[Gintama] Three Thousand Worlds Killed by Crows

Yoshida Sara frowned and picked up the Tarot card in front of him. According to the divination book left by his mother, it showed that "a big event will happen today." Looking at the result of such a divination, Yoshida Sara sighed softly. Tone, as expected, my divination skills still need to be improved. In the Matsushita private school, there are only ordinary small things, big things... "Boom" there was a loud sound not far away, the smoke and dust mixed with broken stones, Comes through the open window.Yoshida Sara covered his mouth and coughed a few times, reached out to pick up the fan placed on the table and ran towards the direction of the loud noise.She remembered that there were Gui Xiaotaro and Shimizu Tsukihime not far away, so don't worry about it, such a loud noise seemed to be caused by shells, could it be that the gods had already hit this small mountain village in the countryside?

A corner of the private school has been blown into ruins, the original lush cherry tree has also fallen to the ground, and a big hole has been blasted into the wall behind the tree. become charred.

"Cough, cough, cough..." Two small figures stood up tremblingly while supporting the trunk of the fallen cherry tree.Yoshida Sara looked at the two people who were standing staggeringly, his eyes widened in surprise, the originally smooth long hair turned into a messy explosive head on top of the two heads, his face was covered with black dust .

Yoshida Sara hurriedly helped the two of them to sit down at the still intact stone table not far away, and after confirming that the two were not injured, he asked, "What's the matter?" If you find the traces of Celestial Beings, you will know that it cannot be caused by the shells of Celestial Beings, so eight out of ten it is the work of Tsukihime Shimizu and Katsura Kotaro.Yoshida Sara couldn't help raising his hand to his forehead, what did these two people do to cause such a big commotion?Ever since the two of them jointly dealt with Sakata Yinshi that night, the two of them have been looking at each other for ten thousand years. During this time, Yue Ji accompanied Xiao Taro when he made a fool of himself, and Yue Ji was responsible for Kotaro's trouble.

In the words of Takasugi Shinsuke: "The two met with some kind of aura that normal people can't understand."

In the words of Sakata Gintoki: "It's enough to have a wig and a head full of black holes, and now there's Tsukihime and a Tsundere. Is this a preparation for the two to join forces to be invincible?"

"Sara, that... I... I..." Gui Xiaotaro scratched his messy hair with some guilt.

Yoshida Sara turned his gaze to Shimizu Tsukihime, but Shimizu Tsukihime dodged her eyes, but she didn't look at Yoshida Sara, with a somewhat guilty expression on her face. "I didn't think it was easy when I learned it in college. How did I know it was so difficult?" I muttered softly.

"En? Yue Ji, what did you just say?" University?Could it be that Yue Ji came from the same place as herself?Yoshida Sara lowered his eyebrows, let's take another look.These things are hard to say after all.If this is the case, pay more attention to Yue Ji's usual words, it is not difficult to know.

"Um, it's nothing, nothing, nothing." Qingshui Yueji waved her hand quickly.

"Yo, wigs, Tsukihime, you just climbed out of the coal pile. What's the matter with that hairstyle? Is it the latest fashion?" Sakata Gintoki looked at the two people in front of him maliciously, and said ridicule.Normally, one of these two people would reply to such words: "It's not a wig, it's Gui." The other would inevitably reply ironically, but today these two people just sat quietly with their heads bowed, without saying a word.

Sakata Gintoki scratched his white curly hair, and suddenly felt that getting used to it was a terrible thing, and he was not used to the abnormal behavior of these two people.Approaching Yoshida Sara, Sakata Gintoki lowered his voice: "Sara, what happened to the wig and Tsukihime? Did you forget to take your medicine today?"

Before Yoshida Sara could answer, Sakata Gintoki's head was pushed away by Takasugi Shinsuke's slap.Sakata Gintoki rubbed his face, and muttered, "What's wrong with that 'bastard, you're too close' expression?"

Shinsuke Takasugi cast a sideways glance at Gintoki Sakata, and his eyes slid around the two people with afro-haired heads until they looked a little uncomfortable, before turning their attention to the fallen cherry tree not far ahead Hearing this, he said with a three-pointed sarcasm: "What did you do? Did you study the bomb? The private school can't stand up to your troubles." Hearing this, Yoshida Sara's eyes were stained a little. Smile, Jin Zhu is really awkward enough to use such cryptic words to say "be careful of safety".Kotaro and Tsukihime may not be able to understand Jinsuke's meaning, not to mention that Jinsuke's expression and tone make people feel mocking.

"Jinzhu, can it be that Yueji and I, two classmates, are not as important as that cherry tree in your heart?" Gui Xiaotaro said this sentence with teary eyes, and immediately straightened his expression: "Me and Yueji However, we are doing research on sacred bombs. Recently we have discussed and researched a bomb. If successful, it will definitely become an excellent weapon against heaven and man on the battlefield against barbarians. It's just that... something happened in the research of gunpowder question."

Takasugi Shinsuke snorted softly, and looked down at Katsura Kotaro and Shimizu Tsukihime who were sitting there: "Did the private school blow up in the end?"

Hearing Takasugi Shinsuke's sarcasm, Shimizu Tsukihime immediately stood up and stared back unceremoniously: "Aoshan, you are so unloved by your compatriots."

Sakata Gintoki said with a treacherous smile, "I said, Osugi, you like staying under this cherry blossom tree so much, maybe it's because it's close to Sara's residence?"

Takasugi Shinsuke's ears turned red, and he turned his head: "I don't want to talk to you."

Shimizu Tsukihime turned her head, and was about to compliment Sakata Gintoki, "You are surprisingly good today." But before he could say anything, Sakata Gintoki saw Shimizu Tsukihime's face, and immediately turned his head while covering his mouth go.Shimizu Tsukihime got angry and puffed up her face.Facts have proved that people really can't be too complacent, no, Sakata Gintoki's retribution came immediately, this guy just stuffed an orange in his mouth, he laughed so hard that he choked.Sakata Yinshi thumped his limbs, his mouth was open and he couldn't breathe, his face was flushed red.

Katsura Kotaro and Shimizu Tsukihime were taken aback, they couldn't react immediately, and stood there dumbfounded.Yoshida Sara was about to turn around and run back to the bedroom not far from here to get water, but Shinsuke Takasugi grabbed his wrist.Takasugi Shinsuke calmly kicked Sakata Gintoki hard on the back.

"Bastard Asugi, you want to murder." Sakata Gintoki shouted at Takasugi Shinsuke.

Shinsuke Takasugi glanced at Gintoki Sakata expressionlessly, and pointed to the floor: "Didn't you spit it out?"

"Alas." Sakata Gintoki glanced at the floor, then patted his head: "I really spit it out."

Yoshida Sara looked at the two of them, and couldn't help but smile, "Jinsuke, you must have teased you just now when you remembered the grudge against Yin, that's why you used such a cruel way, right?"Yinshi, you were fooled into passing by like this, it really is because you choked on the sugar just now, right?But... Yoshida Sara looked at the spit-out oranges on the floor, and then at the empty basket in Sakata Gintoki's hands: "Gintoki, didn't I ask you to go to the warehouse with Jinsuke to get oranges? Where are the oranges? "

"Oranges. That... I accidentally dropped it on the road just now." Sakata Gintoki opened his mouth while clutching his hair, his eyes a little unnatural.Yoshida Sara sighed: "Before Gintoki lies, please wipe off the tangerine around your mouth. Did it fall off? Then what did you spit out just now?" Originally, I didn't want Gintoki to go to this matter, but Yueji and Kotaro were busy, and they thought that Jinsuke would not be eaten up, but they still miscalculated.

"Sakata Gintoki, go and buy the oranges." Takasugi Shinsuke pointed the wooden knife in Sakata Gintoki's direction.

"No. As if you haven't eaten, Yinsang is not going, you can buy Aoshan." Sakata Gintoki pressed his hand on the handle of the knife held in his arms, Shimizu Tsukihime and Gui Seeing this, Kotaro quickly grabbed Sakata Gintoki from left to right.

"Yinshi, calm down, calm down, the one in your hand is a real knife."

"That's right, bastard natural roll, if you really do something wrong with Aoshan, Shaluo will be angry, maybe there will be no dessert for you in the future."

Obviously Shimizu Tsukihime's threat was more effective, Sakata Gintoki put down his hand on the handle of the knife.Takasugi Shinsuke gently raised the corners of his mouth, his smile seemed to be born with sarcasm, it was obviously an ordinary sentence, which made people feel that he was sarcastic: "I really didn't eat it, but I only saw you ate it .”

"Hey, are you playing with me? Ah, Aosugi, obviously you said that it doesn't matter how much you eat." Sakata Gintoki glared at Takasugi Shinsuke angrily.

"Oh? I didn't say anything, you understand it yourself." The smile on his face seemed to say, 'Liar, I didn't say anything. '

Yoshida Sara sighed helplessly, Jinzhu, you are definitely a representative of "a gentleman's revenge, ten years is not too late". It has been a long time since the last outing, and you haven't forgotten it yet.

"Yinshi, those oranges were originally used to make today's dessert. Since the oranges are gone, today's dessert is also gone."

"Hey!" The trio came from Katsura Kotaro, Shimizu Tsukihime and Sakata Gintoki.

"No way, Sara. I want to eat cakes." Gui Xiaotaro was full of regret and grievance.

"That's right, Sara, aren't there ripe strawberries in the field in the backyard?" Tsukihime Shimizu turned her head and thought of the strawberries in the backyard, so this should replace the head office.

"Actually, I wanted to use strawberries today, but the strawberries in the backyard were eaten by someone, and there were not any left." Yoshida Sara covered his mouth with a smile, as for who was eaten.Isn't the answer to this question obvious?

“Asshole Natural Roll!”

"Silver time!"

Sakata Gintoki, who tried hard to put on an innocent expression, but was unsuccessful because of dead fish eyes, was immediately bombarded by Shimizu Tsukihime and Katsura Kotaro, and the original white kimono turned black.

"Jinsuke, you paid back to Gintoki today, and now Gintoki is also being bombarded by Tsukihime and Kotaro. Let's just let the matter out during the outing." Yoshida Sara looked at the noisy people in the distance. The three of them together spoke to Shinsuke Takasugi beside him.

"En." Takasugi Shinsuke responded softly, anyway, for him, apart from that matter, there would be other things that provoked him with Sakata Gintoki's character.Since Sara brought it up, forget it this time.

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"Okay, okay, don't bother. Go back and take a shower and change your clothes. Then, we have to make this wall bad. If not, it won't be safe at night." It's good to have a few people you know to help when you get into trouble with Kotaro, but it's not good to ask those students you don't know very well to help with troubles like this.Looking at the disheveled three people in front of him, Yoshida Sara winked at them slyly: "We have to finish the work before nightfall. But, if you finish well, there will be desserts to reward you."

The three of them cheered and quickly ran back to the dormitory to change their clothes.Yoshida Sara smiled slightly at Shinsuke Takasugi beside him, and the two started to move out the spare bricks placed in the warehouse...