Cow licking curly hair and big brother anecdotes

Can you scan the code to support me?

Raise me?

Just as the cute baby voice on the phone disappeared, the cold voice above his head sounded again, the same sentence, but with a different flavor, Hou Yue was so scared that he almost turned his phone away.He opened his mouth halfway, raised his head to look like a half-smile, and his chestnut hair, which was just rolled into a big back by potato chips, fell back to his forehead as he walked, looking a little funny and a little decadent.

Eyes moved down, Hou Yue, who was seriously ill, almost blurted out "Okay!"

A word was squeezed out of the throat, just as it touched the teeth, the upper and lower lips closed together, and it was swallowed back.

He didn't look up at Potato Chips, cursing inwardly, where did those two idiots go?Hurry up!Pull him away mercilessly!

At the critical moment, the brothers were of the same heart, and with one click, Zuo You and Zhou Meng rushed out from the shelf behind Hou Yue pushing the cart in the next second.

As soon as Zhou Meng's got off the fire, he saw the person standing up again, pointed at the back of Hou Yue's head and shouted: "Damn curly hair! Stop for grandpa!"

Hou Yue was overjoyed, his brows were beaming with joy, his eyes widened and he ran over the potato chips, sighing as he ran.Made!Almost bewitched by beauty!

Erkang, who is a potato chip expert, stretched out his hand halfway, then dropped it back.

The group of girls who were surrounding him scanning the QR code just now behind him suddenly became very excited and discussed the three boys who rushed past him.

"Two grasses in the journalism department? Right!? Oh my god!"

"Mobile phone, take a photo, hurry up!"

Potato Chips looks back, the two girls are about to take a selfie, the mobile phone is held high above the head, and the background of the camera is three boys running, this picture, tsk!

The girl who recommended the big gift bag to Hou Yue just now was holding a box of potato chips nympho: "You're so handsome, you're so attractive, you didn't even look at me directly, hey~~ It's so miserable, I'm going to lose sleep tonight, no, I want to Browse the forums."

Potato chip expert Liu Wu held a potato chip doll in one hand, walked up to the girl and asked, "Forum?"

The girl put her mobile phone in front of him and said, "Here! Every school in the western suburbs university town has its own campus forum, and there is also a very big and awesome university town forum. This column," he clicked on a page called 'The flowers and plants that we were obsessed with in those years are now broken into what kind of dogs! ''s column, "The flowers and plants of every school in the university town are here. It has been many years. The flowers and plants of ten years ago can still be found!"

The two of them are no longer promoting, and the supermarket will close immediately.At this moment, people are in a hurry to check out, and no one scans the code on the belly of Potato Chips.After tomorrow, the part-time part-time promotional work in the supermarket is completed, and he is about to withdraw. There should be no more cow licking curly hair to scan the QR code to support him.

"Ha! Found it, he is the only one, isn't he, the one who just scanned the code, this boy is the one pushing the cart, according to the news from the Department of Journalism of Tianjin University, this child is not yet an adult. These people are too mature There is a way to survive!" The girl was nympho and hated at the same time, and in just a few minutes, the inner drama and the facial expressions were vividly displayed.

The photos thrown on the forum were signed "Brother Monkey". Potato Chip King Liu Wu rolled his eyes, thinking, he really looks like a monkey when he is in a hurry.

It's just that this 'monkey' is forgetful.

After nine o'clock, the supermarket closed and began to clear people out.

Zhou Meng stretched his long legs, wishing he could take two meters in one step, and retrieve all the snacks that Hou Yue threw back on the shelf. His persistence and seriousness were stricter than picking a wife.

Hou Yue ignored Zhou Meng as he walked, picked things up and scolded the street, following Zuo You's heels out of the corner of his eye.The phone is turned on, and the screen is still the barcode that has not exited the interface, but there is no promotional slogan.

It should only be said once the code is scanned successfully, and only once.

He sighed, Zuo You looked back at him, and said: "You have lowered your head all the way, you know that you have sinned deeply, so you repent?"

Hou Yue raised his foot to step on his heel, and Zuo You's shoe was trampled off. He jumped up and scolded him: "You're so fucking childish, I'm so ashamed, why don't you buy a sucking jelly to coax you!"

Hearing this, Zhou Meng turned around and said, "Look!" He stretched out his hand and pointed to the front shelf, "Which one of you will come first to the baby products section?" His words were too sincere, and his expression was too good. The eldest sister was clearing out the goods, and when she heard someone roll her name, she said without raising her head: "The baby bottle is on sale! Buy one get one free, and get two pacifiers for free. You can use them as replacements. This is the last promotion this year..."

Zuo You helped the shelf to lift the shoes, the shelf trembled with him laughing.

Hou Yue tilted his head to look at Zhou Meng angrily, wanted to scold the street, but was very puzzled, and asked: "My fucking sister, I don't understand, the university city supermarket, why is there such a big special area for baby products? For the gods, which god can explain it."

The elder sister of the special area vaguely heard it, and looked up, three young men walked through the infant and toddler area, and took the time to popularize it before closing time: "University towns should have it! There are many teachers, besides, don't you young people all be fashionable? Flash marriage, a lot of people get married and have babies right after graduation, so go shopping in advance and look up."

Zhou Meng nodded in approval, for example, he really wanted to have a wife.

Hou Yue's expression turned into a dog's face: "Okay! I've raised my posture!"

The three of them were the last to check out, and they got off work together with the mall staff.

As soon as they left the gate of the shopping mall, the north wind blew snowflakes and patted the faces of three people.Except for Hou Yue, the other two have hoods in their jackets, especially Zhou Meng, with a big fur collar, flamboyant bag and a slapstick.

When Hou Yue was blown by the wind, he became an ostrich warning of danger, and plunged into his neck.

Seeing his cowardice, Zhou Meng was finally relieved, and laughed loudly: "Hahaha...you are so beautiful!"

Hou Yue locked it in his collar and said in a low voice, "It's like a grandma, it's so bad that I want to respect the old and love the young and give you a hand."

Zhou Meng doesn't care, who knows who is warm: "I am very happy to be a grandma! Come on, Monkey Grandson, help grandma."

As soon as Zhou Meng put his hands together, Hou Yuedong didn't want to stretch out his hand to slap him, and raised his foot to kick a snowy footprint on his rear buttocks.

The two were about to fight each other when they heard someone shout from behind: "Hello!"

The three of them froze for a moment and turned their heads simultaneously.

The university city is very desolate at night, especially in winter, and I dare not go out without a companion.

The door of the shopping mall was closed, and a tightly wrapped man stood on the steps in front of the door. Seeing the three people turn their heads, they raised the things in their hands.

Zhou Meng was hooking Hou Yue's neck, about to put Hou Yue down, and asked, "Who?"

Zuo You shook his head, and Hou Yue also shook his head: "Crazy, let's go!" As soon as he finished speaking, he saw the person on the steps walking down, and raised his finger at him.

Both Zhou Meng and Zuo You turned to look at Hou Yue, and automatically stood in a defensive posture.

There are many villages and wastelands near the university city, and similar cases of robbery occur every month.

A man in black, not short, and with a strong aura, raised his finger to Hou Yue, as if to say "Stop and don't move!"

The night was dark and windy, and it was snowing heavily... Looking at the whole road from a distance, except for the three of them playing desperately outside, there was only this desperate man approaching in front of him.

Zhou Mengya said in a low voice, "Do you want to run?"

Hou Yue saw that this person looked familiar, and was wondering who it was, so he answered in a broken sentence: "Where are you going?"

Zuo You pursed his lips helplessly: "Send you back to Mars, you are not compatible with the species on Earth."

Hou Yue came to his senses and turned to look at him: "You think you're in a relationship, minors shouldn't interrupt adults' topics."

In the tense atmosphere, Zhou Meng had fun for a few seconds.

The man in black was getting closer and closer. In the wind and snow, under the dim streetlights, on the snow behind him, the swaying shadow and the footprints sunken in the snow were very clear.

Zhou Meng lowered his voice and said timidly, "Fortunately, it's not a ghost."

The disliked minor analyzed unwillingly: "That's not necessarily the case, look at his shadow, he was on the left for a while, and then went to the right..."

Zhou Meng's 1.9-meter tall man also failed to make him more courageous, so he screamed "Ah!"

Hou Yue's face was almost turned green by the two idiots around him, and he turned his head to remind Zhou Meng: "Be quiet, the ghosts will scare you to stop."

That's right, Zhou Meng let out an exclamation, and the man in black who was armed with only one eye was frightened and stood still.

Hou Yuetian was tireless in bluffing people, turned his head and said to Zuo You: "You are right, you can see that the footprints behind him are gone."

Zuo You turned his head slightly to look over, it really is! ! !

After Zhou Meng's IQ screamed, it was rare to return to normal. He pulled the big fur collar of his bag to block the wind, and said, "Is it too windy,...is it blown away?"

When Zuo You heard this, he punched Hou Yue on the shoulder.

Hou Yue held back a smile, covered his shoulders and asked the person standing opposite: "Call me?"

The people in the wind and snow seemed to stand like a light pole, unmoving, the eyes under the brim of the hat swept over the three people, and finally stayed on Hou Yue's face.

He reached out and handed over a yellow doll. A gust of wind and snow came, and his voice was a bit ethereal: "Your."

Hou Yue glanced at the doll, Potato Chips! ?

Is this the potato chip guy in the promotional inflatable suit?He unconsciously reached out and took the doll, flipped through it and asked, "I didn't buy it."

The person on the opposite side put his hands in his pockets, lowered his head and did not look at the three of them, his expression and facial features were dim under the backlight.But when he spoke again, he said with a smile: "You scanned the QR code, it's what you raised." After finishing speaking, he turned and left.

Hou Yue was obviously frightened by his last words, and almost petrified in the street. He looked down at the doll in his hand, with a bewildered expression on his face: "What are you talking about!?"

The three of them are quite inexplicable.

In the wind and snow, turning away from the three of them, the lone figure was shrouded in dim street lights, leaving passers-by alone, feeling lonely all over.

After realizing it, Hou Yue said again: "Where did you get the potato chip essence? Fuck you two two two two!"

Zhou Meng grabbed the doll and looked it over, and then handed it to Zuo You. He looked at Hou Yue and said, "You stutter."

Hou Yue immediately denied: "No! I don't!"

Zuo You made a conclusion: "You have."

Hou Yue Yu died: "..."

The four of them took different paths, Hou Yue looked back at the figure that was almost blurred in the heavy snow, tall and lonely.

The prosperity of Yao Village at night has not been melted by the heavy snow in winter, and it seems to have a different kind of interest, which is simply all-encompassing.

Temperature is not a threat at all to people who want to survive.

Like right now, on the second floor, a woman still wearing a summer dress, leaning on the cold iron railing with one hand, deliberately recessed into an S shape, chattering professionally to attract customers.It shows that they are also a profession, and they are also very dedicated.

Almost every hotel has the same view outside the door.

It is also puzzling that there are so many snake-like ants, as if they came out of the ground, flocking to the edge of the city where the lights are feasting and feasting in the snow and snow.

"Yo! The little handsome guy is back, it's late today! My sister is waiting for you, my butt hurts from sitting." The young female owner of the small hotel reached out to pat the snow on Liu Wu's shoulder, why not the snow on Liu Wu's hair, because she Short and out of reach.

Liu Wu turned sideways, and the red nails slapped it empty, and the woman let out a sneer: "Hehehe~~ The young man is really strong! You can't stop in the room tonight, why don't you sleep with my sister?"

Liu Wu turned around and stuffed the woman with 15 yuan, and walked to the six-person room without saying a word.

It wasn't until he got close to the six-person room that he understood what the phrase 'Non-stop tonight' meant.

The non-sound-proof door was closed, unable to stop the rough and lewd | obscene screams in the room.

He gritted his teeth, regretting to death, 15 yuan!

That's 15!

And, it's already paid.

He didn't want to cause trouble, and if he asked the woman for the money back, he would definitely not be able to get it back.He stood outside the door, his ears had already blocked the shouts in the room one after another.

Psychologically, because of the loss of 15 yuan, he was extremely angry. During the half a month he lived here, he always avoided the three men, and kept reducing the chance of seeing each other.

"Kang Dang!" The anger didn't hold back, and he kicked the door panel. The iron latch in the door, which was as thick as a little finger, could be seen from outside the door.

The voices of five or six people in the room only paused for a second, and then they called out louder.

Liu Wu turned around and walked out, the young female boss ran out with the sound of kicking the door, just as Liu Wu was walking past him.

The woman grabbed Liu Wu's arm: "Hey! Why are you going? Who was it just now?"

Liu Wu shook his arm vigorously in anger, but the woman's hand holding his arm was so hard that she didn't shake it off.

There was no displeasure on the woman's face, and she was suddenly very excited. She grabbed the five fingers on her arm, and after being shaken once, she grabbed it hard again. She suddenly smiled, as if she had picked up a treasure, and she was a little shy : "Hey! These muscles are really exciting. I said they are making a fuss tonight. Let's go and live with my sister. What are you afraid of!"

Liu Wu reached the limit, and with the other hand, he pinched the woman's fingers and separated the fingers that had been pinched into the flesh.

"Ah! My nails!" The woman had five fingers, two nails were broken, and she held her hands together, her shyness was gone, her face was full of ferocity, and she pointed at the back of Liu Wu striding away and scolded: "Don't you fucking know me?" Anyway, in Yaocun, ask around, which man is rushing to sleep with Yao Xiangxiang, and it is your blessing to fall in love with you. If you dare to go out from here today, you will never enter Yaocun, except me. The shop will fucking not let you sleep."

Liu Wu took big strides, walked through the corridor without looking back, and just put one hand on the doorknob, he stopped suddenly, turned around and walked back two seconds later.Except for his hands, only his eyes are exposed. Yao Xiangxiang, who claims that men all over the world want to sleep with her, has only seen his entire face once.

He thought, is this the legend, the depth of love!

But, how?He looked at this woman every day, and his only thought was not whether he wanted to sleep with her, but whether he could give him a two or three yuan cheaper room rate.

Holding the heartbroken woman with split nails, seeing the person she misses come back, like a handsome man descending from the sky, stepping on colorful clouds, holding a 40-meter long halberd...

"Hey! What are you doing? Let me go, ah!!!"

If Liu Wu had a 40-meter long halberd, he would have killed the person in front of him.

But he didn't, he didn't want to put his hand into the woman's pocket to find out his 15 yuan, so he had no choice but to push Ren Datou down and charge his 15 yuan.

"Bang Dang! Dang Dang!" Keys, mobile phone, lipstick,... two cases, a handful of change.

Liu Wu threw the shattered man into the corner of the wall, and the woman slid along the wall to the ground, neither crying nor screaming like a mute.

Liu Wu only took 15 yuan and left again.

"Ah!!! Robbery!"

There was such a scream squeezed out from the crack of the hotel door, floating in the first snowy night of the new year in Jin City.

This night, there were shocks, anger, and... surprises?

Liu Wu buried his head and walked towards the subway station. Suddenly, a cow with a snowflake licking his curly hair flashed in his mind. This person should be his only good impression of this city.

go?

The part-time salary can only be received tomorrow...

"Brother, do you want to stay? It's very cheap!"

Liu Wu was about to walk to the subway station when he was blocked by a child jumping out from behind a telegraph pole.He lowered his head and took a closer look, and it was really a child.

Vigilance reached its peak in this snowy night, and in front of this eight or nine-year-old boy who ran out out of nowhere.

Staring at the black and white eyes of the little boy, it seems that he is sincerely the person who is pulling the accommodation, but it is very weird.

A child, on a snowy day, more than ten degrees below zero?

From the corner of his eye, he glanced towards the empty subway entrance, and reached the street with very few vehicles passing by, and paused and said, "No way."

The boy with red hands took a step forward and hugged Liu Wu's thigh, looking up at him: "Brother, I know you were kicked out by Yao Xiangxiang. She ventilated all the hotels in Yaocun and didn't allow you to stay, but I I can stay with you overnight."

Liu Wu couldn't believe that in just ten, twenty, ten minutes, the hotel communication in Yaocun was so developed?Don't you always rely on yelling?

At least during the time he lived in a small hotel, the bosses of every hotel were fighting and beating each other in order to rob customers.

Work tirelessly and never admit defeat.

At this time, shouldn't many hotels jump out and pull him back to stay?

"Really, each of their houses has a walkie-talkie, and it spreads all over the village in a few minutes. Brother, I only charge 15 to live in my house, and it's a single room." The little boy was eager to sell his house. He hugged Liu Wu's thighs were facing the sky, snowflakes fell rustlingly, and when they landed on his eyelashes, he blinked slightly, as if if he blinked more, Liu Wu would disappear.

Liu Wu saw that the snowflakes fell on the little boy's face, it would not melt, his skin was chapped and rough, the arm holding his leg was very cold, and the cold air had passed through his pants to his skin.

He trembled mentally, but out of safety, he warned: "Don't play tricks with me, I'm only staying for one night."

The little boy pursed his lips and nodded wildly, grabbed Liu Wu's sleeve and dragged him away.

Liu Wu pulled back his clothes, feeling extremely strange psychologically. He was afraid that Yao Xiangxiang was going to punish him, but looking at this frozen child, he didn't feel like it.

The farther they walked, the farther they were from the "bustling center" of Yaocun. The house changed from a four-story building to a two-story building, and finally turned into a dilapidated one-story house. The road under their feet was not smooth, but fortunately there were street lights.

Liu Wu's psychology became even more strange. He stopped, stood on a slope and said, "Stop! I'm not going."

Hearing this, the boy turned around and ran uphill, trying to go back and drag him.But the temperature has not been too low, let the snowflakes fall on the mud, will not melt, and it is no problem to walk steadily. The boy was anxious, and then kicked hard and slipped. With a cry, the whole person lay on the ground , slid half a meter down, the sound of the cloth being torn was very clear, he almost didn't stop after slipping, jumped up, and jumped in front of Liu Wu again.

"Brother, my house is very clean. Don't worry, I won't let Yao Xiangxiang know that you live here. If you want to come back to live, I have a way to prevent her from knowing that you are here. Believe me, my name is Yao Wang..." The boy said suddenly Stop, feeling speechless.

Liu Wu frowned, this boy is too weird, wouldn't the adults in the family let a child wander the streets in the middle of the night, and even go to the accommodation guests, isn't he afraid of being kidnapped?

He pushed the boy's hand away and asked, "Your home is too far away, it's too unsafe, I take the subway back to the city, there's no need at all..."

"Brother, please!" The boy lowered his head, and squeezed out these four words from his throat as if whimpering.

Liu Wu was furious and uncomfortable. He put his hand on the boy's head and raised his head. He smiled speechlessly: "Why are you crying? Are you going to call for help, rob, or abduct the child?"

This is like the custom in this place, if the business is not in place, you must first blackmail a sum.

The boy shook his head, tears splashing in no exaggeration.

Liu Wu realized for the first time that Noodle Kuan's tears flowed like this, and he quickly backed away, fearing that he would be touched, and shouted as if scaring a child: "Don't cry!"

The boy looked very stubborn, as if he didn't like to cry by himself, his sleeves were rolled up, his tears and snot were wiped clean, and he still had a smiling and fawning face when he raised his head: "Brother, I'm not bad, you... you go, subway 11 At [-]:[-], the last shift, there is still time to return along the road."

Liu Wu was not feeling well, but compared with his personal safety, it was not worth mentioning. He turned around and went back the same way, and the boy followed him step by step.

Hearing the sound of footsteps, he slipped on the slope just now and probably broke his leg. The sound of the child's footsteps is not very coherent.Liu Wu walked to the intersection, and finally couldn't help but turn around and stare at the people behind him: "Why are you following me?"

The boy turned his back to the sky, so that he could see Liu Wu's tightly wrapped face, with only a pair of eyes exposed.Due to snowflakes always falling into his eyes, and half-closed his eyes, he sniffed and said, "On this way out of the village, I, I have to get a lodging."

Liu Wu was really defeated by this stubborn kid. He tilted his head and asked, "Do you have to take a lodging person in a snowy day?"

The boy didn't want to talk to this person who wasted his time and didn't have a place to stay, so he walked past him and said in a low mood, "I can't tell you."

Liu Wuxin smiled ideally, the treatment was simply worlds apart, and he didn't even bother to talk to him if he didn't stay.

This time it was him who followed the boy, and both of them went to the subway entrance.Occasionally, when meeting people on the road, the boy would smile and post them flatteringly and ask, "Is my brother staying here? It's cheap and clean." "Is my sister staying here? It's cheap and clean."

The boy didn't seem to understand the disgusted expressions on the faces of those men and women, and repeated similar words tirelessly.

Walking to the subway entrance, Liu Wu thought, at least this child has a home.

The boy leaned against the leeward position of the telephone pole, and saw the tall man enter the subway entrance and walk down the stairs step by step. His long legs disappeared, his not-so-broad upper body disappeared, and his neck and the top of his head disappeared even more. Quick, finally gone.

He thought, when he is this old, he will also carry a bag, go wherever he wants, live wherever he wants...

"Hey! Can the room rate be cheaper?"

Hearing this, the boy with his head buried in his chest suddenly raised his head and looked around for the source of the sound: "Ah!... Yes! Can it be cheaper?"

Liu Wu walked out of the subway station step by step: "Two yuan, 13 a night, deal."

The boy was at a loss, like the missing snowflakes falling all over the sky, watching the man with his head up, then his upper body, and finally his long legs, striding towards him, with the warm light from the subway entrance behind his back, he He jumped up from the telegraph pole, "Success, deal!"