Gold Medal
Chapter 33 The underworld tax is a bit high, you should be prepared!
The door opened, and a group of ghosts swarmed in the stairwell. Fortunately, these ghosts had heads and legs, so they were not very scary.
"I'm sorry! I'm moving furniture for this household. I just accidentally knocked the wardrobe into your door." The ghost who moved the furniture sincerely apologized, his face full of guilt.
Ye Chi raised his lips and responded with a warm smile: "It's okay."
Anyone moving in anytime soon though?
After staring at the crack of the door for a while, a middle-aged male ghost glared at Ye Chi, and Ye Chi slammed the door tightly as if frightened.
Jiang Lang asked Ye Chi, "Who is it?"
Ye Chi shook his head, "Someone moved in across the street, but I don't know who it is."
But they are all neighbors, why don't you worry about not seeing each other?It's just that suddenly there is a neighbor, which feels weird. How do you get along with neighbors?
Of course, Ye Chi didn't think about it for a long time, he turned around and went to Jiang Lang's side again. He looked at him with a delicate face and asked, "Aren't you going to tell me about that male ghost?"
Jiang Lang hesitated for a while, "Hu Yang?"
Ye Chi took a bite of the wilted pear on the table, and nodded.
His eyes seemed to say again: Who else but him?
It seems that this guy still has doubts!
"Hu Yang was hit and killed by a car. The driver who caused the accident was a boss who hit someone and escaped. Hu Yang's mother was mad when she found out about this. Hu Yang's sister, Hu Fei, wanted to avenge the lover of the driver who had been the driver. That's about it." Jiang Lang gave a rough outline, and it was easy for Yincha to figure out what happened next. After all, Yincha had seen many ghosts like this over the years.
After hearing what Jiang Lang said, Ye Chi couldn't sit still anymore, he stopped eating pears, patted his thighs, stood up and howled, "Wow! This kind of person is going to hell!"
Jiang Lang: "..."
"So you're not angry anymore?" Jiang Lang stretched out his hand to hook his neck, and plucked his ears affectionately.
Ye Chi was like a rabbit whose fur had been blown all the time, and howled again: "Who is angry? Who is angry is the one!"
Oh, Xiaoju.
Instead of continuing to argue with Ye Chi about who is a pig, Jiang Lang quickly changed the subject and asked Ye Chi: "Where are the houses in the underworld better?"
"Why do you ask this?" Ye Chi was a little puzzled.
Jiang Lang paused, then replied: "Just ask, I want to know more."
Ye Chi in his arms grinned grinningly, and hammered Jiang Lang's chest with his fist, "Don't think about it, houses in the underworld are expensive!"
Jiang Lang smiled slightly, resting his chin on Ye Chi's head, thinking that there will always be money.
"ask you a question."
"Ok?"
"Where are the paper money burned by mortals?" Jiang Lang wanted to ask this question a long time ago, but Ye Chi never said it.
Counting the days, it should be almost half a year since I died, and my parents should also accept my death!They should not let their son "starve and freeze" in the underworld.
"Judge Cui has been in charge of this matter. I'll ask you later." Ye Chi only heard about this matter from Lu Sheng, because he was alone and had never been beaten by others. payment.
Brother Lu Sheng receives a lot of money regularly every year, but the money in his passbook has not been touched.
In the early years, when he saw the money in it, he would cry and curse, calling his sweetheart a dog.
Later, he ignored it.
"The underworld tax is a bit high, you have to be prepared!"
Jiang Lang: "..."
When the two of them came out of the bank in the underworld, Jiang Lang understood what it means that the taxes in the underworld are a bit high. Wouldn't the leaders of the underworld feel pained if they were so fishy about the people in the underworld?
"Do you want chicken legs?" Ye Chi's mouth was full of glistening oil, and he was still holding a chicken that was missing a chicken leg.
This bank can be regarded as conscientious, and the tributes are so well preserved!But if the hoofs and chicken legs are taken in the bank, isn’t it true that Hades’s head is filled with formalin?
Jiang Lang walked to the trash can and threw handfuls of rare chrysanthemums into it without even looking at them.
Let Xiao Chi feast on the rest of the tribute, Jiang Lang looked at Ye Chi softly.
Seeing Ye Chi eating the chicken leg seriously, Jiang Lang came back to his senses and took out the pink passbook in his pocket, frowning.
Hades girl so full of heart?
Turning to the first page, Jiang Lang felt relieved when he saw countless zeros.
Closed, Jiang Lang's walking became much stiffer, striding towards Ye Chi's direction.
Seeing Jiang Lang walking towards him, Ye Chi turned his back and gnawed the last bite of meat on the chicken leg.
Jiang Lang: "..."
After eating it, he turned around and threw the bag to Jiang Lang for him to carry. Jiang Lang carried it and carried it on his shoulder without any complaints.Most of the bags were filled with fruits, and I also took some scattered pastries. Ye Chi likes to eat sweet ones, so I gave the rest to Judge Cui.
Judge Cui was as happy as a fat man weighing two hundred catties.
"Jiang Lang, are you unhappy in the underworld?" Ye Chi walked in front of Jiang Lang, holding Jiang Lang's uniformly long index finger and ring finger.
Ye Chi's face against the pitch-black night sky was extraordinarily bright, and for a while Jiang Lang couldn't tell what was going on in his heart.
In the Underworld, his sadness has indeed decreased a lot. He no longer needs to be sad for those parents who have never given him true feelings, nor does he need to think about his own future.
"Are you happy?" Jiang Lang said seriously.
Ye Chi stopped in his tracks and asked anxiously, "Can you tell me?"
"You can get a little closer to me."
Ye Chi: "???"
Under Ye Chi's daze, Jiang Lang wrapped Ye Chi's little hand tightly with his palm, raised his eyebrows a few times and said, "Let's go home."
Ye Chi, who was following Jiang Lang, was secretly happy.
The two of them had a discussion in the evening and decided to catch ghosts. Of course, Jiang Lang didn't tell Ye Chi in advance that he had enough money to catch thousands of ghosts.
There is no way, who made me the male lead, it's because I'm so rich and powerful!thick! !
When will you find a good house? Give Ye Chi a surprise.
We don't let the money leak out, so let's obediently catch ghosts. Of course, in Jiang Lang's heart, this matter is equated with flirting, because the job of errands seems to be getting more and more handy.
After receiving the task from Lu Da, the two left the Hall of Judges under Lu Da's strange gaze.
Jiang Lang is tall, while Ye Chi is half a head shorter than Jiang Lang, so the front and back are in the shape of steps.
Suddenly Ye Chi stopped, took out a candy from his pocket, peeled it off neatly, and just about to stuff it into his mouth, Jiang Lang strode forward and touched his slender wrist with his right hand, and with a lift of his arm, the soft candy fell into it. into Jiang Lang's mouth.
Ye Chi: "..."
Strawberry-flavored, Ye Chi seems to be particularly keen on strawberry-flavored toffee.
Go back and buy him a few more packs.
Ye Chi looked at Jiang Lang angrily, Jiang Lang immediately stuck out his tongue when he saw his expression, and told him with his eyes: Do you want to eat?
Ghosts want to eat your saliva!
"..."
This seems wrong, isn't he a ghost?
The two of them chatted one after another, and their walking speed slowed down a lot.Jiang Lang was not in a hurry, but Ye Chi was a little anxious, afraid that the ghost would run away.
In front of him was still the familiar school, the school where the magical chemistry teacher stayed, which made Ye Chi sigh, whether this school has bad Feng Shui.
It stands to reason that schools shouldn't be haunted by ghosts!
The dark campus is quiet and terrifying, and there is a feeling of dangerous monsters hiding behind it, which is creepy.
Jiang Lang patted Ye Chi's shoulder untimely, and Ye Chi jumped up in fright, his screams resounding throughout the campus.
Jiang Lang: "..."
"Can you stop patting me on the back, scaring me to death!" Ye Chi's voice was crying, as if he was really frightened.
Jiang Lang chuckled and said nothing.
After a while, the two of them walked into the parking shed. In front of them was a building with turf on the left and right. There was a small door leading to the playground. Of course the door was locked.
The door is useless to ghosts.
Jiang Lang caught a glimpse of the light shining in the grass and walked up.
At this time, Ye Chi's attention did not know where to stay, and he did not follow Jiang Lang.
After a period of time……
"Jiang Lang, talk to me!" The moonlight was covered by dark clouds, and the surroundings were pitch black.
Not hearing Jiang Lang's answer, Ye Chi was even more timid, but on the surface he still pretended that he was not afraid of anything.
Because Master Feng once said that you must not be afraid of ghosts, the more you are afraid of them, the more arrogant you will be!
Jiang Lang should check the road, Ye Chi comforted himself, there was a staircase between the garage and the building, Ye Chi planned to sit for a while and wait for Jiang Lang to come to him.
Sitting down, Ye Chi tensed up all over.
Why is there a soft touch?
An uneasiness suddenly rose in my heart, but it quickly disappeared. There seemed to be a mass of weeds under the buttocks, so dark that I couldn't see it clearly but could feel it.
After touching it for a while, Ye Chi's hand stopped. Weeds have ears?
"......"
Master Feng said what to do when you meet a ghost?
It seemed that he didn't want to scare the snake first, and then tried to intervene, and then influence him, Ye Chi went through the order of catching ghosts in his mind.
While calming down, another voice rang again: You touched his ears, you almost stabbed the snake's nest!
Ye Chi's body was tense for nearly 5 minutes, and he found that the ghost behind him was not moving at all, and during these 5 minutes, Ye Chi's mentality collapsed.
"Brother ghost, there are only two ghosts here, me and you, please talk to me, or you will be in a panic, don't you?" Ye Chi tried to attract the attention of the ghost behind him, although he was not sure what was behind him. no ghosts.
He dare not look...
One second, two seconds, the ghost still didn't speak, Ye Chi wanted to turn around, but he really touched an ear just now!There seems to be a small ear next to the ear slit, a tiny grain.
Could this ghost be a mute?
"Squeak if you hear me, I'm a good man."
As soon as the words fell, there was a sudden voice from behind: "Squeak."
Ye Chi: "..."
Jiang Lang, where have you been?Woohoo, there is a ghost behind me!
"I'm sorry! I'm moving furniture for this household. I just accidentally knocked the wardrobe into your door." The ghost who moved the furniture sincerely apologized, his face full of guilt.
Ye Chi raised his lips and responded with a warm smile: "It's okay."
Anyone moving in anytime soon though?
After staring at the crack of the door for a while, a middle-aged male ghost glared at Ye Chi, and Ye Chi slammed the door tightly as if frightened.
Jiang Lang asked Ye Chi, "Who is it?"
Ye Chi shook his head, "Someone moved in across the street, but I don't know who it is."
But they are all neighbors, why don't you worry about not seeing each other?It's just that suddenly there is a neighbor, which feels weird. How do you get along with neighbors?
Of course, Ye Chi didn't think about it for a long time, he turned around and went to Jiang Lang's side again. He looked at him with a delicate face and asked, "Aren't you going to tell me about that male ghost?"
Jiang Lang hesitated for a while, "Hu Yang?"
Ye Chi took a bite of the wilted pear on the table, and nodded.
His eyes seemed to say again: Who else but him?
It seems that this guy still has doubts!
"Hu Yang was hit and killed by a car. The driver who caused the accident was a boss who hit someone and escaped. Hu Yang's mother was mad when she found out about this. Hu Yang's sister, Hu Fei, wanted to avenge the lover of the driver who had been the driver. That's about it." Jiang Lang gave a rough outline, and it was easy for Yincha to figure out what happened next. After all, Yincha had seen many ghosts like this over the years.
After hearing what Jiang Lang said, Ye Chi couldn't sit still anymore, he stopped eating pears, patted his thighs, stood up and howled, "Wow! This kind of person is going to hell!"
Jiang Lang: "..."
"So you're not angry anymore?" Jiang Lang stretched out his hand to hook his neck, and plucked his ears affectionately.
Ye Chi was like a rabbit whose fur had been blown all the time, and howled again: "Who is angry? Who is angry is the one!"
Oh, Xiaoju.
Instead of continuing to argue with Ye Chi about who is a pig, Jiang Lang quickly changed the subject and asked Ye Chi: "Where are the houses in the underworld better?"
"Why do you ask this?" Ye Chi was a little puzzled.
Jiang Lang paused, then replied: "Just ask, I want to know more."
Ye Chi in his arms grinned grinningly, and hammered Jiang Lang's chest with his fist, "Don't think about it, houses in the underworld are expensive!"
Jiang Lang smiled slightly, resting his chin on Ye Chi's head, thinking that there will always be money.
"ask you a question."
"Ok?"
"Where are the paper money burned by mortals?" Jiang Lang wanted to ask this question a long time ago, but Ye Chi never said it.
Counting the days, it should be almost half a year since I died, and my parents should also accept my death!They should not let their son "starve and freeze" in the underworld.
"Judge Cui has been in charge of this matter. I'll ask you later." Ye Chi only heard about this matter from Lu Sheng, because he was alone and had never been beaten by others. payment.
Brother Lu Sheng receives a lot of money regularly every year, but the money in his passbook has not been touched.
In the early years, when he saw the money in it, he would cry and curse, calling his sweetheart a dog.
Later, he ignored it.
"The underworld tax is a bit high, you have to be prepared!"
Jiang Lang: "..."
When the two of them came out of the bank in the underworld, Jiang Lang understood what it means that the taxes in the underworld are a bit high. Wouldn't the leaders of the underworld feel pained if they were so fishy about the people in the underworld?
"Do you want chicken legs?" Ye Chi's mouth was full of glistening oil, and he was still holding a chicken that was missing a chicken leg.
This bank can be regarded as conscientious, and the tributes are so well preserved!But if the hoofs and chicken legs are taken in the bank, isn’t it true that Hades’s head is filled with formalin?
Jiang Lang walked to the trash can and threw handfuls of rare chrysanthemums into it without even looking at them.
Let Xiao Chi feast on the rest of the tribute, Jiang Lang looked at Ye Chi softly.
Seeing Ye Chi eating the chicken leg seriously, Jiang Lang came back to his senses and took out the pink passbook in his pocket, frowning.
Hades girl so full of heart?
Turning to the first page, Jiang Lang felt relieved when he saw countless zeros.
Closed, Jiang Lang's walking became much stiffer, striding towards Ye Chi's direction.
Seeing Jiang Lang walking towards him, Ye Chi turned his back and gnawed the last bite of meat on the chicken leg.
Jiang Lang: "..."
After eating it, he turned around and threw the bag to Jiang Lang for him to carry. Jiang Lang carried it and carried it on his shoulder without any complaints.Most of the bags were filled with fruits, and I also took some scattered pastries. Ye Chi likes to eat sweet ones, so I gave the rest to Judge Cui.
Judge Cui was as happy as a fat man weighing two hundred catties.
"Jiang Lang, are you unhappy in the underworld?" Ye Chi walked in front of Jiang Lang, holding Jiang Lang's uniformly long index finger and ring finger.
Ye Chi's face against the pitch-black night sky was extraordinarily bright, and for a while Jiang Lang couldn't tell what was going on in his heart.
In the Underworld, his sadness has indeed decreased a lot. He no longer needs to be sad for those parents who have never given him true feelings, nor does he need to think about his own future.
"Are you happy?" Jiang Lang said seriously.
Ye Chi stopped in his tracks and asked anxiously, "Can you tell me?"
"You can get a little closer to me."
Ye Chi: "???"
Under Ye Chi's daze, Jiang Lang wrapped Ye Chi's little hand tightly with his palm, raised his eyebrows a few times and said, "Let's go home."
Ye Chi, who was following Jiang Lang, was secretly happy.
The two of them had a discussion in the evening and decided to catch ghosts. Of course, Jiang Lang didn't tell Ye Chi in advance that he had enough money to catch thousands of ghosts.
There is no way, who made me the male lead, it's because I'm so rich and powerful!thick! !
When will you find a good house? Give Ye Chi a surprise.
We don't let the money leak out, so let's obediently catch ghosts. Of course, in Jiang Lang's heart, this matter is equated with flirting, because the job of errands seems to be getting more and more handy.
After receiving the task from Lu Da, the two left the Hall of Judges under Lu Da's strange gaze.
Jiang Lang is tall, while Ye Chi is half a head shorter than Jiang Lang, so the front and back are in the shape of steps.
Suddenly Ye Chi stopped, took out a candy from his pocket, peeled it off neatly, and just about to stuff it into his mouth, Jiang Lang strode forward and touched his slender wrist with his right hand, and with a lift of his arm, the soft candy fell into it. into Jiang Lang's mouth.
Ye Chi: "..."
Strawberry-flavored, Ye Chi seems to be particularly keen on strawberry-flavored toffee.
Go back and buy him a few more packs.
Ye Chi looked at Jiang Lang angrily, Jiang Lang immediately stuck out his tongue when he saw his expression, and told him with his eyes: Do you want to eat?
Ghosts want to eat your saliva!
"..."
This seems wrong, isn't he a ghost?
The two of them chatted one after another, and their walking speed slowed down a lot.Jiang Lang was not in a hurry, but Ye Chi was a little anxious, afraid that the ghost would run away.
In front of him was still the familiar school, the school where the magical chemistry teacher stayed, which made Ye Chi sigh, whether this school has bad Feng Shui.
It stands to reason that schools shouldn't be haunted by ghosts!
The dark campus is quiet and terrifying, and there is a feeling of dangerous monsters hiding behind it, which is creepy.
Jiang Lang patted Ye Chi's shoulder untimely, and Ye Chi jumped up in fright, his screams resounding throughout the campus.
Jiang Lang: "..."
"Can you stop patting me on the back, scaring me to death!" Ye Chi's voice was crying, as if he was really frightened.
Jiang Lang chuckled and said nothing.
After a while, the two of them walked into the parking shed. In front of them was a building with turf on the left and right. There was a small door leading to the playground. Of course the door was locked.
The door is useless to ghosts.
Jiang Lang caught a glimpse of the light shining in the grass and walked up.
At this time, Ye Chi's attention did not know where to stay, and he did not follow Jiang Lang.
After a period of time……
"Jiang Lang, talk to me!" The moonlight was covered by dark clouds, and the surroundings were pitch black.
Not hearing Jiang Lang's answer, Ye Chi was even more timid, but on the surface he still pretended that he was not afraid of anything.
Because Master Feng once said that you must not be afraid of ghosts, the more you are afraid of them, the more arrogant you will be!
Jiang Lang should check the road, Ye Chi comforted himself, there was a staircase between the garage and the building, Ye Chi planned to sit for a while and wait for Jiang Lang to come to him.
Sitting down, Ye Chi tensed up all over.
Why is there a soft touch?
An uneasiness suddenly rose in my heart, but it quickly disappeared. There seemed to be a mass of weeds under the buttocks, so dark that I couldn't see it clearly but could feel it.
After touching it for a while, Ye Chi's hand stopped. Weeds have ears?
"......"
Master Feng said what to do when you meet a ghost?
It seemed that he didn't want to scare the snake first, and then tried to intervene, and then influence him, Ye Chi went through the order of catching ghosts in his mind.
While calming down, another voice rang again: You touched his ears, you almost stabbed the snake's nest!
Ye Chi's body was tense for nearly 5 minutes, and he found that the ghost behind him was not moving at all, and during these 5 minutes, Ye Chi's mentality collapsed.
"Brother ghost, there are only two ghosts here, me and you, please talk to me, or you will be in a panic, don't you?" Ye Chi tried to attract the attention of the ghost behind him, although he was not sure what was behind him. no ghosts.
He dare not look...
One second, two seconds, the ghost still didn't speak, Ye Chi wanted to turn around, but he really touched an ear just now!There seems to be a small ear next to the ear slit, a tiny grain.
Could this ghost be a mute?
"Squeak if you hear me, I'm a good man."
As soon as the words fell, there was a sudden voice from behind: "Squeak."
Ye Chi: "..."
Jiang Lang, where have you been?Woohoo, there is a ghost behind me!
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