Cow licking curly hair and big brother anecdotes

A loud slamming brake pierced through the dead night of the village in the city.

"Hoohoo!"

In the darkness, the man on the wooden board lifted the cotton coat covering his body, jumped to the ground, grabbed the backpack beside him, stuffed the Lei Feng bag into the black bag, carried it on his back, put on the army coat quickly, and arched his back Like a hump, he put on a Lei Feng hat and a mask, but never took off his shoes.

When wearing a cotton coat, the clothes were pulled on the plywood in the cubicle, which angered the person next door who was moving in primitive rhythms, and yelled at the top of his pipe: "Knock you paralyzed! I'm happy, you can find it!"

Taking off the iron hook on the plywood door, the figure in the dark military coat moved quickly. When the front door was slammed hard, he had already opened the back door and left.

The urban villages where you stay are selected after multiple comparisons.This area is dilapidated, and there is an old pharmaceutical factory, let alone hiding a person, even hiding an army is no problem.

In the dark, the hunchbacked figure walked around corners, turned twice, and suddenly turned into a low wall.The pungent taste is getting stronger and stronger, and even irritates the eyes.At the bottom of the low wall is a parking shed. Among the rusty and corroded bicycles that have been parked all year round, I finally found a broken car with no tire inflation.

Squatting under the wall, with the coat covering the whole person, in a state of being motionless and silent, the security guards who patrolled several times did not find a person squatting in the corner of the parking shed.The light of the flashlight occasionally swept across the surface of the dark green military coat in the darkness, but in the flash of light, it was just a pile of waste, like a parking shed that had been abandoned for many years.

In the early morning of winter, the indigo sky reflects the brilliant neon lights in the center of the city.

Under the holed asbestos tile carport, a dark figure slowly stood up, and behind the security guard who walked away with his back turned, he raised a bicycle of a thousand choices, held the beam of the car with one hand, and supported the low wall with the other, just for a moment , People and cars fell steadily outside the low wall.

Then the wheels rolled over the ice surface with the sound of "cracking, cracking" ice breaking, and outside the pharmaceutical factory, it was getting farther and farther along the low wall.

The twilight of the dawn dispels the darkness of the night.

The black fur around the edge of Lei Feng's hat was covered with a thick layer of hoarfrost. On the blue mask, thick frost hung on the eyelashes of the upper and lower eyelids.

"Huchi~huchi~~" The broken bike jingled once, and at the beginning the sound of the parts of the car could still be heard. After riding for more than ten kilometers or twenty or thirty kilometers, the only sound in my ears was the expansion of the lungs and the sound of the chest cavity .

In the square behind the train station, in front of the bicycle repair booth.The car repairer had just parked his tricycle in front of the booth when a young man with a white face rode an eighteen-handed bicycle and stopped in front of him, panting heavily, and asked in a breathy voice: "Master, Is this car taken?"

Early in the morning, I didn’t take in any money, so I took out the money first, and the master said angrily, “No, it’s too bad!”

Lei Fengmao got out of the car, shamelessly began to sell his [-]-hand bicycle: "Master, you can take a look at it! Is there any bike like ours on the market? It's from our family. It's..."

Talking about ancestral inheritance with a car repairer, the master didn't lift his face, and snorted: "Young man, why didn't you just get such a broken car in one night, and came here to sell the stolen goods?"

Lei Feng hat smiled "hehe", and began bragging shamelessly: "Master, if you don't bring such a shabby person, you got such a broken car in one night, and I licked my face and pushed it in front of you. I might as well stab it to death. On the surface of the Songhua River, you can feed salmon."

The master didn't have time to get up early in the morning to chat with him, and waved impatiently: "Go, go! Go ask someone else, I don't have time!"

Lei Fengmao stood up and gasped for breath, kicked the pedals of the bicycle, and sat down on the curb: "Master, 50, here it is."

When the master heard this, he stood up straight and put his hands on his hips: "How do you do it? You still want to buy and sell by force?"

"How can I? Then give me a count. I'm really exhausted. I don't want to move anymore. I rode here from home. I'm rushing to another place and locked at the train station. It won't take three or two hours. It will definitely be gone."

The master finally heard the truth, turned around and said: "20, love to sell or not!"

Lei Feng hat slapped his thigh, stood up with his knees propped up, stretched out his hand in front of the master and said, "I wish you a happy opening today and a safe year this year!"

As soon as the master was amused, he took a picture of him for 20 yuan.

The whole 20 yuan changed hands and went into the pocket of the scalper. The scalper took the ticket machine in his hand and asked: "The capital, right? The nearest bus has to be the cheapest ticket, no, I said boy, are you so cruel to yourself?" ? You have to stand for more than 20 hours if you don’t sit, think it over, have you booked your ticket?”

"Big brother, hurry up, isn't it going to start soon?"

"Little brother, follow me, I will definitely send you to the car, let's go! Follow up!"

The scalper led a group of people, did not take the right path, did not check the ticket, did not check the ticket, but did not brag, and sent a dozen people to the train 20 seconds before the train started.

The long-distance green leather car is full of migrant workers returning home.Driving from the north to the south, stop at every station, and the K/T/Z/D/G car will give way, and it will take more than half an hour to stop at the side.

Not many people went down at the capital station, but many people came up.In North China, the temperature is close to zero. Even in the middle of the night, I took off my Lei Feng cap and army coat, but I didn’t feel that cold.

"Those who haven't bought a ticket, make up for it." The conductor took the ticket machine of the same model as the scalper and yelled to make up the ticket one by one.

The young man who took off his Lei Feng cap and military overcoat seemed to be the face of the whole train. Even if he was nested among a group of migrant workers, the man with disheveled hair would still give a few glances to anyone passing by.

The boy with messy hair got up and took out the money: "Hi, where are we going?"

"Exit," the eldest sister of the train conductor just said a word, looked up, and almost forgot the name of the station on the line that has been running for more than ten years, "the next station? Next station Jinshi."

"Make it up to Tsu City, thank you!"

"Hey! You're welcome!" The eldest sister looked happy, her face was full of flowers, and she looked refreshed as if spring had come.

"Hohohoho~~~" A middle-aged man with a strong dialect accent, looked at the conductor's back and laughed all the time, "Handsome kid, you're so generous, it's my mother's problem if you don't give me money."

Handsome Wazi smiled back with his head on the chicken nest, got up and went to wash his face and turn on the water.

At Jinshi Railway Station, multiple trains entered the station at the same time, and the four exits from east to west, north, south, and south were crowded with people.

No one who picks up the station can find the target in the dense crowd at the first sight.

At the entrance to the station, among the dense crowd, a boy with red earphones, his hands in his pockets, stood tall and straight beside the exit, the earphones were fastened outside his ears, heavy metal rock music shielded all the noise, his chin was raised slightly, his forehead The hair point in the middle of the beauty's tip is curled with natural curly hair, which is lazily parted to the sides, with a big middle part.

The heavy metal rock was downloaded purely to pick up the station, and he wanted to scratch his ears when he heard it.

Among the large crowd leaving the station, he glanced a thousand times, and finally he found his target.Raising his long arms, the boy who was taller than average, and with a wave of his long arms, many people who came out of the station unconsciously looked at him.

Perhaps, there is really no such thing as "I met you in the vast sea of ​​people".

"Uncle..." The boy only yelled out one word, and his raised hands seemed to be fixed, because someone raised his eyelids and glanced at him. The brows and eyes on the light blue mask were light, but the glances seemed to be condensed, making Gua The noisy space instantly turned to ice.He followed the figure of that person with his eyes and moved for several meters. Seeing this person walk in, suddenly several strong men appeared in all directions, all in black suits.

The crowd was pushed away, there was a lot of shouting, some people fell, some people were running wildly.

"Hey! Where are you going to sprinkle it? Your old man is here!" A well-dressed man in his 30s grabbed a boy with red earphones. "Little monkey! Did you hear that?"

He followed the running man and disappeared into the crowd. The boy named Little Monkey, whose name is Hou Yue, thanks to his surname, has an even fancier nickname - "Brother Monkey". Hou Yue turned around and drove to the parking lot Walking in the field: "It's really cool, you haven't been picked up yet, you have to torment me early in the morning..."

The man grabbed Hou Yue's neck and said affectionately, "Didn't I miss you?"

Hou Yue turned his head away vigorously: "You can do it, you are my uncle, if you have something to say, you can let me live a few more days." After finishing speaking, he put his hands together and bowed to the man.

Hou Yue's uncle is Liu Hong, and his main job is to go to school.

Liu Hong was bowed by Hou Yue, and quickly avoided, and the two chattered all the way to the side of the car.

The trunk of the car was opened, just as the luggage was put in, Hou Yue caught a glimpse of a figure running towards him from the corner of his eye, turned his head and looked over, the figure disappeared, and he stared at a row of neatly parked cars, as if he had clairvoyant eyes, squinting his eyes to see through ...but no, saw nothing.

He strolled to the side of the car and just opened the driver's door when a black ball suddenly rolled to his feet.

"Fuck!!!"

"What's wrong?" Liu Hong looked from the passenger seat to the driver's seat, but he couldn't see anything from his angle, he urged, "Get in the car!"

Hou Yue lowered his head to face the person who was looking up at him, but still could only see the brows and eyes, he asked in a low voice: "You..."

The person squatting next to the front wheel seemed to be smiling, his eyes suddenly turned into crescent eyes, and there were also a pair of small lying silkworms. He begged in a hoarse voice: "Help me, thank you!"

Hou Yue was a little irritable, and thought to himself, if he just smiled and asked him to help, then he is too big to love boundless!

He coughed lightly and said, "Just squat here, I won't delay you squatting if I leave, continue." After he finished speaking, he lifted his foot to get into the car.

The moment he closed the car door with his hand back, the rear door opened a crack, and the person squatting beside the front wheel got into the car lightly.

The two people in the front seat were a little dumbfounded. Could this be the legendary Pengci?

Hey!It's still a group! ?

While the rear door was closing, the front of the car suddenly ran past two black suits. Seeing that the black suits were about to pass through the front of the car, they suddenly applied the foot brake. After standing still, they turned their heads to look inside the car.

Seeing that no one was leaving, Hou Yue honked the horn, lowered the car window, stretched out his head and said impatiently, "Brother, the road is blocked!"

The black suit turned to face the front of the car, and asked with a calm face: "Did you see a man in his 20s passing by, with a black backpack, chestnut hair, and a blue mask."

The owner of the car lost his patience and rushed up with the accelerator pedal. Seeing that the car was about to run over the black suit, the next second it braked firmly and suddenly in front of the still black suit.

Hou Yue poked his head out and smiled cunningly: "Exit A1, there was a person running in just now, no, I said brother, you really dare to stop any car? Are you not a local? Just make a fuss, find someone and get out!"

His words were both threatening and confusing, the black suit glanced at the license plate and his face changed, stepped aside, nodded respectfully, turned around and ran towards the A1 exit.

The hum of the engine reverberates through the car, and those nestled in the back regret not having glanced at the license plate before climbing in.

Liu Hong, who was sitting in the co-pilot, also regretted calling Master Hou out early in the morning to pick him up at the station. The young master who got up in full screen and murdered in anger seemed a little unhappy at this time.

Another 0.1 second behind the brake, those two black suits would surely turn into mooncakes filled with black sesame seeds.

"Hey!" The tire rubbed against the ground and made another sudden stop.

"get off!"

The rear door opened and then closed. In order to prevent the two people in the car from seeing their faces clearly, the person who got out of the car turned away from the car and walked back, waving at the people in the car while walking.

"Hou Yue, uncle is not afraid, but you look at those black suits..." Just now, Hou Yue turned his head and gave him a sharp look, "Of course, you are not easy to provoke , but come on! If your big daddy and your daddy know what you're doing, they have to tear me down."

"They tore you down, not me, they tore you down, and I'll reorganize you later, what are you afraid of! Didn't you get scared by your grandma when you were young?"

"Oh! Don't mention your grandma, it hurts your brain. You think about it, let's go through the formalities quickly, I don't want to stay in the country anymore, I have to pursue my endless learning quickly."

"Okay, let's go tomorrow. I have a day's class today. Do you have someone reliable who can take me with you?"

"Yes, I'm a buddy. It's very fun. My own bar is very popular. I'll introduce you to you tomorrow. Learn from it, but don't tell your big dad and your dad that I let you... ..."

The man in the co-pilot babbled endlessly, and the driver's thoughts had already gone astray.

Among the crowd at the pick-up station, the look that made the air condense, the crescent eyes that were raised when squatting beside the wheel for help, and the long and waving arms that deliberately avoided the face after getting off the car.

Except for those crescent eyes,...it seems that I don't remember anything else.

There was a man standing next to the newsstand in front of the old community, looking at the continuous flow of vehicles on the road, until the off-road vehicle with a white background and a red license plate was out of sight, then he turned and said to the old man in the booth: "Hello, come here. a map."

"Three yuan, do you want a subway map? Two are five yuan, suitable."

In the end, I bought two, and took Line 3 to the University City in the western suburbs as shown in the subway map.

Subway No. [-] runs from the underground to the university town in the western suburbs.At the same time, on the endlessly flowing road, off-road vehicles with license plates with red letters on a white background also drove towards the University City.

"Zuo You, hold a seat for me, and have another breakfast, with eggs and tenderloin, yes yes yes! I'll bring what I drink."

The off-road vehicle came to a stop in a hurry, the front door came down, and the rear door was opened to get the chocolate and milk brought from home in the early morning...

Hou Yue: "..." Staring at the empty back seat for a long time, the anger rose three stories high, and finally he could only kick his tires angrily, "Damn! Made!"

Is this the fucking real-life Farmer and the Snake?

He kindly saved someone from a group of black suits, how dare he lick his face and steal his chocolate and milk! ?

"Hululu, suck!" A carton of milk, drank it in two gulps, and sucked it to the bottom.

There are five ferrero in a box. After eating two, I still want to eat it, but... I am a little bit reluctant.

It's not like he hasn't eaten such a good thing.On the contrary, no matter how poor he is now, he will take advantage of how magnificent he was before.

Three chocolates, finally stuffed into the backpack.

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It will look a bit fragmented at first, and it will be fine when the two of them are in the same litter.

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