Cow licking curly hair and big brother anecdotes

The belt broke through the air and made a "whoosh~" sound.

Under Hou Yue's astonished gaze, Liu Wu grabbed his hands and tied him up! ! !

"You! Are you playing wild enough?!" Hou Yue didn't hide, he tried to break free, but couldn't break free, "No, where did you learn such a flirty operation?"

Liu Wu doesn't want to talk to him, he is a person who wants to do big things!

"I'm afraid of you, I will riot in a while." He was telling the truth, he was afraid that Hou Yue would get up and beat him if he couldn't take it anymore.

Hou Yue laughed at the ceiling: "Liu Wu, are you stupid? I'm still wearing a coat and sweater. How do you take my hands off when you tie them?"

Liu Wu: "..."

Hou Yue: "Don't, don't, you~~ah!!!" The fireworks exploded in the brain, and the apex of the heart trembled with excitement.Hou Yue took the time to sum up: forget about it!

Liu Wu's hands are strong, and he usually doesn't care about him, just let him make a fuss, but once he encounters a slap in the face, this person will turn into a wolf, don't back down, don't argue, just slap!

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Hou Yue was shocked by the feeling just now.

He has always thought that he is a pure 1, and he is the kind of person who will never have pleasure in doing 0.

Doing it for Liu Wu is also purely because I want to get used to my boyfriend, and I come here once. Anyway, this life is still long, and he has plenty of opportunities to do his big onslaught.

The slap came too fast!

He still didn't understand why he felt pleasure? !It's so fucking cool!

Now...it turned out to be like this!

Liu Wu saw him lost his mind again and again and asked, "Uncomfortable?"

Hou Yue let out a "hmm" and felt that Liu Wu was stiff, so he quickly said, "It's not that I'm uncomfortable, but why is it so strange? It's so, uh, not bad! I'm a man who is determined to be a big onslaught."

Liu Wu smiled while kissing him: "Hey! My baby is really ambitious!"

Before going to bed, Hou Yue applied to put a Band-Aid on the place where he had bitten, rubbed his pajamas lightly, and he wanted to give Liu Wu a hard time when it hurt so much.

It's uncomfortable to lie down, and it's not good to lie down. Hou Yue really wants to lift the roof off the house! ! !

Fortunately, Liu Wu, an old hooligan who is a chicken thief, knows to buy a tube of chrysanthemum ointment.

The pain in his buttocks was no less than that time when Liu Xian'er whipped his buttocks with a broom when he was a child, it was very painful.

Liu Wu: "Why don't you stick two plasters on your butt?"

After putting on the Band-Aid, Hou Yue lay on the bed and played with his mobile phone. When he heard this, he turned his head and stared at Liu Wu: "Your plaster is for dog bites?"

Liu Mad Dog Wu bowed his head and kissed him.

Hou Yue turned his head and stared at him, and said secretly, "When I get better, I have to abolish you!"

You always have to pay it back when you come out to hang out!Liu Wu continued rubbing his waist and Le Hong's wrist.

Hou Yue woke up with leg cramps and pain. Liu Wu got up and stretched his legs and rubbed his calves, "Are you lacking calcium?"

Hou Yue sleepily muttered: "You don't have points!"

Liu Wu wondered if it was his business, and he didn't dare to ask for fear of getting angry, so he changed the subject: "I'll buy what to eat."

Behind the curtains, the sky is bright.

Hou Yue seemed to have fallen asleep, and it took a while before he said, "I want to eat fried noodles."

"Okay, which one?"

"You do it." Liu Wu cooked fried noodles for him once last summer, and it was delicious.

"What's in the refrigerator?" Hou Yue's refrigerator should be out of food.

At this time, five or six o'clock in the morning, two or four five in the bustling business district, there is no supermarket open, let alone a vegetable market.

Hou Yue closed his eyes and thought for a while: "Forget it, McDonald's, two hamburgers, two eggs, anything else."

Liu Wu leaned over to kiss him: "So hungry? Why didn't you tell me before going to bed last night?"

Thinking of last night, Hou Yue wanted to make a comeback, and took a bite bitterly: "I wasn't hungry then, and now I want to deal with you."

Liu Wu muffled a smile in Hou Yue's ear: "I'll do it for you!"

Hou Yue kicked him sideways: "Hurry up and buy it! My stomach is attacking like my heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys."

Liu Wu jumped out of bed, picked up the car keys and left without washing his face or teeth.

Hou Yue closed his eyes and fell asleep again, dazedly, he could always hear the engineering team demolishing the house, and when he woke up, the sky was bright.

Sure enough, someone was demolishing things, it wasn't the engineering team demolishing the house, but Liu Wu was demolishing the kitchen.

Hou Yue supported his overworked waist and leaned against the kitchen door. He glanced at the kitchen, which looked like it had been plagued by hundreds of nests of mice.

"I just eat a plate of fried noodles. Are you bombing my kitchen? Excuse me, Chef Liu, why did the cabinet door fall?"

Liu Wu was putting fried noodles on a plate: "I thought it was a pull-out type, but it turned out not. It's a pity that it's broken..."

"I'm sorry for your second uncle! Do you know how much trouble my whole cabinet is? One door is broken and I need to change it!" Hou Yue just finished speaking and handed a plate of delicious fried noodles to his eyes, and then he went "gudong" He swallowed a big mouthful of saliva.

Liu Wu took one and handed it to Hou Yue's mouth: "Try it!"

Hou Yue stared straight at the person, opened his mouth to eat the noodles, stretched his arms around Liu Wu's neck, pulled the person over and kissed him.

The noodles are very fragrant and very delicious! !

Hou Yue thought to himself, if the cabinet is destroyed, just destroy it!There is no tolerant and magnanimous man behind any inconspicuous boyfriend.

In an instant, Hou Yue built himself a height of [-] meters.

"Where do you buy vegetables and noodles?"

"There is a morning market behind your school."

Hou Yue was flattered and ecstatic. If it wasn't for the broken chrysanthemum, he would have run around the narrow alleys twice, and then woke Fatty Geng to dance in circles!

He hooked Liu Wu's neck and kissed two more: "It's delicious, what else would you do?"

Liu Wu held the only plate of fried noodles, and the two of them leaned against the kitchen door and ate one bite at a time. He raised his head and thought for a while: "I can try braised chicken wings, the kind your father made."

Hou Yue choked for a moment: "The old monkey's culinary skills were all practiced by me and my mother. I finally escaped from the old monkey's clutches, and finally fell into your dog's claws."

Liu Wu smiled and sucked on the noodles: "Then I'll practice with you and Yao Wang." When he reached Lao Hou's age, he would be the same as Lao Hou, and would just cook vegetables in the kitchen to feed his wife.

daughter in law! !

Hou Yue, who didn't know that he had become a daughter-in-law, raised his head and howled: "You are wicked! You are inhumane!"

Chow mein is not the most troublesome thing, cleaning up the kitchen is the big trouble.

Liu Wu stood with his hands on his hips at the door of the kitchen and looked in, feeling very worried for himself. If Hou Yue had to eat fried noodles every time he finished cooking, wouldn't he have to clean up the kitchen all the time? This habit had to be changed!

For nothing else, cabinet doors are expensive!

Pack up and want to die!

Hou Yue gloated and stood behind Liu Wu and smiled: "Why don't you switch to Western food in the future?"

Liu Wu thinks this monkey is really sweet!Turning to look at him: "For example?"

Hou Yue thought about his favorite food in western food, and said happily: "Spaghetti with lobster!"

Liu Wu: "..." What? ! !

Hou Yue decided to change the topic. This topic is likely to break Liu Wu's mood. "Next week's final exam, winter vacation after the exam, you..."

Liu Wu walked into the kitchen without letting Hou Yue continue: "Let's talk."

The corner of Hou Yue's mouth twitched, Liu Wu's tone was wrong, "What more?"

Liu Wu squatted on the ground to pick up a field of vegetable leaves: "What do you want to say?"

Hou Yue gritted his teeth in displeasure: "I really want to go out with you years ago."

Liu Wu picked up the trash unhurriedly: "That's what I'm talking about, let's talk about it."

Hou Yue was stagnant, looked at Liu Wu's back squatting on the ground, and raised his foot to kick his ass: "Didn't you be in Jinshi years ago?"

Liu Wu hesitated for a few seconds: "...um."

Hou Yue's mood became more and more unsatisfactory: "Go to Panshan, there is my family's vacation villa and hot springs there, it is not safer than staying in the city, what do you think?"

Liu Wu didn't think about anything, he knew that Hou Yue wouldn't be confused about the situation and take him to crowded scenic spots, bustling scenic spots, it was this kind of cleverness and stupidity that thought about him that made him unable to speak .

He got up and walked in front of Liu Wu holding two handfuls of vegetable leaves with both hands: "Hou Yue, I have something to talk to you..."

Hou Yue's cell phone rang just in time, Liu Wu's tense shoulders loosened, Hou Yue stood still, and he went to answer the phone.

Hou Yue turned his head to look at Liu Wu's back, and a bad premonition arose.