Cow licking curly hair and big brother anecdotes

A dirt road runs from west to east, wide and flat, separating the big and small Huangzhuang. The south of the road is Dahuangzhuang, and the north of the road is Xiaohuangzhuang.

Hou Yue was eating old popsicles in his mouth, and was holding three popsicles in his other hand. A layer of water had condensed on the popsicle bag.Both he and Liu Wu pointed the backs of their heads at each other, Liu Wu looked in the direction of the passenger car, and Hou Yue looked in the direction of the end of the road.

At [-]:[-] in the morning, on the loess road, the slow-moving agricultural tricycle passed in front of the two with the sound of "bouncing", and the ground under the trembling feet "bouncing" together

Hou Yue quickly took out the mask from his backpack, put it on, and continued to look at the dusty loess road.It was a hot day, and the air was distorted by the sun in the middle of the morning.

"哐啷啷啷~~哉啷啷~~呲~~~" The bumpy sound of the scrapped vehicle made the teeth of the people waiting on the side of the road sour and their ears ringing. As the sound of venting gradually subsided, the front door of the minibus opened, and the driver rushed to wait at the station. People shouted, "Qingshi, Qingshi, get in the car and go! Fifteen of them, the one in the middle moves back..."

Liu Wu tugged Hou Yue, but Hou Yue was still angry, he shook off him, and squeezed Liu Wu violently, causing him to hit the car door with a "clang".

Hou Yue looked back in surprise and reached out to touch Liu Wu's arm: "Oh?" It's over, he was angry, and his words of concern followed the old popsicle in his mouth and swallowed into his stomach.

Liu Wu squeezed Hou Yue's hand while pulling back, and said in a low voice, "It's all right!"

The driver was not happy, "Why is it crowded! The doors are expensive!"

Liu Wu stood in the middle of the aisle, and glanced back at the driver. The driver silenced without warning, and closed his mouth like a mute.

Hou Yue was so uncomfortable that he was going to explode on the spot. The feed bag on his shoulder, which was close to his elder brother in front of him, smelled so bad that it could kill him several times!

The people on the left and right sides who were close to each other smelled of sweat.

He thought, even if he put on a bag of ten disposable masks, they probably wouldn't be able to cover up the smell that even the chemicals couldn't match.Just as he was full of ferocious eyes, he was frantically blending into the space where he was going to stay for more than an hour, when a hand suddenly appeared on his shoulder. As soon as he saw the scratches on the back of his hand, Hou Yue's sense of smell immediately lost his sense of smell, and his eyes stared fixedly at him. That hand seemed to want to melt the scars all over the palm with his thoughts.

Liu Wu pressed close to his back and whispered in his ear, "Open your mouth."

Hou Yue opened his mouth mechanically, and then stretched out two fingers from the bottom of the mask, his lips were pressed down, and the refreshing mint smell instantly filled his nose and mouth.

Covered by a mask, Hou Yue shamelessly took a sip of the two fingertips at the candy delivery entrance.

Liu Wu froze, quickly withdrew his hand, and peeled three candies for himself with those two fingers like a neurotic, and put them in his mouth.

The bus departs from Pingcheng and ends at Qingshi Passenger Transport Station, passing through various villages between the two cities. The people on the bus are either carrying chickens, ducks, geese and dogs, or carrying vegetables and feed, and the process of the elderly, weak, women and children. To see a doctor, to visit relatives.

Bustling and noisy, a car full of people crowded into a dense bag of Flammulina velutipes

The two handsome boys stood out among these people.

"I've never seen such a handsome young man on TV. My parents gave me such a good job!"

"The current baby is doing well. This tall guy can cover the carport."

Hou Yue's hair was brushing against the roof of the car, and he bowed his head speechlessly. He felt that this group of people were blind. This minibus must be a vehicle that will be scrapped after the end of the year. Nowadays, such a short car can't be seen on the road at all.

Liu Wu also laughed, raised his hand to press down his fluffy curly hair, and said, "Okay, I'm five centimeters shorter."

Hou Yue refused to admit that his curly hair had increased his height by five centimeters: "Depend on your second uncle!"

Liu Wuyi flattened his mouth and said with some regret: "I didn't!"

Hou Yue: "..." It's up to you!

Hou Yue once positioned himself as a big onslaught, but he was only in the [-]s, and the big onslaught had to be at least as tall as Zhou Meng in the [-]s.He and Liu Wu couldn't tell who was taller, but Liu Wu, a bandit, was much more aggressive than him, and his dream of a big onslaught was so shattered that it was so bizarre that he made trouble out of no reason.

Looking at Liu Wu from the corner of his eyes, Hou Yue thought to himself, forget it, there is no one who wants to get used to it!

The driver roared, breaking the invisible ambiguity between the two of them, "The depot will be here soon, is there anyone coming out of the depot? Move to the back door, but the front door can only go up and down."

Hou Yue was very convinced. The station of this car was all based on roaring, and the driver's hands were used to collect money, and it was all up to the driver to adjust the size and size of various compartments.

Simply, China's all-around good driver!

Liu Wu raised his hand to wipe off the sweat that was about to roll into the eyes on Hou Yue's forehead. He had never seen such a person who was afraid of heat. He was sweating like water. The palms and backs of his hands were small. Hou Yue's sweat was all over his arms.

"Don't wipe it, the sweat stains hurt, I want to commit suicide as soon as you wipe it!" Hou Yue raised his eyebrows upside down, Liu Wu pressed him on the tree last night, his forehead was pressed against the rough tree trunk, and the skin must have been worn out. Now soaked in sweat, he felt so sour that he wanted to scream to the sky.Liu Wu, who was standing behind him, couldn't see the wound on his forehead at all. Every time he wiped it, he wanted to slap Liu Wu back.

What a deep love it must be, to let Liu Wu stand behind him intact now!

Liu Wu couldn't help but move his chin and turned to himself. The hair on Hou Yue's forehead reached above his eyebrows, so he didn't see any redness and swelling on his forehead this morning. "How did you do it?"

Hou Yue was dumbfounded: "..." You did it to the hooligans!His mental growl didn't come out of his mouth, but it didn't prevent the two of them from making eye contact.

Liu Wumiao understood, took a sip of his cheeks, licked his lips as if aftertaste, then nodded proudly and said, "I will find a pharmacy to buy medicine later."

Hou Yue was really taken aback by his expression, his knees softened, and he really wanted to kneel down!He is so shameless that he has reached the pinnacle, and he sighs that he is not as good as he is, blaming him for not studying hard, and also blaming Liu Xianer for smoking less. At this time, he can't find a word that fits Liu Wu to describe this person's smelly and shameless .

So, Hou Yue consciously turned his head and stared at the feed bag on the back of the elder brother in front, and began to silently read the product description on the feed bag to calm himself down.

"...Specially designed according to the physiological characteristics and nutritional needs of pigs. The scientific feed formula pays attention to nutritional balance, thus improving the growth rate of pigs..."

Eh?I wonder if I can grow taller by eating this?

Liu Wu didn't wait for him to finish analyzing the pig feed, and dragged people to the back door, "Let me go, thank you!"

Hou Yue found a crack in the dense crowd of Flammulina velutipes and peeked out.

Arrived in Qingshi?Unlike the bus station in the city, it looks like a waste recycling station, and it is a huge waste recycling station.

Seven or eight people squeezed out from the back door of the car, and the two finally got out of the car intact.

"Hey~~" Hou Yue took a long breath, and started fanning while pulling on his T-shirt and big pants regardless of his image.

Liu Wu didn't wait for him to slap his fan a few times, and dragged people into the waste recycling station in Hou Yue's eyes.

"What's the matter?" Hou Yue staggered from being dragged, and became vigilant for a moment, following Liu Wu's gaze.

As soon as they put them down, the scrapped minibus that was not 50 meters away slammed its brakes, and its rear buttocks seemed to be up to the sky.

Roughly drifting the crossbar in front of the minibus is a luxury commercial vehicle.

Hou Yue even heard the exclamation of a group of people in the minibus, followed by the roar of the Almighty driver, and the cry of children.

The car blocking the road is about the same width as the minibus, and much taller than the minibus.

Thanks to Lao Hou, a car enthusiast, Hou Yue could tell what kind of car it was at a glance. The road blocker was a Ford E-series imported commercial vehicle.

Sao Bao's models are not very common in the market, let alone on village dirt roads.

The front and rear doors of the commercial vehicle were wide open, and six men got off quickly...

Hou Yue saw six people surrounding the minibus for the last time, and then he and Liu Wu ran into the waste recycling station.

"This is not the group of people last night." Hou Yue was sure that the group of people chasing them at the guest house last night looked like hooligans, but they could also be seen as professionals.

It's just that the six people who got on and off the Ford commercial vehicle just now were of another level compared with the group of professional gangsters last night, probably higher-level gangsters, which Hou Yue could tell from the car and clothing.

Liu Wu dragged him to the back door of the recycling station. Unfortunately, there were high walls on both sides of the back door, and there was even a power grid and an alarm system on the wall.

The two stopped, and Hou Yue commented: "This is still a fucking luxurious waste recycling station."

Before Liu Wu came here, he had studied the maps around Qingshi, and he couldn’t forget it with his photographic memory. It’s just that so many years of experience have allowed him to automatically search and mark some corners where he can hide. It's a scrap car factory, hurry up! Find a car that can drive!"

Hou Yue nodded, feeling a little excited, maybe this is the bloody plot of the second year, but also a little scared, rationally told him that this is not a game world, there is no resurrection, and there is no nanny to nurse them, life and death only depend on their legs and a witty big brain.

He has lived in peace and stability for 19 years. Under the earnest teaching of Minister Liu Xian'er and Mayor Hou, even if he was naughty and mischievous when he was a child, everyone would punish him, but fortunately when he grows up, he looks like a model of five good boys.

I don't want to lose my integrity when I become an adult, and get a partner, which completely subverts the five-good image that I have worked so hard to establish for 19 years.

While running under the heat of the summer, Hou Yue thought, wondering if his mother and father would break Liu Wu's legs someday when they found out about Liu Wu?

I don't know if Liu Wu would care about him being disabled?

Life is so hard!Why bother each other!

Liu Wu didn't know that Hou Yue's heart was so rich and colorful. The two walked through a large number of scrapped vehicles, and once again ran in one direction with a tacit understanding - the work area.

Hou Yue glanced at the security room, and shouted under his breath, "Can electric cars work?"

It must be done!A car is stronger than two legs, and it is also a "passepartout" electric scooter.

The two ran from the front door of the depot to the back door, running sideways in a figure of a man, and finally met behind a van in front of the security room.

"What should I do? There are four people in the security room." Two against four, the chances of winning are not great, and the security guards usually have electric batons or something.

Liu Wu turned to look at him, smiled, looked through the rear window into the security room, suddenly hugged Hou Yue, and whispered in his ear, "Didn't you always want to know my name?"

Hou Yue felt goosebumps all over his body when he said these words. Liu Wu's words were not small talk at all. He could see that this man's ease of use was to appease him...he nodded dully.

Liu Wu knocked on the car body, Hou Yue turned his head to look at the car body they were leaning on just now, trying to find what Liu Wu wanted to express from the car body, the mottled four characters were crumbling in the lower left corner of the license plate.

Hou Yue read it: "Wuling Hongguang S, SAIC-GM..."

Taking advantage of Hou Yue's distraction, Liu Wu glanced back alertly. The front door was no longer visible, but the people rushing in from the front door were gathering towards them. He turned his head, held Hou Yue's face and said, "My name is Wu Ling, Stand alone five, two point water Ling, my mother's surname is Liu, so I'm also called Liu Wu, remember!" He shook his eyes a few times, and kissed Hou Yue, "Now, listen to me, you The cash in the bag is enough to buy that electric motorcycle, don’t fight with the security guards, buy the car, ride the car to the back door, and wait for me outside the high wall.”

Hou Yue's heart beat faster and faster, he could hardly hear what Liu Wu said.

My name is Wu Ling...

Hou Yue thought to himself, he really knows how to name it, Wu Ling!Wuling Hongguang!

This liar!

Seeing him in a daze, Liu Wu shouted, "Hou! Yue!"

Hou Yuezhong nodded his head, opened his shoulder bag to take out money, took out the money, and suddenly woke up, turned his head to look in the direction of the front door, sure enough! ! !

"Fuck|You..."

"Hou! Yue! Don't hold back!" Liu Wu interrupted him and shouted again.

Hou Yue was stunned!He's lagging behind? !

right!He's fucking dragging his feet!

Seeing Hou Yue rushing towards the security room, Liu Wu's eyebrows twitched, and finally the aggressive method could still work.

The author has something to say:

So early! b(￣▽￣)d

If there is any change in the update during the Chinese New Year period, I will definitely ask for leave at the top of the copy and have something to say with the author.

Please leave note: The update on February 2 will be postponed until after 14:24, everyone, please get up early tomorrow and watch it again!