[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

Taking time, Osamu Dazai returned to Soul Soul Realm.After distributing the gifts brought back to acquainted friends one by one.

He brought a lipstick set that was said to be the favorite of thousands of girls, and came to the fifth team humming a song.

"Oh, this is really a rare visitor. Dazai-san will come to the [-]th team as a guest? You and Captain Aizen have a really good relationship~" But I met Ichimaru Gin who was a guest of the [-]th team by chance, and he has grown up The silver-haired young man seemed to be the genius boy who graduated from the academy in just one year, sitting under the persimmon tree of the fifth team, picking up a persimmon and looking at Dazai.

"Isn't Captain Ichimaru here?" Osamu Dazai smiled, and comforted under Momo Hinamori's nervous eyes, "It's really hard work, Hinamori-chan, to be able to entertain Captain Ichimaru patiently even when Captain Aizen is away. .”

"No, you're joking." The pretty girl replied a little nervously.

"This is for you~" Pushing out the gift box in his hand, Osamu Dazai said when the girl was about to refuse, "Young girls just want to dress up well, Captain Aizan likes vigorous creatures~ "

Because of the last sentence, Chisentao swallowed the words of refusal that had already reached her mouth, "Will Captain Aizen like it?"

"Of course, of course." Osamu Dazai patted his chest and assured, "Hinamori-chan must trust me, Captain Aizan and I are old acquaintances."

Blinking pointedly, Osamu Dazai said silently, "Come on, Hina-chan~"

Successfully got a small ripe peach.

Ichimaru Gin squinted his eyes, and said stickily, "Oh, Dazai Sanshi is still so good at getting girls' attention."

Osamu Dazai smiled and nodded, taking all these words as compliments, and said in the tone of someone who has been there, "Captain Ichimaru can't understand girls' hearts at first sight, which girl doesn't want to be able to dress up beautifully?" Woolen cloth?"

Handed out a beautifully packaged small box, "I heard that you have a childhood sweetheart, this is for you."

Looking at Osamu Dazai who got up to leave, Gin Ichimaru unconsciously played with the gift box in his hand, do girls like this kind of thing?

After the thirteen divisions went around for a while, the souvenirs that Osamu Dazai bought back shrunk significantly. In the end, only the black top hat and the legendary dog ​​that Unohana rejected with a smile were left. The most popular grapefruit-colored lipstick, and... a big box wrapped tightly.

After returning to the team building, Osamu Dazai said to Nakahara Chuya enthusiastically, "Let's have a drink with Chuya!"

"what?"

"Didn't we buy so many good wines together from this world today? Why don't you celebrate with me in advance?"

The figure of Chuya Zhongyuan gradually appeared, and he taunted, "You're just wasting my fine wine by drinking like that!"

However, he still realized that he opened a gift box and took out two red wines that did not match the antique decorations in the room. To be honest, although sake is delicious, Mr. Nakahara still prefers red wines with a strong taste.

He took out a bottle of red wine, "You deserve this kind of wine."

"Yes Yes."

Looking at Chuya Nakahara, who was leaning on the chair and swaying the goblet, Dazai walked by with a hoarse voice, and said, "Since it's a celebration, isn't it too monotonous if it's just red wine?"

"Oh?" Lazily raised his eyelids, Mr. Nakahara was slightly smoky, and a mist rose from the blue sea, "What do you want to do Dazai?"

"Chuya, do you know Tequila Ley?"

"The legendary tequila that only sells 20 bottles a year?"

"Bingo~ That's it." Osamu Dazai smiled, "Didn't I help a wealthy businessman solve a small problem in this world last time? He gave me the quota as a thank you."

Nakahara Zhongya had stopped thinking about it at this time, this is Tequila Ley, the Tequila Ley he had been coveting since the first time he saw the profile of this famous wine in a living magazine.

"Do you really have one?"

"of course."

Nakahara Nakahara looked suspiciously at Osamu Dazai with his only remaining rationality. There was always a sense of uneasiness deep in his heart, and he asked in a low voice, "Are you so kind?"

"Chuya, you are the Zanpakutō that people rely on for survival~" Osamu Dazai covered his heart in pain, feeling sad that he was misunderstood by others, he looked at the orange youth with grief, "Can't you trust me more?" Shall I give it a shot?"

"No, thank you."

It can be said to be very ruthless.

But Osamu Dazai was not shocked at all. He took out the bottle of tequila that had the word “字” displayed on the bottle itself, and filled it with Chuya Nakahara, beckoning him with a glance.

In the face of this kind of top-notch wine that is hard to come by, Nakahara Chuya's rationality completely evaporated. He didn't care about thinking about what ulterior secrets Dazai had, and everything was a paper tiger in the face of absolute force value.

Mr. Dazai seemed to simply want to celebrate with his dear little slug this time, he looked at Nakahara Chuya fiercely downing the spirits with his head tilted.Humming a song and even persuading him in a rare good mood, "Do you want another drink?"

"Of course!"

After silently counting dozens of times in his heart, Osamu Dazai called out in a low voice, "Chuya?"

Obtaining a wet puppy-like gaze, Osamu Dazai lowered his head, and lightly pecked the corner of his mouth, which was as moist as the tide with a hint of bitter wine.

Under Zhongyuan Zhongye's puzzled gaze, he explained, "You just had a bead of wine on the corner of your lips."

"Really?" Zhongyuan Zhong also stretched out his pink tongue, licked the corner of his mouth lightly without any consciousness, and announced happily as if he was done, "No more!"

"Yes, no more." Dazai Osamu's voice gradually became low, and the deepest darkness surged in his kite-colored eyes. He raised his lips and praised, "Chuya is really a good boy who loves cleanliness."

"Of course!" Then, he shook his head indiscriminately, grabbed Osamu Dazai by the collar, and said viciously, "It's not a child!"

"Yes, yes, among us we are already adults who are indomitable." Feeling the waves of tides brought by Chuya's breath, Osamu Dazai slid a finger across his soft lips ambiguously, and came to the corner of his neck At the black collar, with a vicious hook, he gently played with the delicate and small Adam's apple with his round nails, "Then the indomitable Lord Zhongyuan, do you think you should pay for the TequilaLey you just drank?"

Sensing a hint of danger keenly, he opened those blue eyes dimly, and knocked off the tightly bandaged hand, but his nostrils were full of familiar smells and bitter tequila. It made him subconsciously feel a touch of closeness.

In the midst of contradictions and entanglements, he followed the man's question and answered, "Tell me, what do you want?" The old ancestor would never be short of money if he lacked anything.

"Zhongye, I even brought you the famous wine you've been thinking of for you. Shouldn't you do something for me too? Isn't it normal to exchange at equal value?"

"Correct."

"That's great!" Dazai Osamu sincerely praised today's good luck, and unexpectedly a drunk and soft cute little slug appeared.

He strode over the scattered furniture in the house, came to the door, took out the hidden gift box, carefully opened it, and took out the little black gothic dress recommended by the shopping guide. , with a raised tone, "Zhong Ye quickly put it on!"

"What the fuck are you kidding!" Mr. Zhong Yuan refused even though he was drunk, "This is a skirt!"

"Chuya, do you dare to act or not?" Osamu Dazai said harshly, "Is that what Miss Hongye called you?"

Even if he doesn't remember, when Osamu Dazai said Momiji's name, Nakahara couldn't help shivering all over his body. His arrogance was weak, and he argued in a low voice, "But I'm a boy."

"No, Chuya, it's not ridiculous for boys to wear small skirts. Are you going to laugh at the men in Scotland?"

As we all know, the kilt is the quintessence of Scotland.

"of course not."

"That's right, Chuya." Osamu Dazai's tone softened, and he explained, "Look at men in Scotland who wear long skirts as an honor, so it's not ridiculous for men to wear skirts."

"Is this... like this?"

"of course."

Under Dazai Osamu's sincere eyes, although he felt that something was wrong, he couldn't find a reason to refute it. Nakahara Chuya tilted his head and thought for a long time, finally let go, and emphasized again and again, "At most, this is the only time!"

Osamu Dazai: Plan to pass.

After Dazai's description, the dress recommended by the shopping guide to Osamu Dazai was not complicated, which greatly increased Mr. Nakahara's acceptance.

After a while of Chuya Nakahara, 'she' was wearing a fluffy black lace loli skirt, and black silk gloves covered 'her' slender arms, but at the end of the gloves, the naked body was like white jade. Normally delicate skin color is a kind of silent temptation. The most amazing thing is the huge bow design on the waist of the black dress, which can perfectly show... the girl's soft and slender waist.

The black collar around his neck also subtly concealed his protruding Adam's apple.With exquisite facial features and delicate skin, she is exactly like a medieval aristocratic girl who emerged from the oil paintings of the last century.

Osamu Dazai stepped forward with a smile, put the delicate and simple top hat on for 'her', propped his head up and thought carefully for a while, and settled on the pale lips.Just when Zhongyuan Zhong was about to turn into anger, he clapped his hands, took out the remaining lipstick, held the girl's head carefully, and smeared the grapefruit red with his little finger.

The warm fingertips delicately traced the perfect lip shape of the 'girl', bit by bit rendering the rosy color for her over and over again.

"All right!"

Sure enough, China is also very suitable for this color.

Dazai-san sighed.

Because of the overly intimate behavior just now, Mr. Zhong Yuan, with blushing cheeks, stepped on the man on the floor, "What were you doing just now?"

Perfect didn't realize that except for two thin stockings, there was nothing covering her lower body.

"Master Dazai, just now the Kuchiki family sent someone to send a basket of hairy crabs as a thank you gift, I'll put it for you..."

"Wait, Yaken-san, you'd better not..." Go in.

How could the Chitose old knife of Ping Anjing outrun the polarized long-legged Zhengta? He failed to stop him and watched Yaoken pull the paper door open, and then... with a bang, the hairy crabs who broke free suddenly were stunned for a while. After making a circle, the ones with teeth and claws began to scatter and flee in all directions.

Looking at the orange-haired girl who turned around ignorantly, and seeing that this looked like a three-thousand-character broken car unfolding, San Riyue let out a cry of "Oh, it really scared the old man."