The son and his father can't tell the species of the cub [Cross Book]

Chapter 70

Yuan Shujiu was shocked by his outrageous words, and it took a while before he shouted suspiciously: "Yuan Baixing?"

The little boy's big bright eyes were full of anticipation, he proudly puffed out his chest, and responded crisply: "Daddy, I'm here!"

——You are trying to die!

If it weren't for the cameras around him, Yuan Shujiu would really like to enforce the law violently and fly the little bastard out with one tail, letting him know that if he doesn't die, he won't die.

But no, the difference between a big cat and a kitten is that Dad has to take care of the overall situation when he gets angry again!

At most, it is to turn over old accounts after the fact.

He was so angry that the roots of his teeth itched, he ground his teeth fiercely, and then he showed a kind fatherly smile, and asked softly, "What reward does the star want?"

The little boy rolled his eyes, and said clearly: "Dad, Xing Xing accompanied you to participate in variety shows is also doing business. Recording the show is very hard, and you can't use it at the same time. Therefore, the first one, Xing Xing asked to suspend the history class of big sharks to ensure that I There is plenty of time to record the show!"

The words were spoken with great confidence, and the camera followed up in a timely manner, recording all the scenes of the negotiation between the father and son.

Yuan Shujiu asked angrily and amusedly, "What about the second one?"

"A star who can record shows is no longer a child. Of course, he must have the right to control his own mobile phone. I can't let the big shark confiscate my mobile phone!"

Obviously, this is his real purpose.

Of course Yuan Shujiu would not refuse in public, he just patted his son's head "lovingly" and said softly, "Okay, Dad promised you, you can get out of the car, Yuan Xiaoxing."

"I have one more request." The little boy was frantically tempted on the verge of being beaten, and said quickly: "Dad can't regret it later, and can't settle old scores with me!"

"Of course, no problem."

Everyone listened from afar, and couldn't help laughing. They couldn't help but sketched the image of a little ghost and a monkey in their minds.

Lu Yinghou looked down at her daughter, Xiao Xuehua, who was quietly reading a book, and she couldn't help but secretly rejoiced that the last guest brought a lively and smart boy, not only did not clash with her family, but also could perfectly set off Xiao Xuehua cute and sensible.

Thinking of this, she immediately felt relieved.

At this time, Yuan Baixing sat on the ground and won the audience. Under the camera's hard work, he clearly recorded the appearance of the last guest.

Under the leadership of his father, the little boy jumped out of the car. He was wearing a gold and white dress, his black hair was soft and docile, his skin was fair, his lips were red, his lips were red and his teeth were white. His facial features, which had not yet grown up, were exquisite beyond human imagination.

He obediently took his father's hand and walked forward, his clear black eyes were a bit ignorant, and his cuteness was like... like a paper man that only existed in fantasy.

This is completely opposite to the image of a monkey and a bear in everyone's mind.This... such a beautiful porcelain doll, even if the sky is torn down, it can be forgiven!

The host stood up at the right time to say the opening remarks. Each person brought their own combination, and the next step was to assign tasks:

"The purpose of our program is to let every pair fully experience the value of family affection in the interaction, so next, every parent is invited to prepare a home-cooked meal for their children or younger siblings."

He said, and handed over four red envelopes: "The amount inside is the same, 20 yuan per person, this is the fund for preparing raw materials for everyone. The task requires that you are not allowed to bring your own funds, and you are not allowed to use your celebrity status to borrow money from passers-by." money."

20 yuan per person? ? ?

Everyone opened the red envelope and looked at it, and their expressions became strange. What can you buy with 20 yuan in the imperial capital?Two steamed buns and a bowl of mustard? ? ?

Xiaohua Yuan Dan suddenly screamed: "This difficulty is too high!"

Lu Yinghou breathed a sigh of relief, after all, she raised a child before, so it wasn't difficult for her. The woman smiled at the camera and said, "It's better to cook a vegetarian meal and prepare an egg for Xiaoxuehua." Enough."

The camera silently turned to the Blue Bird Brothers, only to find that the two were huddled in a corner as quiet as chickens.

The host asked with a confused face: "Have you two not figured out how to complete the task yet?"

Yun Qing carefully glanced at Yuan Shujiu, and found that Xie Xing and his son hadn't noticed them, so she told the host coldly, "We don't eat."

host:? ? ?What kind of freak is this?

He silently turned the camera to the last pair of guests, and asked Yuan Shujiu with concern: "Where is Teacher Yuan? Have you decided what to cook?"

Yuan Shujiu had a calm expression on his face, not panicking at all: "It's home cooking."

Yuan Dan glanced this way, and his heart skipped a beat, why does it look so unreliable?Yuan Shujiu Can a big man really know how to cook?If a boy as cute as Xing Xing was to be hungry, then she really couldn't bear it.

Thinking of this, she took the initiative to touch Yuan Baixing's head, and said softly: "Why don't we cooperate, the two of us will definitely not let the child go hungry."

Yuan Baixing blinked his big eyes, looking very cute: "Thank you, miss."

Wow... so cute!

Yuan Dan suddenly felt like her heart was going to melt. She glanced at her rebellious sister, and then at the well-behaved and beautiful Yuan Baixing. Her eyes were full of envy, and she couldn't help feeling: "Teacher Yuan, I really envy you. If I To have such a beautiful child, let me quit the entertainment industry and get married now, I am also willing!"

Retiring from the circle to give birth to such a silly criticism?

Yuan Shujiu's expression was a bit subtle, and he persuaded in a low voice: "Girl, you should think twice about everything. What you get in exchange for a moment of impulsiveness will definitely be a lifetime of regret."

Yuan Dan thought he was trying to persuade him not to give up his career, so he smiled embarrassedly and said, "Mr. Yuan, I'm just thinking about it. I don't have a boyfriend yet!"

The kitten's eyes lit up, he stepped forward to hold the young lady's hand, and said childishly: "Miss sister, Xingxing also likes you very much, to be honest, from the first time I saw you From the very beginning, I think you are the most suitable to be my mother!"

He leaned close to Yuan Dan's ear and said in a very low voice: "What do you think of my father? He looks so good-looking, and he even has a little star attached. Sister, would you like to try it with my father?"

puff--!

Yuan Dan coughed again and again, and it took him a while to recover, and he said dumbfoundedly: "Xing Xing, don't make trouble, I don't dare to rob someone with your other father."

That's Mr. Ming!

Although Yuan Baixing said this, no one can be indifferent.

Yuan Shujiu's mind immediately flashed what Maozizi said to Changlin: "Brother Changlin, I think you are my new daddy!"

The little bastard really didn't give up, even though his father had already started, he still tried to cuckold his father, desperately trying to find a harem for his father.

Yuan Shujiu had black lines on his face, he stretched out his hand to take his son back, laughed dryly, and explained: "This little bastard only likes pretty brothers and sisters, so you don't have to worry about it."

Yuan Dan waved his hands again and again: "It's okay, it's okay."

but……

She quietly glanced at the little Xingxing, who was as beautiful as a porcelain doll, and couldn't help thinking about it. Yuan Baixing hoped so much to have a new mother, and it really was Ming Jinhuai who treated him and his father badly, right?

Woohoo, poor teacher Yuan, poor little Xing Xing.

Yuan Dan felt angina and loved Xing Xing even more.

The four groups of guests, except for Shenyin's blue bird brother, the other three have already bought ingredients from the vegetable market.

When the program team formulated this task, it was very thoughtful. While the parents were cooking, the host secretly came over to remind the young guests that the lines were ready.

The host gently coaxed: "Dad/Mom/Sister cooks very hard, do you want to help them?"

That's right, he secretly thought, the picture edited in this way must be full of warmth.

But he didn't get a response.

When the host raised his head in doubt, his smile froze immediately.

He watched Yuan Baixing walk in with his schoolbag on his back, and then took out a Coke can, spicy chips, chicken wings and neck, French fries, and even watermelon from it! ! !

Damn, when did he bring the schoolbag? ! !

There are so many snacks in this small schoolbag!

That little brat who looked like a porcelain doll instantly broke his cute and cute personality. Yuan Baixing sat down comfortably on the sofa, and he still didn't forget to take out a piece of watermelon and hand it to Xiao Xuehua next to him, and said very calmly: " They take a long time to cook, so let's eat ours first."

Very good, the picture of family affection in the program group is broken.

Xiaoxuehua took the melon in a daze, "Thank you sister."

Yuan Baixing's face darkened immediately, and he corrected him seriously: "Call me brother. Although my brother is very good-looking, but my brother is a first-class pure man, do you know that?"

Little Xuehua is still a four-year-old native, so of course she easily listened to what he said, and nodded obediently: "Thank you brother."

And then she got carried away.

The two of them sat quietly on the sofa, eating melons and watching the excitement. If the program crew hadn't forced each other to death, Yuan Baixing would have tried to turn on the phone and play games with Xiao Xuehua.

The host watched this scene, his expression froze into a sculpture, and it took a while to recover, and continued to try to bring them back on track: "Little Xingxing, don't you wonder what delicious food Dad made for you? "

Yuan Baixing glanced at him, sighed: "Not curious."

With a look of hatred on his face, he reprimanded: "Why do you insist on letting him cook? Isn't the takeaway delicious? Doesn't KFC McDonald's taste good?"

Xiao Xuehua also nodded in agreement: "KFC's corn cups are delicious!"

Yuan Baixing said casually, "Finger-licking plain chicken is also delicious."

So the topic started to go off track again.

Host: "..." This show can't be hosted anymore!

He failed to defeat this brat, and left the living room in a daze to go to the No. [-] kitchen. He saw Yuan Shujiu busy in it, and the host's eyes lit up, thinking that there was still hope for this show.

He immediately stepped forward and asked with concern: "What kind of dishes did Mr. Yuan cook? Aren't you going to work together? Why don't you see Dandan..."

He said, looked down at the pot, his expression froze

Yuan Shujiu honestly reported the name of the dish: "Braised beef in brown sauce, fresh shrimp and fish plate, Laotan sauerkraut...instant noodles, would you like a bowl? I can add an extra ham sausage for you."

The host silently turned around and left.

"I'm so naive... No wonder he doesn't panic at all with 20 yuan, he must be more than enough to buy instant noodles... I used to think that the director who offered a limit of 20 yuan was the most poisonous, but I didn't expect him to fight poison with fire... What kind of program is this, what kind of strange combination is this..."

"Director, I can't take it anymore, I want to resign!!!"

The recording of the program on this day left a deep psychological shadow on the program crew.

In the past, it was their program group who conspired to embarrass the guests, but today they finally realized how the previous guests felt.

The original father and son are so poisonous!

After the recording ended in the evening, what were Yuan's father and son doing?

Yuan Dabai was being beaten.

At first, the boy didn't know what he was going to face. After taking a shower, Yuan Shujiu took out his mobile phone, smiled gently at his son, and said, "Dabai, shall we play games?"

The kitten's eyes lit up: "Okay Dad, Dad is the best for Bai Bai, Bai Bai wants to play games with Dad!"

Then Yuan Shujiu pulled him into the 1V1 combination mode, took out the mage, and mercilessly beat the opposite son's little Luban into the soil, over and over again.

After one round, Da Bai Cub died more than ten times, and since then he had a serious psychological shadow on Lu Ban, sobbing and saying: "Bai Bai doesn't want to play games anymore!"

Yuan Shujiu brutally helped his son quit the Internet addiction.

Dabai Zai expressed that he didn’t want to communicate with his father, and angrily took out his mobile phone to order takeaway food, but when he received a reminder that the balance was insufficient, he was heartbroken: “Dad, you said you would not turn over old debts!!”

Wow, Dad bullied poor little Baibai!

Yuan Shujiu recalled the scene of his son sitting on the floor raising the price today, and immediately sneered: "I promised to give you a mobile phone, but I didn't promise to add money to your balance."

The kitten still didn't escape his father's tricks, and shut himself off in an instant.

Yuan Shujiu pinched his little ears, his voice slowed down, and he began to use the soft policy: "It's not impossible to eat takeaway, but in vain, I have to obediently answer Dad's question, is it okay?"

The kitty looked back vigilantly: "What's the problem?"

"Did that foolish demon emperor teach you about your sitting on the ground today?" Yuan Shujiu narrowed his eyes slightly, and said dangerously: "To be honest, Dad won't argue with you, and he will reward honest kittens." A box of egg tarts."

The cat cub decisively sold the Demon Emperor: "It's him! He said that he can have independence for nothing! It's all his fault. It's still nothing. Dad, don't be angry for nothing."

Demon King: "..."

Fuck!

"Very good." Yuan Shujiu patted his son's head lovingly, and took out his mobile phone to order as a reward, "As long as Baibai is obedient, Dad will definitely hurt Baibai. If he encourages you to do anything in the future, you must do it in time." Tell Dad if you know? There will be rewards for reporting."

As soon as he heard that there was a prize, the cat's eyes lit up immediately, and he sold everything the Demon Emperor had said: "He told Bai Bai that after the fit, he would definitely not disconnect from the Internet, and let Bai Bai continue to think about it." He eats whatever he wants, and he said that he can punch big sharks after being combined! But he didn’t know how to get together, so he asked Bai Bai to tell the two blue birds that Meow is their Majesty.

But Bai Bai is a good boy, so he won't be a traitor without telling his father! "

Yuan Shujiu's smile deepened, and his voice softened: "Very good, what reward do you want for being so obedient? Do you think about the human being who was afraid of you last time? Dad asked him to come and play with you?"

The cat cub flicked his tail happily, and rubbed himself into Yuan Shujiu's arms, meowing heartlessly: "Dad is so kind!"

Now His Majesty is autistic.

the other side

The blue bird monster general brothers have experienced a day of suffering, which is also quite autistic.

"Brother, I really can't take it anymore, let's quit this show!" Wuqing suggested painfully.

Yun Qing's face turned black, and he walked around the room, saying bitterly: "No, we need exposure to find His Majesty, and we can't let those Nine-Tails father and son be too arrogant!"

"But... we can't beat QAQ"

Yun Qing thought for a while, and said decisively: "I'm going back to the demon world to ask Zhisheng for help. They are just relying on the support of the descendants of the God. Zhisheng must have a way to deal with them!"

Wuqing's eyes lit up immediately, and she let out a cry, thinking about the future with joy: "Brother, go quickly, it's best to let Zhisheng give them a treasure that can restrain them, I will peck those two hateful cats to death! Especially That little brat who bites so painfully!"

The author has something to say: I did the math, and the work income will be 11000 soon, and I will add another [-] to celebrate when the time comes =W=