brown hair, and the character design in the early stage is still a well-known good guy from the Gotei Shisanban."

"So?" After taking a bite of the snow-white glutinous rice dumpling-like strawberry Daifuku, Zhongyuan Zhong also narrowed his eyes in satisfaction, and gave a vague look to the man beside him.

"Look at Yoshida Matsuyo, he also has brown hair~ It's not like you haven't seen the dangerous eyes of that guy named Xu after he resurrected from that corpse~"

Suddenly approaching and zooming in front of Nakahara Nakaya was Dazai Osamu's face favored by the gods. Under his slightly puzzled eyes, Dazai Osamu smiled, and stretched out his hand to wipe the corner of his mouth with a smile.

"Chuya is really a gluttonous child, even Daifuku is full of mouthfuls~" He stuck out his tongue and licked his index finger ambiguously, "Oh, strawberry Daifuku is really delicious~"

"You bastard!" Just like Huo Shaoyun, Nakahara Nakaya faced Dazai's naked teasing, opened his jaw forcefully with one hand, and quickly stuffed the Strawberry Daifuku in his hand into his mouth, "Since you like to eat, then you can taste it slowly here!"

Completely ignoring the mackerel who choked on his back and couldn't breathe, causing his cheeks to turn red.

Gui Xiaotaro, who was asked by Mr. Songyang to bring some snacks into the house, held the food tray in one hand and watched the scene not far away.

Seeing Dazai still smiling like a triumphant fox even after being treated so rudely, Gui would really like to run over and have a chat with Dazai-san if he didn’t have such an important mission in his hands His views on S/M, man/wife abuse.

These days, there are really not many colleagues who share the same ideals as him.

After Yoshida Shoyo called his three disciples together, he felt a little helpless when he noticed the undercurrent among the three disciples. He waved to Takasugi who had the most reaction.

"Jin Zhu, you can't, the teacher is fine."

"But, I killed you." Before Takasugi could answer, Gintoki spoke again.

Yoshida Matsuyo paused while holding the teacup, and before he could explain, the closed door was pulled open forcefully, and Osamu Dazai strode in under the shocked eyes of the three of Gintoki, "You killed him!" ?”

As if he had heard some interesting speech, Dazai went to the front seat and sat down cross-legged as if no one else was around. He chuckled and said, "Do you know how many years I have known your teacher?"

Under the puzzled eyes of the three, he said viciously, "It's the Heian era."

"!!" It was Gintoki and Takasugi who were shocked.

"Is it true, as Gintoki said, Dazai-san, are you the legendary vixen who relies on sucking men's energy to maintain youth?" Gui looked at the head of the Dazai in disbelief as if someone had reshaped his three views, "So what do you say?" , when you met Master Songyang because you also wanted to absorb the spirit of Master Songyang?"

"The innocence of Teacher Songyang!!"

Swish two wooden knives across Gui's neck, "Shut up, Gui."

"Teacher Songyang, this man is joking, right?"

"No, Jinsuke, just like Dazai said, I'm not a human being at all."

After the teacher personally admitted this fact, even Gui, who was a natural attribute, kept his mouth shut. They were all stunned by this accident.

#Seek help, the teacher who has loved for many years suddenly said that he is not a human being#

"Is Teacher Songyang a celestial being?" After a long time, it was Yin Shi who was the most out-of-the-ordinary who came back to his senses first, "Isn't there such a celestial being with strange attributes these days?"

"No." Osamu Dazai smiled, "The appearance of the Celestial Beings is only a matter of the past few decades. The earth was not discovered by the Celestial Beings in the Heian Era."

"What on earth do you mean?" Takasugi Shinsuke frowned, and his sharp eyes swept towards the mysterious Dazai Osamu. As long as the man didn't say a word, the knife in his hand would be revealed.

Anyone who insults his master deserves to die!Even if this man is the benefactor who saved Teacher Songyang.

"Well." Mr. Dazai didn't care or was used to being confronted by someone's blade, he swung the blade facing him away with his bare hands, completely ignoring the blood on his tender palm.

He spread his hands calmly, and chuckled under the puzzled eyes of the three of Yinshi, "Then let me show you the 'miracle'."

Such a deep cut was restored in the blink of an eye.Even the night rabbits who are known as the strongest in the universe have never been so exaggerated in their healing ability.

Hearing is believing, seeing is believing, after such an unscientific precedent, when Teacher Songyang told them that he was actually a mutant of Alfana, they felt a sense of happiness after the dust had settled.

To be honest, there is at least a little scientific basis for the existence of the Alfana variant.

The requirements really cannot be lower.

When he learned that the current Yoshida Shoyo had lost that ability and became like an ordinary person, born, old, sick, and dying, and would never live forever, Gintoki heaved a sigh of relief.

He judges others by himself, if Yinsang has to say goodbye to relatives and friends around him and move on alone because of this ability, he will go crazy.

"However, speaking of it, I saw Xu-chan~" Dazai sighed, "Time is really a butcher's knife, Xu-chan was so cute in the past~ But now..."

Recalling the black feathered crow mask in his impression and the man with an ominous appearance around him, Mr. Dazai really doesn't understand how Xu-chan was able to get that boss equipment after he was resurrected.

It's so hard, this question.

Under the puzzled gazes of his disciples, Yoshida Shoyo conveyed the friendship of the only outsider present, "Dazai-san, I think the next conversation..."

"Oh, oh, Songyang Sang is really, I am so sad about crossing the river and demolishing bridges~"

"Do you want to invite Nakahara-san to talk about the story about Mr. Monster and the poor boy?"

"!!" Like a cat whose tail was stepped on, Osamu Dazai widened his long and narrow eyes, looked at the man threatening him in disbelief, and rushed out the door angrily.

The world is cold, people's hearts are not old, only that little black slug can warm him up.

After finding that familiar figure, Osamu Dazai frowned slightly when he saw Nakaya falling into a deep sleep again. Although he knew that many big monsters would be accompanied by lethargy symptoms when they entered adulthood, Nakaya was also in this state. It's too worrying.

But it doesn't matter, isn't there him?

Thinking about it this way, Mr. Dazai felt that he couldn't be better, and he was so touched by his good friend in Yokohama~

Carefully lifting Zhongya who was sleeping soundly under the cherry tree, the boy opened his eyes in a daze, and after seeing a familiar face, he muttered, "What, it's you, Dazai."

"Well, it's me Chuya, don't worry about sleeping."

Under Dazai's coaxing voice, Nakahara Nakaya struggled twice, gave up resisting the sleepy god, and fell into a dark and sweet dreamland again.

It has to be said that Nakaya, who has fallen into the most important mature period of the big monster, always has an inexplicable contrast in these aspects.

It's like a black panther who is domineering and ignored by everyone on weekdays. In this case, it will reveal its soft belly and stretch its soft waist in front of you unsuspectingly.

It's like killing the invisible cat control.

Rubbing his swollen orange hair, even knowing that the boy had fallen into a deep sleep, he still couldn't restrain the joy in his heart, and began to ramble.

"I heard from Kagura-chan that they are coming to Earth, and I don't know if my sister will like this house."

Yes, this mansion with three entrances and three exits in the center of Edo, where every inch of land is expensive, is actually owned by Mr. Dazai.

Incredible, right?

However, as the only expatriate employee of the government of the time, if there are no such small benefits, he feels that this kind of rubbish government takes jujube pills.

The strangeness of the servants when the first day comes is also because all the servants working in this house are actually shikigami.

There is no even, the kind that will only execute the simplest commands.

However, in order to please Chuya's natal family, Mr. Dazai generously transferred this kind of house to Kagura!

Although I think it is unlikely, but, to be honest, Mr. Dazai has a faint intuition that in the near future, according to the urtic nature of things like fate, maybe the three sisters of Chuya will meet once.

That picture is so beautiful that Mr. Dazai has refused to imagine it so far.

Just when he was lost in thought, something happened suddenly!

Behind Zhongye Zhongye, the twisted and bottomless black hole seemed to tear apart the entire space. Like a monster, it opened its bloody mouth, "Zhongye!"

He was obviously by his side, but it was still a step too late. It was the first time that Osamu Dazai hated his physical skills so much, and was immediately swallowed by the black hole.

The breeze blew past, as if the boy in the black windbreaker who had just taken a peaceful afternoon nap under the cherry tree was just a phantom.

Before falling into a coma again, Mr. Dazai had an intuition in his heart that this time, it seemed that he really lost his little man.