I babysit for ghosts

What to feed him, so I came to ask Sister Meng for advice. "

Granny Meng handed over the affairs at hand to her subordinates, walked to Shen Tu's side and looked at the baby in his arms, "Oh, what a beautiful little boy, it seems that the ghost emperor has a good eye for finding women."

Xiaolu came over, pointed at the baby's eyebrows and said to Granny Meng, "Right, look at these eyes and nose, they are exactly the same as my brother's."

Shen Tu's face became colder as he heard it. He looked down at the baby, but he didn't see any resemblance between him and himself. Seeing that the two of them didn't get to the point at all, he reminded him, "What can he eat?"

"Well," Meng Po stretched out her finger, and Kou Danhong's nails lightly scratched the baby's face, "You tell me who the baby's mother is first."

"Does it matter?" Shen Tu said coldly.

"Of course it has something to do with it." Po Meng narrowed her winking eyes, "I have to meet a woman who can make you fall in love, right Xiaolu?"

Xiaolu, who was inexplicably named, looked at Granny Meng and then at his elder brother, and smiled heartily, "Who knows, anyway, I still think sister Meng is very attractive, and I am so fascinated."

Finally, Granny Meng was a little happier. She flipped her wrist, and a cup of unknown liquid with a strange smell appeared in her hand. She handed it to Shen Tu, "It should be fine for him to drink this."

When the two brothers smelled the smell, they immediately blocked their sense of smell. God knows that Mengpo soup smells bad enough, but the thing in her hand smells even worse than Mengpo soup. Will it really kill me if I eat it? ?

Shen Tu's face was already so stinky that it couldn't get any worse, Xiao Lu smiled, and asked hesitantly, "Sister Meng, what is this?"

"Oh, this is a good thing." Granny Meng chuckled a few times, "This is a monster soup made from the tears of 88 kinds of monsters. Drinking it can prolong life and keep youth forever."

Shen Tu had already covered the baby's eyes to avoid tears from the hot soup, turned around and left after listening to her explanation, and disappeared in an instant.

Xiaolu, who was left behind, scolded her elder brother from beginning to end in her heart, turned her head and cleared her throat in embarrassment, "Sister Meng, look at my brother's bad temper, please forgive me, I will give it to my sister later. Two bottles of Huanyan Pill are not worth it."

Granny Meng put the cup back indifferently, and patted Xiaolu's head, "Xiaolu is the most obedient."

On the other side, Shen Tu looked at the baby in his arms, and saw that he had lost the vitality before, and leaned against him listlessly, thinking that he was too hungry and had no strength.He frowned slightly, and cast a space transfer formation to go to the human world.

[203] Daddy Ghost Emperor ([-] more)

Standing at the door of a baby store for five or six minutes, Shen Tu gritted his teeth and walked in. Immediately after entering the door, he was surrounded by enthusiastic shop assistants. Shen Tu asked with a stiff face, "Is there any food suitable for him?"

The clerk looked at the baby in his arms, praised him and took him to the corresponding area to buy milk powder.

"The milk powder that children need to drink in each stage is different. Our family has milk powder for all stages of children from zero to three years old. In addition, do you need diapers? Children's diapers are very important. If you use unqualified products You will have a red butt, do you need a feeding bottle? Do you need a stroller..."

After listening to a few words, Shen Tu gave up. He didn't intend to keep this cub forever. If it didn't come out in two days, he would throw it back to Pluto for disposal, but the clerk's sales promotion was really annoying, so he took out With a wave of his hand, Ka bought a copy of everything the clerk mentioned.

A lot of things needed to be packed and taken away. Shen Tu asked the clerk to make a bottle of milk first. Under the clerk's enthusiastic guidance, Shen Tu held the bottle stiffly and handed it to the baby's mouth.

"Open your mouth." Shen Tu said lightly.

Enthusiastic clerk: "Be gentle with the baby. Although he can't express it, he will be afraid. It will not be conducive to the healthy growth of the baby after a long time."

Shen Tu: ... The trouble is dead!

When the little baby heard Shen Tu's words, he opened his mouth sleepily, but he couldn't suck.

The clerk was a little anxious after teaching it several times, but Shen Tu had no choice but to say softly, "Eat these, I'll play with you today."

The little baby's eyes flashed, and he moved his mouth. The milk in the bottle soon bottomed out.

Shentu: ...

Enthusiastic clerk: "Your baby has a really good appetite."

Shen Tu lightly poked his belly, seeing that it was bulging, he was slightly relieved, and was about to ask if the things were packed well, when suddenly he heard a "poof" sound from the baby, Shen Tu only felt As soon as his arm became hot, a strange smell surrounded him.

Shen Tu froze and felt something slipped from his hand. He lowered his head and glanced at the innocent looking baby, and the other hand quickly grabbed its back collar and carried it far away. Already covered in its excrement.

Shen Tu: ... This brat!

Enthusiastic clerk: "Oh, don't you have a bag of diapers? He will be very uncomfortable if you carry it like this. Put it down quickly."

A clerk took the child from him, and another clerk delivered a clean towel to the big customer. Shen Tu took the towel and went to the bathroom in the store. The moment the door closed, he immediately cleaned himself with several cleansing techniques. I don't know why, but I always feel that there is something left in my hand.

Walking out of the bathroom, the clerk has already cleaned up the child skillfully, wrapped up diapers and changed into a suit of clothes.Seeing him coming out, she immediately gathered around him to give him a good education, and finally gave him a book, Shen Tu took it and read it, "Newbie Dad's Parenting Classic".

Enthusiastic clerk: "This is a gift from our store. It comes with video teaching. As long as you spend time studying, I believe you will be able to deal with all emergencies proficiently in the near future."

After finally walking out of the store, Shen Tu raised his knuckles and tapped the child's forehead, threateningly with a black face, "Little brat, come out quickly!"

As soon as the little baby raised his hand and grabbed Shen Tu's fingers, he babbled happily, and his spirit returned after he was full.

Shen Tu sighed softly, feeling very tired.

Back in Donghai, he arranged a baby room in the small courtyard next to the main hall. It was said that it was a decoration, but it was just a change of the original furnishings in the room. To him, it was just a blink of an eye.

Shen Tu originally wanted to put the child here, and then find two reliable little demons to take care of it, and then come out when he has had enough fun, but the reality slapped him hard in the face.The child couldn't let go of his hand at all, probably because he saw that Shen Tu was going to give it to someone else, the little baby was holding on to Shen Tu's clothes, and when she was violently torn off by Shen Tu, he put him on the bed and cried, and it was not a normal cry.His voice was filled with some power, like the voice of a demon, the entire Dushuo Mountain was surrounded by his cries, and some demon cultivators with low cultivation levels in the demon village at the foot of the mountain immediately foamed at the mouth when they heard this voice A large piece.

After being approached twice to complain, Shen Tu had no choice but to take care of him personally.He was born a ghost. Although he has been walking in the human world for many years, he has never studied how to take care of mortal babies.After he passed out from starvation once, Shentu set an alarm clock for him to drink milk, and because he was not proficient in business, it took a long time to make milk powder, so he directly soaked dozens of bottles at once and put them in the Qiankun bag. Feed him as soon as you order.

It was the first time to change a diaper, and just after changing it, it peed again, and Shen Tu had to change it again, and when it was changed, it pooped again...

Since he couldn't let go, Shen Tu could only take him to work.Hearing the alarm clock ringing halfway through the subordinate's report, Shen Tu immediately took out a baby bottle from his Qiankun bag and fed it to him. When he looked up and saw the shocked subordinate trembling all over, he said calmly, "Continue."

Tuanzi, who was a human for the first time, and Shentu, who was taking care of others for the first time, had no common sense. They didn’t know that babies need a long sleep. , until the baby became weaker and weaker and finally fell asleep two days later, Shen Tu nervously thought about it several times to make sure that he had breastfed him regularly, made sure that he hadn't accidentally injured it with force, and even checked his body , He didn't breathe a sigh of relief until he heard the small purring sound of the little baby.

After that, he set the time for the dumpling to sleep on his phone again, but this time it didn't go as smoothly as breastfeeding. None of these methods worked, and finally played a requiem on the flute, and the baby slowly fell asleep.

Shen Tu is very busy most of the time, and has to travel around in various places in the human world. Whenever a subordinate reports an abnormal situation, he has to go and have a look in person.

So many times it will happen that when Shen Tu fights the alien in the middle, the alarm clock rings, and he has to deal with the baby first and then deal with the alien. I don’t know which one he forgot if he said that he would throw it to Pluto for two days. in the corner.

For a while, the title of his father ghost emperor spread throughout the East China Sea and the underworld.

It was hard to put him to sleep this day, and Shen Tu rarely had time to lean on the bed in his palace, holding the sleeping baby in one hand, and flipping through a book in the other hand, it was the mother-baby book. The parenting book given by the supply store.

Time flies, Shen Tu in the study is sitting behind the desk and writing something, there is a one or two-year-old child crawling on the huge desk, he is playing with a luminous gemstone in his hand, maybe playing with it. A little tired after a long time, he threw the gemstone aside, turned his head to look in the direction of Shen Tu, and called out in a childish voice, "Tu Tu..."

The little boy has big shiny black eyes, curly and long eyelashes, and clear and delicate skin.Compared with a year ago, he has grown up a lot, and his appearance is more refined. He is wearing a cartoon jumpsuit, and he speaks like a baby