Can a person who is less than 1.6 meters tall be a crispy duck?

College fellowship → Decathlon’s part-time job became familiar → taking a bath and becoming a date → watching football together during the winter vacation, haha ​​I feel that I still talk a lot, how come there are so few after sorting out?

In fact, it is because some details are too cute, I want to keep them secretly and cover my chest.

Whenever I think "Ah! This place is so cute, I want to tell!", another voice will say "No, no, I have very little candy for myself, this baby can only be returned I!"

This feeling of wanting to share and want to treasure...

I don't fucking want to have it!

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It's too painful!Especially when he helped me relax after the gym, what a coquettish monster I am, I have been fucked by him thousands of times in my heart, and I have to pretend that it is really because of muscle soreness Howl.

"Does it hurt here? It's a lot of strength tonight, and I think I'll feel it tomorrow."

"Hmm, it's okay, just press it."

Feast on me you bloody wood!

... My name is so ugly, he won't give up in spite of the difficulties, right?

Later, Han Mubo will come to me again, saying that there is a difficult task for me to complete, hmph, what task can be more difficult than eating him?

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Yamashita small glutinous rice balls

Good luck!

When I hiccup now, my throat smells like chicken shit.

I was typing last night when Lao Han came to our dormitory and brought a bag full of eggs, which had just been cooked from the self-cooked pasta in the cafeteria.He pulled our roommate's stool to sit next to me and asked me to help him peel the eggs.

Can you believe it, 30 eggs!No peeling!

Lao Han gave me ten and told me to eat the egg whites tomorrow (that is, today), and save the egg yolks to feed the dogs with him later.

Then the two of us began to peel the eggs. I always felt that the eggs smelled like chicken feces. After all, they came out of the same passage. If you agree, please like it.

Our dormitory is filled with that strong smell, which lasts for a long time.

Lao Han is really awesome. I think there is a world record for peeling eggs. He can consider a shock. He peels the eggs by crushing them, pressing the eggs to make them slightly deformed, and then finding the place where the skin and eggs are separated. Peel and push, and the whole egg falls into the bowl.

At the beginning, I struggled to peel the skin, but later on, Lao Han didn’t let me peel it. He was only responsible for separating the egg yolk, thinking that I was in the way.

I have never seen such a brazen person ('? dish?').

Anyway, after peeling and separating, Lao Han put his coat on me and asked me to go down with him, saying that the stray dogs would be gone if we went late.

Me: "excuseme??? Are stray dogs a limited edition??? They have a very sensitive sense of smell, and they will eat them by themselves in places where they often stay!"

(Actually, my leg hurts so bad I don’t want to get up)

Lao Han saw through my intentions at a glance: "You don't move at all after such a high-intensity training, and the lactic acid accumulation is more serious, and you will recover faster if you move."

Me: (▼皮▼#) Who is to blame for me becoming like this!

Anyway, I followed in the end. Maybe I just liked being abused by him. Although he refused to do this or that when he forced me to do this or that, I was so happy in my heart.

Please rape this delicate flower of me as much as you want!

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I followed him and looked for several places where stray dogs often haunt, but I couldn't find them.Old Han looked a little frustrated, turned his head and glared at me, blaming me for being too slow and making people run away.

Me: "(°Д°≡°Д°) I'm almost overwhelmed by the black pot you threw over me!

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In the end, we hid the egg yolk in the grass where they often go, and I will go down and have a look later, if it is gone, it should be eaten.

And the time to eat eggs is still very particular, and today I really recited it a little bit. I was seen by the teacher. I am going to self-study now, and I will shrink with you tomorrow~

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Small rice balls under the mountain 18:30

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Just caught the dog eating the egg yolk!

I sent this picture to Lao Han, and he was also very happy, saying that they like it, and they will continue peeling tonight.

(°ー°〃) I don't know you, who are you...

Didn’t you talk about the time to eat eggs yesterday? Lao Han stipulated that I eat five meals a day. I used to eat four meals (normal three meals + supper), but now I eat five meals from 6 am to 6 pm !So it is inevitable to solve two meals in class...

One meal is at ten o'clock in the morning and the other is at three o'clock in the afternoon.

...Why on earth should I listen to him? ? ?

Yesterday morning, there was a big thing. Everyone knows that in a large lecture hall with 300 people, it is warm enough to sit in a room with more than 100 people. If there is a sudden smell of eggs at this time...

Anyway, I was very embarrassed, secretly took out the egg bag, opened a small mouth, bit half of it, and then chewed with my mouth tightly closed, trying to prevent its smell from harming innocent people.

But I don’t know what’s going on. After I took a bite, I raised my head, and I met the eyes of Mr. Dawu. I was inexplicably caught laughing, and I sprayed the front seat buddy all over with egg whites, and even choked myself... …

Teacher Dawu didn't express any thoughts after watching this scene, but touched his own Mediterranean Sea sadly.

In the later half of the class, I carefully cleaned up the egg whites for the innocent boy in the front seat with toilet paper. The most important thing was that a small piece got stuck in my nose. I tried to suck it out many times, so that I kept grunting like a pig.

My roommate couldn't help it, and asked me why I suddenly returned to basics.

...I can fuck your little biscuit!

After cleaning up, I shared this tragic matter with Lao Han, and hoped that he could come up with a solution.

Lao Han: [Laughing till the end.jpg]

Old Han: Hahahahahahahahahaha...

Lao Han: I always sneak out and come in after eating.

Me: ...I want to sue, you skipped class! T_T

Well, Lao Han is urging me. After posting this, I'm going to peel the eggs again.

Today is Cinderella Week ●^●.

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Small glutinous rice balls at the foot of the mountain 11:57

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Some people don't believe that we peeled thirty eggs, here, yesterday's, fifty.

Lao Han seems to be interested in participating in the bodybuilding competition of our city's amateur group!He has been increasing the weight recently, and now the bench press is 100 kilograms, which is so fucking awesome, Lao Han himself is only 75 kilograms!

And now I can hang on one of his arms and do pull-ups...the muscles on the arms are so exciting...the thighs are so good that I want to lick them...

It's a hindrance, but he's so perfect, it makes people feel insecure...

Eating egg whites makes me sick.Recently discovered a new way of eating, which can reduce the peculiar smell.

1. Scoop out the egg yolk, mix in an appropriate amount of mayonnaise and stir well.

2. Fill it back into the egg white, take a bite, it's perfect!

Mayonnaise made of egg yolk can eliminate the smell of egg yolk, is it magical?

Lao Han bought a large box of ready-to-eat chicken breasts and instant beef balls. I tasted them and they were delicious, better than eating egg whites alone.

And Lao Han's protein/powder is also super delicious!The taste of chocolate is like chocolate milk tea. I often dig a spoon to make it myself, but he won't let me drink more, saying that I don't train enough and drinking too much will make me gain weight.

(???︿???) People always want to gain weight!

My arm circumference is now 34cm. It’s really amazing. Before, it was basically skin to flesh, maybe it was less than 30cm, thanks to Lao Han! ! !My man is awesome! ! !

Suddenly I felt that even if he didn't become an accountant or something after graduation, he could be a fitness trainer, and I was his live advertisement!

...No, to be a fitness trainer you have to have physical contact with men and women...I will be jealous...

No, I'm upset when I think of so many people getting along with him.

I suddenly thought, is there any way I can subdue Lao Han and let him stay by my side forever?For example, clever tricks to break hands and feet, strange tricks to pull a thousand catties, secret techniques to subdue a big guy, etc.?

The studious Xiao Zhou has no class this morning, so he immediately turned on the computer to search tirelessly. The search items include but are not limited to:

"The little one beats the big one"

"The way to make a big guy obedient"

"Take down the muscular man with one move"

"How can a person whose stature is much different from mine be tied up obediently?"

……

But I searched for a whole morning and there was no good result. I guess the group of people who wrote the answer didn't have any practical experience.Alas, I shoulder the burden of the motherland, and I am the strongest to subdue Lao Han.

The screen of the phone suddenly lit up, and Lao Han sent a message: Just wait for me, I will find you after the last half of the game.

I broke out in a cold sweat at the time, isn't the tone of voice quite right?Could he have installed a camera in our dormitory?Does he know what I'm looking at?

Me: Alright (′?ω?`) I’m obediently doing my homework in the self-study room, you can just come to step 304~

Exit the message interface, there is a post ①, I don’t think there is a post today, who is it?Click to open it, and my 1.9-meter roommate sent a post:

"I just passed by accidentally, and saw my roommate searching for this, shivering, what did I do wrong?"

Then Art hit me.

Then I added two pictures, the first one is the back view of me sitting in front of the computer in the dormitory searching, the second one is the computer screen with a very clear search record, and it says "Are boys playing basketball really easy to beat?"

I calmly opened Zhihu and edited this answer, well, this may be the last day of my life, if one day I am going to leave, please leave me in Lao Han's arms.

I don't want to die ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! !

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Small rice balls under the mountain 19:05

Thank you for your concern! ! !Xiao Zhou's chrysanthemum...is still there.

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