Can a person who is less than 1.6 meters tall be a crispy duck?

Brush all kinds of Weibo about venom.

Suddenly L Junshu brought the phone over: "Look, look, how about buying one for your cat?"

There is a puppy on it, wearing a venom suit, deliberately smeared and accompanied by the words "Apologize!!", which is cute and highly restored.

I laughed at the beginning and said, my God, I will go to Taobao to have a look, and halfway through laughing, I found something was wrong.

I looked through the circle of friends, QQ zone, super class schedule, and all the social software related to Junshu and I, and I looked through the chat records of the two of us, and then thought about what I said in the past few days.

As I only mentioned below this answer, I have a cat.

So... how did he know it?

I stood up and climbed onto L Junshu, strangled the scheming whore by the throat: "How do you know I have a cat?"

Junshu was taken aback, his eyes rolled wildly, and then he smiled flatteringly: "Because I smell the breath of the master from you."

"Open Zhihu for me!!!"

L Jun shrank his neck, obediently handed me the phone, and added: "It's in the favorites."

He has a total of nine favorites, except for three about learning, the others are all about "homosexuality", "gay" and "how to come out", and there is a private favorite at the bottom, which says "Ming Jie" .

The nose suddenly became sour, and I hammered his chest: "When did you start watching it?"

Junshu tilted his head and thought for a while: "The real pursuit of serialization probably started when you said that I always poked your G-spot."

???

"When did I say you're always poking my G-spot?"

L Junshu was very unconvinced, and scrolled through the answer for a long time, and found the original sentence.

What I said was clearly "this man can always avoid my pain points and poke my G-spot"!

If you taste these two sentences, is there no essential difference? ? ?

Besides, what I used was obviously a metaphor, how could it be so embarrassing in his mouth!

L Junshu looked at me expectantly again: "Then did I poke it?"

I rolled my eyes: "I can't feel it at all, the wind is light and the clouds are calm."

"It's okay, the strength is not enough, the number of times can be counted." He took out a few sagami from under the pillow, "Navel orange tonight?"

"Don't change the subject, explain to me clearly! Then you bought the bike after reading what I said?"

"Well, I searched for a long time and asked many people..."

"You see, I am so happy that I love you so much that I am alone?"

"No, it's just that happiness comes too suddenly, I'm afraid I can't bear it..."

"Then why don't you hurry up and confess to me?"

"I see that everyone is urging you to confess, thinking that you will be braver and get rid of the title of shrinking turtle..."

"Damn!" I smacked him on the head, "You have tortured me for so long, you still blame me?"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, how about I also write an answer to praise you."

"Humph."

"It's mainly because I don't know what you're thinking in real life. I can only see it online. I want to watch it for a while."

Junshu straightened his upper body, touched the back of my head and brought him into his arms, and said softly with his lips against my ear: "Tell me about it later, okay?"

"...Can you not put up a tent on your lower body when you are talking about love like this?"

"I can't help it."

So after we tried the lady condom sagami, I came up to update.

After being tortured for such a long time, I am exhausted to be able to type these words under the strong crowd of L Junshu, so let me say a few words to you next.

——I give the whole idiot a special dividing line——

Hello everyone, I am L Junshu, and I am also Lao Han who bears the pseudonym.

Except for the first few updates, I basically followed through. I read all the comments, and I understand everyone's feelings, not to mention that I am still an insider who has experienced another perspective.

Ming Jie, a little fool, never understands how important he is, whether it is in my heart or in this answer he wrote unintentionally.I didn't look for it on purpose, and no one told me. I just came in from the recommendation on the homepage. The characteristics are too obvious, and the writing style is also consistent, but I still can't convince me that it was written by the fool I have always had a crush on.

Until he said he wanted the shifter and I zoomed in on the photo and saw the guy on the bike in a college uniform, it was so easy to find someone in college circles, within a few days he received the bike and I Only then can I be sure that he is Ming Jie... Originally, my idea was to slowly manipulate him and let him walk towards me, but this little guy always lacks the courage to make a quick kick. on the ass.

Some people may call me procrastinating, but I know how insecure he is. I hope that even if two boys are together, it is upright, and there is no need to shy away from anyone, avoid anyone, and let him worry about gains and losses. Follow my mind.Fortunately, my family has reached a consensus, and it's time to deal with the father-in-law and mother-in-law.

I also saw a lot of people say that the writing is fake, um, I think it is fake too, he wrote me so well and perfectly, I am very dissatisfied.Obviously he has always been taking care of me and urging me, but he always likes to put himself in a very humble position, skipping too many scenes of his kindness to me.I understand that body shape is a very important reason, and height may not be changed, but I can work hard to make him stronger, make him more confident, and face my own shortcomings that are actually cute and not considered shortcomings.

Just like what Mingjie wrote, I really want to write an answer, tell me how good he is, let’s say goodbye, my writing is not good, and my life is my own, just know how important the people around me are. ,do you think so?

In the end, I found that the little guy's writing was wrong. If he is less than 1.6 meters tall, he can only be a crispy duck?

I will answer for him.

It has nothing to do with height.

It has something to do with me.

(There are two more bb sentences on this machine: Thank you everyone for reading this! The four episodes are not done yet, follow my Weibo: @Elsawhere111, post it in a few days~ remember to go to me and ask for a kiss!)