normal friend

Chapter 2: BBQ

On the way, Meng Weiqing reluctantly accompanied Bai Xiaojun to the pet shop to pick up the dog. It was a smoky gray mini Teddy named Dou, two years old.Because he had just finished taking a shower, Bai Xiaojun insisted on walking back with the dog in his arms.Seeing him carrying a huge backpack, holding his mobile phone in one hand and holding his dog in the other, Meng Weiqing reluctantly helped him carry the dog mat all the way.Bai Xiaojun walked in front, with Soybean's face on his shoulders, and whispered to Meng Weiqing who was watching it from behind.Meng Weiqing raised his hand and made a "click" movement, but it was not only not afraid, but bared its teeth.

Bai Xiaojun didn't know what happened, so he patted the dog's butt to comfort him, "Dou Dou, Uncle Wei will live in our house from now on, and Dad will use his rent to buy dog ​​food for you. You can't do this, it's rude."

Finally entered the door.As soon as Bai Xiaojun put down the soybean, it started barking wildly at Meng Weiqing.Meng Weiqing pretended it didn't exist, and dragged the suitcase directly into the second bedroom.Because he was going to rent out, Bai Xiaojun moved all his things out early in the morning.Meng Weiqing simply put away her clothes amidst the barking sounds and came to the living room, wanting to sit on the sofa and rest.Bai Xiaojun was already there, leaning on one armrest with his legs crossed, looking at his phone.

Meng Weiqing sat near the armrest on the other side and also took out his mobile phone.Flipping through a few messages, he heard a strange voice.He raised his head and followed the prestige, and saw the soy bean riding on Bai Xiaojun's lap.

"Your leg is always on your knees!"

"Oh, it's okay, it's through the pants." Bai Xiaojun didn't take his eyes off the phone.

Meng Weiqing felt almost blind, "Hello!"

Bai Xiaojun raised his head, "Ah? What's wrong?"

"Your soybeans...are 'sprouting'!"

"Oh, Doudou, take it back quickly."

Meng Weiqing felt me, fuck, "You don't care about it?!"

"It's all men, you have to understand, understand."

Meng Weiqing stared at Bai Xiaojun like an alien creature.

Bai Xiaojun thought for a while, "Well—it's okay, soybeans only ride on my sleeping mat and my legs. Don't worry, it won't ride on you."

Meng Weiqing took a look at the cushion she had been carrying all the way and threw it aside, stood up and rushed into the bathroom to wash her hands carefully.When he came out again, he saw that Tai Ritian, who was chasing after him fiercely just now, was resting on the dog mat with a tired look.Meng Weiqing's blood rushed to the sky, and he immediately took out his mobile phone and filled in the new address to order a washing machine.

After Bai Xiaojun flipped through his phone, he looked up at Meng Weiqing who was frowning together, "Have you had dinner yet?"

"No."

"Shall we order takeaway to eat together? Let's celebrate. It's been a long day, I'm so tired, I won't go out."

"Celebrate?" Meng Weiqing looked at the few remaining numbers on the mobile phone that had just paid the rent and were wiped away by the washing machine, and his mood fell to the bottom.

"Yeah, let's celebrate being roommates."

"Is it to celebrate your renting out the house?"

"Hey, that's fine. Come on, what do you want to eat? I invite you."

"Whatever. It's almost midnight, and many places are closed."

"Grill? There's cold beer in the fridge!"

"Anything. Do you mind if I take a shower first?"

"Come on, let's go." Bai Xiaojun enthusiastically opened a familiar barbecue restaurant on his mobile phone.

Meng Weiqing changed into home clothes after taking a shower, and the barbecue Bai Xiaojun ordered just arrived.Smelling the smell of meat, Meng Weiqing really felt a little hungry.He opened the fridge: there was indeed cold beer—a whole fridge with nothing but beer.

The two sat down and began to eat "meal".Bai Xiaojun took out a whole lump and handed it to Meng Weiqing, "Here, his big kidney is very well roasted."

Meng Weiqing ducked back, "I don't eat this. Is there any normal meat?"

"Don't eat?!" Bai Xiaojun put the whole roasted kidney into his mouth with an unbelievable expression and took a bite. His mouth was shiny with a crunch, "Then you have this!"

This time it was a string of round pieces. Meng Weiqing probably knew what it was, but he still asked, "What is this again?"

"Sheep whip."

"Do you really need to make up for these?"

"No, I just think it's delicious. It's very fragrant!"

Meng Weiqing's two thick eyebrows were almost squeezed together, "Can you give me some normal meat?"

Opening the beer, the two touched the can, and Bai Xiaojun took a sip and let out a cool "ha--".Meng Weiqing took a sip, then frowned and looked carefully at the beer can.

Bai Xiaojun took another sip of the big kidney while enjoying the beer, "Now that we are living together, I take the liberty to ask a question."

"Well, you ask." Meng Weiqing moved his gaze from the beer can to Bai Xiaojun's face.

"Your personal situation is..."

"what?"

"Are you married? Divorced or something."

"I'm alone, never married."

"Do you have a girlfriend?"

"Why do you ask this?" Meng Weiqing put down his beer and pushed his glasses.

"Don't get me wrong, I don't want to inquire about your personal privacy. But a lot of things need to be shared, such as the bathroom. If you have a girlfriend, you will definitely come here occasionally, right? I mean you should let me know in advance , so as not to encounter embarrassment in time."

"Oh, so." Meng Weiqing picked up a mutton skewer, "I don't have a girlfriend."

"Then if you have any in the future, can you tell me in time?"

"Well, that's unlikely."

"what?"

Meng Weiqing picked up the beer and signaled to touch Bai Xiaojun again, "What about you? Will you bring your girlfriend home? I also have to be mentally prepared in advance."

Bai Xiaojun forgot his doubts just now, "Not yet."

"What about later?"

"There should be irregular girlfriends. But I try to solve it in the hotel as much as possible. When you didn't live in, you didn't take girls home.

Meng Weiqing pouted, "Model, actor, no fixed girlfriend, and often take girls to spend the night in hotels, you are the legendary scumbag."

"Hey hey! Don't label me indiscriminately! I'm not a scumbag! I didn't force anyone. I treated people to dinner, bought them gifts, and I paid for a room. It was made clear from the beginning that it was not a long-term relationship. Not a few times."

Meng Weiqing smiled, "Seeing how nervous you are? I'm just joking."

"Haha, that's right, you're not my mother, you urge me to get married every day, and ask me if I have a girlfriend... Oops!" Bai Xiaojun slapped his forehead, "I forgot to call my mother when I came back!"

As he spoke, he picked up his phone and made a video call.Meng Weiqing stopped talking and drank and ate meat in silence.The pure northeast dialect of the middle-aged and elderly aunt soon came to my ears.

"Oh my god, what time is it?! Your dad and I lay down at ten o'clock and fell asleep for a long time... What time do I watch? Oh my mother... 12:30! It's late at night! You Just finished the lineup?!"

The background sound of Bai Xiaojun's mother's exclamation was the standard uniform snoring of middle-aged and elderly men.Bai Xiaojun's accent changed instantly, and Meng Weiqing looked up at him, thinking that if someone could talk to me with this accent every day, I would probably always be in a good mood.

"I said Jun Juner, didn't you say you wanted to rent out a room last time? I made a deal with your father, and we both think that if you want to rent it, you should find a girl to share it with. It's better to be more beautiful, and the rent is cheap Don’t be so high. We don’t have any other intentions. You said that it’s not easy for young and beautiful girls to work hard in Beijing. Let’s just help the banker? Another one is long. It's not bad, and the family conditions are considered average, so if you gradually develop feelings..."

"Oh my god! You've made a blind arrangement! Don't you have the heart of Sima Zhao? Oh, advertised in the agency, saying that you are looking for a young, beautiful and single person? Séi dare to come and live?! Stop making trouble! Besides, you have already rented Go out, no, let’s play skewers with me.”

Bai Xiaojun suddenly turned the screen of his mobile phone to Meng Weiqing. Meng Weiqing was drinking with his neck up, and a clever choked. Then he coughed, covered his mouth and waved his hands, turned and rushed into the bathroom.

When Meng Weiqing came out of the bathroom, Bai Xiaojun had already disconnected from his mother.Meng Weiqing sat down again, "Is Auntie angry?"

Bai Xiaojun smiled wryly, "No, I complained that I didn't find someone younger, and I promised to bring a young girl to my house as a guest. Huh? Do you think this is my mother? I know she is in a hurry to find a daughter-in-law, but I don't know that I thought she wanted a daughter-in-law. Human trafficking! I said you were younger than me, but guess what she said? She said you looked mature and stable, and said that I looked too naive, so I couldn’t find a girlfriend. Inexplicably, she taught me a lesson .Anyway, as long as it involves girlfriends and marriages, I will always be scolded. I am most afraid of hearing the news of one of my cousins ​​getting married and having children. Alas—alas?"

Seeing a flash of inspiration in Bai Xiaojun's eyes, Meng Weiqing already guessed what he was going to say, and replied in advance: "No one in my family is urging me now."

"Why? It's been ten years since my mother urged me when I was 25!"

Meng Weiqing avoided Bai Xiaojun's eyes, "Well—probably I think it's useless to remind me."

Bai Xiaojun shook his head enviously, "Oh—what's the matter? I'm so annoying. This is thanks to my dad falling asleep, or it's [-]% another mixed doubles."

"You should be happy."

"What?"

"They urge you because they care about you."

"Is this caring? This is torture!"

Meng Weiqing was silent for a while, "In the future—you understand what I mean. You will miss them when you think of them like this in the future."

Of course Bai Xiaojun understood that he was talking about the absence of his parents, but after thinking about it, he finally let out a long sigh, "Okay, let's change the subject."

"I can't eat it."

"I can't eat anymore."

"It's late, go to bed." Meng Weiqing stood up and walked to the bedroom.

"I'll clean up the table." Bai Xiaojun skillfully put a bunch of kidneys and a bunch of sheep whips into a disposable lunch box, and then put the lunch box in front of the soybeans who had been waiting under the table, "Come on! Baby, make up!"

Meng Weiqing supported the door frame and turned her head, "Oh, please, don't make it up again!"