urgent!How to pursue the president

The president is not in a good mood today.

He already has all the standard equipment of a president, such as being worth billions of dollars, the property standard equipment of Tianliang Wangpo at every turn, such as the standard equipment of being handsome and evil, and the standard equipment of appearance, such as a body with 180cm×18cm×8-pack abs Standard equipment, such as Anima suits and Italian handmade leather shoes... But the president is still not satisfied, and always feels that there are still some shortcomings.

This morning, the president was doing his routine work in the bathroom, and after solving the morning X problem, he fell into deep thought during the short sage time—he is a president who makes millions every minute, why do he have to make a living every day? That's what the vast majority of working dicks, no, the people do.

So he called the almighty secretary.

As soon as the call was connected, the president said directly: "I want to keep a little lover."

The secretary was very calm: "Okay, do you have a specific ideal object in your heart?"

President: "No."

There was silence for a long time, and it took a long time to reply: "Okay, what type do you prefer?"

"Hmm..." The president fell into deep thought.

The secretary said: "Well, I will send you a questionnaire later, please reply in detail."

The president said: "Okay."

That night, the president, who was processing documents while drinking red wine at home, received a website from his secretary. When he opened it, it was a very detailed questionnaire, comparable to a product inspection report to some extent.

The president's eyes lit up, he put his work aside, and started filling it out.

At the same time, the secretary opened the same page at home to track the president's questionnaire itinerary in real time.

Gender of ideal lover: _______

Gender MouthFemale MouthShemale Mouth

The president pondered for a moment, and clicked the mouse on the first frame.

After selection, a dark muscular fitness man suddenly popped up on the page, flashing his big white teeth at the CEO.

President: "..."

Press it again, the muscular man flashes back, and a new question pops up.

May I ask you are:_______

attack by mouth

The president decisively ticked the first one.

"A real man! Face yourself bravely!" A row of blood-red number three + fonts jumped out, blinding the CEO's eyes.

I'm fucking attacking!There is nothing you can't face!

The president poked the screen angrily!

Another option pops up——

Your ideal lover type is:_______

No limit to mouth and mouth

Resolutely do not accept counterattacks and mutual attacks!

The president resolutely chose the second one!

Your ideal recipient type is (multiple choice):_______

Healthy 口Queen 口Ghost Animals 口Iceberg 口True 口□□ShoukouSilly White Sweet

Black-bellied man, abstinence, idiot, evildoer, king, middle-aged, virgin, pervert, mentally retarded, semen, straight man, cancer, domineering president, dislike body, integrity

Snake spirit disease accepted... (omit 108 options)

The barrage-like options blinded the CEO again: "I @%#$+&*..."

What is Health Qi?Sword Qi typo? ?What is a queen?Isn't Shou a man?What is a ghost?Ghost and beast?

The presidents who are very unfamiliar with the language and culture of the Internet went to Baidu one by one. When Baidu reached No. 18, they finally couldn't help but dropped the mouse.

When will this take Baidu?And the front is fine, but what the hell is behind, the attributes are getting more and more abnormal!The self-proclaimed well-informed CEO is shaking his hands the more he searches!Every time I open a search item, I feel a little scared!

So, the president scribbled a few ticks to deal with the matter, but the next page was as dense as a barrage——

Your ideal occupation is (multiple choice):_______

Scholar is accepted, academic scum is accepted, school grass is accepted by doctor, JC is accepted by migrant workers, teachers are accepted by assistants

Secretary to the president and HR to the male nurse □□ teacher to the mortician and the chairman to the chairman

The prince is targeted by the contractor, the excavator is targeted by the killer, the programmer is targeted by the driver, and the hacker is targeted.

Celebrity catches bartenders catches athletes catches artists... (omit 108 options)

Finally, there are words that I can understand, but there are too many slots for these options, almost 360 lines have been moved over... The president covered his face, not noticing the word "Secretary Shou", and added it very sullenly. Bold black atomization also adds artistic effects such as underlining, and each word is crying out affectionately and restrainedly: "Choose me! Choose me!" X1.

The president clicked on an athlete, and instantly popped up a lot of detailed options such as basketball, football, tennis, volleyball, billiards, etc., trying not to miss any dead corner, which can be said to be very considerate.

The president turned off the option with a headache, and jokingly ordered a "killer subject"—hmph, let's see how you find it.The thought of the frustrated expression on the secretary's paralyzed face made the president feel extremely refreshed.

You can bear the consumption limit of the other party:_______

One hundred thousand, one million, tens of millions, hundreds of millions, bankrupt

In line with the concept of thrift and family management, the president chose the option of one million.

As soon as the answer came out, the secretary sitting in front of the computer silently took out the helloKitty pink accounting book and did the math: "It's okay, okay, except for food, drink, housing and transportation, most of his daily expenses are customizing the president's peripherals."The prototype of the photo was taken secretly by myself, and there is no need to pay copyright fees, and it was customized in a friend's private studio. Not only was it kept secret, but also a friendly price, which can be said to be very thrifty.Immediately wished to take a loudspeaker to the president's ear to roll the propaganda: No need for 100 million!Not 100 million!Only 9998!Only 9998!Help you win the little secretary, and take it home with hearts and arrows!

"Ah chirp!" The president sneezed and continued to fill in.

The appearance and figure of your ideal lover, please model yourself.The reference data is also given very intimately next to it.

The president of Almighty worked very seriously for a long time, and went to ask the technical team when he encountered technical problems. After an hour-a model equivalent to learning animation effects for a month was built.

Looking at the model face like an abstract painting, the president couldn't help but drop the mouse again—this is a professional, and this questionnaire is too important!I didn't notice at all that the model made according to that set of reference data is actually the same as someone.

The common interest you want to match with your lover:_______

Mouth for playing ball, Mouth for reading, Mouth for fitness, Mouth for playing chess, Mouth for flying chess, Mouth for walking finger press, Mouth for surfing the Internet

Um? ?Modified?Why are there so few options? ?What the hell is flying chess shiatsu board non-woven handmade?The president had no choice but to choose fitness, reading, and surfing the Internet. During this period, he was not very fashionable. For example, the president silently complained about the word surfing the Internet, which is out.

"Ha chirp!" This time it was the secretary's turn to sneeze behind the screen.

——The following are □□ options, please make sure there are no minors around you——

To what extent do you want the other party to demand: _______

Five times a night and seven times a night

Isn't there an option for three times a night?The president who pays great attention to health preservation was a little distressed, so he chose the first one with a guilty conscience.

The props you want to try are (multiple choice):_______

Tiaodan Mouth Mouth Ball Mouth Trojan Horse Mouth Mouth Lock Miqing Ring Mouth Sheep Eye Mouth Leather Whip Mouth Handcuff Mouth

Low-temperature candle mouth mouth buckle ring mouth tortoise shell binding mouth mouth glue set mouth aircraft cup mouth rosary mouth mouth clip (69 options are omitted)……

What?What?What are these!After experiencing the Baidu panic just now, this time the president didn't even bother to search, and clicked randomly.

The secretary who received the answers to the questionnaire in real time at home, silently opened the drawer, cleaned up all his treasures, and found that it was useless for too long (no,

It was never used) all collected dust.The secretary had no choice but to open the almighty treasure X silently, input all kinds of indescribable words, and replenish the goods.

A little face with a paralyzed face was flushed, and she didn't know what to expect.

Do you want the other party to wear it when you are H (multiple choices):_______

Nurse clothes, doctor white robes, teacher clothes, sailor clothes, tunic suits, school uniforms, Tang suits, maid clothes, suits, cheongsam clothes, OL clothes, primary school students clothes, dead library, water mouth, Chinese clothes, LOLITA skirt mouth, open back sweater mouth

SM tight-fitting outfit, death bully outfit, three-dimensional maneuvering equipment, warship driving equipment, cosplay outfit (role can be specified) (149 options omitted)...

Dead reservoir water?Although I can't understand it, but it seems to be very powerful, that's it!The president waved his hand and chose.

The secretary in front of the screen looked down at his broad frame and strong muscles, gritted his teeth, and resolutely entered "Dead Kushui XXL" in the search box of X Bao.

The posture you want to try is (multiple choice):_______

The Italian chandelier mouth, the old man's trailer entrance, the boy's worship of Guanyin, and the lotus-style entrance (108 options are omitted for the purpose of preventing river crabs). Really stand up!So the president thought about "there is such an amazing thing in the world" and checked a series of poses in order of difficulty.

The secretary on this side looked at the options on the screen, and then touched the hard ligaments on the inner thighs.Gritting his teeth again, he entered a series of courses such as "yoga" and "Pilates" in the search box to stretch muscles, open ligaments, and improve flexibility—no way, the postures listed by him should be practiced even while kneeling!It's just that I didn't expect the president to look so cold on the outside, but in private... the secretary bit his lower lip expressionlessly, and twisted his buttocks.

The role you want to play with your lover is (multiple choice):_______

Father and daughter / father and son mouth teacher and student mouth human beast mouth pastor X church disciple mouth president X secretary mouth god X child people mouth SM mouth

Landlord X Peasant mouth Deacon X Young Master mouth Demon X Angel mouth Fairy X Ordinary population Martial arts leader X Cult leader mouth (108 options are still omitted)...

What the hell is this?Can't you act in your true colors in "Gold Master X Lover"?How to play God and the people? "Fuck your god?"... Unexpectedly, it's quite touching?The president who lost another 1000+ points in shame silently checked this option.

Ignoring the option of "President X Secretary" again, it is still bold, black and fogged, and underlined and other artistic effects are added.Every word screams affectionately and restrainedly: "Choose me! Choose me!" X2.

The secretary was frustrated and kicked the pillow with the president's face on it into his arms and kneaded it—the president X secretary is the real character to play, why not choose it?It's all because he made the other options too attractive, which attracted all the attention of the president. There is no way, the president is such a showman.

Where do you want to have sex (multiple choice):_______

Home, school, office, construction site, car, hot spring, movie theater, temple fair, parking lot, racetrack, grove, nature, library, church, tent, stage, Uniqlo, studio, hospital option)...

This topic is getting worse and worse.The president covered his eyes for fear of being blinded.

Among other things, there are several options that are actually implemented, and they will be arrested for the crime of gathering a crowd to cause trouble and hinder public morality!

Mr. President, who claims to be a law-abiding and good citizen, chose a "home" with a sense of social honor. Unexpectedly, a bunch of "bathroom", "balcony", "kitchen", "study", "roof" and "basement" popped up. "Waiting for options... The president is a little puzzled: I said, can't I just do it honestly on the bed in the bedroom?No matter how bad you are, you can go to the hotel to get a room. If you can’t afford the room, why not fuck.But Uniqlo can try, it is said that fat intestines stimulate!

After thinking about it, car shocks are indispensable. As a man, it is necessary to have a sex trip that shocks as soon as it is said!So the president clicked on the car vibration option again, and a bunch of options such as "fire truck, subway, workshop, taxi, van, bus, sprinkler" and so on popped up.

The president made complaints while choosing: "There are quite a lot of these cars, why don't you just take a hearse and drift away? Wait, what's going on with this nature? There are also seaside, fields, hot springs, waterfalls, small forests, and big mountains. Grassland... These places should be handed over to the noble wild animals, we humans are not worthy! The zoo is the same, what did those little animals do wrong? You want to hurt their innocent young hearts like this... And the museum, Who allowed you to use dirty and obscene liquid to defile the artwork of your ancestors? It's simply retrograde and insane!"

The president who is still a treasure (chu) treasure (nan) has received [-] points of damage, and constantly sends out torture from the depths of his soul-the world of adults is really too dirty and dirty, it is not suitable for being pure and unpretentious His!

The little secretary on the other side was not too happy, and angrily threw the mouse on the mouse pad made into the shape of a butt (oh, this butt is still wearing suit pants).He shouted from the bottom of his heart: Why not choose an office building?Click to open, there are tea room, warehouse, meeting room, chairman's room, cafeteria and other exciting options!What's so good about that coquettish slut from Uniqlo!How can two 1.8-meter-high guys move freely in such a narrow place, hum!

The skills you want the other party to have are (multiple choice):_______

Nutrition, pharmacy, diving, psychology, karate black section, using various weapons, cooking, CPA certificate, MBA graduation, Japanese N1, IELTS TOEFL high score, CIIA certificate (11 options omitted)

No, these skills seem to be more applicable to job hunting, right?Absolutely high salary.And why is there no most important "bed skill"?It seems that this test software does not understand the nature of maintenance.

The secretary looked at a large stack of certificates on the bookshelf, smiled complacently, and saw the handmade Q-version suit dolls lined up on another shelf, and couldn't help feeling annoyed: "Ah, I forgot to add the skill point of making non-woven dolls to it." It's..."

However, the president had had enough and clicked the "X" in the upper right corner.

The secretary looked at the page that stopped abruptly, and then looked at his watch, it was already late at night.He sorted out the data, put it into a folder called "Our Happy Future", and stared at the computer desktop again - a sneak shot of the president lying on the desk for a short rest, standard eyelashes like a fan , eyebrows like blades, nose like a jade cone, paired with a bit flirtatious lips, the most distinctive thing is that there is a small tear mole under his eyes, which makes the god-given eyebrows more sexy - the secretary always Fantasy, when they are together in the future, he must lick that tear mole hard.

Another 10 minutes of licking the screen passed.The more the secretary looked at it, the more he felt that the president seemed to be living in a different dimension.

Finally, the secretary reluctantly touched the screen and buttoned it: "Good night."

The secretary is not in a good mood today.

He waited for three nights in a row, but he didn't wait for the president to log on to the website—the questionnaire still had 233 related questions waiting for answers.The president ignored it, and he couldn't take the initiative to bring it up, so the corners of his mouth were blistered.

"Are you angry?" The president took the coffee handed over by the secretary, and asked—his secretary, who is like a robot, would also be angry, so it's strange.

Finally asked! yes!The secretary clenched his fists in his heart: "President, have you finished filling out that questionnaire?"

The president looked "??", and replied, "I won't do it, where did you find it? It's too serious, it hurts my brain."

"Well, I'm sorry I didn't satisfy you." The secretary was disappointed.

"What are you talking about?" The president smiled at him, that smile was brighter than the LED lights above his head.

That night, the secretary sat quietly in front of the screen, inputting commands, and the last option appeared in front of his eyes——

"Liu Qianjing, would you like to be with Gu Wenyan?"

Yes mouth No mouth

He couldn't wait for an answer.