I'm really not a flower picker! gl

Sima Chanjun was slightly surprised, but she didn't think much about the movement outside the house, and immediately popped out a silver nugget with one hand, hitting the eavesdropper outside.

"Ahhh! My eyes." The people outside screamed in pain.

Shangguandu led his men to open the door immediately, and saw a man with a mole on his face rolling on the ground, and the guards caught him in.

"Who is here! Overheard us and don't want to live anymore, do you?" He said with a cold face.

After the man was caught, Wang Hong recognized him immediately.

Isn't this Master Hong!

Lin Ruo looked at Sima Chan obsessively, and leaned over to him, almost clinging to him.

Seeing that the girl was so shameless, Shangguan Du immediately walked over to block Lin Ruo's view.

Immediately, he threatened with a murderous look: "Look at me digging out your dog's eyes again."

"Go away, I'm not a dog's eye." Lin Ruo pushed him away without paying attention, and moved closer to Sima Chan's side, only three centimeters away from him.

What to do!Can I give you a hug? ?It would be great if I could hug her for a while, and if I hug her for a while, I won't have to take a bath for the rest of my life.

Lin Ruo was thinking badly, and as soon as she moved, she heard Master Hong's cracked voice threatening: "Hey! You don't know who I am! Let me go, or I'll let you, little boy, go around!"

Master Hong pointed at Sima Chan with a threatening face.

Lin Ruo's expression suddenly became gloomy.

What!How dare he call my male god a little boy! !

Lin Ruo turned his gaze to see that Master Hong was crushed to the ground, and he still had a very arrogant expression that you dare to mess with me and be careful that you can't eat it.

"Ada! You are an old man." Lin Ruo kicked Master Hong.

Master Hong rolled on the ground, rolling around.

"How dare you kick me..."

"Stomp on you, trample to death, trample to death!" Lin Ruo kicked up and down, left and right angrily.

Wang Hong got up from the ground and joined the beating scene.

The two kicked in a mess, and when Master Hong started howling and screaming, he slowly begged for mercy... After begging for mercy to no avail, he could only yell.

When Master Hong was almost trampled silent, the people from Shangguandu pulled the two of them away.

Just now, the aura of the two people is like that of a bullfighting warrior, and the energy is as strong as a chicken's blood.The others were dumbfounded when they saw it, so they didn't dare to go up.

Shangguan Du frowned and looked at Master Hong who had been trampled into a pig's head, and asked, "What is your purpose for coming here!?"

Master Hong felt aggrieved and said, "No no no no."

"Don't say it, beat me up again!" Lin Ruo's fighting spirit was instantly ignited.

Wang Hong has already jumped up with both feet, trying to use Mr. Hong as a trampoline.

Master Hong was so frightened that he hugged his head, he said with difficulty with his swollen face: "Boss Huang sent... sent me."

As soon as these words came out, Sima Chan's eyes flashed a trace of coldness.

She said lightly, "Will Boss Huang care too much?"

Master Hong looked at Sima Chan tremblingly, and whispered, "I don't know, Boss Huang asked me to come up."

"The eavesdropping was also ordered by him?" Sima Chan asked coldly.

Master Hong nodded immediately.

Sima Chan waved his hands to let him go, and ordered: "Tell him not to stretch your hands too far. Otherwise, don't blame me for being rude."

Master Hong nodded in fear. Seeing that the others let him go, he quickly crawled out.

Seeing that the threshold was about to be seen, Lin Ruo walked over and kicked his ass, and Master Hong flew out.

Get it!

Lin Ruo clapped his hands and closed the door, leaned over to Sima Chan, and flattered him: "Young Master Sima is from the imperial court! Unfortunately, I also know a female friend who is an official. I don't know where Young Master Sima works. What a shame!" Nice to meet you."

While talking, the whole person is almost attached to the other person.

Sima Chan frowned slightly, she gently pushed Lin Ruo away, and reminded: "Girl, this matter has nothing to do with you, you can go back."

"Oh, don't be so indifferent! Isn't it time for midnight snack?" Lin Ruo clasped her hands in front of her chest, blinking her eyes.

"Mr. Sima, let me invite you to have supper!"

Wang Hong next to him couldn't help but hugged himself with both hands, he felt goosebumps all over his body so uncomfortable.Is this flower picker going to get sick again! ?

When Shangguan Du saw that his sweetheart had been accosted, he immediately had Lin Ruo pulled away, and walked to Sima Chan's side to block Lin Ruo's view.

"Come on, drive these two out of here!"

The subordinates immediately dragged Lin Ruo and Wang Hong out.

Wang Hong went out without hesitation.

Lin Ruo refused to go out even if she was beaten to death with a pillar, and the guards of Shangguan's family dared not touch her because of the intimacy between the men and women.

"Whoever touches me will give birth to a son without blinking!"

"Whoever touches me will give birth to a son with cross-eyed eyes."

"Whoever touches me will give birth to a son. There is a man's fate. There is no woman's fate."

One of the guards couldn't stand it anymore, and he immediately said angrily: "I have a son who offended you, girl, don't talk too much."

"Be careful not to get married in the future."

As soon as he finished speaking, he was so angry that he wanted to arrest someone, but the other guards stopped him.

"Don't stop me, I want to teach her a lesson, she's so hateful. My wife gave birth to me a fat boy last time, so I don't want this girl to curse me like this."

The other guards immediately let go and said, "Colleague, it's not that we want to stop you."

"It's because you can't beat her."

.....

The cruel reality made people feel that the guard immediately retreated aggrieved.

Sima Chan couldn't help sighing, she glanced at Lin Ruo a few times, and felt that this rambunctious and aggressive person was somewhat familiar.Not who she thought he was, though.

The person in front of me is just a stranger meeting for the first time.

Forget it, women in the Jianghu are not shy about worldly etiquette, so they are naturally rude, so don't pay attention to it.

But she seemed to underestimate Lin Ruo's thickness.

Lin Ruopidianpidian walked over and warmly invited, "Mr. Sima, would you like to go out with me to relax? Anyway, it's still early."

"No, I refuse." Sima Chan said without hesitation: "Girl, let's go back and rest early!"

The so-called beauty is in the eye of the beholder, Lin Ruo immediately held her face and screamed: "So handsome! Rejecting people is so cool and considerate."

Sima Chan:...

"Damn it! (〃＞炸＜) Get out of here, you stinky woman." Shangguan Du couldn't stand it anymore, and he pushed Lin Ruo out with his own hands.

As a result, as soon as he stepped on the threshold, he himself was pushed out by Lin Ruo.

boom!Close the door! !

Shangguan Du immediately stood up and knocked on the door, shouting: "Let me in! Damn woman, you shameless quack girl, get out of Brother Sima quickly."

Lin Ruo pretended not to hear that she had been beside Sima Chan the whole time, asking about her health, but because she was very skilled in martial arts, others dared not touch her.

And Lin Ruo didn't commit a crime, Shangguan Du and Shangguan's guards were helpless.

Sima Chan was given a headache by Lin Ruo.

She keeps asking weird things.

Lin Ruo didn't know where to take out the small notebook, and holding a brush, he asked, "Mr. Sima, when is your birthday?

"

"What do you like to eat?"

"Egg custard with green onions?"

"Also, do you like to drink tea well, or drink it while brewing?"

"Are you left-handed or right-handed?"

Sima Chan couldn't help frowning.This girl is annoying!

"Young Master Sima, Young Master Sima!"

"Sweet or not, do you like sweet or spicy..."

.....

She felt that she couldn't take it anymore, Shan Zichan... No, Sima Chan stood up and grabbed Lin Ruo's wrist.

Lin Ruo's eyes turned red immediately and he cried out, "The male god has held my hand."

"Why are you going to eat supper!?"

"Male god, where do you like to eat? Lively or secluded places?"

"If it were me, I think a secluded place would be better, preferably just you and me..."

Just after he finished speaking, Sima Chan grabbed Lin Ruo's hand and pulled him out of the gate, and he was kicked out.

Then with a bang, the door closed.

Lin Ruo was kicked out.

Seeing this, Shangguan's guards pressed the door one by one to block it, for fear that Lin Ruo would come in again.

After Shangguandu came in, he directly suggested to change the room.

Only Lin Ruo looked at his left hand stupidly, and sighed: "I will never wash my hands in my life."

As soon as the words finished, a cup of tea was poured on her left hand, and she washed it again!

Lin Ruocong's face collapsed when he was happy, going back and forth between heaven and hell, his life was full of ups and downs.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"It's so noisy that there is no end to it. Don't forget our business." Wang Hong threw away the teacup and persuaded.

Before he could react the next moment, he saw a black figure flashing in front of him at a terrifying speed, punching his face fiercely.

Lin Ruo went mad with anger: "Wang Hong, you shameless bastard."

"Hmm! Pfft!! You...you flower picker who forgets friends after seeing sex." Wang Hong fell on the stairs with his buttocks in the air.

After a farce, Lin Ruo finally calmed down.

Although she was still at the door of Sima Chan's room, it seemed that she had gone to see her.

Wang Hong rubbed his face and said in pain, "The auction on the seventh floor is about to start."

"Calm down for me later."

Lin Ruo nodded casually: "I see."

"Also, you have to hide your identity. Don't post it when you see a handsome guy. How shameless are you?" Wang Hong persuaded like a big brother.

Lin Ruo nodded again as his left ear went in and out of his right ear.

Wang Hong couldn't help but lose his temper when he saw that she was out of her mind.

He still wanted to talk, and asked Lin Ruo a few more things.

As a result, as soon as the door of Tianzi No. [-] room was opened, Wang Hong felt a gust of wind blowing past him.

Seeing Lin Ruo's figure jumping like a little mandarin duck in estrus, he stood up angrily and slapped the table and shouted, "You idiot, come back to me quickly, did you hear what I said?"

"The auction is about to start."

The author has something to say: Glazed Grass: Entering the v third watch.After that is the daily update, about 20 words will be finished!

There are not many words, and the whole book costs only three to five yuan. In this materialistic 21st century, two packs of spicy strips are like a big witch called a little witch. Three yuan can buy a work that makes you laugh out loud. Why not be happy? what?

As the protagonists of the 21st century, no matter whether the little angels are studying or working, there will be certain pressure.At this time, entertainment sketches are needed to pass the time and relieve the pressure.

Let's move your e-wallets!It's a piece that doesn't cost more than a day's breakfast money. (????) So I hope everyone will support the original version!

Lin Ruo: Please support, please support, I haven't caught up with Mr. Sima yet!

Liulicao: In short, thank you for supporting the genuine little angels.