Gold Medal

Jiang Lang thought Ye Chi would take him to a restaurant, but in front of him was a dark fish pond.

"..."

Seeing Ye Chi catching crayfish one by one from the fish pond with familiarity, Jiang Lang knew that this guy was definitely not doing this for the first time!

At this time, the role of the soul lock chain was highlighted, and Jiang Lang tied up the shrimp claws in an orderly manner.

"Sister Qiao's craftsmanship is so good, she can even make tofu taste like meat!" Ye Chi walked up from the water, his clothes dried naturally, without a trace of dust.

This is also a great way to save money.

Back to the gate of the underworld, I saw that smelly old ghost leaning on the gate drinking.Ye Chi hurriedly turned his back and shook the shrimp in his hand and said to Jiang Lang, "Hide this."

"Where to hide?" Before Jiang Lang could react, Ye Chi quickly stuffed the fierce crayfish into Jiang Lang's windbreaker, and suddenly a burst of wetness mixed with severe pain made Jiang Lang's stimulated facial features vicious.

Fuck!I don't want to eat crayfish at all, why should I take the blame for this!I should have tied the shrimp claws tighter just now...

So Jiang Lang clutched his chest and entered the underworld under the slightly drunk scrutiny of the smelly old ghost. Seeing that the smelly old ghost has already drunk people and shrimps, right?

Sister Qiao picked up the last shrimp with Jiang Lang's breast meat in it, Jiang Lang raised his eyebrows in pain, and Ye Chi hurriedly made up for Jiang Lang's wound.

"Don't expect me to forgive you!"

With a signature smile on Ye Chi's face, he made a cup of hot tea and handed it to Jiang Lang: "I'll drink it for you."

Jiang Lang took a sip and rolled his eyes at him: It's useless to curry favor with me!

Who wants to curry favor with you, Ye Chi turned his head and ran to Sister Qiao's small kitchen, bursts of fragrance wafted out of it, feeling that the whole ghost life was much happier.

When the prawns are hot, the whole prawn claws are red, which makes people quite appetizing. After turning it over in the oil pan twice, sister Qiao sprinkled the peppers in, and after a while, a more fragrant aroma came out.

"Sister Xiaoqiao, can I eat?" Ye Chi rubbed his hands excitedly.

"Wait a little longer, just collect the juice after a while." Sister Qiao took a chopstick and tasted it.

The saliva kept rolling in the mouth, like a huge wave, spicy crayfish, the most delicious food in the world, bar none!

Thinking about it, a deep female voice suddenly came from behind: "Xiaoqiao, what delicious food did you cook now?" Ye Chi turned around stiffly, only to see Granny Meng, whose wrinkles could kill ants in the underworld, leaning on a black wooden crutch come over.

Although Meng Po is only 1.2 meters above sea level, you can feel her strong aura from five meters away.Ye Chi dropped his chopsticks and sweetly called out to Po Meng, "Sister Meng Po!"

"Oh, this is so sweet." Meng Po's corrugated face suddenly spread out, and her smile made her ten years younger quickly.

Po Meng has lived in the underworld for a long time, and she has lived for tens of millions of years. She likes to be called her sister the most. If you like to call her sister, of course she won't mind.

The premise is that you can keep shouting!

"Godmother, Xiao Chi brought a plate of crayfish, would you like to try it?" Huizhi Lanxin's sister Qiao put the Ma Xiao out of the pot and put it on the table.

Granny Meng covered her face and said with a smile: "I'm so sorry, eating meat at night makes me fat."

For the sake of his official career, Ye Chi went all out: "Sister Meng, shrimp meat is rich in protein, which is good for skin metabolism, reducing wrinkles and whitening." Ye Chi's flattering words successfully won Jiang Lang's eyes. Which fish pond shrimp is so good? Awesome to be able to produce this kind of shrimp!

"Okay, okay, I'll eat." Granny Meng couldn't close her mouth from ear to ear. Because Po Meng's nails were old and easy to break, her teeth fell out, so Jiang Lang peeled the shrimp, and Ye Chi was in charge of crushing the shrimp meat. It can be said that it was very I did my best.

After taking good care of Po Meng, the future is limitless.Po Meng and Judge and Punishment Division were old friends in the early years. It is said that they have some unknown relationship. One is the backbone of the reincarnation department and the other is the veteran cadre of the trial department.

Ye Chi ate few of the whole plate of shrimps, most of them were eaten by Granny Meng, and Jiang Lang didn't catch a few.Ye Chi adhered to the principle that nothing should be wasted, and sucked the juice from his finger.

It can be said to be quite shabby.

Granny Meng has cooked the soup for most of her life, and of course he also cooked the soup for the future of the underworld, which made the pot and the big iron spoon the last thing she wanted to see when she went out.

It is Meng Po's principle that she can order takeaway and never cook at home. If she can overturn the pot, then Meng Po will definitely not hesitate to be the first one!

"Aqiao, do you still have the whitening mask you gave me last time?"

Meng Po's skin was already rough under the steam and the years, and Ye Chizheng had studied the mask to Xia Huai, so he said secretly: "Sister Meng Po, you have to use the water tender and whitening mask first, Then apply the 666 Essence to ensure that you will wake up refreshed tomorrow morning! Crow's feet will get rid of the crow's feet!" After speaking, Ye Chi danced and danced with his voice and emotion.

Jiang Lang: "..." Whose essence works so well!

Ye Chi is quite good at this point. Po Meng was so happy to be coaxed by Ye Chi that she was willing to spend money to let Ye Chi buy 666 essence on her behalf.

Granny Meng is a rich woman. This is a fact known to everyone in the underworld. Granny Meng opened a hotel in the tourist attraction on the second ring of Huangquan, which is called Laoganma Hotel.

There are not many people who come to the underworld to travel these years, and there are not many people who say there are few.Most of the dead people will not hurry to reincarnation, because there are more than enough places for reincarnation, they will wander around the underworld for a few days. Of course, it is also possible if you want to meet Lord Hades or even a higher-status priest.

On the second floor of No. [-], Huangquan Street, there is a Madame Tussauds Wax Museum in the underworld, which has custom-made wax figures of Emperor Fengdu, Wufang Ghost Emperor, Luofeng Six Heavens, and Ten Palace Hades.It is said that this year there will be a black and white wax figure of impermanence, and the time is unknown, and everyone is welcome to touch it then!

An advertisement is inserted here: Take the No. [-] ghost car (walking) to the hotel with a huge sign on the second ring road of the underworld. You are worth owning the Golden List Laoganma Hotel, and you should act first!

With the money in his pocket, Ye Chilang walked in front of Jiang Lang with a kind of indescribable arrogance.

Making money in the underworld is not difficult, and it is not easy to say, if you get to the judge's hall, coax Granny Meng, and catch ghosts, that's more than half of it.

"Jiang Lang, hurry up." Ye Chi secretly thought to himself why this old man had longer legs than me.

Jiang Lang frowned, think I'm walking slowly?So the two chased back home very childishly.Sometimes Jiang Lang felt that Master Feng's spells were quite effective, but no, this mind-reading technique was quite effective.

However, this mind reading technique seemed to only work on Ye Chi.

"Where do you go to buy Po Meng's essence? There won't be a Taobao store in the underworld, right?" Jiang Lang sat on the sofa panting, looking up at Ye Chi.

Ye Chi didn't know why, so he raised his head and asked him, "What is Taobao?"

Jiang Lang talked about the creation of Taobao and its listing in the United States from beginning to end. In Ye Chi's eyes, it seemed as if it had opened the door to a new century.

The underworld is not advanced, but it is not outdated either. Most of the equipment, such as cameras, televisions, and radios, are imported from the world.

But this Taobao thing is really unheard of, maybe it will be popular in the underworld in more than ten years.

"I'll go to the city to pick it up for Granny Meng tomorrow, and I'll do another task by the way." Ye Chi thought gleefully, if the housing prices in this area don't rise, then he can buy a house in less than a year.

When mentioning the house, Ye Chi thought of the water ghost landlord.The landlord of the water ghost is a very gentle person, but from time to time he pretends to be a hanged ghost and hangs it on the clothes rack to scare ghosts...

It can be seen from this preference that he likes pranks very much.

Ghosts frighten ghosts, frighten ghosts to death.

However, it seems that I haven't seen him in the past two days, and he must be busy with writing.

That's right, Landlord Shuigui is a professional [-]th-line writer. None of his novels have been published. Don't ask me why, because his novels need to be read under a quilt!

At this moment, Jiang Lang was flipping through Ye Chi's pocket book, looking extremely serious.Ye Chi's handwriting was very upright and straight, which surprised Jiang Lang. After all, Ye Chi was quite unreliable at first glance, and he could control the wind at will.

"Jiang Lang, do you want to eat?" Ye Chi pinched a pack of spicy sticks with his index finger, his mouth glowing red.

I'm afraid he was a starving ghost like Wang Dazhu in his previous life.

Seeing that Jiang Lang didn't respond, Ye Chi directly stuffed the spicy strips into Jiang Lang's mouth.

After the two of them had a rest, the next day they went to Master Feng's lecture hall again.

This time, Feng Hao neither advertised nor conducted a questionnaire but talked about the unofficial history of the underworld.

"..."

"The king of Qin Guang, Jiang, fell in love with a mortal woman in his early years and had a son. The newborn calf was not afraid of tigers and released the little ghost king from the prison. At that time, the little ghost king was a half-year-old child with a low cultivation level. The King of Hades moved the tiger away from the mountain and led the Ghost King into the valley, and Black and White Wuchang and I brought the little Ghost King to the underworld. It took only a few days for the clinker, and before the Ghost King came to the door, the Little Ghost King climbed onto the reincarnation platform by himself."

So, it's a failure to pick up the leak?

Ye Chi still had the starry eyes on his face, adoring him very much, while Jiang Lang became interested in the little boy.

What kind of brat is not afraid of the little ghost king?Suddenly Ye Chi's head appeared in his line of sight, and Jiang Lang pursed his lips tightly. Looking at it from Jiang Lang's angle, Ye Chi's whole grimace was round and cute, as if something was stuffed in his mouth.

Thinking of this, Jiang Lang poked his little face and asked him, "Have you seen King Qin Guang's son?"

"Hehehe, did you mean Yan Jun? Every night at 08:30 channel 44444 has his radio station. Didn't I tell you last time that you are not interested? It is said that Yan Jun has six-pack abs!"

"......" This is all going on, who wants to know how many abdominal muscles he has!

After a while, Jiang Lang couldn't continue Ye Chi's words, so the two continued to listen to Master Feng's lecture.