The actor's longest routine

"Are you willing to marry this beautiful bride beside you as your wife, and take care of her, love her, and respect her for the rest of your life, regardless of poverty or wealth, life, old age, sickness and death, are you willing?"

"Wait a moment!"

The auditorium, flowers, couples, guests, everything is so harmonious, dozens of pairs of eyes are waiting for the groom to say "IDO", but before the groom can speak, the auditorium is closed and suddenly knocked open, only to see a man wearing A man in a black hoodie with messy hair shouted and rushed in.

"Uh...Xiaohang, why are you here? Didn't you say that you won't come?" Everyone was still in a daze, the startled bridegroom broke the silence first, and the poor bride who heard this said, Her face immediately turned green, and for some reason, she always felt that today's wedding was going to be impossible.

"Although these words shouldn't be said at this time, it will be too late if I don't say anything else..." Before Xiaohang finished speaking, the bride over there couldn't sit still, and directly threw away the bouquet in her hand, and was about to leave He fought desperately with Xiaohang.

"If you don't want to say it, don't say it. Some things are suitable to rot in your stomach forever. You can see that today is my wedding. If you screw him up, I will never end with you!" It made her feel flustered. If the groom hadn't stopped her, she would have already run away.

What's even more pitiful is the sitting melon-eating crowd below. The plot changes too fast, and they don't have enough brain capacity and melon seeds. , Just eat as many melons as you want.

"Eh... Although it's not good for you to go back to work overtime when you get married, sister-in-law doesn't have to act like she wants to kill me, right?" Xiaohang was so frightened that he trembled. Doesn't he know that others don't know the bride?This is the master who can instantly kill everything with just one look. Looking at this look, he might have been hacked to pieces.

"Work overtime? What kind of overtime work? I worked overtime for half a month before I finally applied for the marriage leave. The wedding is not over yet, so I won't work overtime!" This time the groom finally got the upper hand and glared at Xiaohang viciously.

"No, brother, calm down first, calm down, sister-in-law, help me control my brother," Xiaohang was about to cry, he provoked someone, why did he have to be this villain, go to the wedding to arrest people and work overtime, My company is really powerful, "This time there is really something wrong, you have been responsible for the update and maintenance of Weibo, it's not that there are too many Xia Shu scandals recently, there are also many fans who scold him, the server directly exploded, all of them Waiting to see our joke, I came to you because I had no choice, the boss is still waiting for you in the office!"

"Don't go, today is my wedding, it's only once in a lifetime, if I don't go, my daughter-in-law won't be angry if I go." I was originally disgusted with overtime work, but I was called back to work overtime at my wedding. Oh, how embarrassing I am, these don't count, if I run away in the middle of the wedding, how can I explain to my daughter-in-law, then I won't be beaten to death.

"What? Everyone is attacking Xia Shu on the Internet, no, go to my online reviewer." Upon hearing that Xia Shu was attacked, the bride's next second reaction was to take off her shoes and run to the mobile phone reviewer, only to take off one of her Then realized that something was wrong, turned around and grabbed her husband by the collar, "Hurry up and work overtime for me, I don't believe I can't spray these black people to death!"

"Brother, since my sister-in-law said so, let's go back to work overtime?" Xiaohang thought that he would be fired if he couldn't complete the task, but he didn't expect his sister-in-law to become his god assist in the end. If it wasn't for the wrong occasion, he really wanted to He rushed up to kiss her, and quickly persuaded her.

"Okay, okay, I really lost to you, my reputation is about to be ruined by a system crash, oh, my life!" Unexpectedly, he still lost to his daughter-in-law, and he was really eaten to death by her. The helpless groom could only scold Xia Shu while going back to work overtime with Xiaohang.

Although afterwards, the company paid for a more grand wedding for them, and even received Xia Shu's blessing video, but the groom was still not happy.

"Xiao Xia, you are amazing," Xia Shu was woken up by Wang Kai early in the morning, so Xia Shu, who was lying on the sofa, could only listen to his broken thoughts helplessly, "Give me a programmer's wedding!" It's messed up, and what's even more weird is that the programmer's bride is actually a fan of yours, and she's a big fan, as if it's called Summer Never Falls."

"You really want to change careers. The agent is no longer suitable for you. It's not good to be a paparazzi. It can save me some material, okay?" Xia Shu threw away her phone and looked at Wang Kai viciously, "Let me Quiet for a while, okay, okay, I have played the level of Xiaoxiaole [-] times, but I still haven't passed, please calm down for a while, okay?"

"You make me so sad, don't you know? I kindly asked you for information, but I didn't expect you to treat me like this!" Wang Kai, who was tortured by the big devil recently, is not well, even his temperament has changed. Yes, it's almost an orchid finger.

"Let's go, I've been scolded all over the Internet, so you can't do something serious?" Xia Shu almost hated Wang Kai to death, "You're not afraid that I won't have a job, and you won't have any money. That way How much do you have to lose?"

"Calm down, everything is under control, okay?" Wang Kai rarely got angry. Instead, he picked up Xia Shu's discarded phone with confidence and handed it to him. Turn on the phone and check it out, maybe there will be surprises.”

"Heh, looking at you like this, I know there's nothing good going on." Although Xia Shu gave Wang Kai a supercilious look, she couldn't help but pick up the phone curiously, and just opened the trending search and saw Ye Shixin's name, so she understood. "Have you said hello? The video has not been deleted yet?"

"The big devil said hello, okay? To be honest, I really sympathize with them. I wanted to take the opportunity to make myself stand out, but I hit a hard rock." Wang Kai was actually quite emotional, especially these few days I have come into contact with more information about Ye Shixin and Chen Xingyu, and it is not easy to know them, but who made them go the wrong way, "If this person is unlucky, his teeth will be stuck in cold water, I don't know if they have regretted it. "

"It's too late to regret it later. If they ever regretted it, Chen Xingyu's Weibo post should be an apology statement. We always go with a reconciliation attitude, but they don't appreciate it at all. Sigh!" Xia Shu also heard about the two's life experiences, if Chen Xingyu had seemed a little bit about admitting defeat, he might not have fought back.

"Forget it, the matter was caused by them, so we should bear it ourselves. In their eyes, our kindness is probably a poisonous arrow covered in honey." Although it is a pity for them, Wang Kai's reason is still there, "This should be done." Counterattack, it can’t be bad at all, let them have a long memory, although the price may be a little higher.”

"Who hasn't experienced a blow? It hasn't been smooth sailing for me. Although in their eyes I may rely on unspoken rules, if I rely on unspoken rules, why would they still have anything to do today?" Xia Shu said sincerely. Why did he take this path when he was so young, "Can't you just look at yourself?"

"Um...Actually, it's really not convincing for you to say with this face that you test your strength." Wang Kai talked Xia Shu a lot for a long time, and felt that he should tell the truth, "And your relationship with Cheng Zheng and the Great Demon King, How can people believe that you are innocent?"

"I can see it, you just want to piss me off, so inherit my money!" Xia Shuna raised her hand because of anger, and put it down for a long time, "I really lost to you, alas, suddenly I’m still a little uncomfortable without a job, or I’ll learn guitar.”

"Um... Didn't you give up the guitar ten years ago? How boring you are..." Wang Kai shouted as Xia Shu walked towards the bedroom.

But looking at it like this, the big devil's worries are superfluous, Xia Shu is still very able to accept the current status quo.