Cow licking curly hair and big brother anecdotes

Two modified off-road vehicles broke into the tropical rainforest nature reserve, blatantly and neatly destroyed the roadblocks and tracking system in the protection area, disguised and hid in the forest, bumped through the left bank of the Lancang River, and went down the south.

Da Bing was the snakehead Wu Yang was looking for. The southwestern region is connected to the hinterland of the Golden Triangle, and he is quite a "prestige" leader.

Liu Wu took five people with him, and Dabing, who was very moral, also took five people with him.There are a total of twelve people in the two cars. Even if they are black and white halfway, they can be regarded as fighting each other with equal strength.

The Lancang River is swiftly flowing.The closer you get to the primeval forest, the terrifying appearance of mountains and water appears.

Even if the car is driving in the forest, not close to the river, the rumbling river seems to be roaring in the ears all the time, which will always disintegrate people's mind.It seems that the next moment, the river will explode, flooding Jinshan...

The steep mountain wind is rustling, and the rough man can't bear the humming too much, and always wants to release water.

The soldier obviously walked this way all the year round, sitting in the dump box of the front car and playing cards with the other three people, cursing, collecting money quickly when he won, and beating people when he lost.

"Fifth brother, is this person reliable?"

Liu Wu was in the co-pilot, half-closed his eyes, the driver was his man.

"It doesn't need him to be reliable, he just needs to admit the money and not risk his life."

People who value profits are far easier to deal with than people who are desperate.

The driver bared his teeth, and tsk his tongue disdainfully at the card player in the front of the car: "This grandson admitted his money and didn't run away, look at how poor he is." While speaking, the soldier pressed the winning brother again. Kicked upside down.

It wasn't until the hills were slanted that the sound of helicopters "chug chug" came from the riverside and the top of the mountain.

Liu Wu grinned, the soldier threw down the card, kicked the rear window, then waved to Liu Wu's car, signaling the two cars to get off, and made a gesture of climbing a mountain.

Liu Wu pressed the walkie-talkie on Liang's shoulder, tilted his head and said in a low voice: "People who are on guard, the armed police don't care. Those who want to wash their hands this time, flop quickly and go with the police uncle. Don't add chaos to the organization. Brother promises to take care of you." The whole family you left behind, if you dream of climbing to the pinnacle of life, please follow me! Anyone who is not deaf give me a squeak!"

Following the last sentence, the driver and the four people in the rear truck turned their heads to the intercom and squeaked in unison.

"squeak!!!"

Liu Wuya took a sour breath, thinking, he is the only one who dares to take this group of idiots!

No wonder Wu Yang also sent people to him across thousands of rivers and mountains. With his fucking EQ plus IQ, he is so devoted to love and righteousness.

Da Bing, a smuggler who has been in the Golden Triangle and the Southwest, is actually a Burmese, and he is also a crooked Chinese with a tenth level of Chinese.

The soldier wore inner heightening and estimated that he could reach Liu Wu's shoulders. Nodding his head and bending his waist, he could almost be submerged in the bushes: "Fifth brother, this mountain is a stronghold. Abandon the car and climb the mountain. The escape route I designed for you is a zipline."

Liu Wu lowered his head to look for the speaker from the dense bushes, and kept searching for their helicopter above his head, making the sound of "chug chug" all the time. He looked up from the thick broad leaves, but the primeval forest covered the sky and the sun, A few very thin rays of sunlight penetrated the leaves and shone into the forest.

He asked, "How long will it take to reach the top of the mountain?"

A thick hemp rope was tied around the soldier's waist, and the other end was tied to the younger brother who kept winning his cards. "Go to the top of the mountain, cross two ditches, and go to the cave where the arms are hidden. It takes about two hours, and the time set by the arms dealer It's the sun going down, and those people don't show their faces at dawn."

After Da Bing finished speaking, he stretched the hemp rope and yelled in words that Liu Wu and his group could not understand.

Liu Wu turned his head to look at the person who was following him. That buddy was the driver. He tilted his head and whispered to Liu Wu: "He said, 'Don't worry! Don't worry!', the two ditches mean two hills. The game of 'Don't show your face at dawn' is learned from the Eurasian Gold Crescent Arms Merchant..."

Hurry up!

Liu Wu pressed his tongue against his cheeks, sneered, and winked at the other four people beside him.

The four people who received the wink started to snatch their brother's weapons, cigarettes, and rolls of dollars with their hands, grunting and cursing, and as if they were playing, the four pushed and shoved into the crowd of soldiers, and finally became Cheng Dabing's men persuaded the fight, but when Liu Wu's men started to fight, they "short-eyed" cut the hemp rope tied by the soldiers to the younger brother.

"Kutom! Gulululu~~ Awww, help~~~"

The soldiers were dumbfounded. Liu Wu smiled and held a cigarette sideways, pointed at the soldier who was rolling down the mountain with his chin and said, "Hurry up and pull your boss up!"

A few people took advantage of the slippery moss on the ground and slipped out to drag the soldiers. After a minute or two, six people who had been wandering in the mountain all year round climbed up.

At this time, Da Bing recalled what was going on. He was less than 1.7 meters tall, but his jumping ability was still very good. He jumped up to Liu Wu with a stride, and was kicked by Liu Wu as soon as he jumped up. On the tree trunk, thawed squid slipped to the ground like a thawed squid.

The people behind Liu Wu were all of different lengths. The guns were held, and the soldiers were not to be outdone. Relying on their familiarity with the terrain, they all felt that they were [-] meters tall.

Liu Wu raised his index finger and pointed at the soldier, and then the bullet fired through the silencer hit the soldier's forked crotch improperly, and the fabric of his trousers was burnt and smoked. Almost unable to extricate himself from the panic of "chicken flying egg".

Immediately afterwards, more than a dozen people witnessed the person who was almost "flying eggs and eggs" peeing his pants!

"Bah!"

"Bah!"

The gunshot from the silencer was like the sound of a balloon deflated for a short time. Liu Wu did not give an order to hurt anyone. Scaring his pants was the main purpose. The two gunshots caused the other five people to fight back. The height immediately became the standard height for getting on the bus without buying a ticket.

The military boots grinded the fresh moss and made a "squeak, squeak" sound. Liu Wu took a step with his long legs. If he hadn't taken half a step, he almost didn't step on the scared soldier. He squatted down and approached the stupid man, and asked with a smile. : "Call you Brother Bing, dare to agree?"

"Five, five, brother five! You are my own brother!" The soldier's five-five-five, coupled with a smell of urine, is especially like the second idiot who peed his pants and is "woo-woo-woo".

The corner of Liu Wu's mouth curled up sideways, and his eyes, as cold as the mountain wind, swept across the six people, "Don't mind! I can't help but kill my blood relatives!" He shot back after speaking.

The driver was always entrusted with a heavy responsibility. He held his chest up and raised his head, slammed his head in front of the soldier, and bowed his head to imitate Liu Wu and smiled with his lips curled up, his eyes shining brightly for the soldier.

Because this buddy smiled so charmingly, Da Bing thought he could sell himself to take the blame, but he didn't!

The five-year-old driver drew out his saber, grabbed the soldier's arm and gave him a thud.

Liu Wu raised his hand to cover his eyes, but halfway he scratched his eyebrows, and the corner of his eyes twitched and said, "Go for Bingge!"

"Ahhhhh!!!!"

The screams startled the birds in the forest, and some wild beasts even thought they were companions, and responded to several howls echoing each other.

The driver's knife quickly tapped between the soldiers' four fingers, and he was still chanting, "One two three four, two two three four, three two three four, do it again!"

The soldier had already drained his urine, and the inventory of sweat glands and tear glands was also cleared. The driver brother put down Bidong's hand again.The five younger brothers brought by the soldier were all taken under the command of the driver brother automatically. The skin and flesh on the inside of the soldier's five fingers were cut by two blades, but they were not severed.

Only a few minutes before and after, Liu Wu finished smoking a cigarette, raised his eyebrows and said: "Hurry up! I have to arrive at the cave an hour early, and if I don't see the cave after an hour, I'll find a fucking "pet" for each of you , Mr. Bao is satisfied."

After Liu Wu finished speaking, the five buddies who came with him repeated in unison: "Jun Bao is satisfied!"

The rough voices of several rough men disappeared into the forest. The primeval forest was too dense, and the sound could not reach a few meters.

After one hour, Da Bing finally arrived at the cave where the arms dealer traded after running away with two shoes.

At the same time, near the mountain where the cave is located, there are field armed police and helicopters who are looking for it.

The soldier was stripped and only a pair of underpants were left hanging upside down on a big tree not far from the cave.

On the way to surround the top of the mountain, the field army was pleasantly surprised to receive a "gift" from the enemy. It was the most valuable snake head in the Southwest and the Golden Triangle, and it was naked.

The commander of the field army, pointing at the naked soldier, opened his mouth and yelled: "Grandma is a bear! This thing is too close to my heart! Who the hell did it, I will give him a fuck!"

Liu Wu, who was lying in ambush outside the cave, suddenly felt a chill rising from the soles of his feet, and goosebumps crawled all over his body instantly.

The signal on the top of the mountain where the cave is located is weak, and Wu Yang's message was sent when a group of them abandoned their car to climb the mountain an hour ago.

"Come back quickly, fake game."

The driver who received the message was dumbfounded: "What does Brother Qiang mean?"

At this time, within their field of vision, an unknown number of mountain climbers were tied to the infinitely long thick hemp rope, gathering towards the top of the mountain. They all seemed to be Southeast Asians, and each of them carried a wooden box on their backs.

A group of people walked with a "clang clang clang" sound.

The group of people on the thick hemp rope, like grasshoppers that cannot escape, traps their footsteps in the moss. Anyone with a discerning eye can tell that they are walking forward with a heavy load.

So what is carried on the back is either a stone or an unclear weight.

Liu Wu glanced at Wu Yang's information, and his heart skipped a beat, not because he entered Li Guodong's game, but because Wu Yang's wife and daughter are now in Li Guodong's hands, and Wu Yang reported the letter to him.

No matter what, no matter what,... He didn't care about losing all these years. Even if the whole army was wiped out in this round, he would eliminate the innocent people and bring all the people who should go on the road.

Maybe, after going to another world, they, a group of people who are fighting endlessly, are still not lonely!

In half an hour, Liu Wu witnessed more than [-] people pressing the goods to drive thirty or forty unarmed, torn clothes, mountain climbers who could not understand the language, unloading, inspecting the goods, unloading the goods, and the climbers followed closely without stopping. Then he was led down the mountain.

Inside and outside the cave are the arms purchased by Li Guodong in the name of Wu Ling.

The successive swallowing sounds made Liu Wu irritated, he turned his head and stared, and silenced everything.

I calculated that the armed police should arrive in half an hour.

No one dared to shoot in front of a large number of ammunition, so the two parties fought purely by force.

When the eleven people faced the twenty or so people, and they had a tacit understanding not to shoot, Liu Wu decisively chose to play tricks.

Just kidding, they're not here to show off!

They are here to lighten the burden on the police uncle!

Half an hour later, the field armed police who arrived at the top of the mountain conveyed the information of the arms transaction site back to the headquarters. The commander shouted furiously while listening: "Catch me alive! Live! Grandson! Who is his grandma who wants his brother?" Guizi 'gift', catch it back! Damn it! Smile at %#@￥......"

In front of the cave, armed field policemen covered themselves with layers of green leaves and surrounded Guisunzi and Guizi’s neatly stacked square ammunition. A group of men in green stared at the red paint on the top of the box and painted out the words "Please accept the organization". It was three meters long, and each tough guy gritted his teeth and made a "creaking" sound.

"Yes! Catch alive!"

"The helicopter locks the fugitive's position!"

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