[Gintama] Three Thousand Worlds Killed by Crows

"Is there something wrong with Tsukihime?" Yoshida Sara closed the medical book in front of her, and looked up at Tsukihime Shimizu who had been wandering around her for a long time.Qingshui Yueji opened her mouth and shook her head.Yoshida Sara blinked and sighed: "Yueji, you have been wandering around me for half an hour, how can I convince myself that you have nothing to do and wander around like this? Yueji, what can I say? Tell me straight?"

Qingshuiyueji grabbed her own foot, closed her eyes for a while, and said, "Sara, teach me how to make cakes."

"So that's what happened, it's fine." Yoshida Sara frowned, nodded knowingly, it seemed that it would be Yinshi's birthday in a few days. "I won't laugh at you, you can tell me directly."

Qing Shuiyue Ji was shocked, and her voice was raised: "I... I don't like to make cakes for the bastard's natural roll. It's... Brother Songyang said that if you get engaged, you should get along with the other party. That's right... That's it .” After speaking, he nodded, hoping to increase his credibility.

Yoshida Sara looked at Shimizu Tsukihime dumbfounded, and spread his hands towards her, "Tsukihime, I didn't say anything." So, your words can be regarded as 300 taels of silver here.

Shimizu Tsukihime was stunned, pouted, and said in embarrassment: "It doesn't matter! Sara, let's start now." Shimizu Tsukihime stretched out her hand to hold Yoshida Sara and wanted to go out.

"Wait," Yoshida Sara shook his head, "Tsukihime, why do you still say that the wind is the rain. And you, you must first tell me what kind of cake you want to make?"

Shimizu Tsukihime nodded embarrassingly...

October [-]th is Gintoki's birthday, but this date was only arbitrarily set by Sakata Gintoki.That was what happened not long after Shimizu Tsukihime came to Matsushita private school.The reason is that Sakata Gintoki doesn't know when his birthday is, and Takasugi Shinsuke thinks that "birthday is just a day set for calculating age, which is meaningless." ', as a result, Sakata Gintoki casually said a date 'October [-]th'.

Gui Xiaotaro immediately patted the table dissatisfied and stood up: "How can you be so casual on such a commemorative day as a birthday." The result of being too excited was that Gui Xiaotaro's palm was red, and he kept blowing on the palm of his hand in pain. .Yoshida Sara looked at Katsura Kotaro, pursed his lips and smiled helplessly, and gently applied the ointment in his hand on the other's flushed palm, the cold touch of the ointment made Katsura Kotaro narrow his eyes comfortably.

"Oh, it's so troublesome. Otherwise, let's go to the time machine and go back to the day Yinsang was born to see if we can find out. Alright, alright, let's go find it." Sakata Gintoki said suddenly.

Shimizu Tsukihime casually picked up the textbook in front of Katsura Kotaro, and slapped Sakata Gintoki on the head fiercely: "You bastard's natural roll, don't talk like it's someone else's business."

"Why is it so troublesome! Yinsang can't celebrate her birthday without knowing her date of birth?" Sakata Yintoki scratched his hair impatiently, with a bit of anger in his tone.

Shimizu Tsukihime and Katsura Kotaro looked at each other, lowered their heads in unison, trying to appease Sakata Gintoki: "Well, October [-]th is actually a pretty memorable day. Hehe——this is also very good."

"What's the matter, you two were the ones who had the biggest opinions just now." Sakata Gintoki unceremoniously gave each of the two people in front of him a chestnut.The three of them stood together and stared at each other.

Suddenly someone chuckled not far behind, and Yoshida Songyang gently touched the heads of the children in front of him: "Is it October [-]th? This day is not bad. It will be in a few days, and Yinshi can look forward to it." Down."

Sakata Gintoki's birthday was decided by Yoshida Matsuyo.

Shinsuke Takasugi glanced at Gintoki Sakata, and smiled inscrutablely: "A gift. Don't worry, Gintoki, I will definitely repay you for taking care of me on my birthday." Gintoki Sakata at that time was just Boys aged 7 or 8 were filled with the joy of celebrating their birthdays. They didn't realize the deep meaning in Takasugi Shinsuke's words at all, but turned their heads a little embarrassedly.

Yoshida Sara turned his eyes around the people in front of him, and curled the corners of his mouth.It's very lively now. You must know that in Matsushita Private School, headed by his father, most of the students lack common sense, and they choose all kinds of taboo gifts for gifts. This is fully reflected in Jinsuke's birthday.Yin Shi's birthday this time would not be peaceful.After thinking about it, Yoshida Sara called Takasugi Shinsuke: "Jinsuke, it wasn't intentional when I wanted to get those four pieces of sugar silver that day, you... show mercy."

Shinsuke Takasugi raised his eyebrows, with a pure smile on the corner of his mouth: "Well, how can I be that kind of narrow-minded person? I don't care about birthdays at all." It makes people feel more worried.

"Wig, in order to prevent you from giving an inappropriate gift, let's give one together." Shinsuke Takasugi raised his eyelids, and the smile on the corner of his mouth always made people feel a bit cold.

"It's not the wig, it's Gui." Gui Xiaotaro obviously missed the point.

"Oh, that's the agreement." Shinsuke Takasugi turned around with satisfaction and went to prepare the gift.Katsura Kotaro turned to Yoshida Sara with a blank face.

Yoshida Sara raised his forehead and organized his words: "It means that the gift prepared by Jinsuke was given to Gintoki by you and him."

Katsura Kotaro nodded: "That's great, so I don't have to worry about what to give. Jinsuke is really considerate." Yoshida Sara sighed, Kotaro, Jinsuke obviously just wanted to drag you into the water and make Gintoki more unlucky.Looking at Katsura Kotaro's smiling face and thinking about the smile on Takasugi Shinsuke's face, Yoshida Sara decided to make a few more cakes to make up for Sakata Gintoki's heart that was bound to be hit in a few days.

A few days later, Shinsuke Takasugi's gift fully demonstrated how narrow-minded this guy really is.Facing the gift that Takasugi Shinsuke handed over, Sakata Gintoki was full of joy but pretended not to care and slowed down to open the gift: "Oh, this is a gift for Yinsang."

However, facing the strange gift in the gift box, Sakata Gintoki was rarely stunned.

What is contained in the gift box is a comb (the Japanese pronunciation of the comb is the same as bitter death).

Shinsuke Takasugi glanced at Gintoki Sakata, with a bright smile on his face: "Oh, by the way, I also specially found a dense comb with 42 teeth (42 is the same as the middle pronunciation in Japanese). Aren't you very troubled by hair problems? ? Just use this comb. Oh, I forgot to say that I gave it to you together with the wig.” The last sentence added that he dragged the innocent Gui Xiaotaro into the water calmly, and it was definitely revenge for Gui Xiaotaro. The vengeance of lotus flowers (Japanese funeral flowers) was given to him on his birthday.Although Sakata Gintoki couldn't bully Takasugi Shinsuke, he could bully Katsura Kotaro or something.Takasugi Shinsuke's last sentence can be regarded as a model of killing with a knife, and successfully helped Katsura Kotaro get the hatred value (as long as Sakata Gintoki recalls it in the future).

Shimizu Tsukihime silently retreated to Yoshida Sara, and muttered to herself, "Aishugi Shinsuke, how much do you love to hold grudges?"

Even Katsura Kotaro, who has always been very nervous, asked Yoshida Sara in a low voice: "Sara, is Jinsuke cursing Gintoki?"

Sakata Gintoki is holding the comb stiffly, does it count as Feng Shui turns?Since Yoshida Shoyo has always lacked common sense about this, he even praised Takasugi Shinsuke's behavior of caring for his classmates, and he did not realize that Takasugi Shinsuke was trying to curse Sakata Yinshi.Shinsuke Takasugi, who was praised by his most beloved teacher Matsuyo, was blushing and beaming with joy.Facing such words from his mentor, Sakata Gintoki could only knock down his front teeth and swallow his blood.

Since then, every year Shinsuke Takasugi gave Gintoki Sakata a birthday present of a 42-tooth comb.So much so that whenever Sakata Gintoki in the Wanshiwu era thought of this matter, he would wonder whether it was because Shinsuke Takasugi gave him a comb that was obviously cursed for so many years, so that his current life was hovering on the edge of poverty?Then when I think about the life that Takasugi Shinsuke enjoys like a young master, I feel unhappy.Of course, these are things for later.

"Well, it's enough for Tsukihime to stir until it bubbles." Yoshida Sara looked at the container in front of Shimizu Tsukihime and nodded.Speaking of which, Jinzhu went out to buy gifts and hasn't returned yet, but speaking of this year's gift, I think it's still a comb, and even Yinshi has been silent for so many years.Yoshida Sara covered her mouth and smiled lightly, she always felt that Jinsuke was very childish at such a time. (Hey, Sara, you don’t think he’s narrow-minded.)

Speaking of why Takasugi Shinsuke took the trouble to give Sakata Gintoki a comb every year, the reason was that Sakata Gintoki just arrived at Matsushita Private School, and happened to meet Takasugi Shinsuke’s birthday, a gift from Sakata Gintoki.

That birthday was jaw-dropping, there were all kinds of unreliable gifts, and all kinds of taboos seemed to have become nonsense in Matsushita Private School.Faced with these gifts, Takasugi Shinsuke's face was gloomy, but because of the presence of Yoshida Shoyo, he couldn't bear it.The gift from Sakata Gintoki probably became the last straw that broke the camel's back.Sakata Gintoki's gift was four pieces of candy (Si Tong Shi).

Please don't think 'Isn't it enough that Gintoki Sakata took out his favorite candy? 'In this case.The brat Sakata Yinshi just used the gift money to buy candy, and he ate only four yuan left, which happened to be his turn to give a birthday present, so he just took it out.

Shinsuke Takasugi gave Sakata Gintoki a gloomy look, intending to settle accounts after autumn.

So many obviously unreliable gifts, so that Yoshida Sara gave Takasugi Shinsuke an exquisite sachet (the sachet contains medicinal materials that are beneficial to Takasugi Shinsuke's body, the smell is light, and it makes people feel happy) Comfortable.), Takasugi Shinsuke showed a rare warm smile on his face.Watching Takasugi Shinsuke's miraculous face-changing skills, the gloomy eyes softened for a moment, and even showed a smile that rarely appeared, and this smile did not contain any irony.Shimizu Tsukihime was frightened in an instant, and jumped directly between Yoshida Sara and Takasugi Shinsuke, shouting: "The evildoers are gone!" Yoshida Sara gently pulled the sleeves, Shimizu Tsukihime seemed to react, and laughed Then retreated to Yoshida Sara.

Shinsuke Takasugi glanced at Tsukihime Shimizu with an unhappy expression, and Sara Yoshida dragged Shinsuke Takasugi to the cake when he saw this: "Susuke Shinsuke, come and try. I made this cake with great difficulty, please show me some face." .” After speaking, he smiled and winked at the other party.

Thinking about it now, the discord between Shinsuke Takasugi and Tsukihime Shimizu, maybe that birthday party was the fuse.In fact, Tsukihime Shimizu first came to Matsushita Private School and Shinsuke Takasugi were not familiar with each other at that time, and they were not as close as they are now.Maybe these two people would dislike each other so much after getting along for a long time, but what happened at the birthday party obviously made the two people's rivalry relatively earlier.

If it was just these four pieces of candy, Shinsuke Takasugi might not have given combs to Gintoki Sakata on his birthday for many years.After the birthday party that day, Katsura Kotaro came to Yoshida Sara in a hurry, saying that it was Takasugi Shinsuke and Sakata Gintoki who were fighting.Yoshida Sara opened his eyes wide in surprise, and immediately followed Katsura Kotaro to the scene of the incident.To know that fights on weekdays, Gui Xiaotaro always thinks that they are sparring, how hard are these two people fighting now, can Gui Xiaotaro, who is not thinking on the earth, realize that these two are fighting?

Glancing at Yoshida Sara from the corner of his eye, Takasugi Shinsuke made a feint, jumped out of the attack range of Sakata Gintoki, casually threw the wooden stick in his hand into the grass, looked up at the sky, and said, "This matter has nothing to do with me." It doesn't matter at all, it's all Curly's fault.

Sakata Yinshi was stunned, looked at Yoshida Sara, and complained in a drawn-out tone: "Sara, you don't even know how stingy Aishu is, you just want to eat a few pieces of candy from him. Why are you so fussy? I don't like sugar."

Shinsuke Takasugi exploded: "Who would want to snatch back the presents they gave to others after the birthday party?"

"Isn't it just a piece of candy? Why are you so ruthless?" Sakata Gintoki looked a little hesitant with a guilty conscience, and after a while, he retorted back confidently.

Takasugi Shinsuke snorted coldly, and looked at Sakata Gintoki contemptuously: "If you didn't see that you couldn't grab it, and you used a stick to do it, would I be ruthless?"

Sakata Yinshi opened his scarlet eyes wide, and said innocently, "Ah, is that a stick? Yinsang thought it was a pillow."

"Hmph, your pillow looks like this when you put it in the yard, thank you for thinking it out." Shinsuke Takasugi gave Sakata Gintoki a hard look, his gaze paused on Sakata Gintoki's hand, and he sneered: " The murder weapon is still in your hand."

Sakata Gintoki choked for a moment and couldn't speak.

Speaking of which, Sakata Gintoki and Shimizu Tsukihime really have a couple, and they offended the future demon king Takasugi Shinsuke at the same birthday party.