I'm really not a flower picker! gl

Lin Ruo cleaned for a whole day, and finally went back to her room. This residence is actually quite big, with an area of ​​[-] square meters, but she found that there was no one in this dormitory. Just now I heard that there was no one here. It was lived by some court ladies.

But when the maids heard that Lin Ruo was coming to live, they were all scared away by her.

Especially when she heard that the maids of honor wore bellybands close to their bodies, for fear that Lin Ruo would steal them.

Lin Ruo felt very wronged, she is not a scourge, why are everyone so afraid of her?

Now that she lives alone, I am the most afraid of loneliness!

Forget it, let's find something to eat!Lin Ruo touched her stomach and found that she had been hungry recently, and she was hungry again after eating.

She is 23 years old now, probably not when she is still growing up!

Lin Ruo was sitting in the hall, and soon a little father-in-law came over to give her some food.

My father-in-law, I want to ask something.Lin Ruo leaned close to him and asked suddenly.

The little father-in-law was so frightened that his legs went limp, he quickly knelt on the ground and begged for mercy, "Nv Xia Lin, spare me!"

Ruo Lin:...

So afraid of her!Hey, she stopped asking.So as not to scare others to death and take their own lives.Lin Ruo had no choice but to obediently pick up the food and start eating.

The little father-in-law just lay on the ground and didn't dare to move, very humble.

Lin Ruo glanced at him and found that the little father-in-law still had whip wounds on his hands. He was probably a weak eunuch in the palace. I heard that eunuchs are miserable, and now they are still living in this palace where the weak and the strong prey on the weak. They really are not as good as pets. dog.

She touched her pocket and took out Zichan's golden sore medicine, she said with a painful face: "Little eunuch, if you don't mind take it out and wipe it!"

"Nvxia Lin, I don't dare to take it, please take it back." The little eunuch lowered his head and didn't dare to look at Lin Ruo at all.

Lin Ruo stuffed it directly into the little father-in-law's hand, and said bluntly: "Don't worry, I gave it to you. Hurry up and heal the injury! You can serve me food and meals in the future."

After stuffing it, she took the big old man's bowl and ate it happily.

The little father-in-law held the porcelain bottle tightly, lowered his head and dared not lift it up.

When Lin Ruo finished eating, the little father-in-law hurriedly said with the bowl in his hand, "My servant's name is Xiao Guizi, Xia Lin, thank you for your medicine."

After finishing talking, Xiao Guizi hurried out.

When Lin Ruo heard the name while drinking tea, she almost subconsciously said, "Oh, this name has a future."

This day she lived fairly peacefully. After sleeping and waking up, she ate the breakfast brought by Xiao Guizi. She sat in a daze in front of the main hall, because the alchemy room is very busy now, no one cares about her at all, as long as she does not step out of alchemy There are no guards following her at all times.

This treatment is like a princess!

Lin Ruo picked his nose, pulled out a nose hair, and blew it.

Soon she raised her head and saw a Taoist priest wearing a zodiac robe standing in front of her. The Taoist priest looked down at Lin Ruo and said while holding his beard, "Are you the medicine boy His Majesty sent to help you?"

Lin Ruo took a closer look at this Taoist priest, and saw that he had thick eyebrows and big eyes, which were quite sturdy, and it was the...

Seeing the eyebrows, Lin Ruo was almost shocked and said, "Fuck, this Taoist priest has two eyebrows."

The emperor usually looks at such a hot-eyed person like this?

Out of politeness, Lin Ruo immediately stood up and respectfully bowed to him, "Hello, Simei Daoist!"

The Taoist priest frowned, and he scolded: "Shut up, in the future you will call Pindao Taoist Huangtang."

"Oh, Daoist Absurd, hello." Lin Ruo bowed a second time.

"It's Huangtang, it's not ridiculous, don't think that the Taoist priest is not the only one who said that word." The Taoist priest with four eyebrows was still dissatisfied.

"Yes! Absurd Daoist."

"It's not absurd to say it's Huangtang. Call me Taoist Huangtang!"

"Oh absurd...Is it Taoist Fang Tang?"

"No, it's Taoist Huangtang."

Huangtang jumped up angrily, and scolded: "No, it's the absurd Taoist priest.

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Lin Ruo couldn't help but put her hands on her hips when she was refuted, and said displeasedly, "Hey, are you going to finish! Rory, talk about it."

Daoist Huangtang was taken aback by Lin Ruo's attitude. He couldn't believe that in this palace, whoever saw him had to give up three points, but the woman in front of him didn't take himself seriously.

"Presumptuous! How dare you disrespect this Taoist priest like this, I will ask Eunuch Zheng to punish you." Taoist Huangtang immediately threatened.

Lin Ruo raised the broom indifferently, and swiped hard at Huang Tang's legs.

"Sorry, Daoist, don't hinder me from sweeping the trash."

Huangtang was so angry that he immediately asked Yaotong to call Eunuch Zheng.

Eunuch Zheng is here, but he didn't give Huangtang a head start, instead he reminded him: "Your Majesty has temporarily placed this person in the Daoist Hall, and please ask the Daoist to let this little girl go. The miscellaneous family will follow up more in the future." The Taoist priest is accommodating, especially when it comes to going out of the palace."

Taoist Huangtang let go, looked at Lin Ruo and said, "Hmph, I will let you go!"

After speaking, he continued to go to the alchemy hall to refine chemicals.

Eunuch Zheng snorted coldly at Lin Ruo, "Miss Lin, don't cause trouble, forget what Zajia said yesterday."

Lin Ruo was holding the broom next to her, her face was so dazed that she was out of shape just now, and didn't hear what Eunuch Zheng was saying at all.

"Ah! Eunuch Zheng was too windy just now, I didn't hear it. Can you say it again?"

Eunuch Zheng shook his sleeves angrily, and said: "The miscellaneous family has gone back, you really don't know what to do."

If it weren't for Miss Lin who His Majesty personally confessed to favor, he would have taught this ignorant girl a long time ago.

Eunuch Zheng went back full of anger.

Lin Ruo was still in a daze, until a 12-year-old drug boy wearing a small Taoist robe came out of the hall. He walked over with short legs and said arrogantly: "Master just went to give a lecture at the holy place, you, hurry up and clean the alchemy furnace. Be lazy."

"Yes, yes, yes! Little brother, my girl's family is suffering~" Lin Ruo carried a broom into the hall listlessly.

She saw that the two-meter-high golden lacquer alchemy furnace was still burning, and there were some chemical substances nearby. Although she didn't know what kind of elixir they were refining, Lin Ruo knew that it was no different from eating heavy metal balls.

Why is the emperor so stupid to believe in some kind of elixir, which is obviously mercury pills.

So she cleaned it casually, and then took a cloth and wiped a small golden cauldron. Maybe she didn't notice that it was too hot. Lin Ruo yelled, "I'm going, this is a burnt cauldron!"

Then the golden tripod was knocked down with both hands, and there was a loud noise in the whole hall.

Lin Ruo quickly picked it up and helped Jinding. She carefully looked around and found no one around. She couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. Fortunately, no one saw it.

Then she took a step back, and with a thud, something under her feet was crushed flat by her.

At this time, the little medicine boy walked in very quickly, looked at the golden cauldron arrogantly and said: "The Taoist priest needs the longevity pills in this cauldron, and we will send them there later."

As he spoke, he lifted the lid and found that it was empty, his little face darkened suddenly: "Where's the medicine?"

In fact, Lin Ruo dropped it and accidentally stepped on it.

"Uh...I'll look for it." Lin Ruo stood there with a guilty conscience and looked around.

Yaotong's eyesight was very sharp, he instantly noticed something was wrong, he pointed at Lin Ruo and said, "Wait, did you step on something under your feet!?"

Lin Ruo's face paled a little, she stroked her head and said naively: "I'm sorry, I don't know which concubine's dog ran over and pulled a pile of shit, and I accidentally stepped on it, so don't look at it."

"So as not to smoke you!"

"No! Lift your foot up." The drug boy came over seriously and grabbed Lin Ruo's left foot.

Lin Ruo hurriedly said: "I said it was shit, little brother, don't lift my feet."

"Bah! It's useless to call me brother now, I want to see the bottom of your feet." The drug boy raised Lin Ruo's feet and saw the pills that had been trampled into the shape of rotten rice cakes. His face immediately changed and he said angrily: " Oh, so you stepped on the pill, I want to tell the Taoist priest to let the emperor cut off your head."

Lin Ruo immediately became very nervous, no, wouldn't she lose her head like this.

Immediately, she bent down and picked out the pills from the soles of her shoes, pushed down the delicate drug boy with her right hand, and stuck a handful of trampled pills on the drug boy's shoes.

After wiping it off, she breathed a sigh of relief and wiped off her sweat and said, "If you tell the truth, I'll tell you that I stepped on it with you. And you stepped on it a few more times and said that His Majesty's elixir of life is shit."

When the drug boy saw the medicinal mud under his feet, he cried in fright. He pointed at his little hand tremblingly and said, "You despicable and shameless woman. How dare you beat me up! This boy will not spare you."

Lin Ruo crossed her hips, tossed her hair and said indifferently: "Thank you little brother for your compliment, the most important thing now is to get a piece of shit, oh no pills."

"Otherwise, let's hold hands and drink Mengpo soup together!"

"Qaq! You despicable woman." Two lines of tears flowed out of Yaotong's face instantly. He shouldn't have let this woman into the palace, otherwise he wouldn't have caused such a big disaster.

The two of them froze here, Taoist Master Huangtang, who had gone back and forth in the hall, saw that the disciple hadn't brought the medicine yet, so he hurried back to have a look.

I saw the disciple sitting on the ground and crying with grievance.

"Xiao Huang, my teacher asked you to take medicine, why are you sitting here?"

When Xiao Huang saw the master coming, he immediately got up and wanted to file a complaint.

Seeing this, Lin Ruo immediately covered Yaotong's mouth in fright.

But the movement was too big, so that the entire broom was thrown out and knocked over the incense burner next to it, and the three incense sticks with sparks in the incense burner were thrown out instantly.

They all fired together, and they hit Daoist Huangtang's hair crown accurately.

Before Master Huangtang could react, suddenly there was a small buzzing sound above his head, and a small fire burst out.

Then Lin Ruo and Ah Huang were taken aback.

Daoist Huangtang felt that the top of his head was extremely hot, so he immediately covered his hair with his wide sleeves, and then...the sleeves were also burned.

"Ahhhh!!!!!!"

"Help!"

"Wow... Pindao's head is on fire!!!"

Taoist Huangtang immediately rolled on the ground, he was so frightened that he didn't even have the reaction to save himself.

Soon, the eunuch outside heard the sound, came in and saw a big fire on the head of the Taoist priest, and immediately took a basin of sewage from the washing place and poured it over, and finally put out the fire.

Taoist Huangtang was saved.

Otherwise, he has become a monk, even though he was already a monk.

Lin Ruo and Xiao Huang obediently stayed beside them, both trembling and afraid to speak.

After waiting for a stick of incense, Taoist Master Huangtang sat on the ground, he wanted to cry without tears and sighed: "Poverty Daoist, a Taoist immortal head, turned into a monk."

As for the culprit, Lin Ruo, she had no choice but to sneak out out of guilty conscience, and after a while, she came over with a wig that she didn't know where to get.

She comforted her face and said: "Don't be afraid, Daoist, I made a wig for you. The so-called body, hair and skin are subject to my parents, and I can't ask them for real hair, so I found some chicken feathers and dyed them black, and made them for you." short hair."

Taoist Huangtang: "QAQ, you go, you and I don't get along."

"Oh, don't be like this, make it look like I'm bullying you, just let it go! How decent is it with a scorched mess of hair." Lin Ruo kindly gave the wig to him.

Taoist Huangtang stood up, pointed at her and complained, "Whose fault do you think!"

"Yes, yes, it's my fault. Come on, come on, Taoist priest wears a wig, so it won't be ugly..."

"By the way, do you want to shave off the eyebrows of two people by the way?!"

"Get out! Disappear from the Daoist Priest immediately!!!"

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At the same time, in the Shan mansion, Shan Zichan had just returned from the yamen, she went into the study to write a letter to send, and just picked up the ink pen and wrote a few words.

Suddenly Uncle Guan came over in a hurry and said: "Miss, there is news about Miss Lin in the palace."

Shan Zichan looked up at him, and asked with great concern, "What's going on with her?"

"It's just... the first day in the palace."

"Miss Lin set the Taoist priest's hair on fire." Guan Bo said a little speechlessly. There was such a commotion on the first day, how could Miss Lin be safe and sound in the palace in the future.My master has to worry about it again!

Hearing this, Shan Zichan subconsciously swiped the brush in her hand, and the originally written characters turned into dots of ink.

She helplessly supported her forehead and said, "Just as long as she's fine."

Not only here, but in the Imperial Study Room, Emperor Tianqi waited for a long time to take the medicine.

He still didn't see Taoist Huangtang bringing the medicine.

Then let Zheng Gonggong go and have a look.

As a result, after Eunuch Zheng went to the alchemy hall, he came with a man in a dirty Taoist robe. The man's face was so dark that he couldn't see his appearance clearly, but he stood on the hall with an explosive head like a mushroom on his head. .

Moreover, as soon as the visitor saw Emperor Tianqi, he knelt down and began to cry aggrievedly: "Your Majesty! You must make the decision for the poor!!"

Emperor Tianqi held the teacup in doubt. He didn't seem to know such a strange-looking person, so he glanced at Zheng Gonggong and said, "Who is this person?"

Then he took a sip of tea.

Until Eunuch Zheng carefully reported: "Your Majesty, you didn't recognize it!"

"He is Taoist Master Huangtang!"

"Pfft!!!" Emperor Tianqi spit out the tea from his mouth in an instant.

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