My straight man has a longer reflex arc

The next day was the weekend, and Xiao Yue stayed here for another day in embarrassment, until Monday he went back to school with Cheng Yang.

This morning is the day when various clubs collectively recruit new students for the new semester. Xiao Yue is the president of the basketball club, so he will naturally get busy seriously.

The fourth grade is also preparing for internships and employment issues. The cadres of several departments want to be laid off early and recommend successors, so Cheng Yang also presides over the appointment selection meeting.

The appointment meeting was held in the afternoon, so Cheng Yang was first dragged by Xiao Yue to recruit his children.

In Li Li's words, this year's freshmen are really talented and evil.

This year's freshman representative is a schoolgirl-level female academic bully. The freshmen from the music department all come in with a few packs of award certificates. The financial department has a group of rich second generations. And I heard that the president of the karate club was actually killed by a... The freshman master was defeated.

Li Li smacked his lips and looked up at the sky, the world is about to change!

Li Li is a third grader this year, a member of the Propaganda Department, and also the president of the Gufeng Club. Although she is usually straightforward and unrestrained, she has always advertised herself as a senior soft girl who loves Han and Tang culture. She claims to be good at everything.Xiao Yue once said that she is a "Taoist", doing nothing.

Later, Cheng Xiaoye said that she was a "miscellaneous family".Xiao Yue's evaluation was quite merciless, but Cheng Xiao Ye's evaluation, Li Li really didn't dare to compliment her, because no matter what she heard, she felt that this "miscellaneous family"... seemed like a self-proclaimed "eunuch".

The recruiting activities were carried out in the school's cultural and sports hall, and the posters of various clubs were full of characteristics. Li Li's Gufeng Club even came to cosplayers. thing.

Xiao Yue still cares about basketball very much, this time he personally drew the group portraits of slam dunks on 1K paper.

Speaking of Xiao Yue's painting skills, he is also very good, with a strong foundation in watercolor, both in terms of composition and visual impact, are remarkable.

Cheng Yang looked at the painting and praised a few words, Xiao Yue immediately beamed with joy.

After a while, two long lines lined up on the side of the basketball club, and finally they all squeezed to the front of the stage of the opposite Gufeng club.But Xiao Yue had a dark face, because half of the two teams were conspicuous girls.

Li Li hurriedly jumped off the stage and was about to pull Cheng Yang over. Cheng Yang smiled and said, "Why are you pulling me over?"

"Uh... well, I'm too busy, please help me register, yes! Register!"

Xiao Yue was not happy, so he stopped Li Li and said, "Why did you arrest Cheng Yang? You can see clearly which side has the most people, and you can't be busy with only three people signing up?"

Li Li rolled his eyes: "Are you ashamed to say, are you blind? All the girls have gone to your place, so I have to borrow your family's Cheng Yang. Good to you, good to me, good to everyone!"

Li Li opened Xiao Yue's hand as he spoke, and pulled him over.

Sure enough, as soon as Cheng Yang left, many girls followed and changed their way, and they all surrounded Gu Feng.

Li Li took the microphone and shouted: "Everyone! This is a beautiful Gufeng club with a wide range of knowledge from the ancient to the present! The poems are beautiful! The costumes are beautiful! The club members are also beautiful! Not only will you be beautiful inside, but also outside! Come and see! This member of our club, the vice chairman of the student union—Cheng Yang!"

Cheng Yang quickly snatched her microphone away, and said in a low voice, "What are you talking nonsense, I didn't report to your agency, and someone recruited, how do you want me to explain?"

Li Li also said anxiously: "If we don't recruit new people this year, our agency will close down. We only have [-] people!"

"Is thirty people less?"

"The school market is booming, my sister's goal is [-]!"

"..." Cheng Yang was a little speechless, and just about to speak, Li Li straightened up and shouted: "Cheng Yang has something to tell everyone!"

"Welcome senior! Welcome senior!" The girls around applauded immediately, staring at Cheng Yang, and Cheng Yang held the microphone and said no, and no if he didn't say it.

He thought for a while, and he was honestly outrageous: "I'm not actually a member of Gufeng Club, but I hope everyone will like Gufeng Club and sign up enthusiastically."

A group of girls applauded without saying a word.

"Seniors take a photo, I'll sign up if you take a photo with me!" A girl shouted while covering her face.

"If you take a group photo, I will sign up too!"

"I'll report it too!"

Xiao Yue stood opposite with a pair of dead fish eyes: "Are these girls crazy?"

He Xiao stood beside him and shook his head: "It would be great if you were a woman, we can recruit a bunch of lunatic boys like the opposite side."

Xiao Yue threw the basketball in He Xiao's arms, and walked towards the opposite crowd. He walked through the crowd to the stage and stood beside Cheng Yang. The girl below shouted again: "This senior, I will also sign up for a group photo!"

"Yes, yes! I will report too!"

Li Li was so happy that he was about to blossom, he hurriedly distributed a lot of registration forms.Xiao Yue directly dragged Cheng Yang off the stage, pulled him out of the screaming crowd and left the gymnasium.

Looking at Cheng Yang who was being dragged away, Chang Ye from the club next door raised his mouth and turned his eyes away until the back disappeared at the door, and asked the people around him: "That pretty one, is his name Cheng Yang?"

The person next to him nodded: "Well, the leader of the second grade, I heard that Bai Xianghang values ​​him a lot."

"Who's that next to him?"

"He is Cheng Yang's good friend. He is probably a national treasure in the principal's office. He is a problem student who has never forgotten about it. He is also very good at fighting. He is a stubborn one. No one dares to provoke him. "

"How big is the big Louzi?"

Speaking of this, the person next to him became interested and said with gestures: "On the first day of military training, I kicked the instructor's ribs. In the second week of school, I kicked the director down the stairs. I heard that he even rampaged against the principal. room, closed the door and quarreled with the principal twice."

"What is it all for?"

"I heard that his good brother Cheng Yang was punished by the instructor to do [-] push-ups. He suffered from heat stroke. When he stepped up, the instructor didn't even have a chance to fight back. The time he kicked the director... was the director who asked Cheng Yang to go out to talk, and his hands were kept It was on Cheng Yang's shoulder and he forgot to take it off. It was such a trivial matter. Legend has it that he broke out of the classroom at that time, and there was no sound, and then he heard a "wow" from outside the corridor, and the director had already gone down—— —As for what happened in the principal's office, who knows?"

Because everyone was busy, Cheng Yang adjusted the time and moved the tenure meeting to evening self-study.

After the election, there was a major change of positions within the meeting, and the meeting ended successfully.

When Cheng Yang came out of the big classroom, Bai Huaixin called him back.

Bai Huaixin quickly followed up: "Senior, in order to welcome the newcomers in the department, our minister will go to KTV to hold a small orientation for newcomers. I would like to invite you to come with us. Come with us!"

Cheng Yang smiled and said, "I won't go, you go."

Bai Huaixin smiled and said, "Senior, what's the matter? Everyone wants you to have a gathering together. Everyone expected you to go to the gathering after the welcome party before!"

D It is an unwritten rule of the college student union that after the department recruits new students in the new semester, they will each take time to hold a small orientation.

Because of his sophistication, Cheng Yang also felt that he should communicate with everyone in a timely manner, but at the same time, he was also most afraid of this kind of scene of pushing and changing glasses, because his poor drinking capacity made him blush.

Bai Huaixin saw the embarrassment of Cheng Yang's refusal, so he didn't make any more pushy invitations, waved his hands and said with a smile: "Then let me tell everyone, Senior Cheng wishes everyone a good time?"

"Thank you." Cheng Yang smiled shyly. His impression of Bai Huaixin had gotten better and better after meeting these few times.

After the two separated, Cheng Yang came down from the third floor of the teaching building, ready to go to the student union office on the second floor to get things home.

He took the key and opened the door, only to find that the light was on, and there was a man sitting on his desk. The man sat on the desk unscrupulously, facing the direction of the door, and looked at himself with slender and protruding eyes.

"Hi, Cheng Yang, it's our first time meeting." The other party jumped off the table, walked over and held out his hand: "My name is Chang Ye, a first grader, and this year's new president of the karate club."

I heard from Li Li that this year's freshmen are very crazy. A first-year challenged the president of the karate club, saying whoever wins would be the president, and he really won.

"Hello." Cheng Yang asked, "How did you get in?"

Chang Ye took out the key from his pocket and weighed it in front of him: "Although only the chairman has the key here, it is not difficult for me to get a key."

"But after all, this is the place where the cadres of the student union work. Please don't come in without authorization next time." Cheng Yang walked behind the desk and opened the cabinet to get his bag.

"It's just a cadre of the student union, I will get a title tomorrow, so I can come and go here at any time in the future?" Chang Ye sat back on the table again, put his back close to Cheng Yang, and asked with a smile: "Then do you come here often? Here?"

Cheng Yang felt that this freshman made him uncomfortable, so he didn't pay much attention to it. He stole his bag and walked towards the door: "Don't forget to lock the door when you leave later, and," he paused, stopped and turned around, But suddenly bumped into the face of the other party who didn't know when to get close.

"What else?" Chang Ye smiled.

"Don't forget to hand over the key to the building management office, and don't use it privately in the future."

Cheng Yang seldom treats people so coldly, but Chang Ye's attitude towards people always gives people a direct disrespect, and he doesn't like this feeling in front of him.

Chang Ye didn't mind Cheng Yang's attitude of avoiding himself, he smiled softly: "Tonight, the karate club welcomes newcomers, why don't we have a drink together?"

"I'm busy."

Cheng Yang stretched out his hand to open the door, and as soon as he opened the door a crack, the door was closed by Chang Ye. With a "bang", Chang Ye stretched out his arms to block him on the door panel, and said with a smile: "The new chairman will go to the door." How about you save face, Vice Chairman?"

Cheng Yang looked at him coldly, feeling a little annoyed, he pushed him away with his hands: "I still have something to do."

Chang Ye was still entangled, Cheng Yang's phone rang, he saw it was Xiao Yue, and immediately picked it up: "What's the matter, Xiao Yue."

"Chengyang, are you in the office on the second floor?"

Cheng Yang hummed, the door behind him had already been knocked, and Xiao Yue shouted outside: "Yangyang, open the door."

Cheng Yang opened the door, Xiao Yue stood at the door with a smile.

Xiao Yue saw Cheng Yang abducting the bag, he guessed that he was going to go home, so he didn't intend to come in, but he glanced inside and saw someone else, the smile on his face disappeared, he pointed directly inside and asked: "Where is this?" Who are you with?"

"Freshman in first grade." Cheng Yang came out with his bag crutched and walked into the aisle.

Xiao Yue stayed at the door for two seconds, staring unfriendly at Chang Ye inside, Cheng Yang walked a few steps and saw that he hadn't followed, so he went back and dragged him away.

Xiao Yue pulled him back and asked, "What kind of eyes does he look at you?"

Chang Ye smiled coldly at Xiao Yue, and slowly stretched out his hand: "Chang Ye."

"Are you the freshman who went to provoke Zhou Fan today?"

"Those who can do it, if you think I'm not qualified, can we try?"

Seeing that Xiao Yue rolled up his sleeves as soon as he heard this, Cheng Yang quickly stood on the door to separate the two of them.

"Cheng Yang, give me five seconds!" Xiao Yue looked at Chang Ye with a murderous expression.

"You don't think it's a big deal, you have to remember the fight, you need to be more mature." After Cheng Yang said this, he felt that he was talking in vain, when was Xiao Yue afraid of forgetting it?

Chang Ye said with a smile: "Is Cheng Yang protecting you? I think for his sake, I won't argue with you today, and there will be opportunities in the future."

Xiao Yue raised his eyebrows, his eyes turned cold, and just as he raised his leg towards Chang Ye, Cheng Yang stepped back.

Chang Ye saw it, smiled straight on his face, and looked at Cheng Yang proudly: "Cheng Yang, meet up at 7:30 tonight, see you or not?"

A vein twitched in Xiao Yue's head, and Cheng Yang replied: "There is a new year welcome from the basketball club tonight, and I'm not free. Xiao Yue, what time is it?"

Xiao Yue was taken aback for a moment, then suddenly smiled: "Seven o'clock."

"It's almost time, let's go." After finishing speaking, Cheng Yang gave Xiao Yue a face, pulled him away and left.