[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

Ye frowned subconsciously, her sharp eyes turned to Dazai who suddenly started rambling, and said dully, "Brother Dazai, you still have a chance to stop at this time."

In short, it's just one sentence, please don't make trouble, you scumbag, go home and take medicine with Captain Fuzhu.

However, Dazai was not ready to appreciate her kindness.

He continued to introduce rather distressed, "I've said it before, Zhongye is a shy, irritable and possessive child. Why don't you believe me?"

"..."

"Dazai, all your Zanpakutō have been arrested, what else can you do?"

"Oh, is Byakuya trying to persuade me to turn back?" The young man looked at Kuchiki Byzai with a more serious face than before, with a cheerful tone, "But, who said that there are only Sankayue and Yaken here? Zanpakuto?"

"what!"

Everyone present, except for the young traveler who was still in a state of distress, after these words were spoken, the atmosphere in Bipolar Hill dropped to freezing point.

The man named Osamu Dazai seemed to hold an invisible sword in his hand.

"卍解——Let's be filthy in sorrow, Zhongye."

Before Kuchiki Rukia could react, a dose of black ball rushed straight at the girl, too fast!too close!Kurosaki Ichigo couldn't even see how this devastating blow was launched, he could only watch from a distance as the blow went straight to the girl's heart.

At this moment, the short-haired boy once again realized his insignificance.

At the moment when the tragedy happened, a white figure appeared in front of Rukia in an instant, forcibly giving her an unstoppable blow to the crotch, and the smoke was lingering.

"Brother!"

Lucia raised her head in disbelief and looked at the man she was familiar with before her. His face was still cold and indifferent, but... the blood oozing from the man's chest told Lucia that what happened just now was not what she intended.

Kuchiki Rukia suddenly understood Osamu Dazai's evaluation of his elder brother.

Her elder brother, it's not indifference to her, it's just that this clumsy man is guarding his growth in his own way.

Kuchiki Byakuya spat out a mouthful of blood. The serious wound on his body made him unable to protect Rukia. He pulled Rukia behind him with trembling hands, and looked warily at the humanoid monster that slowly walked out of the dissipating smoke.

It was a ferocious beast covered in mottled scarlet demon patterns, without any reason, it only knew that it had killed for a living and died for killing.

In the next moment, the ground collapsed, and all the gods of death present were unable to move under the pressure of great gravity. Except for the vice-captain and the captains, they could only prostrate on the ground and look helplessly at Dazai who came out of the ashes, and behind him. That petite figure.

"Why?" Kuchiki Byakuya struggled to hold on, with a trace of blood spilling from the corner of his mouth.

"Huh?" Osamu Dazai really didn't expect this time to come. Byakuya Kuchiki was not thinking of killing him, a crispy magician who has been focusing on melee combat for 30 years, in one blow, but asked for an explanation.

Although Mr. Nakahara is in a [dirty] state, thanks to the deepest connection between him and Dazai, even if he loses all his senses, years of tacit understanding and recognition of Dazai's smell make him subconsciously obey some simple commands .

"Captain Aizen, may I say something?"

"Of course, Dazai-san, we still have plenty of time." Aizen, who successfully escaped from the chaos just now, smiled like an ordinary good-natured person.

"As you can see, Bai Zai, as early as 200 years ago, after I narrowly escaped from that land of death, I have always harbored a beast in my heart."

Although I don't know why Aizen emphasized the matter of time to him, Mr. Dazai secretly hooked Nakahara Chuya's palm, and the special ability [Disqualification in the World] was activated.

He was very distressed by Zhong Ye's misery every time after exhaustion.

"Answer!" Byakuya Kuchiki supported himself up with Senbon Sakura, his face was as cold as ice, and even the brows were filled with a bit of coldness. Obviously, he was not satisfied with this answer.

Nakahara Chuya, who gradually regained his sanity, the scarlet in his blue eyes dissipated, and the first scene he saw after regaining his sanity was this annual drama in which an infatuated woman beats a scumbag for an explanation.

Oh wow.

"Tsk, don't you think you know him?" Nakahara Chuya said mockingly, "Do you know how much blood this man's hands are stained with?"

Osamu Dazai smiled, "That's right, just like Chuya said, Byakuya, have you understood me?"

He straightened his slightly messy tie, "Although I get along well with you all, all of this is—too boring."

As if solid black mud poured out from Dazai Osamu's kite-colored eyes, his tone was obviously as gentle as usual, but it made everyone present feel terrified.

When human beings face aliens, they will instinctively reject those aliens.

A sense of repulsion came over the surface.

"It turned out to be like this." Byakuya Kuchiki slowly drew his sword.

And at this moment, countless beams of light were cast from the sky, and Aizen, who had been silent since just now, stopped the imminent war. He gently reminded, "Dazai-san, the time is up."

He took off the black-rimmed glasses used for camouflage, and pushed his hair back. At this moment, he tore off all the camouflage on his body, and his temperament changed drastically, declaring, "From now on, I will immediately in heaven."

Daxu's anti-membrane is equivalent to the most perfect enchantment. From this moment, all attacks are ineffective against them.

Sankaiyue and Yaoken, who were escorted in the death god, also gradually transformed into spirit sons with Dazai's ascension into the sky, and returned to their original appearance, hanging on his waist.

After taking off, looking down at the regretful faces of the captains below, Nakahara Chuya asked, "Why are you happy, Dazai?"

"Of course, Chuya~" He put his arms around his slender waist, maybe because Chuya ate so much milk-flavored biscuits recently, Dazai leaned lightly on his shoulder, and smelled the soft milk fragrant.

Perhaps because he was very satisfied with getting out of that powerless state, it was the first time in Zhongyuan that he didn't care too much about a certain mackerel's reckless behavior.

He is very satisfied with the feeling of his own materialization. To be honest, even if he can materialize in the soul world, the feeling that he cannot be more than 300 meters away from Dazai is really terrible.

As early as Aizen took out the collapsed jade, Osamu Dazai's final mission was completed.After he handed over the two pieces of information he had collected to Gaia.

In a very social way, he paid the money with one hand and delivered the goods with the other hand, and returned to Luoyang.

Before he left, Gaia stopped him, "Osamu Dazai, I have prepared a big gift for you."

"??"

Without giving Dazai a chance to respond to everyone, Gaia directly kicked the man out of the depths of Xingyue World in a smooth manner towards this man who took advantage of the fire.

It can be said to be very ruthless.

Osamu Dazai and Nakahara, who suddenly appeared on the desolate street, did not attract too much attention from the surrounding pedestrians.

Except, "Hey, you look strong, want to fight me?"

The orange-red dumb-haired kid in a black outfit, holding a big red umbrella that didn't match him, smiled and sent out invitations.

"Oh?" The immature but full of murderous voice made Mr. Zhongyuan look up and look at the child in front of him.

The neatly combed hair, white washed clothes and gentle and polite attitude all show that this little rabbit has a good family education.

But... "Sorry I refuse."

"really?"

After Chuya Nakahara said his refusal, the boy put away his umbrella, and without hesitation attacked Dazai who looked weaker beside him!

"Ding Dong!" With a sound, Zhong Yuanzhong stopped the unstoppable blow with only the strength of his wrist, and then fell over his shoulder in a numbness.

Victory and defeat.

"Hey kid, which family are you from?"

"I found Alu! Brother, you are fighting everywhere again! Kagura is going to go back and tell Mommy!" The girl in red cheongsam with two buns ran over, looking at her brother who had fallen into the muddy rainwater and shouted yelled.

Mr. Zhongyuan clearly felt that the murderous intent on the boy who fell on the ground had completely dissipated when the girl with the head of a small radish came here, and even gave him a threatening look.

What a nasty kid.

May I ask who wouldn't like a sweet, soft and tiny loli.

Even though his whole body is imposing, he inexplicably has a natural affinity for children, after Mr. Zhong Yuan contributed all the snacks he had on him.

Kagura's blue eyes were shining, she looked at him brightly, and sold her idiot brother upside down.

"Brother, let me tell you, my idiot brother is going to be a civil servant in the future!"

"Who wants to do such a dull job!"

"Idiot Kamui, you have the ability to tell Mommy this!"

"whispering sound."

Seeing the fight between the two brothers and sisters, Zhong Yuanzhong also laughed out loud, but, "Civil servant? What a good position."

"Right, right!" Kagura writhed in Nakiya's arms with support, and she shouted excitedly, "Mummy said, let the idiot brother take the exam when he gets older, I heard The rice on Earth is super delicious, so that’s where I chose my first career!”

"Is there no problem? I remember that on the earth, it seems that the written test results are very important?" Zhongyuan Zhong also secretly looked at Shenwei who was like a wolf cub. To be honest, he didn't think that the boy was a learning material!

Unexpectedly, Kagura was not worried at all, and patted his chest proudly, "No problem, Mommy said that our uncle still has a piece of property on Earth, Aru! It's just... um, go through the back door!"

"is it?"

Mr. Zhongyuan suppressed the sense of disobedience in his heart. He always felt that this kind of dialogue was really becoming more and more familiar.

But...but I can't think of anything.

Until, "Zhongye QWQ~ I didn't expect you to even have a cub? She hasn't been married by you yet, so she's going to be a stepmother!!"

"Shut up, Dazai!"