Cow licking curly hair and big brother anecdotes

One person and one dog squatted quietly in the greenhouse and looked at the night sky. Hou Yue scratched the chick's neck with one hand.

After a few snowfalls, I can finally see a few stars at night. Hou Yue’s grandma’s house is not in a busy city, and there are no dazzling neon lights and no noise around. The quiet Hou Yue feels like he is in his seventies and eighties. Stars grow old slowly.

The chick yawned with an "ahhh".

Hou Yue raised his head and glanced at the watch on the wall, and said to Xiaoji: "Your mother touched mahjong, and she didn't even care about her own son. You probably forgot about this dear dog. Today you are dependent on me, and my brother will take care of you." Wandering around the world, taking you to fly, it is impossible to pretend, brother, I am taking the sad route today, I am not in a beautiful mood, I can't pretend anymore."

After Hou Yue finished speaking, Xiaoji licked the back of Hou Yue's hand in a showy manner.

Hou Yue gritted his teeth, pointed at the black and white eyes of the little chicken, and said: "Blind chicken|ba licking, brother, my name is in my own hands, in blind chicken|ba licking, the boss chopped off your dog's head, Hey~~~I'm afraid——I've fallen out of favor!"

The greenhouse was too|quiet, and the quiet chick finally fell asleep on the ground.The room is too noisy, a group of old, middle-aged and young people, who lost their normal shape after touching mahjong, all of them looked like old oily men who have been around for a long time. Sapo rolled and pulled his hair.

Hou Yue got up and bent down to pat the dog's head, asking to return to Two Four Five.

As soon as I got out of the greenhouse, my grandma beckoned and said, "Come here, take some dumplings home for the waiter in your store. If you make too many dumplings, the whole family will take some home. I will leave tomorrow. I am the only old lady. I can eat these dumplings alone." By the age of thirty."

Hou Yue followed his grandma to the kitchen to look for dumplings in a lunch box.

While pretending, the old lady muttered: "These brats, when they were young, they were brave and reasonable, but when they grow up, they become dirty, and they are dirty enough to play poker..."

Hou Yue listened to Zhile: "Okay! You can just have fun secretly. These people are all honest and gentlemen when they go out, so they just play tricks on you, gossip, and play tricks, right?" Hou Yue picked up the kitchen. He handed his broom to the old lady, "If anyone refuses to accept it, you can whip him, but you can pump hard, and vent your anger for me."

The old lady took the broom and slapped Hou Yue's butt first: "It's not big or small. Your third uncle said that your hand was fractured by him. Tell grandma the truth. Did he clean you up? Tell me, I have to deal with him later."

Hou Yue took a breath of cold air: "Don't you! The whole world, he will fear you. If you deal with him, he will have nothing to say. If you go out of your door, he will not hang and beat me."

The old lady clicked the button of the lunch box: "He dares! Break his dog legs!"

Hou Yue walked out with a large and small lunch box, and the old lady said behind him: "Let the waiter take the big box to eat, and eat the small box early tomorrow morning, don't always sleep late, and make up for it after the meal... ..." The old lady walked to the mahjong table, and just to her left was Liu Hao who was playing mahjong with his sleeves rolled up. The old lady raised her hand and slapped Liu Hao's arm without hesitation, making a crisp sound.

Hou Yue was putting on his shoes by the door, laughing secretly, and got up to bid farewell to the whole room: "Uncle, Aunt, I'm going back. My parents and chickens are locked up in the green house by me. Does third uncle's arm hurt?"

There are so many people that this is a little troublesome. When people come, Hou Yue stands by the door like a doorman. He can only greet the seventh and eighth aunts for half an hour, but he has to come again when he leaves.

Going out of the house with a group of people chattering, he suddenly felt light all over his body, the cold air took away the warmth of his body, Hou Yue sighed, and exhaled a long white breath far away, he turned his head and looked back, sure enough, the old lady was lying on her stomach Looking at the window, I saw him turning around and waving at him, meaning to get in the car quickly.

Hou Yue started the car and hurried away. Generally, as long as he lingered in the yard, the old lady could watch from the window for as long as possible.

As the car drove out of the community, he suddenly thought, could the old lady like Liu Wu so much?

Except for Wu Yang, his half-brother, Liu Wu seems to have no closer relatives, and he doesn't know if Liu Wuxi, who is used to being promiscuous, doesn't like such a noisy big family?

In the port of Jintang, just as the searchlights swept across the sea, a small yacht was pushed into the water among a row of boats parked along the coast.

It took only two or three seconds for the yacht to break through the water and leave the monitoring range.

Traveling southward to the uninhabited coastal area, four dark figures swam ashore and were soon submerged in the half-person-high withered grass.The grass was overwhelmed by the four people, and there was a "jingling" sound, and all the things on the body except the underwear were taken off and put into a big bag.

The four dripping wet men left a puddle of water where they stepped on foot. In the wilderness where the north wind howled, they could only hear the sound of breathing. In order to preserve their energy, they did not open their mouths to speak.

The hidden car was found, and the roof and the side trees were removed. The car was intact, and the hidden location was far from Jintang Port, so it was not found by the police and armed police who came to Jintang Port before.

Liu Wu started the car, let the engine warm up, jumped out of the car, looked at the three people in front of him and asked, "Who wants to go home?"

One of them was stunned, then lowered his head, his short hair covered with icicles was shining brightly in the dark night, his black clothes were frozen into ice, and the frost was steamed by the heat during the fast walk, covering the black clothes like a blanket A layer of white yarn.

It wasn't just him, the four of them were the same. They swam ashore from the sea and traveled several kilometers all the way. The clothes on their bodies froze first, and finally frosted from the heat of their bodies.

In the dark night, several people could only see white eyes and a mouthful of white teeth, and the exposed skin was black.

"Fifth Brother, it's me!"

Liu Wu stretched out his long arm, and patted the speaker on the shoulder: "Okay! Go! Be careful not to go in. No one will take care of your sister when you go in. I will send it to your brother Ma."

The man's eyes were huge, and he looked at Liu Wu: "Fifth brother, if I need to testify in the future..."

Liu Wu interrupted him with a wave of his hand: "Take care of yourself and your sister. We each get what we need, and if we need it, I'll let brother Ma contact you." This person was willing to follow him at the time because his sister disappeared in Li Guodong's nightclub Yes, this time I went to save Wu Qiang's wife and girl because I knew that this man's younger sister was on the cruise ship heading south.

Ever since Wu Qiang disappeared, Li Guodong had various ways to seek death, one of which was to traffic people in Southeast Asia.The deals were always done in the name of Wu Ling, Liu Wu really didn't know how many lives he had to kill this old man!

These few people followed him and were never loyal to him. Everyone took what they needed and left when they achieved their goals.

He turned his head and said to the man standing beside him, "Take the two of them there. Let the police uncle pick up the person who weighed the boat, write down the name of the person who sold it, and give me a copy. I will follow it for a period of time locally. If there is a case Go back to Yangcheng and let me know immediately." Li Guodong's ability to cover the sky with one hand already shows that Yangcheng is not clean.

As soon as Liu Wu finished speaking, the man called Little Ma opened his mouth and showed a mouthful of white teeth: "I found the girl, let's go home, it's fucking amazing to have a home!"

Liu Wu patted the pony. This man's name was Ma Yulan, and he had been with him the longest. He met him when he was in the northwest.At that time, a minority ethnic group rioted in the Northwest, and Ma Yulan's family was arrested and burned alive because of their different beliefs.The purpose of this person's life these years is just to wait for a chance to kill the thugs.

January [-]st, the last two hours of the first day of the new year.

The moment Liu Wu closed the car door, he really wanted to say a happy new year, but this group of people, those who have no home, no family, no relatives, how can they be happy!

It was only after he met Hou Yue that he realized that it is so wonderful to live happily!

Like an addiction, even if he is about to be imprisoned, he still wants to fight for him.

Hou Yue arrives at 23:[-] on February [-]th. Recently, he found a student from the Conservatory of Music. He can sing well and complement Zuo You's singing style.Passing the stage, Hou Yue waved to Zuo You, who was about to finish singing a song on the stage, and pointed to the work area.

He went over first carrying the dumplings, and the second and fourth came in smelling the smell and squeezed two, and ran back to the front hall to work while chewing.

Hou Yue took out five red envelopes from his grandmother, and put 200 yuan in each.Before the red envelopes were finished, Zuo You raised his head and poured a bottle of water. Without pushing the door, he kicked the door and entered the room, and saw two of the red envelopes were grabbed with one paw.

Hou Yue slammed the last red envelope on the table: "Can I be more embarrassing?"

Zuo You squeezed the hoarse and hot throat with one hand: "Is it okay to be a little human?"

Hou Yue nodded: "Okay!" Zuo You's voice was hoarse as if he had smoked hundreds of cigarettes, it's so pitiful, just two red envelopes.

Zuo You sat on a plastic stool and ate dumplings in a lunch box. Hou Yue reminded him: "There are shrimps and sea cucumbers, eat less. I have a sore throat tomorrow. Don't ask me for medical expenses."

Zuo You snapped his fingers, chewed the dumplings and muttered: "Let the shrimps and sea cucumbers overwhelm me!"

Hou Yue regretted not bringing back some vinegar and oil-splashed chili slices, once it was in place, Zuo You would definitely lose his voice tomorrow morning, "You didn't order takeaway at night?" There were too many people who didn't go home during the Chinese New Year, and the bars were overcrowded. , Many people don't mind sharing tables.

Zuo You: "It's called, you don't even bother to eat it when it's cold, just you, an unscrupulous boss, why do you have time to go home and have a reunion dinner?"

Hou Yue thought to himself, what the hell is the reunion dinner I ate!I didn't see what I wanted to see.

Zuo You ate one-third of the dumplings. There were about thirty or forty dumplings in a large lunch box. The skin was thin and the filling was big and the taste was delicious.

Hou Yue couldn't stand it anymore: "Okay, don't smack your fingers, you can eat it all, I'll order takeaway for them."

Zuo You put the lid on: "No need, I can satisfy my cravings, I'm getting fatter from eating, and my mouth is tricky, what should I do?"

Hou Yue let out a "tss". Zuo You went home once every year, and he was usually at school or with him. He was also a person who couldn't explain it all. It's a shitty thing for outsiders.

Just like him and Liu Wu, he didn't think about how to tell Zuo You and Zhou Meng, but sooner or later he had to talk, let him feel comfortable for two days first!

"Yu! Why do you say you want to fall in love?"

Zuo You heated up the cold takeaway in the microwave, and started to eat again, "Let's be free!"

Hou Yue was at a loss for words and could not refute! "You do not want?"

"I don't want to. It's annoying enough to support myself. Besides, it's too fucking difficult to fall in love!"

Hou Yue agrees with this sentence very much, it is too difficult! "Go, go upstairs and drink!"

Zuo You raised half of his eyelids to look at Hou Yue, just like Gu Er fool, "I pour a glass, you pour a glass and a half, how dare you say the word 'drinking', you don't like the dregs of drinking wine, Go drink your coffee!"

Hou Yue was thoroughly disgusted, so he made a decisive decision—You Jin, picked up his small lunch box and went upstairs.

Entering the room, a pair of shoes flew out, the door was just closed from behind, when there was a knock, the sound of knocking on the door was very civilized, unlike Zuo You's usual sound of knocking on the door, Hou Yue opened his mouth and shouted: "Friends are exhausted! Get out of here! You fucking knock on the door! Little Gongju can't match you!"

The little prince outside the door is very confused!So he knocked twice again very politely.

The soundproof door "hula" was opened, Hou Yue opened his mouth to roar, but he kept his O-shaped mouth for a few seconds, and then he tightened it angrily, showing an expression of "I don't want to talk to you even if I kill you".

Liu Xiaogongju. Wu raised his feet to enter the house. There was a box on the second floor, and there were not many people but it was not broken.

Liu Wu vigilantly kept the enemy from moving and me from moving, and first observed whether the enemy wanted to attack first or move his mouth first.

Hou Yue put the lunch box on the cabinet at the door, hugged his chest with both hands, spread his legs apart, and blocked the door in front of the entrance to prevent people from going in.

Liu Wu was still dressed in black. He had obviously washed his face, and the oil on his face was gone, but there was a smell of gasoline all over his body, and his forehead and temples were still wet.

Hou Yue felt cold all over his body, as if he was colder than Liu Wu who wore single clothes in winter, "Speak."

Liu Wu: "Ah~~~~Happy New Year!"

Hou Yue listened to this sentence so much today that his ears were numb, so he subconsciously replied, "Happy New Year... Happy New Year!" Got it in the toilet.

Liu Wu took a step forward with a suppressed smile, and opened his arms to hug him. Hou Yue sideways dodged, his nostrils gasping with anger, "You stole gasoline!!"

Liu Wu turned his head and smelled the clothes. The smell was really strong. He was used to it these days. The port was full of boats, and the water was no longer clean. After getting used to the smell of oil, everyone chose to ignore it.

"I'm going to wash up." After he finished speaking, he lifted his foot to walk inside.

Hou Yue took a step in front of him, and didn't dislike the taste any longer, so he stood next to him and asked, "What day is today?"

Liu Wuxin thought it was time to come: "...the fifth day."

Hou Yue took a deep breath: "You promise two or three days!"

The boss was so forced that he couldn't help it, and shamelessly began to force his words, "Yes, two or three days, isn't this exactly the fifth day? Two days plus three days equals five days."

Hou Yue was shocked: "...can you show some embarrassment!"

Liu Wu raised his hand and rested his forehead as if in deep thought, "Isn't it right? Isn't two plus three five?"

Hou Yue couldn't stand it any longer, and the howling wind roared: "Two multiplied by three is still fucking six!!!"

Liu Wu was yelled back and his head was thrown back. His wet locks of hair on his forehead were swayed by the howling wind. It looked like a thunderstorm had hit his head and face. He braved the wind and rain and insisted on being shameless to the end: "I know this baby Son, two three makes six, three three makes nine..."

Hou Yue slapped people on the door: "Get out! Tomorrow is the sixth day!"

Liu Wu wittily raised his hand to look at his watch. At 23:53, the dial was handed to Hou Yue: "There are still 7 minutes, please accommodate me, baby..."

Hou Yue slammed his fist on the door with a muffled "dong" sound: "Who the hell are you baby! Call Dad!"

The boss's vest was smashed to the ground, and he opened his mouth and called, "Dad!"

Hou Yue took the opportunity to open the door and dragged the person out. The door closed with a bang and was locked neatly.

Standing in the door, Hou Yue was panting heavily, and suddenly he squatted on the ground and rubbed his face twice, his head was covered with sweat, and there were tears in his eyes that he was struggling to shed.

7 minutes to go...

He got up and picked up the lunch box on the shoe cabinet and went to the kitchen. Standing in the kitchen, he didn't know what to do. If he called anyone to ask how to fry the dumplings, everyone would call him crazy.

Grandma asked him to use an electric baking pan to fry the dumplings, apply a layer of oil, put them on top one by one, turn them over once, and eat them when they are golden on both sides.

But what is an electric baking pan? !

How thick is a layer of oil? !

The mentally ill monkey brother roared, and scolded himself for being an idiot, worthless, and short of memory...

Finally, I found a frying pan. I didn’t know what oil to use, so I just put the oil on my hands, then wiped it on the bottom of the pan, and put the dumplings in one by one, forming a formation with obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Supporting the marble of the operating table with both hands, listening to the sound of dumplings being fried in the pan, the restless mood finally calmed down, stood up straight, kicked the cabinet door hard, and wanted to turn around and run to the door Open the door and drag people in.

Just in case go!

If you don't come back!

just in case……

When the burnt smell came out, Hou Yue came back to his senses and stretched out his hands to pinch the dumplings and turn them over. When the whole pot of dumplings was overturned, he felt a little pain in his thumb and index finger. Just as he was staring at them, he was suddenly pulled for a moment.

Liu Wu frowned, with a cold face, and he lost the look of yelling at him just now. He grabbed Hou Yue's two fingers and put them in his mouth. He held them for a while, then took them out to blow, and reached out to turn off the fire.

Hou Yue pulled back his hand, his IQ was on the line, he took the chopsticks and picked up the dumpling on the plate, turned around and gave it to Liu Wu with the chopsticks and the plate, and went to sit down at the dining table without saying a word.

Liu Wu twitched his lips, sat next to him, pulled the chair next to Hou Yue, and began to eat one bite at a time. While eating, he said, "I'm not injured. I took off my clothes before getting in the car. I drove all the way back and went to the lane. Eloquence got out of the car, it wasn't too cold, and I didn't rush back because your uncle brought too many people..."

Hou Yue cursed in a low voice: "It deserves it!"

Liu Wu turned to look at him and smiled, "That's right!"

Hou Yue turned his head and pointed the back of his head at him: "You can't stop your mouth even if you eat."

Liu Wu raised his hand, and the five fingers enjoyed the curly hair on the back of his head, and said intoxicatedly, "Hey~~ I want to die with this curly hair."

Hou Yue got up and left: "I'll straighten it tomorrow." When he walked into the living room, he felt the cool wind hit his neck, and when he turned his head, the window was not closed tightly. This person... is he addicted to jumping from the window? !

After Liu Wu ate the last dumpling, he followed the person closely: "I like Hei Changzhi too."

Hou Yue: "I shaved off!"

Liu Wu leaned on the cabinet door and watched Hou Yue looking for clothes: "I'll accompany you." Just after he finished speaking, he was smashed all over his clothes.

Hou Yue pressed angrily: "I'm going to be ruined by you sooner or later!" Liu Wu was wearing his clothes when he left, which cost more than 1 yuan from the inside to the outside. I don't know if they were thrown away or broken. Anyway, he didn't see something familiar, and if he continued to suffer like this, he would die young!

Liu Wu hugged the person through the clothes: "It's okay, I'll sell my kidney to support you."

"Why don't you sell yourself if you are so capable!"

Liu Wu turned and walked to the bathroom, shouting as he walked, "Okay! Wait, I'll wash it and sell it to you."

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I secretly want to make a big one (⊙o⊙)...