Supreme Mission [Rebirth]

Gao Hua covered his nose and whimpered, moaning innocently while paying attention to Su Jin's reaction, making no secret of his acting.

The recording of the program is originally a playful game, and it is not a real act, so there is no need to pay attention to acting skills. At this time, a slightly exaggerated behavior is the effect that the directors are willing to see.

Su Jin naturally understands this, but he still has a cold face, the experience just now casts too much shadow on his mind.

As a senior member of the Appearance Association, Su Jin was kissed by a big man in cross-dressing, and almost lost the first kiss he had kept for nearly 20 years ==

— No, I need to be quiet.

Gao Hua yelled for a long time, seeing Su Jin holding the newly ordered coffee and looking around but not looking at him, he suddenly became unhappy.

How can you turn a blind eye to how he has been groomed for so long?

After disguised, Gao Hua completely brought himself into a female role. When he moved his buttocks, he would move to whichever way Su Jin looked at him. When his eyes met, Gao Hua would wink at him enchantingly.

[Subtitle: Aunt Gao is enchanting. 】

Su Jin: ...the eye of a needle is about to grow=口=!

The person who usually plays the image of a tough guy in TV dramas is suddenly dressed up like this. The picture is so beautiful that I can't bear to watch it.

"Xiao Jin, you slapped me when we first met, my young heart has been greatly hurt!"

Facing the painful expression on the face of the man clutching his heart, Su Jin twitched the corners of his mouth, "I'm sorry Brother Gao Hua, but I'm actually a senior member of the Appearance Association."

"Eh? It's a coincidence! Me too! So I'm happy when I see you, and I want to take advantage of it. How about it, I don't care if you kiss me."

"..."

[Subtitle: Molesting Little Fresh Meat? 】

--Hahaha!King Gao hasn't given up yet, he always likes to tease his little brother.

——Old Youtiao, let me tell you, your Weibo has been taken over by the jealous LG, did you make it?

——Gao Dawang successfully developed Huasu CP

Gao Hua's shameless style is different from Yi Zhou's, he is extremely tough and unreasonable.

Su Jin had a migraine, he turned his head and asked the onlookers: "Would you like to kiss Brother Gao Hua?"

The blushing waitress quickly shook her head.

"Hey, didn't you say you were my fan when you asked me for an autograph?" Gao Hua slapped the table and jumped up, obviously wanting to have a good talk about life with her.

The waitress covered her face and ran away.

Gao Hua sat down again, saw Su Jin drinking coffee to suppress his shock, and instantly remembered his mission.

"Forget it." Gao Hua adjusted his wig and clothes, and pretended to be reserved: "Waiter, let me bring you a cup of the most expensive coffee in your shop for the beauty! Don't want the best, but must be the most expensive! Bookkeeper Xiaojintou superior!"

Su Jin's unrejected attitude made Su Jin unable to utter a word of resistance.

Dressed in a hot-eyed manner, Jin, a lifelong member of Su Yanzhi Club, refuses to communicate with her.

After completing the task, Gao Hua grinned and raised his scissors to the camera.

After Gao Hua got off the car to carry out the mission, Peng Xingbo also came to the mission site.

"I just saw him take a dark lipstick in the studio. This old man must want to take advantage of the guests in this issue again. He is not ashamed when he is so old."

After recording programs with Gao Hua for more than two years, Peng Xingbo can understand his routines.

Before entering the tea restaurant, Peng Xingbo turned his head and said: "But the only thing I'm sure of is that Gao Hua's mentally retarded mission will definitely fail this time. The director said that the guests have to take the initiative or voluntarily consume. It is definitely the method of the overlord attacking hard."

[Subtitle: Two years of losing friends and knowing the bottom line]

——666!Peng Xingbo really knew King Gao, and that old fried dough stick enjoyed himself because of completing the task.

——I just said that I seem to have forgotten something, so the rules are like this _(:3」∠)_

——Retribution, sometimes IQ is really important√

Feng Hui's task was to wait for the regular host of the show in the tea restaurant, and he had been sitting here for more than half an hour.

"Little Hui?"

The voice with a little capital accent was very steady, and Feng Huibian, who had done his homework, recognized the person directly.

However, after he turned around with a warm smile, his expression cracked for a moment.

A man about 1.7 meters tall was wearing a knee-length skirt and a women's overcoat. Peng Xingbo was wearing a brown wig and scary makeup, walking steadily step by step.

"Brother Xingbo."

Feng Hui pulled back his thoughts of going to heaven, the gentleman got up and opened the chair for him, and Peng Xingbo sat down calmly.

"Little Hui, have you been waiting long?"

"Not long ago."

Feng Hui shook her head, looking at him with a complicated expression.

"Hey, this is all a bad thing done by that wicked director. He actually asked us to collectively dress up in a frenzy. I was thirsty all the way down. Can you buy me a drink?"

Peng Xingbo complained to Feng Hui as if he was talking to a friend, shortened the distance with one sentence, and then made a timely request that Feng Hui buy him a drink.

【Subtitle: Planning】

——I just saw how Gao Hua was stupid, and this time I saw Peng Xingbo's actions. I just want to ask, why is there such a big gap between people?

——This wave is okay, Peng Xingbo is smart, and he can complete the task with a few simple words.

——This game is too suspenseful, I prefer to see the picture of Zhou Zhou√

- LS1

Peng Xingbo is indeed known for his cunning in the show, his request was smooth and smooth, this straight ball is very reasonable, if ordinary people must agree to his words.

But Feng Hui was keenly aware of the strangeness, and the director called him before the recording of the program to inform him, and when he saw the regular host, don't easily agree to any of their requests.

As an excellent actor, Feng Hui expressed his concern without showing any signs of expression, and he handed over the tea he ordered earlier.

"Brother Xingbo, drink mine first, he hasn't touched much."

"Hey, how can this work?"

"It's okay, let's quench our thirst first."

Peng Xingbo knew that if he persisted, it would easily make Feng Hui suspicious. He picked up the teapot on the table, poured a cup, and drank it up.

Even though the opponent concealed it well, his short-term flaws still confirmed Feng Hui's doubts in his heart.

"There is not much tea left in this pot, how about we order another pot?" Peng Xingbo asked.

"Brother Xingbo, I'm really not thirsty."

Feng Hui smiled and did not answer.

Peng Xingbo is not as neurotic as Gao Hua, he is a fine individual, and it's not a big deal, Feng Hui's evasion is very problematic.

Guessing that he knew his mission, Peng Xingbo didn't hide it, and said directly: "Should we form an alliance? You are new here, and you don't understand the sinister intentions of other people in the program group. It's better for us to take care of each other than to be alone." Well, you say yes?"

Feng Hui still smiled and said nothing, but he knew that although Peng Xingbo was treacherous and cunning, he would never break his promise.

Having an alliance is indeed more reassuring.

[Subtitle: The first alliance in this issue]

——This girl must have discovered Peng Xingbo's trick long ago.

——Xiao Huihui is really black-bellied, tenderness is just an appearance, he is just waiting for old Peng Ti to form an alliance 2333

——One of the two most unprovoked people in the troublemaker group, remember it well =v=

Gao Hua and Peng Xingbo warmed up the show for this round of tasks. Zhang Jingguo and Li Jiawei ran into the two younger brothers of the troublemaker. They "helped" them to complete the task smoothly, and it was Yi Zhou who was left at the end.

Fan Wei and Qi Jianming were a little confused when they were put in the same western restaurant by the staff.

"What do you mean by that? Our mission is for one person?"

"I don't understand. Why do Gao Hua and the others each have one, and we share one goal? This is differential treatment!"

The two idiots complained to the camera, but the bullet screens jumped out one by one.

——Two idiots, this is not differential treatment. The program team has high hopes for you and leaves the most difficult one to you. Don’t disappoint the director team’s expectations ╮(╯▽╰)╭

—Hey, what else can I say?I can't bear to watch the next scene...

——2VS1, I feel the director's deep malice towards these two idiots.

In the end, they walked into the western restaurant despite the horrified and strange eyes of passers-by.

"Over there, there's a camera over there."

Fan Wei and Qi Jianming immediately touched it. Looking at the back, Fan Wei's heart skipped a beat, his expression was wrong, but his little friend didn't notice that there was too much powder on it.

"Hello~"

Qi Jianming patted the man on the shoulder.

Yi Zhou, who was eating steak, turned his head, his big white teeth exposed in the air, and his heavy makeup made his silly smile look like a real idiot, like a cannon fodder buffoon in a comedy.

The close distance made his eyes freeze, and Yi Zhou stopped chewing the steak, his eyes, which always held back the playful glare, widened in astonishment, and it was the first time he showed the expression of "bewildered" in front of the camera.

[Subtitle: Yi Zhou is scared to death]

——Ahhh!Even Team Yi was dumbfounded, the ratings of this variety show are going to explode!

- screenshot screenshot screenshot!It's the first time to capture Yi Shi's bewildered facial expressions, and I have to give Fan Wei and Qi Jianming a hundred likes for this one!

——Zhouzai’s golden body with everything under control is finally broken, and it’s actually done by these two idiots. I’m inexplicably stuck _(:3」∠)_

——Very well, they successfully completed the hidden task assigned to them by the program team√

How about you are happily enjoying the delicious medium-rare black pepper steak, and a pretentious greeting suddenly sounds in your ears, and you look up at a face with heavy make-up that looks like a monster at close range, you can still eat the sudden shock Food on a plate?

Yi Zhou's subtle gaffe was short-lived. He put down his knife and fork, picked up his phone and turned his head to ask the cameraman who followed him.

"Master, do you know the number of the nearest Fourth People's Hospital?"

Cameraman: "..."

"Hey? Yi Xiaozhou! Is there anyone like you?"

Fan Wei sat across from Yi Zhou, and his tone was quite familiar.

Both of them are singers, and they both participated in the stage performance of Qianle Music Festival, and met many people. This is how Fan Wei made friends.

Fan Wei, who knew Yi Zhou was difficult to deal with, felt bad when he saw that he and Qi Jianming were targeting him.

Fan Wei knew that he was cheated by the program group →_→

"It's not that I want to be like this, it's that your makeup today is too appalling."

Yi Zhou looked calm and composed again. He crossed his hands and leaned casually on the back of the chair. He stared at the two with slightly raised brows, and there was a playful casualness in his words.

"Your makeup artist was picked up by the side of the road, right? Why do you want to treat your unattractive faces like this?"

"...Yi Xiaozhou, if you don't speak, you are still the beautiful boy in my heart =="

"I'm sorry, I don't date uncles who are women's fetishes."

Fan Wei: Hehe, don't leave after the program is finished if you have the ability, let's relax and have a drink!

[Subtitle: The legendary Yi-style taunt]

——Yi Zhou was wrong, this makeup artist was not picked by them at all, but the work of straight men who can't even recognize cosmetics.

——To be honest, as long as you know a little makeup, you can't get this effect, and you are talented enough to be able to paint like this.

——Zhouzhou is really expressing his ridicule in every move, every word and deed→_→

After chatting for a while, the two knew that they couldn't fool Yi Zhou, so they simply confessed their mission.

"Okay." Yi Zhou nodded.

……What?

"I can buy you something to eat, but now there is a problem."

"what is the problem?"

Fan Wei couldn't believe that this task was so simple, and the target was Yi Xiaozhou who was so boring all day long.

Yi Zhou looked at them with a free and easy smile, and said relaxedly: "I didn't bring any money."

……

"Are you here again?!"

Fan Wei was going crazy, he knew about the fact that the troublemakers and the db group went out to eat and Yi Zhou didn't bring a wallet.

"The director didn't mention the specific recording content of the show. Isn't it common sense to participate in the show with a light body?" Yi Zhou said that he didn't care, and the ears of the two people were different.

"Then what should we do, our mission fell through?" Qi Jianming asked.

Fan Wei frowned and thought for a while, then took out the money in his pocket, "I'll lend you the money, you invite us to dinner."

"this is okay too?"

"Lending you is your money, and it should be no problem to spend it for us."

Yi Zhou looked at the red bills in confusion, and raised his hand to take them, "Okay, I'll treat you to this meal."

The people who are being treated have to pay for it themselves, Fan Wei thinks there should be only the two of them in this episode orz

After a big meal, the three of them got into the nanny car and went to the mission location, but the cell phone of the sponsor of the program group rang.

"Hello?" Qi Jianming answered the phone and played it.

"The first five rounds of missions have all been completed. According to the mission process, the list of those who failed the mission is now announced."

"Gao Hua, Qi Jianming, Fan Wei, the mission of the three of them failed."

WTF? !

The two were stunned.

Yi Zhou smiled happily to himself.

IQ is a good thing, you must remember to bring it when you go out :)