Cow licking curly hair and big brother anecdotes

"Yu, have you returned yet?... Mmmm, I have something to do and I can't go back. I won't go back to [-] recently. You and Xiaoer can help me watch it. By the way, you go upstairs to sleep in the den. By the way Pour some water on the pots of succulents on the windowsill..."

Liu Wu didn't speak, Hou Yue really had no choice but to liven up the atmosphere by himself.

"Zhao Xi, are you here? Thank you today,... yes, thank you again, I will treat you to dinner another day, no! Forget about drinking, the house rules are strict..."

Liu Wu stared at the ceiling, full of anger, this monkey has got a lot of meat behind his back, and there are several pots!

Who is Zhao Xi?

Please eat and drink as long as you eat!

Hou Yue put down the phone and dialed Zhou Meng again. What the hell is it not in the service area?Where did Zhou Meng go?

The one who didn't get through to Zhou Meng beat the old monkey. Liu Xian'er hadn't answered his phone since he knelt down. Fortunately, there was another old monkey with his elbow turned outward.

"Comrade Monkey, what are you doing?" Hou Yue changed his tone before, and unconsciously lowered his mood when he spoke to his father, as if he had been wronged a lot outside.Turning on the speaker, Hou Yue put the phone on the storage cabinet, and chatted with the old monkey while tossing about the bed he bought and the things he brought.

"Soak your feet, hey~ Shu Tan!" The old monkey Shu Tan's ending sound was particularly cheerful, and he didn't care about his son's depression.

"Is your wife and my mother well? When do you plan to welcome me home?" Hou Yue, a household waste, tore the cardboard box to pieces before taking out the folding bed.

"Let me tell you, son, take it easy, your mother just got a little angry these two days, don't worry, this is a protracted battle, we have to sit through the long-term battle, soft and hard and smelly, shameless to the end preparations for..."

Hou Yue propped up the bed, which was very much to his liking, bold and soft. He turned his head and wanted to chat with Liu Wu, but when he turned his head and saw the person lying on the bed with his eyes closed, he quickly grabbed the phone and said: " Comrade Old Monkey, you have worked hard, don’t soak your feet for more than 30 minutes, if you die, I’m sleepy.”

"You were sleepy just after ten o'clock, where are you?"

Hou Yue paused, walked to the place farthest from the hospital bed, and said in a low voice, "...accompanying me in the hospital."

The old monkey laughed: "You can do it! It's fast enough! All right, hang up, and ask the old monkey if you have anything to do."

Before Hou Yue could speak, he hung up on the other side. Hou Yue rested his head on the glass and looked down at his phone. Lao Hou is a heart-warming old guy!

Walking to the bed, Hou Yue bent down and kissed Liu Wu's forehead lightly. He didn't pack anything, just turned off the light, and lay down on the folding bed.The curtains in the hospital did not block the light, and the moonlight in the room fell scattered on the ground, on the two beds, and on the white walls.

Destined to suffer from insomnia again, Hou Yue sighed lowly, it would be self-torture for him to sleep in another place.

Liu Wu on the hospital bed opened his eyes and turned his head to see the folding bed under the window, which was half shorter than the hospital bed. Hou Yue rested his hands behind his head, his eyes were bright in the dark, and he was looking at him sideways. Eyes facing each other in the dark.

Hou Yue was taken aback, and cursed, "Fuck!" He got up and sat facing Liu Wu, stretched his head and stared at him with wide eyes: "Aren't you asleep?!" Lie down, but this person didn't sleep!

Liu Wu looked at him quietly, Hou Yue rested his elbows on his knees after being shocked, and looked at him quietly with his chin resting on his cheek.

After a long time, Hou Yue's eyes began to be sore. He lowered his head and closed his eyes. The moonlight clearly illuminated the spine joints on the back of his neck. He muttered: "I want to sleep with you."

Liu Wu moved to one side of the bed. One hand and one foot were handcuffed at an angle. He made room for Hou Yue on the side where the foot was handcuffed, but the arm on the same side was bandaged. He did not lift it twice. Get up, "Come up."

Hou Yue suddenly raised his head and saw a small space on the bed, which was enough for him to lie on his side. He got up and lifted the quilt to take a look. The difficulty started to be a little higher. On the side where he could lie down, Liu Wu's feet could not move.

Hou Yue finally lay down on his side, and shared the bed with Liu Wu in an extremely difficult and weird posture.Although the level of difficulty is ten, the level of psychological excitement and pleasure is also ten.

"Aren't you angry?" Hou Yue didn't dare to touch Liu Wubao's head that looked like he was wearing a helmet. The two heads were separated by a distance of two fingers' width.

"I'm not angry,... I just feel like a fool who cares about gains and losses, a little..." Liu Wu can't tell whether he is annoyed by this overly sensitive worry about gains and losses.

Hou Yue said with a smile: "Happiness comes so suddenly that people will worry about gains and losses. I hardly slept last night. When I closed my eyes, it was all about you. You are still lying like this, floating in front of my eyes, but I can't touch it. , I can’t catch it, it’s uncomfortable for me all night, so it’s not only you who worry about gains and losses, but also me.”

Liu Wu looked at him sideways, his eyes slowly bent into crescent eyes, accompanied by the hazy moonlight, beautiful like a dream, Hou Yue stared fixedly, looking at him close, he suddenly felt Liu Wu's dependence on him, this It is a dependence that this person would not easily show at any moment in the past.

Hou Yue finally tasted the state between them - lovers, from now on they are lovers in everyone's mouth.

Their turbulent love finally lived up to expectations!

"Can I hold you to sleep tomorrow night?" Liu Wuyang kissed Hou Yue's lower lip with his chin, "It's too painful to sleep so close."

Hou Yue pressed his forehead against Liu Wu's shoulder: "Do you want to know how much I'm suffering?"

Liu Wu said "Huh?" "You..."

After Hou Yue finished speaking, he stretched his legs backwards and gave Liu Wu a push: "Waiting to be fed! How is it?"

Liu Wu was bumped hard, it was quite heavy, he closed his eyes and smiled: "I can't spare my hand to play with you now, what should I do?"

Hou Yue opened his mouth and bit his shoulder: "Who the hell used your hand, you lie down flat, just turning sideways is enough for me to play all night!" He bumped again as he spoke.

The side of Liu Wu's thigh was burning hot, the heat was sincere, and he wished a hand would grow out of his leg muscles to hold the source of the ignition! "Hey~ It's really not a place for people to stay."

Hou Yue said to play him, that is to say, Liu Wu's current virtue is not exciting at all, "Tell you, I have saved my calendar for the past two years for you!"

Liu Wu let out a hot breath and asked, "Save the calendar for me?"

"Well! Every time I masturbate in the past two years, I make a mark on the calendar. At that moment, I thought, I have to make up for you when you come back! You said that other people's relationships are mainly sex, How are you, have I known you for how many years? Have you served me before? Don't you have any tricks!"

Liu Wu pursed his lips and smiled, and the laughing bed and Hou Yue resonated with him: "Okay, let me have a look at the calendar tomorrow. There are 52 weeks in a year, and a week is divided into odd and even numbers. From now on, I will play with you for odd numbers and you for even numbers." play me……"

Hou Yue was unhappy: "Damn! You're good at math, right? You've been traveling all over the world, so I'll let you learn how to come back to your boyfriend, right! Listen to Liu Wu! You have to do it for me if you want it! One week Odd and even numbers, you will be on the front of the odd number, you will be on the back of the even number, and you will be on the double when it happens to be on holidays! Is there any problem, no, yes, okay! It’s so happy and pleasant!"

Liu Wu didn't feel happy at all!

"Can I ask you how many times a week on average?" Liu Wu felt that he had to get some sexual blessings for himself, otherwise this day would be impossible!

Hou Yue fell into recollection: "Eh~~~~ a week, let me think about it, not many, if it is less, it will be six or seven times a week, and if it is more, it will not be too many, multiply by two."

Liu Wu froze all over: "..." A mouthful of blood stuck in his throat and he couldn't get up or down.

Hou Yue was silent for a while, and then laughed "hahahaha".

If Liu Wu could raise his hand, he would really like to wipe off the sweat from his brow, he would believe it!I really believe it!Love makes his IQ worrying!

"Liu Wu, why are you so cute! Why haven't I noticed before, you look so cute like I did back then!"

Liu Wu: "You still have the demeanor I used to play when you play hooligans now."

Hou Yue: "Listen to this, you were still playing hooligans back then? Tell me, who are you hooligans?"

Liu Wuxin thought that his head must have been broken during the gang fight in the prison, "I'm sleepy, go to sleep, the nurse said..."

Hou Yue pinched his nose: "The nurse told you to listen to your boyfriend and be lenient in confessing obediently, otherwise your chrysanthemum will be crippled one day!"

Liu Wu said "hmm": "Are you sure you want to hear it?"

Hou Yue paused for a moment. Liu Wu was not an emotional novice at first glance, and his tricks and skills when playing hooligans were not difficult to see. Thinking of this, he suddenly became overwhelmed, and he lay down on the pillow with a "pop": "No! Listen! Boring!"

Liu Wu did not hesitate, and began to recall the past: "The year I was a junior..."

Hou Yue suddenly raised his head, interrupted him, and asked with a stare: "You said you never went to school!"

Liu Wu sighed: "Didn't it be for self-protection at that time? Later, I wanted to say that I didn't find a suitable opportunity..."

Hou Yue was angry: "What is a suitable opportunity? Is it suitable now? As soon as I came back, I started playing with my heart, right?! If you don't play to death, I won't give up! You bastard!"

In the darkness, Liu Wuqi's eyes were blurred, but he still comforted the furious Hou Yue.

Liu Wu comforted softly: "I will tell you everything you want to know in the future, really! Don't be angry! Do you still want to listen?"

Hou Yue turned his head and pointed the back of his head at him, stared at the curtain and said, "No! Who wants to listen to your shitty love experience! I want to sleep for a beauty sleep, and when I wake up tomorrow morning, I want to use this face Blind a little nurse in a military hospital!"

Liu Wu laughed so loudly that his head hurt.

"Please, Hou Yue! You took away your cute supernatural powers, the thread on my head is probably about to collapse."

Hou Yue turned his head like a machine, without moderation, just click it to make a 180° turn, "Ah?! Do you want to call the doctor!"

Liu Wu hurriedly said: "Just stop and listen to me. Don't get angry as soon as you say something. Those who know think you are a monkey, and those who don't know think you are a chow chow."

Hou Yue was not convinced: "Don't look down on the Chow Chow, you don't have a high status in my heart before the Chow Chow."

Liu Wu licked his face and asked, "Then how high am I in your heart?"

Hou Yue pursed his lips and thought seriously: "How high is it? Not so high, it depends on how many times you contribute your fart a week."

Liu Wu was at a loss for words, this weight was really unbearable in his life.But it seems that it is also an inescapable... love!

"I was in my junior year at Yangcheng Aeronautical University, and I had a conversation in my junior year, for about ten days..."

Hou Yue had mixed feelings in his mind, and cursed, "Fuck!"

Liu Wu sighed: "Can you finish listening first, can I still have a complete cleansing process?"

Hou Yue muffled: "If you fart, let it go! It's been more than ten days, how about you!"

Liu Wu said with a smile: "Sorry, I'm still very glad that I died so early... It seems like I'm one or two years younger than me. I've seen movies and held hands. That's all, Hou Yue! Hou Yue! Hey! Really! Come back !"

In the not-so-dark ward, Hou Yue blew into the bathroom like a whirlwind, the door slammed, and then there was the sound of water.

Liu Wu didn't regret saying it now, it was his scheming to say it now, he was afraid that Hou Yue would kill him for the New Year without mercy if he said it after he recovered!

"...God damn believe you! You liar!!" There was a roar from the bathroom, and the monkey went crazy.

Because they never met in the time they missed, Hou Yue hated those times when they didn't meet!

The author has something to say:

I still owe Brother Monkey a plate of stewed meat~~

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