I just want to be a technical nerd [Interstellar]

Gu Yi stopped, looked up at the building in front of him, and confirmed it: "The Academic Affairs Building, that's right."

He strode over, the guard at the door saw this, stepped forward to stop him, and reminded him in a serious tone: "Stop, please show your pass."

Gu Yi shook his head: "No."

There are only a few words of congratulations and the place of entry on the letter of appointment, and nothing else.

Guard: "No pass and no leader, no entry, please leave now."

Gu Yi explained helplessly: "I'm a newly recruited tutor, and I'm here today to go through the appointment procedures."

After speaking, in order to enhance his persuasiveness, he showed the mentor's letter of appointment against the suspicious eyes of the guards.

The guard looked at the letter of appointment carefully, and keenly noticed the violation. He immediately took two steps back, raised the laser wooden warehouse in his hand and pointed at Gu Yi: "Forging the letter of appointment and sneaking into the college seriously violated the eighth article of the college's management regulations, and there were sabotage. The college’s security orientation, please follow me to the police station.”

Gu Yi: "??"

What did he miss just now?Why did he forge the letter of appointment all of a sudden?Become a dangerous element?

He tried to explain to the guard: "Actually..."

The guard interrupted him in a cold voice: "It's not easy to forge the letter of appointment. How can the college hire the only tutor, let alone the Department of Mechanical Engineering."

He has seen many people who want to fish in troubled waters.

Gu Yi: "..." Oh, so that's the reason.

Under the warning eyes of the guards, Gu Yi looked at the wooden warehouse in his hand that was ready to go, and then looked down at himself who was unarmed.

Those who know current affairs are Junjie, he obediently shut up.

After half an hour.

Ye Ziyan sneaked Gu Yi out of the Police Department of the Imperial Academy.

Looking at Gu Yi's innocent expression, he felt a little headache: "You are really capable. You are the first mentor in the history of the Imperial Royal Academy who was recruited for the first time and was brought into the police department as a forged letter of appointment because of age."

Gu Yi was very modest: "Where is it, you are too proud."

Ye Ziyan: "..."

Ye Ziyan raised his hand and slapped him hard on the head. Seeing that he was wronged and squatted on the ground with his head in his arms, he said angrily, "Are you still kicking your nose? Am I complimenting you?"

As he said that, he couldn't help knocking again, and began to mutter: "You said you, and you didn't read all the information. I asked you to contact me after you arrived at the academy. It turned out that you were fine and ran around."

Gu Yi couldn't help retorting: "I didn't run around. Isn't it a matter of course for freshmen to be familiar with the campus? By the way, go through the entry procedures."

Ye Ziyan looked at him coolly: "Yes, and then dropped me off at the police station."

Gu Yi: "..." This was an accident.

"Okay." Ye Ziyan stepped forward, "Follow."

Gu Yi followed, and couldn't help observing him quietly from the corner of his eye, feeling a little emotional in his heart, who would have expected that the image on Xingwang.com was a bad old man, but in reality he looked like a handsome young man in his early twenties and thirties?

He silently came to a conclusion that the Internet really can deceive people.

The two returned to the dean's office.

"Come here," Ye Ziyan beckoned, turned on an instrument, and then pointed to a flat square iron plate by the wall, "Stand on it."

Gu Yi knew at a glance that this was an identity entry machine, and immediately stopped in his tracks.

The identity information recorder, as the name suggests, is to record personal information such as genes, irises, and fingerprints. After the machine recognizes it, it will be uploaded to the main system of the empire for permanent storage. The point is that once the personal identity information is entered, it cannot be changed.

That is to say, if the identity of Huan Qian that Gu Yi is using now, if his gene, iris, fingerprint and other information are entered, he will be "Huan Qian" in the system authentication, and Huan Qian himself will become the real "Huan Qian" Black households".

Seeing him stop in front of the identity information recorder, Ye Ziyan knew what he was thinking, and suddenly his mood was quite complicated. On the one hand, he was happy that the man had such a kind-hearted disciple, and on the other hand, he was angry at Gu Yi's treatment of others. product misunderstanding.

He walked over, slapped Gu Yi on the back, and slapped Gu Yi down.

Gu Yi: "??"

Seeing his inexplicable expression, Ye Ziyan was in a better mood before explaining to him: "This is for my personal use and will not be uploaded to the system. It is only used to make a pass for the tutor level and above of the Imperial Royal Academy."

Upon hearing this, Gu Yi realized that the identity information recorder in front of him did not have a star network signal receiver.

He immediately felt relieved, turned his head and saw Ye Ziyan's half-smile expression, and quickly apologized: "Sorry, I misunderstood your Excellency. I..."

"Okay, don't talk nonsense, hurry up," he looked up at the big clock on the wall, "I have to attend a seminar in 15 minutes, if I'm late..."

When Gu Yi met his terrifying smile, his hair stood on end, and he stood up and stood on the instrument in an instant.

In less than a minute, Gu Yi's identity information was entered. Ye Ziyan imported the passport into his optical brain, opened the teaching staff input system of the Imperial Royal Academy, added Gu Yi's information, and at the same time sent the course schedule of the mechanical class. give him.

When Ye Ziyan was about to shut down the system, he found that Gu Yi's dormitory was assigned to Qinghu District. He couldn't help but frowned, thinking that Gu Yi would definitely not be perfect. The student dormitory is basically mixed with many people, so he was afraid of this. The stinky boy has no sense of proportion, and his actions are too big to reveal his identity.

He thought about it, then canceled it, and reassigned Gu Yi to the instructor's dormitory area. After confirming that it was correct, he was satisfied with shutting down the system.

As soon as Gu Yi received the notice of dormitory reassignment, he heard Ye Ziyan say: "Considering your situation, I will reassign you to the tutor's dormitory. The tutor's dormitory in the college is basically a room for one person. You can do whatever you want." Much more convenient."

After finishing speaking, without giving Gu Yi a chance to express his thanks, he threw him out with his luggage.

Gu Yi stood at the door of the dean's office and sighed: "Dean Ye is really a good person."

Ye Ziyan, who was separated by a door, was standing in front of the table, holding a cup of hot tea and showing a meaningful smile.

When Gu Yi walked out of the Academic Affairs Building, he saw the guard who brought him to the police station standing in front of the door, with a faint look of depression on his face.

Gu Yi walked over with a smile, and greeted him: "Meet you again."

Guard: "..."

He looked at Gu Yi with a tense expression, suddenly bowed to Gu Yi, and said loudly, "I'm sorry, I misunderstood you."

Gu Yi was taken aback. Seeing his serious face, he felt embarrassed to tease him again, and waved his hand: "It's okay, you are the one who is responsible."

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw that the guard had a tendency to bow again, so he hurriedly said, "Goodbye." He quickened his pace and left.

It wasn't until he came to a fountain that Gu Yi stopped, thinking that the real people are really scary.

He took a break before turning on the electronic map, wanting to check the location of his dormitory.

Gu Yi: "..."

He looked up at the instructor's dormitory area in the northeast of the map, and then looked down at the teaching site of the Mechanical Department in the southwest and the teaching site of the Art Department in the southeast.

Gu Yi rubbed his eyes vigorously, and looked again: "..."

The Imperial Royal Academy covers a vast area. Some people have tested it. From the northeast corner of the academy to the southwest corner, people with B-level genes walked for about three hours.

Here comes the point.

I don't know when it started, but the college added a crazy rule that it is forbidden to take any form of mechanical transportation on campus.

Gu Yi: "..."

Retaliation, this is naked|naked|naked revenge.

On the suspension car, Ye Ziyan looked at the Imperial Royal Academy below in a relaxed mood, and snorted softly: "Boy, it's only been a few days, and you've caused so much trouble, I'll give you a little lesson, enjoy it."

Two hours later, Gu Yi stood panting downstairs in the tutor's dormitory in Tonglin District, and found his dormitory smoothly. The tutor's dormitory basically has two rooms on one floor, and Gu Yi was assigned to the ninth floor of No.90, which is top floor.

Thankfully, there are elevators in the residence halls.

Gu Yi sat paralyzed on the soft cotton sofa, and silently calculated in his heart that it took him about four hours to walk from the dormitory to the mechanical department, about two hours from the mechanical department to the art department, and about two hours to go from the dormitory to the art department. The time of the department is two and a half hours.

Gu Yi: "..."

No, it's too time-consuming, I have to think of a way.

He thought about it seriously, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, thinking that something he messed with when he was bored before was simply the best way to solve the problem in front of him.

It's just that the materials needed are more difficult to find.

Gu Yi scratched the sofa subconsciously, thinking of someone.

He turned on the optical brain, sent a message to that person, waited for a few minutes, and was relieved after receiving an affirmative answer.

The next day, as soon as Gu Yi walked to the gate of the teaching area of ​​the Department of Mechanical Engineering, he saw a boy with a baby face and a head full of naturally curly blue hair, squatting furtively behind the stone sign.

Seeing this, Gu Yi guessed who the person in front of him was.

He thought for a while, walked around behind the young man, and leaned in quietly. The young man was staring at the door intently, completely unaware that someone was approaching behind him.

"Hello." Putting a hand on the young man's shoulder, Gu Yi said in a dark tone, "Are you waiting for me?"

"Wow! There's a ghost!" The boy froze at first, then jumped up abruptly, looked back in fear, and met Gu Yi's mentally retarded eyes.

juvenile:"……"

The boy was very angry: "What's wrong?! Do you know that people scare people to death?!"

Gu Yi waited for him to finish cursing, glanced at him, and said quietly: "You also know that people scare people to death?"

"Nonsense! Who doesn't know... eh? Eh?"

Halfway through the scolding, the boy suddenly remembered the scene where he first met a certain partner, and he got stuck.

He looked at Gu Yi carefully, and asked cautiously and tentatively, "Brother?"

Seeing that Gu Yi acquiesced, the young man breathed a sigh of relief, and couldn't help complaining: "Didn't I just scare you once? Brother, you are too stingy."

Gu Yi: "Sorry, just kidding."

Boy: "..." This sentence sounds familiar.

While sizing up Gu Yi, he said with emotion: "I didn't expect big brother to look like this in reality, but the image in the star network is cuter, a small ball."

After speaking, he made a rough comparison with his hands.

Gu Yi smiled slightly: "I didn't expect that your majestic image on the star network is actually a..."

The boy curled his lips: "I know, he looks too childish."

"No." Gu Yi took a step forward, looking down at him condescendingly, "Short smash."

juvenile:"……"

The author has something to say: Gu·Stingy·Grudgement·Yi: Keep accounts in a small book.

Ruan·Background board·It is said that he will appear soon·Changfeng: Huh?

Fewer·[-] points of damage·year: This person has a very poisonous mouth.

Huan still far away in an unknown corner Qian: Yes, why hasn't Gu Yi been beaten to death yet?Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

Yu Ya Yu ~ 1 bottle;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!