death is your ghost

"pause."

"pause."

"depressed."

"Depressed, depressed."

"Thoughly."

"Totally, completely."

"scarce."

Mo Han was silent for a long time, staring straight at Chi Yue.The latter held up his third-year English textbook, the book hit his face, and he reported English words one by one.

After saying a word, Chi Yue didn't hear the answer, so Chi Yue revealed his face from behind the book and said, "What's the matter, won't it happen?"

Mo Han ignored his teasing, and said, "You don't take this in the college entrance examination, dear."

If there was a year when English in the college entrance examination was a test of the meaning of words, no one would only score more than ten points in English, unless they were lazy and temporarily hugged their feet before the college entrance examination, and the subject of English was officially excluded from the scoring subjects.

"If you don't, you won't. What excuses are you looking for?" Chi Yue said with a smile. In his eyes, Mo Han is smart, but he will inevitably encounter a few new words, or his brain will short-circuit temporarily, and he can't remember. It's normal.

Mo Han snatched the English book he was holding in his hand for pretending: "Tell the truth to you, a street hooligan, and it's a waste of my golden mouth."

Chi Yue was inexplicably excited: "It's easy to open your golden mouth. I have opened it many times. Do you want to try again?"

Mo Han refused solemnly: "The sages of the ancients said that they should not prostitute themselves in the daytime."

Chi Yue rolled his eyes upwards, and searched in the memory network: "Really?" He found Mo Han's Chinese books one by one on the table, and said while flipping through them: "If I don't find this sentence, you are Fraud."

Mo Hanpi smiled but didn't laugh. The prostitution during the day is mostly due to the court's sage's nostalgia for the gentle township. Not only singing every night, but also ignoring the government affairs every day. The minister wrote a letter to remonstrate with the emperor, his words were blood and tears, loyalty, earnestness, and the world can learn from it.

"You are a hooligan."

Chi Yue rested his arms on a stack of books, and the sunshine at nine o'clock in the morning was fresh and clear, shining on him unreservedly, especially making his fairy-like eyelashes longer.He tilted his head and said with a smile: "The rascal is okay, I will take you as a compliment."

Mo Han crossed Erlang's legs and leaned on the chair by the window, resisting the urge to tear him apart, and waved at him: "Let's go, let's go, don't disturb me to recite the book."

Chi Yue rummaged through the pile of books again, clamped the Chinese book with two fingers, and swung it to Mo Han: "I'm having trouble with Zhuge Liang again."

The Chinese document flew onto Mo Han's lap without any mistakes. "Teacher's List" has indeed troubled him for a long time, and finally got him a brand new Chinese book, and he turned to the page of "Teacher's List" with a quick flip.

Mo Han doesn't believe in this evil, he is so clever that he can clearly recognize all kinds of chemical reactions and physical phenomena, and he can't even memorize articles written in Chinese.

"No, I like him." Mo Han didn't blush or pant, and he couldn't find any flaws when he lied.

But his lie is useless. To be precise, he is not going to work. Everyone can hear a bit of self-deprecation. It is the same reason that girls often say "I am not angry at all". Mo Han's implication is "I I fucking hate him."

"If it were three years ago, I would definitely be able to recite it word for word within 3 minutes." Speaking of the past, Mo Han was also a child prodigy praised by everyone, and he looked at Chi Yue: "Could it be that I'm really old? ? is a watershed."

Chi Yue tapped his forehead: "IQ has nothing to do with old age, you just lack a string."

Mo Han looked at the article in black and white, and was a little annoyed: "I still have to memorize it, missing a string? Don't care about other strings, pipa strings, if I can't fix it, I'll fuck you a hundred times!"

Chi Yue was swallowing his saliva, he almost choked out of breath when he heard this, his eyes widened, and he urgently needed to confirm: "Fuck a hundred times?"

"Ah? Hmm..." Mo Han regretted the words as soon as he uttered them. Chi Yue, a beast, said those words like a tiger's mouth, but at that time his mind was desperately trying to memorize the articles, and he could only think of a terrible punishment that he couldn't memorize , that is, the beast in front of me, so if I want not to be ravaged|ravaged, I can only do my best.

"Hehe, hehehehe." Chi Yue laughed unscrupulously: "Then I'll go to the supermarket."

"what?"

"Buy some soap, with various scents, and for the next hundred times, I have to make sure I smell good."

Mo Han didn't even bother to despise him: "You are really shameless."

"I can recite word for word."

Chi Yue: "I'll wait."

Sure enough, Chi Yue went out smartly, took the money and ran to the supermarket to spend some money. In the room, Mo Han focused on opposing "The List of Teachers", reading and memorizing it over and over again, according to people's memory nerves, read and read the content many times , will exist in the mind for a short time, and keep it for a period of time.

Every word and sentence is Chinese culture, and the logical memory method is used well, so there is no reason why it cannot be memorized.

In the next half an hour, until Chi Yue Le Diandian came back from the supermarket, Mo Han memorized the entire "Teacher's List" by heart, smoothly and word for word.

Mo Han looked at Chi Yue who was so angry that he threw colorful soaps all over the floor. In order not to look too proud of the winner, he lowered his cheerful tone: "Don't get angry with the soap if you are angry, good boy, take it to the bathroom, it can be used for many days Woolen cloth."

Chi Yue couldn't refute it, anyway, this oath was also proposed by Mo Han, and he did it, so he can't blame anyone.

Sometimes it really annoys Mo Han's brain, smart people don't bring such smart ones, and shatters their beautiful illusions.

Chi Yue's face was very colorful and exciting, Mo Han approached in three steps and two steps in parallel, and suggested: "It happens that one does not do one thing and the other does not stop, I think we should have three principles of love."

Chi Yue: "What principle?"

"Control the estrus and be willing, so that you can hug me."

"What do you mean?"

Mo Han tidied up his hair: "That is to say, you have to control yourself, don't act like a Teddy casually, pay attention to your body; willingness means that you want it, and I want it too, we two are willing, do enough foreplay , to turn the clouds and rains upside down, upside down the phoenix.”

"I raise my hand, I have doubts." It is absolutely impossible for a man who is on the verge of a hormonal explosion to control and not be attracted to another hormone that is not far away from him. How can it be unbearable not to be controlled by reason and stored in the depths of the soul.

"It's useless if your doubts are not approved by the neighborhood committee." Make a quick decision, and don't give a chance if you don't give it a chance.

"I'll be suffocated." Chi Yue died of grievance.

Mo Han said earnestly: "I'm doing it for your health, where can you find someone who can take care of people like me?"

Chi Yue thought for a while and said, "Then, are there any benefits after the exam? For example, you, um, me, eh?"

"I'm taking an exam, you ask me for benefits?"

"Then I can do it for you."

Mo Han rolled his eyes at him: "No, no, no."

For bed exercise, which is like a gas bomb, it hurts the body and lungs, and delays things. Comrade Mo Xiaohan tried his best to escape, but sometimes he couldn't react in time, and his soul was hooked, and he was willing to sink and wake up. The price is back pain, life, he sighed, it is better to be rational.

Because the three principles in the morning are devil clauses for Chi Yue, Chi Yue is so angry that he is determined to be angry and ignore Mo Han, but when Mo Han calls him, he can't help ignoring him, so he can only respond The tone of his words is impolite, his posture is more arrogant, and his eyes are erratic, which makes people feel that he is angry.

Mo Han ignored everything, concentrated on reviewing, made fun of him, and didn't delve into the matter.

For the normal performance of tomorrow's college entrance examination, he is ready for everything, and he is ready to meet it with the best state. Although it is only two days, he does not want to let himself down, even though in the eyes of others, the college entrance examination is his own business, especially for him. For an orphan who has no father and no mother, there is more or less no pressure, at least no pressure from his parents, but he is not alone. When he can't be idle, he has the determination to shoulder responsibility.

As a man, he can have a love that is different from others, but at the same time, he will also have the sweet bondage that couples in the world have. He is not fragile, he hopes he can shoulder it.

The shackles have grown wings, and they can't break free, and they can also fly.

The college entrance examination came soon. On the first day, Chi Yue sent Mo Han to the examination room. There were many parents standing outside the waiting room. They all came to accompany the exam. When the students entered the examination room, no matter how cruel the sun outside was, they would take every step Stay together until the bell rings and the moment you see your child at the door.

This trip pinned their hopes, and it is also a step that should be experienced when receiving the admission letter.

After Mo Han entered the door, he turned back and said to Chi Yue, "Give me a hug."

Chi Yue smiled brightly, took a big hug, and offered a hug.

"I'm not nervous at all," he said.

Mo Han thumped him: "I have an exam, why are you nervous?"

"It's probably because you're smarter than them. I'm relieved. If it wasn't for the alarm you set this morning, I wouldn't even know you took the college entrance examination today."

Mo Han sneered, holding his head high and chest out: "I'm leaving, treat me to dinner after the exam."

Chi Yue watched him slip into the crowd and gradually disappear before his eyes.

When the school gate was closed, Chi Yue shook his head frantically, and spent money to go to a nearby Internet cafe to surf the Internet.

Internet cafes are holy places for game lovers. Chi Yue opened a computer and played shooting games. He hasn't touched it for a long time. At first, he would be scolded by his teammates. After playing for an hour, the scolding remained the same, but it was all on me. Nima, this is too awesome.

The game in the world is still interesting, Chi Yue was so fascinated by it that he forgot to pick up Mo Han.

Mo Han finished the Chinese test in the morning and the math test in the afternoon, and called him over and over again at the school gate, but no one answered. He had no choice but to go back to the rented room first, thinking that he would see Chi Yue, who was not flat, in the rented room. None.

Chi Yue's earphones were plugged in, so he couldn't hear anything other than the gunshots of Jiujiujiu. Later, when it was dark, the network administrator poked the machine service to notify him, and he knew it was time.

Picking up his clothes and going out, it was getting dark and he was caught off guard. Chi Yue suddenly cursed, took out his phone and saw that there were all calls from Mo Han, his heart trembled, and he hurriedly called back.

The phone was connected, and Chi Yue said, "Hello."

A sentence came from over there: "We don't sell waste products." Then the phone dumbled and hung up.

Chi Yue was stunned for two seconds, and then called again. As soon as the call was connected this time, he shouted, "Alone, wandering outside, please take care of me."

"If you have a dog, don't keep a dog."

Hang up the phone again.

Chi Yue stared at the phone screen on the recovery page, thinking, okay, I can't cure you yet.

The phone swiped again.

Chi Yue: "I had a fucking car accident."

"This is a fucking psychiatric hospital."

Without a doubt, the phone was dropped again.

But after three seconds, Mo Han called again, and opened his mouth and said, "Is the person dead?"

"No."

There was an oh on the other end of the phone, and there was a tendency to hang up again. Chi Yue seized the opportunity and yelled, "Just got his head caught by the door, the car door."

Mo Han chuckled, thought for a while, and said, "Wait, I'll pick you up with a tractor."

"Alright, leader."

Chi Yue put his phone in his pocket and squatted at the door waiting for Mo Han to pick him up.It's funny to say that people's college entrance examinations are always coaxed by their parents, and when they are worshiped by Bodhisattvas, Chi Yue, a parent, is not qualified at all, and even asks the national treasure to pick him up.

Mo Han found a taxi and returned to the vicinity of the examination room. In the car, he saw Chi Yue squatting in front of the Internet cafe through the window. He was quite pitiful, like a homeless wolf dog.

He walked over with long legs, snorted coldly, Chi Yue raised his head, and with a smiling face, rubbed against his neck flatteringly.

"The dog's paws are itchy, here comes the game." Mo Han stabbed him.

"The dog's paws are very itchy, and I can't touch your warm and smooth skin, so I have to touch the mouse to relieve the itching."

Mo Han didn't say a word, turned around and left, Chi Yue followed behind him, the driver who had just taken a taxi was still waiting there, Mo Han opened the door and sat in, Chi Yue followed without hesitation .

The driver asked, "Where are you going?"

Mo Han said: "Go forward 600 meters, turn right and walk 300 meters, there is a pet shop."

"Buying a pet?"

"No, the domestic dog is hungry, buy him some dog food." Mo Han cast a sidelong glance at Chi Yue and said.

Chi Yue was shameless and immediately barked twice.

The driver who was driving trembled and was at a loss for a long time.

After wandering for an hour or two, the two had dinner and went home.

After washing up, they all fell into bed and fell asleep, Chi Yue was also stable when he fell down, he didn't touch randomly, he hugged Mo Han's waist very well.

After sleeping until dawn, Chi Yue opened his eyes. Mo Han had already gone for the exam. There were a few slices of bread on the living room table, milk in the microwave, and a note stuck on the refrigerator.

——When you see this note, it means that you are dead. Don’t open the refrigerator, because there is——nothing.

Chi Yue sneered lightly, turned off the button of the microwave oven, and took out the milk in it. It probably only turned on for about 5 minutes, and the heat didn't burn his mouth very much.

He walked to the table with the milk, took out his cell phone, and found that there was another text message.

Mo Hanfa.

——There is a dinner party after the exam today, I will come back later.

Chi Yue took a sip of milk and replied a good word.

The bread was a bit hard, and his mouth slurped when he ate it. Chi Yue took out the bread stuffed in his mouth and looked at it strangely. At this moment, Mo Han sent another text message.

——By the way, the bread has been stored for a few days, is it a bit hard, anyway, I didn't eat it.

Chi Yue's face wrinkled in an instant, and he rushed into the kitchen to spit it out.

His mobile phone was still on the table, and Mo Han sent another text message.

——Don't doubt it, I didn't mean it.

Believe him and he is a ghost.

The author has something to say:

Yeah, finally graduated from high school