[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

After Osamu Dazai repeatedly stated that he was a pacifist and hated fighting and killing, Kamui looked at the very weak man with extreme contempt.

"Does Kagura-chan want to watch the boring muscle collision of a group of uncles?"

"What is that Aru? Muscle collision? Can you eat it?"

"Cut." Kamui forcefully pulled Kagura's little head that was chattering and curiously asking non-stop, "I remember there is a delicious ramen restaurant here, do you want Kagura to eat?"

"want!"

The attention of children is actually easily diverted, especially the cubs who are growing up.

There is no problem that a bowl of ramen can't solve. If there is, please add a bucket of rice.

After eating and drinking, Kagura yawned one after another, the little loli with her bun was rubbing her eyes in a state of exhaustion, and finally fell into a deep sleep on her brother's immature shoulders.

On the way back, Shenwei asked curiously with a sweet burden on his back, "Auntie, how did you and uncle meet?"

No matter how you look at these two people will be together, there is a strong sense of disobedience.

But Mr. Dazai is very happy, he is very satisfied with the title of aunt.The port mafia has always pursued pragmatism. As long as the benefits are realized, Mr. Dazai doesn't really care about the title.

He tilted his head and thought for a while, "Because of saving your life, you should repay it with your body~"

Under the suspicious eyes of the young man, Osamu Dazai straightened his expression and said seriously, "Probably because Chu is also the only one who can explore the mystery of death with me."

"what?"

You said that I can accept the [-] cooking methods of the crab of life, but what is the mystery of death?

At this moment, Mr. Dazai subconsciously forgot Xu-chan who accompanied him to die in love far away on the earth.

It was just an accident in the long river of his life, and it couldn't be taken seriously.

Men, there are always times when you are young and ignorant #dog#

The mature and good man patted the fur of the orange-haired rabbit that hadn't grown yet, and said with the mentality of someone who has experienced it, "You are still young, this kind of thing is too complicated for you."

By the way, he licked the magical dumb hair on his head, and then quickly backed away, avoiding a heart-throwing claw from a certain dark-hearted Yetu.

The blow was not heavy, Kamui calmly withdrew his hand, gently coaxed Kagura who was faintly waking up due to a series of changes, ignored Dazai, and returned along the same way he came.

After walking all the way, standing on the familiar dilapidated path, Shenwei turned his head, "Can I go in?"

Mr. Dazai was taken aback, he is such a sensitive little brat, "Of course."

At this time, Chuya should have settled everything, but Dazai Osamu's kite-colored eyes flashed with interest, and he reminded, "Young man, don't be surprised when you go in later."

"what?"

Unknown Kamui pushed the door open, and then!

"How is this going!"

The dark blue eyes were gradually filled with tyranny and killing, and ominous scarlet climbed up the eyeballs, and the reason for the boy's rage was the lifeless mother's body lying on the bed.

He grabbed Dazai beside him, "Is this the method you found?"

"Well, young man, you need to know that no treatment method can guarantee perfection." Mr. Dazai, who was bluish-faced due to lack of oxygen, could feel the extreme loss of oxygen in his lungs without saying a word.

"I kill you!"

Shenwei perfectly inherited Jianghua's exquisite facial features. Because of Yetu's special habit of not seeing the sun all year round, his skin was fair and delicate without a single pore.

"Kill me?" Osamu Dazai smiled. After hearing the threat of Kamui's fury, he smiled slowly, and gave up all the struggle in an instant, and nodded calmly, "Yes."

"Wow!"

This is Kagura who woke up in her sleep and was startled to howl by a series of accidents. She just woke up from her sleep, and she didn't know why her brother turned into the previous look that no one cared about.

She only felt aggrieved, and then, crying and opening her hands, she ran straight past Shenwei who seemed a little helpless because of her sister's crying, "Mommy, brother idiot is bullying again!"

As the youngest Kagura in the family, she is the most beloved little princess by Mommy!

She really didn't want to be too proficient in telling the parents or something.

Once again, Kamui, whose sensitive and delicate nerves were stimulated, was about to reprimand Kagura for his cowardly behavior when he heard his mother's familiar voice.

"Really? How about punishing brother not to eat tonight?"

"Hmm..." Little Loli raised her head and thought for a while, before pleading, "It would be too pitiful if he couldn't have dinner, so he should only be allowed to eat half a bucket of rice."

It can be said that it is very reasonable.

"Then do as Kagura-chan tells you."

The scarlet in Kamui's eyes disappeared, and he threw away the Dazai in his hand in a daze, and turned his head in disbelief. His mother, standing at the sun gate, stretched out her arms to him, and looked at him lovingly, "Kamui, Don't you want to give Mommy a hug?"

When the family of three was happily reuniting, the only outsider, Mr. Dazai, quietly went out.

He came to the corner of the courtyard, and sure enough, he saw his little slug.

"Zhongye must have seen someone being bullied just now, right? Why didn't you come to save me? Sure enough, Zhongye, you are tired of seeing me, and you want to change someone?"

A resentful woman in a deep house.

"Didn't I, Dazai, tell you to watch less Olympiad dramas?"

Zhong Yuanzhong, whose water chestnut was gradually opening, also frowned. He leaned lazily on the fence of the courtyard, "You want to watch a show, right?"

After Zhongyuan Zhong also brought Yikuowan back, and explained all the matters that need attention, he used the soul-leaving stone to take Jiang Hua's soul out of the poisonous body, and then stuffed it into Yikuowan. .

In other words, when Kamui opened the door and saw the lifeless mother lying on the bed, she was just an empty shell.

"That's what you deserve."

"You are so ruthless! Look at the bruises on his neck!" Mr. Dazai pulled down his collar, and he must file a complaint!He is also a man with a backstage, okay?

"Tch." Chuya Nakahara spit out a chuckle of unknown meaning from his throat, and he kindly reminded, "Dazai, where are the bruises you mentioned?"

The exquisite Adam's apple slid up and down with the man's words, Dazai Osamu's kite-colored eyes flashed a little dark, it was really terrible.

In order to cover up his gaffe, and harboring some malicious fantasies, Osamu Dazai pulled his collar even lower, even revealing his delicate collarbone, with pink nails across, "On this section, you must You can also blow it to be good~"

"whispering sound."

Zhongyuan Zhong also hooked his hands, motioning him to look at the reflection in the pool.

then……

Careless, this damn self-healing ability.

If he had known earlier, he should have made the Shenwei boy completely lose his mind, so Zhong, who loves the cub like this, would definitely let him come to hug and hold him high with guilt.

Until the time of dinner, Mr. Dazai couldn't recover from the blow, so that he looked at the dumb-haired boy with extremely resentful eyes.

"You said why didn't you pinch harder then?"

Kamui: "..."

I suspect you're out of your mind, really.

Facing Jianghua's gracious hospitality after he recovered, Osamu Dazai's mouth twitched to see that even the youngest Kagura was holding a bucket half a head taller than himself, eating rice happily.

He turned his head stiffly, and saw that in front of him was said to be the smallest rice bowl in the family. Mr. Dazai felt that maybe the Yetu tribe had misunderstood the bowl.

Or, they simply can't tell the difference between a bowl and a basin?

Seeing that Osamu Dazai hadn't raised his rice bowl for a long time, Kagami put down the wooden spoon in her hand, ran up to Osamu Dazai, straightened her face, and very solemnly put away the extremely rare and extremely scarce food that she had been cherishing and was reluctant to eat. Taking the candy out of his pocket, he handed it to Dazai with a childish but extremely solemn voice.

"Thank you and uncle for saving Mommy."

The few people present were startled for a moment, and then showed warm smiles.

Even Shenwei, who realized that he had been tricked, couldn't help but put a smile on his face in this long-lost family warmth scene.

Then, in the next second, Kamui's rarely relaxed expression cracked.

He heard his sister turn to Nakahara Chuya, and said with a serious face, "Little uncle, wait for Kagura for a few more years, and when Kagura grows up, I will marry you and repay your kindness for saving Mommy. "

Because of these words, Kamui was about to explode.

With a stiff face, he asked word by word, "Who taught you Kagura?"

"Ah? Didn't Uncle Dazai say that you should repay your life for saving your life. Mommy is already married to Dabi, and the only girl in the family is me, Kagura."

It can be said that the reasons are very convincing.

"Too! Zai! Ji! What have you taught Kagura!"

"No, Chuya, listen to my explanation!"

"Really? Dazai 'Aunt', I really hope you can explain it to me."

Facing the menacing Nakahara Chuya and Kamui, Mr. Dazai instinctively felt a stomach ache.

After being ruthlessly thrown out of the house again, Osamu Dazai looked at the happy family of four. He took a sip of the bitter wine in his hand in a muffled voice, and handed it to a certain bald-haired uncle who was also curled up in the corner, "You come too Order."

"Thank you brother."

"I said brother."

"What?" Xinghai Fangzhu, who finally warmed up after taking a sip of strong wine, raised his head and asked.

Osamu Dazai pointed to the frolicking siblings, helpless mother and petite father in the brightly lit place, and he said dully, "Have you really not felt that little green on your head recently?"

"how about you?"

"..."

"..."

Looking at each other speechlessly, "Let's not talk about brother, let's not get drunk tonight!"

"Don't get drunk, don't go home!"