The son and his father can't tell the species of the cub [Cross Book]

1.1 Nine-tailed cat returns home

The moment he stepped out of the time-space tunnel and stepped on the ground, Yuan Shujiu knew he had arrived home.

Ming Jinhuai arrived at the finish line right after him. He looked around the small bedroom with a small square meter, smiled knowingly, and said, "This is where you lived before crossing."

Computers, tablets, fancy posters, and countless online books, this layout has already explained everything.

The clock on the wall honestly reported the time, which was the day before he traveled.

As if, everything returned to the starting point, and nothing happened.

Yuan Shujiu did not speak.

He stood there in a daze, as if he was a little timid, and slowly reached out to touch the mobile phone on the table, and carefully traced his shape, his fingers were trembling for a while.

After a while, Ming Jinhuai heard him ask seriously: "What's the power-on password?"

President Ming: "..."

Yuan Dabai ran out of the bedroom shaking his head, looked around curiously, and met a beautiful couple of nine-tailed cats in the living room as soon as he went out.

Both sides were startled.

□□, who was cooking, stood at the door of the kitchen with cold dishes, looked at him vigilantly and curiously, and asked, "Whose kitten broke in, why didn't I notice it at all?"

Yuan Baixing blinked her big innocent eyes, her voice was loud, her milk was milky and familiar: "Beautiful grandma, I am your grandson Baibai!"

Nine-tailed cat couple:? ? ?Are you fucking teasing me?

"...Are you our grandson?"

"Yes, my son."

Yuan Shujiu came out, pointed at the cub, and said proudly, "Dad, Mom, I gave birth to this cat!"

The couple were dumbfounded.

"Son, are you okay, do you remember that you are a male cat?"

"It's over, it's over, our Nine-Tailed Cat family must have inherited delusions. It's okay for his brother to pretend that he is a purebred human all day long. Now even Jiujiu has begun to be male and female!"

Yuan Shujiu said righteously: "How can you compare me with my brother? He is an actor, but I am not! If you don't believe me..." He pulled Ming Jinhuai in from the bedroom and pointed at him. He said: "Here, my wife, I have a baby with him!"

Original father and original mother:? ? ?Why did a man pop up out of nowhere!

And this breath... a little scary.

Yuan Shujiu had no choice but to explain everything clearly, from his crossing to running with the ball to maintaining the peace of the three realms of that plane with divine manipulation.

Yuan's father and mother were stunned for a while, and after a while, they gradually accepted the reality.

Yuan Shujiu fiddled with the phone, and asked impatiently, "Mom and Dad, where is my brother?"

It's been a long time since I saw him, he really misses his actor brother.

Said that Cao Cao Cao Cao will arrive.

As soon as he chanted, the door was opened, and then Yuan Xiuxiu came in with a group of men, with a clear and brisk voice: "Mom and Dad, I'm back, Jiujiu, come and meet your sister-in-laws!"

Yuan Shujiu raised his head, and standing behind his brother were one, two, three, four, five, six, seven... men with different styles and auras, but all of them were stunning beauties.

Sisters-in-law...so are these all?

Yuan Xuxiu also saw his younger brother sitting inside, Ming Jinhuai beside him, and the little cub.

The two brothers looked at each other and fell silent.

After a long time...

"What a coincidence, brother, you have also traveled through time?"

"Well, it seems that you too..."

1.2 Brothers talk and exchange ideas.

The brothers Yuan Jiujiu and Yuan Xiuxiu were exchanging their travel experience.

Jiujiu: "I'm called Yuanshu Wine there."

Xiuxiu: "My name is Minglai over there."

Tweeting: "I traveled to the world of a dog-blood novel, teased my scumbag uncle, ran with the ball after sleeping, and it turned out that my husband is an ancient god, my son is a demon emperor, and he is still a deadly enemy..."

Xiuxiu: "I traveled to the interstellar plane, got engaged to my eldest wife, and then met my eldest wife's two deadly enemies, a good friend, his third brother, the prince he supported, his majesty of their country, and the prince of their country." The marshal, the speaker of their country, the prime minister of their country, oh yes, and the accomplices who did evil together with him..."

Tweeting: "Later, I saved the Three Realms and gained world peace."

Xiuxiu: "I thought I had the 72 concubines of Sangong Sixth Hospital, but they told me that they were slices of one person."

Jiujiu: "What a coincidence, my wife is also a slicer, they are not fully integrated!"

Xiuxiu: "Yes, the slices refuse to fuse."

Summary: "Slicing is risky, easy for Voldemort."

The two brothers looked at each other, feeling sorry for each other.

2.1 Former Shirahoshi goes to school

In a flash, the little boy will be of elementary school age.

In this regard, Yuan Baixing has something to say: "Father, I am the demon king. Of course, my task is to build a great river and mountain in the demon world, so that every monster can live a happy and healthy life, and let the huge demon world quickly catch up with the progress of human beings." Technological development! How can you stay in the world and be a primary school student?"

Ming Jinhuai was dealing with official business, when he heard the words, he raised his head and ruthlessly made up the knife: "Son, Zhisheng returned your goods, the demon world doesn't need your majesty."

Yuan Baixing was furious: "I have all the memories of the demon emperor, I am your majesty, I am the king! Why can't I go back if he doesn't let me go back?"

Yuan Shujiu had no expression on his face: "Even if you have his memory, it can't change the fact that you are illiterate."

"I am the Demon Emperor!"

"You are illiterate."

"..." Yuan Dabai took a step back in humiliation, and said, "Forget it, I can go to school, but you must let Gege go to school with me!"

Good brother, we are in trouble together!He will not let the Demon Emperor enjoy himself alone!

The Demon Emperor pulled away from him as if nothing had happened, and said calmly: "I recall that the Demon World still has unfinished business..."

Said to run away.

But Yuan Shujiu dragged him back. He stared at the Demon Emperor twice, and smiled strangely: "Your Majesty, speaking of it, it is indeed time to prepare a new body for you."

Demon Emperor:? !

Guna!

A month later, the one-meter-tall Yuan Baixing stood at the door with a small schoolbag on his back and said goodbye to Yuan Shujiu: "Dad, go to school for nothing!"

"Gege, let's go!"

As he spoke, he took his companion's hand.

The one-meter-tall Q version of the Yaohuang had a gloomy face, silent and covered with dark clouds, and he dragged him slowly towards the No. [-] Primary School in Chaoyang District.

From today onwards, Yuan Baixing finally has a companion, and the name was chosen by him himself: Yuan Moyue.

Niang chirp, the demon emperor collapsed on the spot.

The little brat is still confident: "My name is Bai Xing, of course you are Mo Yue, what a match!"

I don't know if it was stimulated by the "good match" at the end, but His Majesty finally accepted this human name.

However, the boy who yelled the most was "Ge Ge", which belonged to his second personality.

"Gege, I want to eat ice cream!"

"Gege, did you steal your phone?"

"Gege, get on the number quickly, you can score in the duo!"

"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..."

The students in the same class asked curiously: "You keep calling him brother, are you twin brothers?"

"No!" Yuan Baixing blinked his big watery eyes, and said nonsense in a serious manner: "Ge Ge's life experience is very miserable, I picked him from the trash can. Mom said that Ge Ge's IQ is like a mental retardation, so it is in vain. I have to protect him well so that no one will bully my Gege!"

"Wow, how miserable!"

Demon King: "..."

2.2 watching movies

The comedy movie "The Second Generation of Rich" received rave reviews after its release, and even the school where the original Bai Xing worked began to organize a broadcast.

In the studio, the pictures on the big screen kept laughing out loud, and all the students were immersed in this magnificent and interesting world, even the class teacher was no exception.

Compared with the children just blindly laughing, the homeroom teacher is actually more emotional, saying that the core of this comedy is tragedy, and I don’t lie to me.

The screenwriting skills are really profound, and after every hilarious episode, there is a thought-provoking sadness.

Thinking of this, when he looked up, he suddenly noticed something strange in the students' seats. In the corner, a child was playing with his mobile phone with his head down. The fluorescent light from the screen shone on his face, which turned out to be quite serious.

The homeroom teacher walked over, and saw Yuan Baixing was serious about qualifying.

Next to him is Yuan Moyue (Demon Emperor). This one doesn't play games, but just keeps his eyes closed with a cool face, completely dismissive of movies.

What kind of unlucky kids are these?

She had a headache, went forward and confiscated the little boy's mobile phone, then lowered her voice, and began to teach the students a thought lesson: "Why don't the stars watch movies? The teacher told you that this movie..."

Yuan Baixing interrupted suddenly: "Teacher, this movie is boring."

The teacher in charge was dumbfounded, "Have you watched it, just say it's boring."

"I've seen it," Yuan Baixing said as a matter of course: "This movie is based on me. Have you seen the invincible and handsome male lead? That's me. The bad guy next to him is not arrogant and domineering." , is written according to my Gege."

As he spoke, he pointed to the Demon Emperor next to him.

head teacher:? ? ?Are you kidding me?

Are the kids nowadays so good at lying? They can say anything! !

The head teacher was furious: "Call your parents tomorrow!"

the next day……

The parents didn't come, it was Pei Qingxi who came.

The man took off his sunglasses, revealing a handsome and indifferent face, nodded slightly to her, and said indifferently: "Hello, Yuan Baixing's father is on a business trip, you can tell me if there is anything you want."

"You, you... King Pei!"

The homeroom teacher widened his eyes and asked in shock, "Are you Yuan Baixing's guardian?"

Yuan Baixing said confidently, "No, she is my wife!"

The teacher in charge didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said, "Don't make trouble, this should be your uncle."

Pei Qingxi hooked her lips, and said mockingly: "Didn't he say that I am his wife?"

The head teacher choked: "..."

Very well, this mean and ruthless character is definitely not the fault of Pei Tianwang himself.

"Mr. Pei, I came to you today because of the child's inattention in class..."

Pei Qingxi interrupted mercilessly: "It's not because he said that he is the prototype of "The Second Generation of Rich". Doesn't the teacher believe it? Maybe you can check the file, the column of his father says Yuan Shujiu , Ming Jinhuai, the former is the screenwriter of "The Rich Second Generation", the problem of the prototype is not wrong."

The head teacher was dumbfounded.

Pei Tianwang ruthlessly took the little boy away.

Of course, there is also a gift of His Majesty the Demon Emperor.

After getting in the car, the little brat still grabbed his hand and said with emotion: "Pei Pei, you are so kind. When I grow up, I will definitely marry you as my wife!"

His Majesty let out a sneer.

Of course, at this time, Pei Qingxi didn't know that with the same sentence, this playful brat had promised countless people in the future.

He also attempted to achieve it.

Of course, failed.