Can a person who is less than 1.6 meters tall be a crispy duck?

The thing that came over was the gold medal of the half marathon.

I got angry when I saw it, and threw it down for him: "Han Mubo, what do you mean, I have to congratulate you for winning the championship? Okay, congratulations."

Han Mubo didn't pay much attention to the medal, he picked it up casually, wiped it with dust and wanted to hand it to me:

"Anyway, it's also gold-plated. It's no problem to change it to seventy-eight yuan. Look at your fall, and the horns have fallen off."

"I don't want it! Don't give it to me!"

"No, this is the accommodation fee for tonight." Han Mubo stuffed it under my pillow, "Water was spilled on the bed of the untouchables, and the 4.5L bucket in Yibao was completely absorbed by my pillow and quilt. I'm looking for you to spend the night."

I smiled coldly: "I'm sorry, we only have a 1.5-meter by 1.6-meter quilt here, and it can't hold your big Buddha."

Han Mubo was about to climb onto the bed without saying a word. I pushed him a few times but didn't push, so I let him come up.

Although I am angry with him, I still feel that he is so handsome, his eyelashes are so long, his nose is so high when he lowers his head, I like it so much, woo woo woo... I'm so cheap, woo woo...

Lao Han took a look around as if he came to my bed for the first time, and sighed: "Well, not bad, very tidy, in line with the housekeeping standards of contemporary college students."

Me: "If you fart, let it go."

Old Han mysteriously took out a card: "Don't be angry, seeing how hard your exam is, I want to give you a little gift."

I took it over and saw that it was a 1000-yuan stored-value card from Xincheng Plaza.

"The prize for the No.1 half-marathon."

"……what?"

The blood is flowing back into my veins again!The soul is back in my empty shell!IQ has taken over my brain again!

Me and Lao Han szd! ! ! !Whoever refutes me dragged out and killed! ! !

All the anxieties, panic, and anxiety before were lost in an instant because of his words. I looked at the face that was close at hand, and had the illusion that the hidden gift was that he would kiss me.

But Lao Han didn't do anything, he just cared about himself/patted my head and said: "Don't be angry, I'll go wash up first, and you can beat me when you come back."

"Wait," I grabbed my phone and showed him the chat history, "I didn't stop you if you were going, just go, then why did you send me this emoji?"

Lao Han leaned over to take a look, and asked doubtfully, "What's wrong with this expression?"

"What's wrong with you! This means walking slowly and not seeing you off!"

"How is it possible, this is the meaning of having fun."

"...This is walking slowly!!"

"No, it's just having fun, look how happy he is smiling." Old Han narrowed his eyes, imitating the expression on the character with his left hand, swaying stiffly from side to side.

I am a thoughtful and sentimental gay, how can I expect too much from a straight man?

I am very content that he can think of such a roundabout way to give me this big gift, don't be angry, don't be angry...

I resisted the urge to kick him off the bed, and said with a smile, "Then go wash up first."

Old Han stuck out his tongue and said: "Then don't be angry, I will send you off when you walk slowly, and also when you walk fast, okay?"

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So now Lao Han is still washing up, and I hurry up to update it!

As for how it feels to sleep, you won't know until after you sleep.Short, black, black~ go to sleep! !

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Small rice balls under the mountain 09:47

I thought that when I updated today, I would laugh until my face froze and happily report the progress to you.

But when I woke up at eight o'clock, I saw Lao Han wipe my feet with the towel I used to wash my face.

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Almost at the same moment, I yelled out (softly, because there are still roommates sleeping):

"Grass mud horse old Han, that is the towel I wash my face with!!"

Old Han raised his head upon hearing the sound, and then wiped it provocatively twice.

I jumped up trembling and put on my clothes: "You wait for me and don't run away, I'll give you a discount on your dog legs..."

Old Han: "Hey, we've shared the same bed before, so why bother so much, can I wash your face with the towel I used to wipe your feet next time?"

I didn't even put on any clothes, so I got out of bed and jumped on him by the table: "You fucking died here today! I'll crush you to death!"

Old Han smiled and supported my back, raised his left leg to step on the chair, so my posture changed from hanging on his neck to sitting on his leg...

Bang hard, bang bang hard.

Fuck me to weld the door shut!Heading to Mount Everest today!Don't take pity on me and fuck me to the point of lack of oxygen! !

Of course, the reason why I was able to update it properly is because another protagonist in the story punctured the tire before the start of the car.

Old Han: "Hahahahaha, why is it like hugging a son?"

Said, but also lightly stroked my little face.

"What's wrong with you."

"Hahahahaha, don't you think you are quite suitable to play the role of son? Let the drama club arrange it for you."

"You, you fucking..." I grabbed the towel in his hand, "What do you wipe your feet in the morning?"

"Oh, I accidentally stepped on your face when I got out of bed, so wash it off quickly."

...Isn't it my face that should be washed? !

"But whatever black towel you use to wipe your face, you're not afraid of making your face darker."

Can a white towel make the face whiter and whiter? !

"Oh, it's okay, don't stare, I'll pay you back when I go to the supermarket later?"

Well, it's not a loss to be able to change a towel and be accompanied by a male god.

I glared at him: "You Erlang God."

Old Han: "?"

Why do I say that, because I woke up once after five o'clock.

When I woke up, I was lying in Lao Han's arms, with one leg pressed against his, like a young couple embracing each other.

But my full of emotion and love broke down instantly when I saw the pimple on Lao Han's forehead.

I burst out laughing, almost spraying his face with saliva.

That's right, there was a pimple in the middle, and it was still a small red envelope.

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Don't blame me for being so tight, it's too cute to show you hahahahahaha...

Since Lao Han dispelled my desire to drive, I stretched out my fingers and pressed hard on his bag: "Hahahahahaha, you haven't looked in the mirror, have you? Now your eyes are opened."

Lao Han felt the pain when I pressed it, and he stretched out his hand to touch it: "Damn it, what's the situation, I don't get acne very much, and it developed overnight after I came to you?"

I can't help but want to say something that is burning with desire...

I hold back.

Old Han swayed his legs, and I kept this riding posture and swayed: "Okay, hurry up and get dressed and wash up, and go out to eat."

"What about the towel?"

Old Han smiled: "Buy! I'll buy you ten!"

Hey hey, I'm going to buy towels now!See you tomorrow(?￣?￣?)

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Small rice balls under the mountain 10:47

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Who sent me the shifter? ? ? ?

To be honest, there are already a lot of likes. The popularity of this post is beyond my imagination. I also thought that someone would recognize me, but it is completely unnecessary to send me gifts. I know this It's definitely not cheap, but even if I don't buy it, I won't accept your gift in vain. This kind person, can you private message me, and I will return the money to you.I appreciate your kindness, but there is really no need to buy me anything! ! !

I'm not talking about it, I really can't accept it calmly, I'll wait for you for three days, if you don't contact me, I'll sell the car and donate the money to the Red Cross in our city, or donate the car directly, to It's time to post the proof.

I have been very uneasy when I received this gift. I hope that everyone who recognizes me will not reveal it. It is okay to say that I am, but don’t involve Lao Han... If you know my identity, Lao Han is really easy to guess... ... I beg everyone.

I just moved the car to the dormitory with Lao Han. This big guy takes up half of the balcony and is heavy. Fortunately, our dormitory is on the second floor... Lao Han asked me if I want to assemble it, because we are going to visit Xincheng Plaza later , so I lied casually, saying that this box is very beautiful, I will go to Xincheng first, and I will appreciate it for a while when I come back.

Now get on the bus with him.

Lao Han didn't ask all the time, but suddenly said, "Who sent it?"

I was taken aback, feeling as nervous as if I had been caught raped: "Ah, I, my dad gave it to me! Probably to reward me, hahaha..."

Lao Han smiled and said nothing.But I feel that if I accept this car, it will be the same as cheating!I hope you don't allow this to happen!How much is the car worth? Should I refund it or have to refund it!

It’s not easy to type in the car. I edited it before and felt it was a moment of excitement, but it didn’t feel like it. I wrote and deleted it several times. Let’s release it this time.

④ Just after accepting new recruits in October, our department publicized the environmental protection knowledge competition. There are only more than 1000 people, and everyone knows that it is good if two hundred of the 1000 people in the university are willing to come out to participate), we have no choice but to sum up, let’s get all the more than 200 girls (yes, mechanical The school is so miserable).

I went to Chuanglian to borrow a Pikachu doll clothes, but I don’t know why the size of the clothes is so small. A few guys in our department put them on, and the one-piece parts get stuck? A few sisters in China are suffering, so... everyone understands.

I, a proud pheasant who never bowed my head, became a Pikachu for the sake of my position, humbly on the side of the road